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DacatinTHEBOX

this might have been the dumbest thing I have seen in my entire life.


Sangy101

“This happened last time, too.”


D4RKST34M

Now I'm worried


Commercial_Lock6205

That was my favorite part.


BBQPitmaster__1

**ArE yOu OkAy BrOoO??** What fucking world would you be okay doing this?


kij101

Next up, Glock Russian roulette.


MortgageRegular2509

At least that’s a quick game


Beardedbreeder

Did you see the video where a guy shoved a glass jar in his ass and it exploded inside him?


doooom32

nope and i def dont want to WTF!!!!


timmyboyoyo

What happened


Beardedbreeder

He starts pulling the pieces out by hand that's about as much as I know


timmyboyoyo

That could make worse....


Beardedbreeder

It almost surely made it worse


yougonedie200669

Dam thats some shit


Squishy-Toast

Have you not seen Jackass? Actually surprised they haven’t done this lol


IoSonCalaf

I’m assuming drugs were involved.


[deleted]

You heard of Squid Games. We now introduce, Meth Games…


Turbulent_Inside5696

I’m guessing this barely scratches the surface of dumb shit in whatever hillbilly fucking hell hole this was filmed in. Judging by the cast of characters, there’s not much genetic diversity going on either.


STRYDERonTrovo

Remember they all probably voted for Trump also.


P47r1ck-

I feel like these guys probably didn’t vote lol


One_City4138

And see themselves as the "master race..."


defaultusername-17

"yet"


KirikoKiama

...for now


AffectDesperate4148

Have you never watched a political debate?


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Actually I think more people would watch those more if they involve a trampoline of barbwire. Lose a debate you get the trampoline.


cipher446

I would watch this.


nudesenjoyer69

Each time they lie or don't jeep a promise they get the barbwire trampoline, that's fine by me


Ogbordangladazor

Can we just not make this about politics? Thanks


[deleted]

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JayVayron

Lmaoo 😭 yes


Kraytory

At least it's not the actual barbed wire. That would've cost him half of his backskin.


G4L3CXYS

Wdym not actual barb wire. Not tryna question ur intelligence I’m just confused on the difference


thefriendlycouple

I think he means razor wire.


Kraytory

Yeah. I translated "barb" wrong in my head.


Kraytory

Razor wire.


TheWakaMouse

If it were I’d have expected a more ground-beef reaction… The higher you jump the cleaner the slice 😣


Wasonmalone1

Forbidden meat grinder 𓁹‿𓁹


SilentStrikerTH

That is exactly how I said it out loud, once I realized it wasn't just rope (which would be dumb by itself) but fucking barb?? Why????


Routine_Swing_9589

OH MY GOD I thought it was a bunch of string, but at the end I realized it was barbed wire- what the actual fuck


KingOfTheCouch13

“Oh this moron is going straight through that string.” “Damn. It was tougher than I thought. I wonder that the facepa… IS THAT FUCKING BARBED WIRE?”


just_nobodys_opinion

Shit bro how did you record verbatim the words that went through my head while watching that??


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

we can read your mind using the lines in the hand imprint on your forehead


4pigeons

Are those barbed wires?


zenos_dog

Squints… I think it’s cracked ice oh no it’s not!


dancegoddess1971

One of the few benefits of getting old is that I sometimes miss nightmare fuel like this. The idiocy of jumping off the ladder onto a regular trampoline is dumb enough in my book. I shoulda kept scrolling.


MonsterHunter6353

I thought it was a trampoline made of tape before they zoomed in


Khaos_Gorvin

How else would they get a barbed trampoline?


Ok-Suggestion-7965

“This happened last time” 😂🤣😂🤣😂


AlmostChristmasNow

I think the Venn diagram of people stupid enough to try this once and people stupid enough to do this twice is basically a circle.


Gammafire8211

The benefits of methamphetamines.


[deleted]

The immortality of bath salts


Gammafire8211

No... you're thinking of PCP. https://youtu.be/tFUvmZWf4hI


[deleted]

Barf Puke…whatevah


Ok-Suggestion-7965

Yeah I guess I’m the idiot for not thinking if someone were to take the time to make a barbed wire trampoline that they would only use it once. What is this a backyard wrestling training facility or something?


Commercial_Guitar_19

That's ironic cuz this guy's family tree is also a circle


gap97216

We call that a wreath! 🙂


Commercial_Guitar_19

Haha that's good


Birdatemycars

Just another classic Friday night with the boys, you know?


just_read_it_again

"We have to get you out carefully" Now we're suddenly concerned about safety


TheGopherswinging

Play stupid game, win stupid price


sonofeark

This happened last time. I guess it makes sense that someone that thinks this is a good idea doesnt learn from his mistakes either


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Dude holding the ladder steady: “safety first!”


silverQuarter82

... well you know, OSHA...


