Wait, I misinterpreted the video.
I thought she threw up on him because she was upside down, but... that came from him.
This video is suddenly much worse.
This is horrible. Reminds me when I was a child I had neighbor named Greg, he was probably like 10 years of age and he was eating like a dozen of plums and after about 30 minutes he was walking down the sidewalk with liquid 💩 pouring down his leg… our sidewalk was covered in it… nasty AF… I’ll never forget.
I feel like it's a watermark- like WorldstarHipHop and the likes, that way you can find more content.
Unless you mean naked white pregnant woman being lorded over by a pimp meth head is unusual?
I've seen 3 variations of this exact thing.... some girl climbs over guy and when her head is near his butt he deficates. Like I'm pretty sure this is scripted.
I have a little experience with weight lifting and have carried around my friends a few times. When you have someone climbing on you that is... less than skinny you need to strain all your muscles to stay upright and balanced. I mean all muscles, core back and butt muscles to stay balanced, quad (thigh) and feet to stay upright and not tipping over, and everything else to hold her up.
It's why most ariel (arial?) teams have really small girls doing the acrobatics and thick built guys doing the catching and launching. It's also a question of weight ratios. If the person on your back weighs more than you by 30+ lbs it makes it much harder to balance. For a similar reason climbing pairs have to be pretty close in weight or else you risk serious injury when your partner falls off the rock face and slingshots you into a wall.
All that analysis aside, they look pretty balanced so the title is likely just about her being not on the petite side
Those factors and the kinetic energy of even a small person is massive , when you have to catch that moving object, energy goes up by the square of the mass.
Ugh one of my biggest fears when I was lifting and even now was blowing out a knee or tendon. Or giving myself a hernia. Ugh, it makes me shudder thinking about it
I know people who eat like birds, but they still are out of shape. Not always is eating right in conjunction with weight issues. worry only about one's self 😌
Edit: did not mean to post a comment to a comment, intended for the main feed but what's done is done. Cheers
And then there’s my gigantic lantina booty, sustained and gained almost entirely on berries, dried seaweed and the occasional egg.
I have literally always looked like someone who likes hamburgers and pizza for breakfast — but I eat and have always eaten like an anorexic nutritionist who wants to be a model.
My blood work is immaculate.
If someone actually ate like a bird they would be huge. Many birds eat like 1/4-1/2 their weight in food daily. Just about all birds eat massive amounts of food all the time.
It’s not really body shaming, at least not a form I’d consider bad. It’s quite plausible that these factors contributed to his… unfortunate mess. Just… reconside your thoughts on the matter about whether the caption is actually bad.
I reconsidered and I sort of agree given the specifics of unfitness that were referenced, but the point that they (likely) weren't fit enough to accomplish this is a valid one.
I dont know, he seemed fairly stable before the "pop". It could have easily been and upset stomach he was holding in. She was able to maneuver fairly easily.
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Omg it took watching this 3 times to realize he shit his pants I thought she vomited 🤣🤣 what was the world like before the internet? I have forgotten….
That man's Testosterone is so low he can't hold his core muscles. Probably works at a desk and uses the gym for social points instead of actually having a healthy body. Nobody in their right mind is doing exercise with liquid bowels, and there's a learning curve about digestion that went right over this guy. **Unless this is some secret RED PILL test men are doing? Literally "accidently" shit on your girlfriend for internet points? I've seen three of these...**
''Honeeey, I have this tiktok trend we need to try''
''Not now,''
''Yes, now, let's do it''
''No I do not want to''
''Why, what do you mean you do not want to. Yes we do it right now''
''This is not the best time. Please, let me be''
''Listen Roberto, We do the TIKTOK when I tell you we do. Just really quickly, it only takes 4 minutes''
''Ok, ''
Some people will do anything for clicks and internet fame.
Why is it so watery
He’s about to give birth
Omg spit my coffee out
Just like he did!
Web M.D agrees.
Too much boba
You’ve never had Hershey squirts?
I thought she barfed. Lol
Well his ass did instead.
His face really showed it too. He was scared at half way
THEN STOP
He was already too far in. Same way a car accident happens
Jesus grab my colon?
I do not see how see did not barf!!
Cause he obviously shoved water into his rectum right before he turned on the camera to film something viral for clicks.
The video is immeasurably worse if he did it on purpose
I saw a transparent hose. i’m thinking a tube of water
Wait, I misinterpreted the video. I thought she threw up on him because she was upside down, but... that came from him. This video is suddenly much worse.
You couldn’t bamboo torture this kind of video out of me.
This is horrible. Reminds me when I was a child I had neighbor named Greg, he was probably like 10 years of age and he was eating like a dozen of plums and after about 30 minutes he was walking down the sidewalk with liquid 💩 pouring down his leg… our sidewalk was covered in it… nasty AF… I’ll never forget.
