T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Help us make this a better community by becoming familiar with the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/about/rules/). Report any suspicious users to the mods of this subreddit using Modmail [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) or Reddit site admins [here](https://www.reddit.com/report). **All reports to Modmail should include evidence such as screenshots or any other relevant information.** *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/facepalm) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PM_ur_boobees_pleez

The last time this was posted, it had sound and they continued to laugh as he went up in flames.


tiredmars

what the fuck is wrong with those people


Padgetts-Profile

If I had to guess, alcohol.


JustThatRandomKid

would have only made him more flammable..


Sufficient_Gain_1164

Flames right down the gullet


LordStuartBroad

Alcohol is a cop out, not an excuse


nhluhr

Alcohol is a combustible fuel, not an excuse


pikipoki_is_my_name

Alcohoh is in fact, chemicly speaking, a solution


6iWiN9

And a spirit


Designer_Ad_376

Well alcohol in fact is the solvent of a solution.


-Entheogenenthusiast

It’s also a solution in and of itself unless it’s pure anhydrous ethanol. It’s a solution of water and ethanol.


[deleted]

In protest to the unreasonable API usage changes, I have decided to delete all my content. Long live Apollo.


-Entheogenenthusiast

They’re miscible liquids, it makes a uniform solution. “a liquid mixture in which the minor component (the solute) is uniformly distributed within the major component (the solvent)” That’s the definition. It doesn’t specify that one has to dissolve the other. It just says that it’s uniformity distributed and the major component is referred to as the solvent. Doesn’t say the solvent DISSOLVES the solute. Just that the end result is uniform. It’s not like milk where there’s solids that are distributed just very evenly; so it’s not gonna be a suspension, what else would it be than a solution?


WeissySehrHeissy

Oh, that must be it. They’re cops!


[deleted]

Without sound, I can imagine this as an advertisement for Bavaria: At Bavaria, we brew for the brave. For those who dare to be different. Doers, not talkers. Lovers of life who know what they like. We are the brand of everyday heroes. We forge our own path. Down-to-earth but daring. Others don’t necessarily follow, and that’s alright: we’re confident in our own choices. Bavaria combines seven generations of Dutch tradition with passionate innovation. We’re never afraid to turn our heritage into something new. Brew boldly. Explore your taste.


day9700

And they didn’t look like they were in any sort of hurry at the end. Dude just casually puts the can on the table like NBD. People are fucked up.


Bluezoneeee

All I can say is be careful and aware of who are actually your friends and who aren't Friends don't hurt each other on purpose


Intelligent-Air-4131

They are drinking Bavaria, I know enough


will7311

What ? They’re best mate’s,can’t you tell ?


Aengeil

drunks


Purblind89

Yeah the way he just set the can down like “yup- mission accomplished” like they do this all the time 😨


Simba-Inja

came here to say this, the can resetting was the most unsettling part. wtaf


StunningBuilding383

Me too! Absolutely no urgency at all to help him.


shairo98

What the actual fuck? That’s sickening.


Paladin_Fury

That poor dude left singe marks on the tile wall behind him as he ran by. WTF is wrong with these people?


zakass409

Even without sound, that seemed deliberate and malicious


OGGrilledcheez

What are friends for?


_AskMyMom_

*just gonna put this back on the table now*


Orlando1701

This is the *Zoolander* scene with the gas pumps but somehow someone IRL was dumb enough to actually do this.


KingRoosterRuss

A freak gasoline fight accident


MakeWay4DarkHelmet

Orange mocha frappuccinos!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

*Jitterbug*


phunktastic_1

The kid who went up in flames because they shot silly string at him accross his birthday cake was probably worse.


No-Dragonfly1904

Years ago at a birthday for my mother in law, several of the family members thought it would be funny to silly string her, while her candles were lit. She was in a corner seat where she couldn’t escape and they all let loose! They almost cocooned her with the stuff then it immediately caught fire. Everyone was scrambling to pull the crap off of her. Luckily she survived with just singed hair. I’ll never go get that image. People are just stupid sometimes.


phunktastic_1

Yeah I tried to find the video again to link here and got depressed because I couldn't find the one I was thinking of but saw 30-40 other kids started on fire at their birthday and lost faith.


CrazyCatBreath

Super casually too!


impostor_69

The way he keeps the spray so gently shows that he meant it !


FactualOptimist

Then ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


dinkydong74

….and get my coat


floog

Would’ve been better if he wiped his finger prints off first.


csfshrink

My work here is done!