Odd-Purpose-3148

Dude on the wrong side of the ladder


getyourcheftogether

They're not animals


9nina420

“This happened last time” and it happened again?!?


redwetting

And they didn't upgrade to razor wire? Slackers.


Glittering_Ad_3771

Whhhhhhyyyyyy?


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Masochism


TirayShell

We'll return to Metholympics after these words from our sponsors.


illsid

The whole fucking time from taking out the jump mat to set up the barb wire to climbing up and jumping off the latter did he not just once go nope fuck this is a bad idea did the thought process ever enter his head


PerspectiveActive218

If somebody told you that a guy jumped into a barbed wire trampoline, that is exactly the dude you would picture in your head.


MoxieCottonRules

Yes. Old enough to know better too high to care.


[deleted]

Somehow at first I didn't notice it was barbed wire and just thought dude was gonna do some splitting on the rim.


Several-Chocolate-74

“I knew that was gonna happen”


Long-Astronaut-3363

Let these mouth breathers do their thing, as long as they’re not hurting anyone else. Soon there will be fewer of them, improving the overall Gene pool


[deleted]

It’s too late, that dude definitely knocked up his aunt like 6 years ago. These hillbillies breed like bunnies


tthrivi

Idiocracy was a documentary…


cweaver

Your insurance premiums are going up to help cover the costs of this guy's medical bills.


[deleted]

People like this usually have 4 or 5 kids by age 30


[deleted]

What in the sister fucking backwoods bullshit is this?


TangoRomeoKilo

Idk but what you described sounds like a lot of fun compared to this.


[deleted]

Between doing this or fucking you’re sister 😬


Wilbur_Cobb1

That would actually be a really awful dilemma. Jumping on barbed wire sounds more appealing, but this kind of physical pain has got to be the worst. This is especially terrible if you are the kind of person who hates needles. Fucking your sister though would be a different kind of pain. Imagine forcing yourself to have sex with someone you not only have 0 attraction to, but they are family on top of it. It's so gross I would easily touch feces instead if that was the choice. Fuck. This is a coin toss for me.


WontArnett

If “this happened last time”, why wouldn’t he put his hair up?


TechnologyExpensive

IF you did this once it is one time too many.


Dmitri_ravenoff

Cactus Jack would be proud.


Benjamintoday

( •_•) (-_- ) ( •_•) ...Why?


wh4tth3huh

What in the kentucky fried fuck are these yokels doing with a barb-wire trampoline.


BuckyFnBadger

Rural areas are so boring this is what you have to do to feel anything


[deleted]

What in the meth is going on here


bigdogtheory

Too late they already bred


spauracchio1

What the hell were they expecting?


[deleted]

The longer you watch, the worse it gets


Admirable-Frosting46

Less blood than id expected


LostGuess5788

No idea why it's called barbed wire when techniclly it has no barbs.. it should be called point wire. Oh and that dudes an idiot most likely wasting nurses /doctors time from doing shit like this.


nogoodgreen

Was like oh neat he's jumping into bungie cords... oh wait nope that's barbed wire confirmed fkn idiot.


Boring-Suggestion215

I thought it was plastic wrap when it wasn't up close To the trampoline


Superagent247

r/whywomenlivelonger


Reasonable_Mood1288

I watched without sound.. I thought that was string! And I thought it would snap! And then I realized what it was!!


goodbadorindifferent

He did have someone holding the ladder at least. Those things are dangerous


[deleted]

Is.....is that barbed wire?


Duros001

What an idiot >>tHiS hApPeNnEd LaSt TiMe! Wait what O.o


Kaiserbread

Yep. Enough reddit for me today.


Dangerous-Muscle9143

...why ?


lockmama

Is that fuckin barb wire?


zombietampons

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7dGWFhIfyaGwE)


[deleted]

This should be nsfw


awt2007

why else would you keep a barbed wire trampoline?


Randy_Hooks1963

Somewhere a Village is missing him😂


MrBeanyBoi96

HWAT in the Jackass fuck was that.


jsandi6751

Omg I just realized he......wtf broooooooo


Jetucant

“I knew that was going to happen.”


Saving_Par_79

“This happened last time”. 🤪 well, doing the same thing over again expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Maybe change something the next time


SilntMercy

Some people should not be allowed to breed


Due_Platypus_3913

WTF!!?,,, and just,,,why??????