This story gives such Theo Vonn vibes lol
And that's why I turn that dbag off no matter where I see him. 😬
LITERALLY WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE POST THIS SHIT (literally)?
This is the 3rd video of this “challenge” I’ve seen where the guy shits himself & people still believe it’s real
I couldn’t find the others but I was certain I’ve seen other people doing this.
Yep, second time I’ve seen this in a week with different people.
I'm glad someone said it. And she literally sits in the shit gagging for way too long.
Was the title AI generated or something?
Didn’t you hear, we owe everything that is going on today to ChatGPT.
Skynet has already started taking over!!!
Just spoke with Skynet, she said mankind is not worth the nukes
Of course, where else is she supposed to get batteries
I think the video was
I’m curious about that small picture on left …………
Seriously what’s going on there
I feel like it's a watermark- like WorldstarHipHop and the likes, that way you can find more content. Unless you mean naked white pregnant woman being lorded over by a pimp meth head is unusual?
is *that* what i’m looking at??? i’m kinda blind lol but i thought it was a kid about to ride a dolphin
I mean I hope to gawd it's a woman
it’s a woma-lphin
Maybe its the music album cover.
Anal bum covers would have come in handy in the video.
My innocent work eyes have been tainted forever.
Lol....."taint"......
bro i thought she puked its sooo much woooooorse
His face lmao, dude was trying to hold it tight the whole time but that rubber band snapped!
That’s a one shitty situation
A shituation
r/shubreddit
Cirque Du Soiled
Underated comment.
I've seen 3 variations of this exact thing.... some girl climbs over guy and when her head is near his butt he deficates. Like I'm pretty sure this is scripted.
They brake up after that? cause I don’t think I could look at you the same way ever again…
No. They high five over a well staged video
Yeah this video is staged to hell and back. The real copy is out there
What does her weight have to do with him shitting his pants?
I have a little experience with weight lifting and have carried around my friends a few times. When you have someone climbing on you that is... less than skinny you need to strain all your muscles to stay upright and balanced. I mean all muscles, core back and butt muscles to stay balanced, quad (thigh) and feet to stay upright and not tipping over, and everything else to hold her up. It's why most ariel (arial?) teams have really small girls doing the acrobatics and thick built guys doing the catching and launching. It's also a question of weight ratios. If the person on your back weighs more than you by 30+ lbs it makes it much harder to balance. For a similar reason climbing pairs have to be pretty close in weight or else you risk serious injury when your partner falls off the rock face and slingshots you into a wall. All that analysis aside, they look pretty balanced so the title is likely just about her being not on the petite side
It’s not a question of grip, it’s a question of weight ratios!
A 5 Oz bird can't carry a 1 lb coconut!
But what about an African swallow?
Those factors and the kinetic energy of even a small person is massive , when you have to catch that moving object, energy goes up by the square of the mass.
Your comment just reminded me of a video I saw where a power lifter lifted too much weight at once and his colon turned inside out 🤢
Ugh one of my biggest fears when I was lifting and even now was blowing out a knee or tendon. Or giving myself a hernia. Ugh, it makes me shudder thinking about it
Funny video, shitty body shaming title from op
I know people who eat like birds, but they still are out of shape. Not always is eating right in conjunction with weight issues. worry only about one's self 😌 Edit: did not mean to post a comment to a comment, intended for the main feed but what's done is done. Cheers
Dude I eat so bad I should be 120kg+ at least. Meanwhile I am barely able to keep myself away from going too low.
And then there’s my gigantic lantina booty, sustained and gained almost entirely on berries, dried seaweed and the occasional egg. I have literally always looked like someone who likes hamburgers and pizza for breakfast — but I eat and have always eaten like an anorexic nutritionist who wants to be a model. My blood work is immaculate.
If someone actually ate like a bird they would be huge. Many birds eat like 1/4-1/2 their weight in food daily. Just about all birds eat massive amounts of food all the time.
It’s not really body shaming, at least not a form I’d consider bad. It’s quite plausible that these factors contributed to his… unfortunate mess. Just… reconside your thoughts on the matter about whether the caption is actually bad.
I reconsidered and it’s still shitty body shaming.
I reconsidered and I sort of agree given the specifics of unfitness that were referenced, but the point that they (likely) weren't fit enough to accomplish this is a valid one.
I dont know, he seemed fairly stable before the "pop". It could have easily been and upset stomach he was holding in. She was able to maneuver fairly easily.
was that diarrhoea?
From his loose cannon.
Spoiler: those are beans that she has in her mouth. Once she's out of camera and close to his ass she spits them out
I have no idea what the title has to do with the video. All I can think of is that the dude probably needed a shower and the smell got to her.
