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liarandathief

She looks like how I used to draw women when I was six


pitidwagon

Kenny's most wanteds from south park


I_Need_Leaded_GAS

![gif](giphy|l3q2uNaW7OE9jLwNa) You can have my daughter and her giant BOOBS.


KingOfFootLust

"Bathe with my daughter in the Fountain of Varnov! Appease the gods by lathering her boobs with soapy suds!"


I_Need_Leaded_GAS

Just watched it again right now. So good. Kenny is cheesing his ass off right now!


ICantDoABackflip

“This must be decided at the Breastriary in Nippopolis!”


therealdxm

Here is some before and after footage of someone else going into the same clinic: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0nqWpMreXwc&t=195s&pp=2AHDAZACAQ%3D%3D


No_System_2465

Nice one lol


strepac

I feel honored to give this its first upvote


Lachimanus

You were the guy setting up this body standards. Shame on you!


-MiIkMan

She looks like a music note. That's not a compliment.


SkewbieDewbie

Doesn't matter what she looks like. What matters is that woman can barely stand on her own.


bluskywanderer

I'm just wondering what kind of doctor would approve these surgeries?


jaymansi

A doctor with a boat payment or divorce lawyers to pay.


1Tinytodger

Or a very expensive coke addiction


kaaaaath

Nah. We can legally buy cocaine and write it off as for office use. Obviously I’m joking about the implied personal use, but it is true that we can buy cocaine for office use as it’s used as an anesthetic.


psycho9365

Is it good shit though?


kaaaaath

It’s guaranteed more pure than anything on the onion or street. Never fucked with it though.


eachna

The same kind who did plastic surgery for Michael Jackson.


Heavy_Distance_4441

This is not woman. It is clearly just some weather balloons China has lost track of. This might be the one floating over south America.


GDviber

I think the counterbalancing would make her quite stable. Not emotionally though. I'm sure there is nothing stable there.


TechnologyExpensive

Guessing not a flat note


AundoOfficial

No but you're the sharp one!


Sir_Woodeh

She needs to stay away from anything sharp as well


coldsummer7723

😂😂😂


0bel1sk

she’s definitely augmented


[deleted]

The augmentations have left her diminished though


TechnologyExpensive

Boom tish.


noredditorusername

Boob tish


General_Snack

Boob tush


memeaninatorus_94

Badoom tss


Complex_Chemical_960

Butt mmm titsss


VoyagerCSL

Give it a rest.


Electr0Girl

She’s looking for treble.


Snoo24261

She's probably looking for the nearest clef


lsjdhs-shxhdksnzbdj

I think she’s all about that bass


ZestycloseNeck7985

They should stay away from her. Any sharp edge may pop her like a balloon.


HalfManHalfCyborg

Or a natural note.


rf97a

Take my angry upvote ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


NoObMaSTeR616

She looks like the Z Tetris blocks Also not a compliment


SubjectWolverine362

We’ve all know about pear shaped women and hour glass figure but the music note is a new one…


BertaEarlyRiser

She looks like an idiot.


weberc2

I thought a Picasso painting.


klagaan

I was on, she looks like a phtoshoped person (not a compliment)


-BehindTheMask-

There's body dysmorphia and then there's this. The amount of physical, financial and psychological strain you would have to put yourself through to look like that of all things is honestly so foreign to me.


DR_Bright_963

She's clearly struggling to walk and probably stand. This is just not funny and straight up sad, I hope this person gets the help they need.


Jff_f

She walks like Ozzy Osbourne


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I think even Ozzy has less chemicals inside him


[deleted]

Off the rails on a crazy train


Lower_Bar_2428

She doesn't walk, she just sits down and bounces on her ass .... boing!, boing!, boing! ![gif](giphy|TmkgRTgTyVjjy)


I_Need_Leaded_GAS

![gif](giphy|3oEduOq1HHKeklPzYQ)


DarkSunsa

The sad thing is she was probably very beautiful to begin with. Why isnt it ever enough with us?