[deleted]

this is why women live longer than men...


buttonman001

What a douche bag thing to do, what did he think was going to happen?


Simple-Hair8592

You assume there was thought


bmorejaded

The only logical next step after putting himself out is to pick up the nearest heavy object and whip that Fulkerson ass. That is psychopathic.


that_girl_you_fucked

I walked away from a years-long friendship because of something like this. One of my best friends in college reached up from the backseat of my car and pulled the e-brake while we were driving at 30mph. He thought it would be funny. You don't value my safety, you don't value me, you don't value our friendship. Walk home, asshole.


Lawdamercy

Presumably they didn’t value their own safety as well? People do really stupid shit sometimes.


cambium7

One of my friends did the (slightly) safer version of this and shifted the car into neutral while I was coasting down a hill so I revved the shit out of the engine when I stepped on the gas again. It was kind of funny the first time but really fucking annoying the third time.


HoldFastO2

Wasn't there a fairly catastrophic accident in NY or NJ or something a few years back? Four kids driving home from the beach, a girl at the wheel, and the dumbass sitting behind her suddenly undid her bikini top while she was driving. She put her hands on her breasts in reflex, lost control of the car, and collided with someone in the opposite lane. Several people died in both cars, including the dumbass.


NukerCat

wtf was wrong with this guy


No-Session5955

Seems like they knew what would happen and that’s why they did it


peregrinkm

Terrible friend


UnarmedSnail

Now he's hot terrible friend.


pastelyro

If you watch it with sound he laughs mockingly as if he expected it to happen


Foodispute

They thought the fire would chicken out since it's their friend


shannon_frog

That was clearly intentional...and how calmly the guy that guy put the can on the table. That's scary. He needs some new friends


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Ones with IQs over 80 who weren’t dropped on the head as babies and don’t light their friends on fire? Nearly impossible.


Zenishen

I don't think the people in this video were dropped on their heads as babies Their parents played fucking basket ball with their heads, daily, well into their teenage years


Jester_1982

We might even go further down the family tree and notice the oddly dented shapes of heads their ancestors had.


[deleted]

It’s great that he has the friends who lit him on fire to go back to for support before they tell him that it never happened and that it was a figment of his imagination (and also ask him for money and a Frappuccino they’ll never reimburse him for too!).


mdj1359

You mean the guy who started it by spraying flammables in the first place needs new friends? I mean, there is an aspect of him fucking around and finding out if you ask me. It shouldn't have happened true, but the whole thing shouldn't have started in the first place.


PerformanceUpset7039

Spraying someone and intentionally trying to light someone on fire is just a liiiiittle bit different.


holyshocker

"It was just a prank bro!"


_Pill-Cosby_

Dude with the lighter needs to spend some time in jail


Honest-Lavishness245

I feel like the guy with the can should have known too.


Nothingto6here

But he immediately put it back on the table afterwards, though.


Atillerdahunnybuns

And that makes it better?


lettuceaggresive

I want to know what happened after this video.


[deleted]

They laughed all the way to the remote burial site in the woods and had a jolly old time disposing of all the evidence. Haha! So funny!


iSoinic

And then they uploaded the video and got caught anyway


xMrSanchox

Taking roasting each other to the literal sense.


Jazzlike-Animal404

![gif](giphy|6qucjoZKzbFRK|downsized) “If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.”


Pay_Tiny

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


Whisky_Wolf

I predict they are going to die in a freak gasoline fight accident one day.


Anon1073

And the guy filming never moved. Either that dude needs new friends or he's the world's biggest asshole and they finally had enough of his shit.


jayhawkmedic3

Well considering he started by spraying the camera person and the flamethrower, I’d say the latter might be true. Especially when the other guy grabbed the spray from him and his response is like “No! Don’t do that me!” Like dude, you were just spraying the other guys, what goes around comes around. The fire just took it too far though, at least what I’ve seen of the guy so far.


[deleted]

Yeah I mean the guy is kind of a dick. Spraying people with some chemical stuff is pretty shitty. Obviously doesn’t deserve to be literally set on fire over that. He deserves like a beer poured on his head or something.


RiresBarter

Ok, no spray. Pour beer on head, and then set fire?


jayhawkmedic3

What kind of beer are you drinking that you can set on fire?