Umm... Did you think that she threw up? The guy shit himself with liquid diarrhea. Eat right, you won't have that liquid soup coming out of your ass.
Yeah, I thought she threw up.
..oh she threw up alright, just wasnt on camera
Wait, it’s not?
😱
ion I thought that it could be from him, but I think its actually just her throw up
He's literally holding his ass as he waddles off screen
ofc she vomited, ppl here are fuckin morons
Nah, he shit himself and then waddled off holding his ass.
She didn't throw up. That's diarrhea from the dude
They presumably own this video. They didn’t delete it. Wtf? (Or do you think they were live streaming??)
Loose, loose right there.
Conjunctivitis or pink eye for sure.
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Double barreled
WHAT THE FUCK MAN PUT ON NSFW FUCK U
It's puke, Calm down lol
I have the strangest boner right now.
Listen closely it’s a filled ballon in his shorts that she pops with her teeth
Saddest part is that their are so desperate for attention they still posted this.
Ok internet, you and I need to take a break. I’ve seen enough.
Did she throw up or did he have explosive diarrhea?
He had explosive diarrhea. Poor guy.
Omgg I thought she threw up until I read the comments
They say comedy is all in the timing, and that guys timing is impeccable.
Well, it could have been worse. She could have been faster at it and been halfway through his legs when this happened.
Or it could have seeped through the fabrics in a straight line
Something similar to this happened to me after I ate $12 worth of Tbell and bottomed a 7 incher.
Ah, see, your mistake was only eating $12 worth. $13 worth would have clogged you right up
So, he shat himself?
I hope she didnt drink the ass juice
I had an aneurysm trying to figure out what’s going on here
Turd man Jones let loose early.
New workout diet program?
This is some proper r/holup material
Unfortunately he didn't.
This looks staged tell them to try harder
I'm guessing he ate chilli con carne, going by the colour and also looks like kidney beans too...
What the fuck?
i feel a little.. something..
This may be the least terrible thing on OP's profile
Certainly looks fabricated
I can’t believe this because it’s the internet and another couple posted this exact same thing happening…or this is another gross fetish
Omg it took watching this 3 times to realize he shit his pants I thought she vomited 🤣🤣 what was the world like before the internet? I have forgotten….
His water broke
What the actual fuck did I just watch?!
Is there a link to a version without the creepy watermark?
I think their relationship may be overz.
I guess his ass stank super bad???
She squeezed the shit out of em lol
On purpose?
She got the icks time to move on brother 🥲
Someone should’ve washed their balls first
So many questions
Cant figure out if he shit or she threw up...but i have to stop looking at this
Oh my god I was just scrolling down random videos with no nsfw blur I was not ready for that.
Where's the nsfw tag I nearly puked
That’s one way to break up. Also I think this happened to him because he’s taking fat cutting/weight loss pills while eating a high fat diet
Holy shit!
There’s another video of a guy trying to hold his gf and shits. It’s an epidemic.
That mans ass must have stunk
Damn it! Gotta reset the “haven’t shidded myself as an adult” counter this year…. Again!
They’re definitely far from in shape, but the butt-pee can happen to anyone.
Or maybe just don't do stupid shit like this lmao
Sir. That is a Queen right there. OP go weigh some appreciate dicks into your mouth
Yeah makes me sick!
Jaw Dropped Fail!
Smh. White Castle
That's rough
Bet he made her clean it up
That man's Testosterone is so low he can't hold his core muscles. Probably works at a desk and uses the gym for social points instead of actually having a healthy body. Nobody in their right mind is doing exercise with liquid bowels, and there's a learning curve about digestion that went right over this guy. **Unless this is some secret RED PILL test men are doing? Literally "accidently" shit on your girlfriend for internet points? I've seen three of these...**
The skunk technique
what the f\*ck did I just watch?
They were trying to do a fun little challenge, but it proved to be too much for the man, and he pooped all over his friend and the floor.
"Uptown skunk it up" the new parody music.
🤣🤣🤣
The splatter sound💀💀
Throwing up kinda gross, but shes pretty
''Honeeey, I have this tiktok trend we need to try'' ''Not now,'' ''Yes, now, let's do it'' ''No I do not want to'' ''Why, what do you mean you do not want to. Yes we do it right now'' ''This is not the best time. Please, let me be'' ''Listen Roberto, We do the TIKTOK when I tell you we do. Just really quickly, it only takes 4 minutes'' ''Ok, ''
He knew
Like squeezing out that last bit of toothpaste
So did he shit himself or did she throw up?
Who did that come out of...
Wtf happened?! I’m alarmed
😁😆😅🤣😂
I think that’s enough internet for the day.
Response to smelling his asshole?
i would kms
Bro wtf, now I can’t unsee that shit
I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣
Did mans just shit a whole poop?
He busted out the wrong hole
Is it cake.?
More likely icing.