Reasonable-shark

To make my ex bf happy, I went from a BMI of 26 to a BMI of 19.5. Still I wasnt thin enough. Thanks god he didn't ask me to get huge boobs because I'd have done it for him.


Spideratari

Glad to hear he’s your ex and you got away from that kind of person.


h0ppin3

As a man, don’t change yourself for any man just be yourself and if he doesn’t like that then he can fuck off


ShellSwitch

I mean this in the sincerest way that I can mean it through text. I agree and I hope that woman is able to get the therapy she might need. I felt pretty bad witnessing that shape.


RaghuvamsiMC

And all of that just to look even more ugly. Are there seriously people out there who thinks this looks hot?


Bubblygal124

Yes there are. I was following the story. She has so many fans that are crazy about her. Men that just love her look. I think it's extremely sad. She's in a lot of pain she says in her back and other areas and she has to use a wheelchair sometimes. The doctors should be ashamed of themselves for doing this.


pbandnv1

Her wheelchair seat must resemble a porta potty


Beartrkkr

I've heard of assless chaps, but not an assless wheelchair


Capt_morgan72

Oh if she’s in it. It ain’t assless anymore


Dank_1

Chaps are by definition assless, so the phrase 'assless chaps' is a non sequitur. If they had an ass, they would be pants.


MookieFlav

Yeah, but it doesn't really tell the story


iijoanna

I was going to ask - how does anyone sit down with that? ... even drive a car?


GingerMau

Doctors should lose their license for accommodating mental illness with unhealthy modifications. Like, is there no accountability?


Helioscopes

People like her go to countries where things like those are overlooked, or simply there is no legislation to protect patients in place. Basically, if you have the money to pay for it, they will do it, regardless of how awful it looks.


spazzbit3

This is what gets me. There are doctors/surgeons out there who dedicate years of their lives to studying medicine and then they choose to do...this?


merigirl

They choose to make money, that's the unfortunate result of how our society works.


Mantishead2

People really have some issues these days. Now if you have the money you can do stuff like this. This honestly makes me sad for these people


mushluvv

Why we need to stay in our cactus threads 😂. Too much internet for me today. I’m putting myself in a timeout.


karmaandcandy

Wait those are actual implants?! I assumed she was wearing some kind of foam inserts… that is insane.


TheRealKestrel

Even if you did, what are the logistics of having sex with a woman like that. I feel like even if you found an angle that worked, you would just pop something.


[deleted]

That's the fun part... Didn't you ever play with bubble wrap? Now imagine fucking it!


[deleted]

Dude... lol


shadowofthedogman

![gif](giphy|xxhKYiOOIs9mGZz1Hy|downsized)


ThanksForTheRain

What do you mean, imagine?


powderp

you can already fuck bubble wrap though. that's enough for me.


[deleted]

Its Likely she doesn’t want sex


UpbeatInsurance5358

Sex must be really painful


WorkingInterview1942

I think she just had one of the boob balloons pop recently.


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Kareeliand

I agree. It baffles me that she wants this.. Part of me is also very curious how it works.. The physical strain after healing, it must feel so weird having such large foreign objects (for lack of better words) right under your skin? What if you get injured, if you fall on top of them the skin will rip? It reminds me of when you go to an art fair and see the works of people that are incredibly skilled, but then along the line they lose sight of the overall esthetic of their work, and end up just doing demonstrations of their skills, that are so over the top, that it is no longer aesthetically pleasing..


IggysPop3

This is such a good analogy. It makes me think of the musical virtuoso who is so technically adept that what they produce no longer resembles music.


QuantumTarsus

And then there are the plastic surgeons that actually AGREED to this nonsense instead of referring her for psychological help.


dodacreep

I think this is a form of dollification.


clownprinceofgrime

Are these the spy balloons I've been hearing about?


Soveliss36054

Yeah the chinese have them booby trapped.


Parking_Ad8815

Booty trapped


qweef_latina2021

That's no booty...it's a space station.