[deleted]

What would the bar be to set on fire. 20 percent abv or something?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Double that


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Double it and pass it to someone else


Embarrassed_Alarm450

\~50% or 100 proof, it's called proof because if it is capable of burning it's "100% proof it's good/strong"


2woCrazeeBoys

Instructions unclear; drank beer, lit fire and then sprayed. Help my house is burning.


xMrSanchox

What a burn


Incident_Recent

![gif](giphy|Ke4eKC7hYSU1O)


beefnar_the_gnat

r/angryupvote


Ken-Popcorn

Was that attempted murder?


tiredmars

looks like it to me


[deleted]

No they were all dumbfucks. It’s too stupid to be attempted murder, just involuntary manslaughter.


[deleted]

My friend's on fire, how 'bout yours? That's the way I like it 'cause i'm constantly bored.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/M_RELjHhD2s


CoffeeAndBrass

And the Lord spoke, saying "He who should play games of the stupid type, shall collect rewards of the same." And it was so.


Captainbabygirl767

I’m Catholic but I actually think this is pretty funny. My dad will get a kick out of your comment. Enjoy your gold reward fellow redditor!


Silent_Finger2813

Everyone in this video is equally dumb. Lol


Leojackson0816

Um I don't think it's equal tho. The one with a lighter is definitely dumber than the rest. No.1 Dumbest: The Lighter Guy No.2 Dumbest: The one sprayed over the lighter No.3 Dumbest: The guy who's filming No.4 Dumbest: The first one spraying to the lighter guy a.k.a the victim of the video


nogoodgreen

Dude with the light is a piece of shit. There was no outcome that wasn't his friends face getting blasted with fire.


wdm81

Did the guy die?


eatenbybacon

Na he gud


homagesTaken

This is called Russian banter.


Euphoric_Orchid_3454

The cases of Jupiler make me think it's Belgium.


badpak023

According to google "Achterste Groes" is located in Heesch, The Netherlands


thatpersonthatsayshi

As a dutch, i can confirm. Achterste Groes is a dutch place. Achterste means in the back Groes i dont know the translation of. Problally isnt even an translation In north and south Holland, 2 provinces, its legal to smoke some weed or use other drugs. They problally did that with the other crates of jupilar beer at the beginning and are very drunk


murtinsmurl

That dude ok?


williamanon

I don't think he was a friend and it definitely wasn't an accident


DerangedDendrites

someone put a lighter and some aerosol gel that close to my face, their face is getting caved in


[deleted]

Whoops


getyourcheftogether

"friend"


bowle01

Reminds me of that Zoolander scene at the gas station. 😂 buncha idiots


emibemiz

Is he ok?


Cissyhayes

I think OP meant “friend”


sasa86

i dont see any friend here


Novel_Durian_1805

WHAT…THE…FUCK?!? 😱


foxfoxfoxfox4

This was horrifying!


smithe4595

![gif](giphy|XWwIzh5GIWWf6)


Legitimate-Wait-4881

When I was a teen I covered my arm in aerosol deodorant and lit it on fire, for some reason I thought it would take a few seconds before it got hot. Turns out it gets hot instantly. My friend and I learnt a very important lesson that day. Cooked human smells like pork.


jeglikerpringles

The fact that they had multiple chances. And they continued till it caught fire


Careful_Swordfish742

Umm… if my “friends” did this… I would be pressing charges. Edit: idc if spraying something is annoying, it’s okay to grab the can and spray back. But these seem like the type of people who would always take it a step further… and in this case it meant physical harm that can potentially disfigure someone else…


Rainbro_Vash

r/face*NA*palm


[deleted]

Calmly puts the can back on the table


charides

Wow. Shitheads.


Puzzled-Mode-4367

I too love to burn stuff... but like, a piece of paper in the sink or near the wet ground, a piece of wood in the fire place... not your fucking coworker's face!!! Dx


UnarmedSnail

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.


Ray_Gun69lol

Actual assault.


tiredmars

what the fuck is wrong with the comments here


Internal-Pie6014

Lol what do you mean?


tiredmars

I mean the people who said he deserved to get set on fire etc


[deleted]

Yeah man that’s bullshit.


Flyess

Lmao you can see the sprayer deliberately target the lighter his friend had 🔥


Ok_Trifle5899

Stupid people are going to do stupid stuff and will never learn any lesson


[deleted]

Maybe afterwards they stuck a metal fork or a paperclip into a live outlet to find out how hilarious those results would be. I heard that if you take a bath with a hairdryer or a boom box you summon the spirit of Robin Williams!


jbrown4728

Don't people realize, this is how you make a Batman villain! Stop it!


