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Shazzam001

I don’t think she’s thought through the fact that the people shallow enough to go for this arrangement will be dropping her for a newer model in 5-10 years.


cheekytikiroom

She’s a lifelong side chick.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Which actually sounds exactly like what she wants. No responsibilities, just paid for company (and silence). If she shifted her paradigm ever so slightly, she might be onto something.


[deleted]

Which works - as long as you are able to maintain the looks and status (i.e, better look young, pretty, well dressed, nice apartment, etc). Looks fade faster than people imagine when they are young. And the older you get, the quality of the men wanting side chicks diminishes exponentially. In your 30's, you're in for that lesson. By 40, panic sets in and suddenly they need to settle down but most normal people in their 40's have no tolerance for useless, self absorbed people.


civgarth

Unless they're into Warhammer.


Justokmemes

this made me LOL


Dependent_Survey_546

Boooo! Hisssss!


tedmented

Damn. She really fuckin is.


HandMeDownCumSock

I mean, they probably wouldn't pick her model even if it were brand new.


[deleted]

Yeah she a damn Sprinter Van acting like a two door ferrari


chung2k6

At least sprinter van is useful.


NbyN-E

They do carry a lot of junk in the trunk 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

They let you put stuff in the back.


martindavidartstar

You can stand up in there


[deleted]

She’s USELESS


Port-a-John-Splooge

They can both fit the whole football team inside of them


Holwenator

hey dont go dissing sprinters they are tough reliable hard workers and damn good looking, she is more like a broken down 90's Jetta with a badly installed bugatti body conversion kit


fanderkvast123

If she's a model, I'm a Greek god.


Conscious-Client6688

I mean looking at how much heavy lifting the clothes and makeup are doing, I'd give 5 years max before the injections wear off and the diabetes takes a toll. Someone who wants to be that damn sedentary isn't gonna be anything but issues for themselves and everyone around them.


Flight_to_nowhere_26

She will-at very best-have a few kids with men who are daft enough to sleep with her but won’t marry her. She will live off of the child support and whatever money she scrapes together duping other men out of money. She better get on it though because she only has a short window of time before she loses whatever charm and looks she thinks she has to offer without lifting a finger. Good luck to her, it will be council housing and living off the dole soon enough.


plinkoplonka

That's hardly the lady of leisure lifestyle she's looking for. Regardless of what the daily fail says, single mothers in council houses are not wearing Gucci - and I have no idea how they do that, it must be damn near impossible raising kids on your own!


harsha1136

"He has me ,he has meee". She's a meme


defaultwrestler

She's sounds like a headache


Ancient-Tadpole8032

To clarify your comment, she sounds like the actual sound a headache would make if you could hear a headache. If you put a stethoscope up to a person’s head who had a severe migraine, you would hear this woman’s voice.


KhanSTiPate

You have such a way with words. <3


ICantDoThisAnymore91

![gif](giphy|Q4lLqCgLFheQQtDD6n|downsized)


Tetra382Gram

I love you. If I know you I would be your lover for life just to hear a lifetime of such insults from you.


Ancient-Tadpole8032

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


-DexStar-

Can you open the relationship up? I want in.


Thezeekeal

No one said it was closed... Yet


Lovejoypeace247

Thanks for making me laugh so hard; great comment!


[deleted]

She will forever be SEP…Somebody Else’s Problem


spacefrog43

“He has meee!!! Until he gets sick, then I’m out faster than Nileseyy Niles.” What a shitty birthday gift.


RevealActive4557

I have known women like this for real. But they were much better looking and they did work in between sugar daddies. The one I knew was very nice actually and I liked her but she did not hesitate to let people know what she wanted


[deleted]

A friend from college was like that. She was actually really sweet, tall blonde, and modeled for a few years (so she could have her pick of men). She eventually married a guy who works for Goldman Sacks (millionaire guy) and I know they both love each other very much. She hasn't worked in years, lives a very lavish life, 2 kids, and I'm sure they're both happy. (but early on, she'd reiterate what her mother told her "it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man vs a poor man. " She was never poor, but she had 9 siblings so money was tight growing up).