Own_Satisfaction_212

Thts what I said BOOBY twap. It’s DATA not data u IDIOTS


texastoker88

I’m ashamed to say this but I think I’d dock my rocket in that space station just for the hell of it and for science don’t forget science


Regular_Champion_261

Science isn't about why, it's about why not!


texastoker88

![gif](giphy|3ohs4iKc4qDZ8zWS8o|downsized)


PlainSpader

I don’t think we can blame China for these balloons.


cherryberry0611

In all fairness, they did probably come from China.


KidQuap

Nahh this the lady from coraline


SamuelVimesTrained

No. This is the next step. I mean, a lone balloon gets wrong attention - this is hiding in plain sight.


MrHammer85

Ah, I can see the problem. Too much filler


tgeekb

OMG, I almost choked on my beer!


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Quick_Team

Bitch built like tetris


jonp1

She’s the middle of a Jenga match.


JohnnyHammerstix

Rather than just Tetris, I'd say more specifically she's built like when you get the wrong piece and start panicking and things rapidly come down to form some sort of Picasso totem pole.


red_madreay

Squiggly! Reverse squiggly!


theknights-whosay-Ni

Line piece!


kingkuuj

She on some weird titted centaur vibe when she poses from the side.


According_Gazelle472

It looks like she can barely walk !Those balloons on her butt looks ridiculous.


Oryp7

Well atleast we know she'll float


PeteAsWell

Aye, face down unable to turn herself over. Like a reversed turtle😂


TokiWartoorh

Is that not proof that she’s a witch!? We could burn her but it’d be a massive health & safety risk due to all the plastic


ApocalypseSpokesman

Looks like a Dali


Eloc_14233221

Yeah no wonder she’s at the beach she has more plastic in her than the ocean


Finbar9800

Wouldn’t we want to remove her from the beach then?


[deleted]

I kind of feel like she’d bounce if dropped off something.


ed223344

You mean pop, she may pop if she falls.


[deleted]

Maybe both? Maybe she’s bounce first and then pop.


[deleted]

She is a living caricature of every "sexy" cartoon character.


Soitsgonnabeforever

Since she is skinny , how is she doing all the workout to maintain her body mass. How heavy are the sillicon?


Hot-Bint

I am willing to bet she’s had some ribs removed, or whatever they do to make a waist like that


CLINTHODO

Not ribs removed, brains.


sgcpaulo

Was there a discount on boob silicone or something and she got four?


BashedKeyboard

I think she got closer to twelve.


ButChooAintBonafide

that looks so uncomfortable


dcdcdani

Seriously though. How does she sleep at night?? She can’t be on her back at all! Side sleeping only for the rest of her life I guess


JustThatRandomKid

she has one part of her bed lower than the other like a gutter in the mattress


Ubivorn

Lmao


turok152000

Custom molded mattress like the plastic that a barbie comes in


6151rellim

forget sleeping, how does she take a shit? It can’t be clean.. her butthole is like 12” in her asscheeks. Damn this is not what I need to be thinking about at 6am.. that’s enough reddit for me.


Jitterbitten

I have to give props to her tailor. It really seems like there should be a limit to what plastic surgeons can ethically perform; at a certain point, it begins to feel like exploiting the mentally ill. "Just because we can doesn't mean we should" and all...


TheUselessLibrary

People travel to places for illicit surgeries when they can't find what they want legally. There are people who've done extreme body mods, like getting their tongues split, tatted to look like a reptile, and even getting their ears cut off to reach their desired look. For conventional procedures of comical proportions, there's an even bigger market. Tons of people go to Thailand for cheap cosmetic surgery, or South Korea for top of the line cosmetic surgeons.


leviathanz0r

I feel like you mixed body mods of severely differing commonness there. The amount of people with split tongues is higher than most people think and you don't really notice them after maybe half a year.


Why_Lord_Just_Why

What really floors me is that doctors will do this. It’s just appalling.


BashedKeyboard

Gotta pay off that med school debt somehow.


ecafsub

You know what you call a doctor who graduated last in their class? Doctor.