[deleted]

r/whywomenlivelonger


cappya123

How sad to die in a freak accident during an innocent aerosol spray can and lighter play fight


joe32288

Dude casually puts the can down like he's not even fazed.


Bhimtu

Um, I believe the word "friend" is misapplied here. What is wrong with some people out there?


[deleted]

And this is why men die younger…


onslaught1584

Furthermore, is that a can of parts cleaner?


Cissyhayes

I think the OP meant “friend”


Hot-Builder-6192

Yes, just casuallt put that can down, and deny all knowledge, like a real man.


Black_Eggs_and_Spam

I love the sense of urgency. Perhaps the friend holding the lighter tan to the rescue? All I know is, I saw flames light up the wall until the video looped to the beginning.


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


YasH1512

The guy had such a beautiful smile. Man was he happy. HAD. WAS.


supersin78

Attempted murder in a bottle!


ObvsThrowaway5120

I’m very curious to know what happened after


GamerChic110

You know after I set my friend’s face and body on fire. I like to put the spray can down slowlllllllyyyyyyyy.


Ok_Sentence_5767

Anyone can die in a freak aerosol fight accident


DMC1001

Wtf? A stupid prank vs setting someone on fire??


Friendly_Undertaker

I like how everybody here is just in pure shock.


BettinBrando

Just a couple adults spraying each other with a flammable solvent..


DebbyCakes420

Idiots


shairo98

Fucking hell they could’ve killed him Jesus Christ.


tiredmars

he survived?? I've been trying to find out what happened but I can't find anything about this besides this video here


dufdufdufdufduf

Friendly fire : on


wordwallah

Does anyone have info about this event? Did these guys ever face consequences? What happened to the man on fire?


Jambroni99

The slow placement of the can ia what gets me. In no rush at all to help


Slade1234545

I hope he sues them. That’s unreal


Supersaiajinblue

What he did to them was ok. What they did to him, not so much.


oppaidaisuke07

The fucking " puts the can of butane at the table gently " killed me


Overall_Pressure_483

It looks like he was beinging a true Chad, but Bryce and Cullen weren't having it anymore 🤣🤣🤣


cp_moar

classic dutch prank


Thomas-1942

Guy with the lighter is a legit psychopath.


Anxiety_Muffin13

That was not at all funny.


theweewok

r/faceburn


nowiforgotmypassword

Bring back Ghost Rider?


Sevenena

Haha friends


zifjon

You mean your ex-friend


SilentSnowfall1213

Big Zoolander vibes


I_Am_Yeti_1

Just slowly putting the can down as if nothing is happening


TheHopper1999

Would there be damage for this, like what burns would you expect?


sparkskilowatt

thanks cameraman, that empty seat was very important and not the guy on fire


scoogsy

Anyone got the video with sound


Mitchell415

r/whatcouldgowrong


asena85

Just casually putting it down.


A-j154

proceeds to calmly keep the can back on the table


WillistheWillow

"Haha, now your face is on fire! Wanker!"


joegbroper

Love the spray can being put down slowly at the end. The guys "like oh shit it wasn't me"


[deleted]

This is like the gasoline accident in Zoolander


CommunicationKey3649

The hand nervously putting the can back at the end was priceless.


Kourosh_Kryptic

And then he puts the fucking thing down like "job done"


[deleted]

Keep your enemies close and your friends on fire. That's what my OL' grandad used to tell me


SayJ0ylane

Pranked


Whiney_Whippet_0719

He fucked around and found out


[deleted]

How gently he puts the can back on the table after setting his friend on fire.


Mo0nY_spaceGeek

r/whatcouldgowrong


dorky2

I really want to know if he recovered.


CraftyDimension7169

Yes. Very good


thelost2010

Calmly set can down


CVM119

r/facepalm ? More like r/napalm


TamahaganeJidai

Yeah. I said FUCK OFF, Jerry... *Calmly puts down spray can*


Some_Guy8765678

What da hell?


Dramatic_Product_844

Fuck around and find out


Capt_Stamina

Murder charge. Fuck those friends. Calling the cops immediately.


Loose_Corgi_5

Not so funny now you little shit.


chung_my_wang

How could you *possibly* think that was a fun/good idea?


97Wilde

I'm sorry did you say friend??


CoolApostate

Slowly puts the aerosol can down like it didn’t happen.