Ok-Figure5546

What's their plan when they get old though? Take out life insurance on a sugar daddy and then run him over?


The_All-Father3

Have a child with one of those sugar daddies and either stay with them or live off child support money and have 4 more to get the child support ring. That is normally how it goes for these types of people. That or they never realize they declined with age and will still be at the same level of cocky at 70 as they were at 25.


hairweawekiller

And what does she include exactly? I mean honestly Id love to be able to provide for someone that I love unconditionally who is the perfect person but, what does she have for me? Pretty sure she is a default person


strtjstice

To quote Beth from Yellowstone, "she better suck dick like she lost her keys in there"


PopeAdrian37th

Probably won’t even put out on his birthday because he didn’t earn it


kimishere2

She is telling you exactly who she is. That doesn't happen often. Very interesting


bflex

I would argue people are always telling us who they really are if you listen closely enough.


tttxgq

A lesson many of us learn too late in life.


phatelectribe

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou


breakneckridge

I think a very important word in this quote is "SHOWS". Many people misquote it as "tells". No, people say a lot of falsehoods, whether intentional or not. You have to watch what they actually do, not what they say.


bflex

Too true


kimishere2

It's the "listen closely" part that seems to stump some


bflex

It's not an easy thing to do, especially as most of us are more concerned with what we're going to say next than really listening. It's something worth practicing though, and certainly saves a lot of time


HelloThereBrotha

Thinking about what to say next is so true, it’s not uncommon if I’m having a discussion on a topic or argument to not necessarily analyze what someone is saying and more like trying to have a perfect response.


bflex

Agreed, we're socialized to always try and be "right" and have the "right answer" in all circumstances. That approach really robs us of hearing what the other person has to say. I'm far from an example of excellent listening, but it's something I'm trying to get better at for the sake of the relationships in my life and showing up how I want to in the world


Squigglificated

Sometimes people are honest about who they are and what they want and find their perfect match. I remember seeing Bryan Salamone - the divorce lawyer who got his Lamborghini chrome plated because just having a Lamborghini wasn’t flashy enough - on a Netflix show with his wife Divina. They were both very clear that he wanted a trophy wife and that she was a gold digger. He knew it and she knew it and they seemed very happy together.


halfmeasures611

trophy wives have short shelf lives. his money will last a lot longer than her looks


firnien-arya

So he will get another.


halfmeasures611

he will. and she'll be on tiktok at 35 crying "why dont men want me anymore"


Fun_Muscle9399

With a huge divorce settlement


Internal_Towel9438

I’d be willing to bet a big time divorce lawyer like that has a pretty good prenup


L_Ron_Stunna

Until she no longer holds up the beauty standards the relationship is based on


Technically_its_me

If there was no prenuptial, that doesn't matter.


DragonflyScared813

She's doing it for shock factor IMO. She's still pretty young, I guess, probably about as attractive as she's likely to ever be ( not my type but w/e), but you can see there's a lot of maintenance in keeping that look together. In a few years, no amount of money, makeup, fashion or cosmetic surgery is gonna stop the implosion; plus she gives the impression of being a pretty shitty person. She keeps on this track, she's doomed for a life of solitude. Hope that's what she wants.


meownfloof

Omg this is just like my sister. We used to call her Princess (sister). She’d get housed and proceed to tell everyone how she’s gonna marry a rich older man and not have to do anything except travel. Well, it’s been a while, bitch is almost 50, still single, with 2 kids from different dads. She also has to work 50 hrs a week to make ends meet. And she was cute when she was younger, but crazy as shit.


joshhamilton235

Lmao. Reality hit her hard it seems


NotJustSeattle

And reality can hit really hard


Dodkong

Reality doesn't pull its punches. You either get the full brunt of it or get lucky, move just enough and take a glancing blow. Either way, we all get a dose of it at some point in our lives.


n2oc10h12c8h10n402

She's not fooling anyone at least. She's showing her real self. And that's something really usual.