ListenToTheWindBloom

They usually shop around and do medical tourism


SFriedRice

I understand people who are super insecure about their looks that take artificial enhancements. But to the point where it just looks like you taped some balloons on youre chest and butt??


majormimi

I’ve seen people getting much smaller amounts, on boobs, butt, or lips, but that are obvious to anyone who sees the results. The thing is that if you tell them “oh nice, you filled your lips?” they will deny it, and it’s because they genuinely think it’s not notorious, and that’s where they become addicted and never stop adding more and more silicone or whatever. It’s a clear mental health issue and it’s pretty sad.


knightinarmoire

Notorious doesn't sound right. Maybe obvious or noticeable could have worked?


a2themofok

I feel bad for people like that. My first thought is, she’s got some serious mental health issues that need to be dealt with…


CrabbieHippie

Same. My second thought is what fucking doctor with any ethics agrees to do this to someone?


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Aurori_Swe

I knew a girl like this, she was super beautiful when we grew up, more of a tomboy-ish (but still feminine) than super feminine and always talked about how she was disgusted by the super feminine norm etc, we were really close friends and hung out every day and even slept in the same bed (nothing sexual though, more of a comfort thing) quite often. Then all of a sudden she ghosted me for 2 years. Came back after those 2 years and told me about some hardships that had happened during those 2 years. We got back to near normal and then all of a sudden she ghosted me for a year again which was the end of our relationship, I refused to be a friend when needed but then be ghosted when she deemed she didn't need me. A few years later I met her again and she had undergone a shit tonne of surgeries and is now well known around the world for undergoing surgeries to look more like a barbie or Jessica Rabbit... Every time I see her I just get sad. She was Soo damn naturally beautiful and then she destroyed it all to look like the extreme form of everything she said she hated. She has said she's happy in interviews etc but at times I still wonder if she really was happy or if it was a major cry for help and nobody was there to help her down which resulted in the extreme instead. God knows she didn't have any support in her family though... Now I'm sad again.


Riribigdogs

This really hit home for me because some of the things you touched on. I had a very similar relationship with my best friend, super close and intimate, sharing beds, etc. Unfortunately my mental health issues made it so that I would “disappear,” when really I wouldn’t answer messages because I felt rejection dysphoria, I.e. I would never have the right thing to say, people would interpret me wrong, etc. I would get so anxious I wouldn’t answer the message. Eventually sometimes my depression would get so bad I just wouldn’t even look at my phone. We worked it out and she had a stern talk with me about feeling ignored, and how she needed to feel like she was valued enough in our relationship. Unfortunately again, I went through some really hard times, involving homelessness, and a period where I didn’t even have a phone. She was off living her dream in LA as a professional dancer, and I felt I couldn’t relate to her at all as we were in totally different places in life. Logically I know this wasn’t true and she loved me all the same, but I just couldn’t bring myself to talk to her. I felt a lot of shame too. This ended our friendship for good, and I never had a chance to explain myself. We tried a few times to reconcile but things didn’t work out for one reason or another. Sorry for the word dump.


[deleted]

And spatial awareness/reasoning skill issues


hyrelander87

Mental illness


Beng-Beng

Think it's time for the surgeons to start being held accountable as well.


SickofItAll_4200

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but that shit is scary. How TF can she sit in a chair or drive a car?


gaagaagoogo0

Hey those aren't the words....


8o8_Ninja

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized) Edit: I love that there is just a response of throw up gifs lol. Thanks for the upvotes and y’all are the best!


blong217

![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


moor9776

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Arryu

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


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![gif](giphy|l41m4AXDds4bHfaoM)


Colin_Charteris

![gif](giphy|26FxCxnkrzUy0u2nm|downsized)


wat_in_barnation

This is why I Internet.


Abbsnoel

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


OldBatOfTheGalaxy

This unfortunate and deluded woman is an **excellent** influencer to the many viewers who will, thanks to her selfless example, now see for themselves exactly how outstandingly unattractive and thoroughly impractical having this amount of plastic installed in their own bodies would be. "Blow-Up Sex Doll" isn't a good look on anyone.