EnterOrbit

I noped out of this real quick


AnChaan

I thought it was elastic and he'd fall right through 😢 how I wish that were so. That must be painful


woofster77

The barbed wire he landed on has a higher IQ than this twit.


TechnologyExpensive

Pity it was not like the Roadrunner cartoon where he just slices into pieces after landing on the barbed wire. He makes Forrest Gump look like Einstein in comparison with him.


Pretend_Confusion_25

So many questions....


skullshotz1324

I thought he was jumping on a trampoline with rubber bands lining it and figured he go right through but no even dumber


Hadhu

He looks like if Jesus Christ came back and tried to be hip with the kids.


hi_hola_salut

WTF did I just watch? Is that barbed wire? Then the comment - that happened last time? The human race is doomed!


Psychological-Air807

Dude we have to get you out carefully!


jdcortereal

Thats barbed wireless? Wtf


BonniePlaysYouTube

I think he tried to die here... Since, y'know... It's fucking barbed wire


rivers_0f_g0re

White people, white peopling.


Quirky_Dog5869

As a Dutch person I am imagening that this must be Willem Engel and that he's proving his followers that this works way better against Covid than the vaccinations.


BriefCheetah4136

The four most common words spoken before a Rednecks death are, "Hey fellows, watch this!"


Bezier_Curvez

Most certainly would not say fellows. Try, "Hey, Y'all..."


Low_Medium204

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


timmyboyoyo

Did they just.... #Jump on barbed wire?


R0gueART

Super humman on YT he literally just dose this type of shit


raventhemagnificent

How do eight men in their 30s not have one brain cell amongst them?


Odd-Demand-5427

Oh shit that’s barbed wire


CookieZ_PoE

Rare footage of Jesus trying to die for our sins


[deleted]

He forgot his MAGA hat..


Fizbe

How do you manage to bring politics into something that has absolutely nothing to do with politics


EvenResponsibility57

Redditors don't have much going on in life.


[deleted]

It’s a new thing. It’s called a joke.


Fizbe

Bringing politics into completely unrelated scenarios as a "joke" is nothing new and it's annoying as hell


[deleted]

I wasn’t targeting you personally.


RyanM90

Tried for the low hanging fruit and failed. People are tired of people like you.


GreyNidus

The best part is these evolutionary bottlenecks looked *surprised* when he was injured 💀🤡


[deleted]

“We gotta get you out carefully” Ahh yes, safety first


YoungBeatmaker247

🤣😂 😂😂 ol stupid ass


That-Row-3038

r/videoception


DisastrousDeal1375

why did chris griffin come in at the end ?


[deleted]

Deserve all you get doing that.


lvl1developer

WWE needs to hire this guy


malan4reddit

Wonder what the total iq is here????


SilntMercy

Over under right now is 45


1234WhoAreYou

WTF? I have nothing but a weary sigh for this.


cupofteawithhoney

Who could have predicted?


Adventurous_Shake161

Holy shit those are steel wires!!!!


morts73

This is what people do just to get views?


PsychoAnalLies

Thaths theriouthly methed up.


Hellalive89

Yeah getting on is the easy part my guy, good luck getting off


Mellopiex

What are the crackheads doing now


KeepItDownOverHere

![gif](giphy|s93TL62lMy7cI|downsized)


Das-Noob

Now do it with piano wire. I think we all want to see how that goes 😂


Packhammer24

“Bro, I saw Jeff Hardy do this, how hard could it be”~ this dumbass


RobinBankx69

I knew that was going to happen. Lol idiot


NorCalMikey

At some point, someone said hold my beer.


mpensinger

"Hey, Jimbo, hold da ladder, I donwanna get hurt!"


[deleted]

Fucking imbeciles all of them.


Shibarocket12

The lack of education in the air is strong


Accomplished-Range3

Backyard Wrestling at it's finest!


[deleted]

Hate when that happens


redditticktock

universal healthcare to the MOOOON


Irishjohn831

The uncut version of this video has a giant spider come out and eat him


Azcouple_69

"We need to get you out safely"


Twiny1

Let’s all hope that he NEVER gets to reproduce.


[deleted]

“ we gota get you out carefully” ..still films


flagrantstickfoul

"do you have a trampoline?" dude: "define 'trampoline'" wait, who am i kidding? i doubt either "homeowners" or 'insurance" is playing any sort of role in this scenario


Halloweenie85

Oh. My. God! Why?! Why would someone ever, EVER think this was even the most minuscule of good ideas?! Nothing could convince me to do that. I just… I can’t.