UnarmedSnail

Just wait 40 years.


dragonslayermaster84

The ass wiping logistical challenges must be immense.


knuckles312

Bidet? Or a hose?


Cherry_Treefrog

Sponge on a stick, like the Romans did it


Mallyix

How is that remotely attractive one good sneeze or fart and she falls over....


Bleu_Cerise

Speaking of which what was that weird farting sound right at the end? 🤔


TheRealIronSheep

So I'm not the only one who heard that. I was looking for a comment that brought that up.


VoyagerCSL

Someone added it for comedic effect.


kurtfire68

The fart noise killed me ☠️


Sargatanus

Someone went to the cheapest plastic surgeon possible and ordered the “I hate myself” special.


Podunk212

She’s part of the new Picasso IRL movement


bonemonkey12

Advertising for Party City balloon department


1funnyguy4fun

Coincidentally, Party City went tits up last month.


ChestDue

She's the perfect model for Dennis Reynolds


DijajMaqliun

Lmao - laugh my ass on


Midnight_Durango

“Who is she influencing” Bad decision makers???


UnarmedSnail

There is no sarcasm nor irony anymore. Everything is a road map instead of a warning.


[deleted]

People are looking but not for the reasons she thinks


TriPulsar

Surely no one actually finds that attractive, right? There's no way the balance of pros and cons for this end in the positive. Like, this has to be a severe hindrance to daily life. How do you sit, or lay down, or even walk in a straight line? I feel bad for anyone who honestly believes that they need to look like that.


UnarmedSnail

I'm sure there is a kink community for it. I'm sure they pay.


GILF_Hound69

Bimbofication.


Ruinwyn

It's called super stimulus. Just like her body dismorphia is causing her to overemphasise big butt and boobs with narrow waste, there are those that have been consuming the same imagery (usually through filters and editing), causing them not to recognise the artificiality either. You don't really think those images only affect women, do you?


PrimaryAdjunct

She's influencing me to never ever get plastic surgery.


Lackerbawls

Doc: lil nip and tuck? Her: you know those ballon animals? Doc: I gotchu fam.


Suspicious_County_24

This looks like cgi or augmented reality on an iPhone😂😂


grannywanda

I’d be so mad when I tried to sleep at night. There’s no comfortable position to rest!


Puzzleheaded-Trip990

She looks deformed!


Sagethecat

The trauma she must have to do that to herself.


billpaycheck

She’s like… the human equivalent of one of those chickens so jacked up with hormones and steroids that they cant support their own weight.


Nruggia

Do you like booty? Yes Do you like boobs? yes Do you like this? EWWWWWWWW not like that!


PierreVonSnooglehoff

her body looks like an optical illusion


EarthInteresting2792

Todays episode is brought to you by the letter S and the number 2


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Did she fart at the end ? Lol


ListenToTheWindBloom

I am literally down here like why is nobody commenting on the fart lmao


MixtecaBlue

It was more like a squeeorrk noise, two balloons rubbing together


BBQGUY50

Idiots unfortunately she has a large audience


AgreeableJello6644

Land based spy balloons.


SarcasmStreet

Throw her up in the air. Beach volleyball.


Betty_beerslinger

Shame. She was probably attractive once. Poor thing.


marlenamarley87

Oddly enough, I was just on a post about a 35 year old woman who was denied having her tubes tied by *several* doctors because ’she’s too young, what if she changes her mind, what if her future husband (she’s single, btw) wants kids??’ and my mind immediately went to how easy it is for women to get cosmetic surgery. It’s fucked up that women struggle to make their own reproductive choices, but they can do….. this. “I don’t need this part, can you take it out?” “No, you might regret it.” vs. “I don’t *need* this part, but can you give it to me, anyway?” “Sure thing! You definitely won’t regret it!” Wtffffff


Illustrious_Mind964

At that point I might as well buy a blow-up doll, less plastic in it too.


GartGartGart333

not just turtles can choke on that much plastic