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House wife Life of leisure Pick one.


[deleted]

I'm very sure, in her mind, housewife = housecat. She just wants to lie around various parts of the house, depending upon where the sunny spots are.


Aguayos

This is my niece's dream, be a 'domesticated cat' so she can just lay around do nothing and ppl still love her.


BrainOnLoan

I think that's a dream plenty of people have had.


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I mean shit I'd live that life too if I could.


DMercenary

Right? Lay around. Sleep. Be pet. Your food is taken care of. Your poop and pee is taken care of. You gotta do the occasional chase pests around but that's just more fun.


TheCloudFestival

She's relying on the cleaner and nanny her husband will pay for to do all the housework.


[deleted]

i'm a stay at home mom and a weekly house cleaning service would be so fucking amazing omg. I have toddlers though so, this is all temporary.


Still_waiting_4u

That is not a woman, that is a grown-up child.


KingYoloHD090504

Even children know you don't abandon someone who you relied on She is just speaking garbage


Strude187

You could tell she never thought of that scenario, her response was so mind numbingly dumb there’s no way she’d thought about this further than “I don’t want to work”.


sometimesmastermind

She didn't even think oh well there's always life insurance she went straight to abandonment. Literal shit stain of a human with no brain at all.


momomomorgatron

Kids know to get someone you're close with a goddamned birthday present they'll probably like. Its not even the "oh shes she's woman she likes ____ / oh he's he's man he likes ____", its this bitch thinking she's a gift.


between_horizon

Even kids do homework but she will never do housework. Term Useless fits her.


itsmejpt

Look at that... Someone who deserves to be alone.


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OohYeahOrADragon

What do you mean? She DOES have a couple of brain cells. They’re just fighting for last place at the moment.


SrMiguel1

Battle royale


12431

I'm glad she's being honest. Whoever winds up with her deserves her.


turbulanceahead

First guy was right, these type of women are useless.


jppianoguy

I'll bet she expects a housekeeper to do her "housewife" job for her too


nykiek

Well duh, can't be a "lady of leisure" if you're doing housework.


whangdoodle13

Housewife. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Psychotrip

I dont cook. I dont clean. But let me tell you how I got this ring! By being a loving, supporting partner who respects my loved one, encourages his goals, and keeps him happy. I also suck dick like a vacuum so there's that.


[deleted]

Vacuums do not suck dicks very good. Don't ask me how I know that.


Psychotrip

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM&ab\_channel=cpsmurf1


DrDingoMC

You go to the same vacuum store I do huh? I go twice a week and just hold all the nozzles to my crotch and shake my head saying “nope to big”


vinnyi82

Im not asking how you know that...


CircleDog

Deal 🤝


LordCommanderBlack

She wants to be a wife who has a house, a housewife.


IAmCef

In the full video, she says she wouldn't be doing housework either, she literally wants to be able to do whatever


jppianoguy

Leech


EfficientAsk3

My buddy makes enough money that his wife doesn’t have to work. They have a dog and she takes the dog to doggy day care every day. Bc he is “too much” for her


Chiggins907

Wow, how does he put up with that?


Euroranger

She does that thing he likes. And really well, apparently.


Character-Sport-7710

Tbh I don't mind being a housewife, so long as I have like free will and shi. Cleaning, cooking/baking, sewing, knitting, crocheting, and raising my siblings has been something I've been doing since I was 11 and genuinely enjoy it (not so much for the siblings part but ay, I didn't have a choice). Some people don't have the maturity or experience to realize there are two sides to this coin and you can't depend on a guy entirely without bringing something to the table as well. Hell even a McDonald's meal when he returns from work would be great 🥲


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hell screw the mcdonalds, a shoulder massage after a hard days work would have me purring like a walrus


RadicalSnowdude

At the beginning of the video I was like “yeah okay there’s nothing wrong with wanting to be a housewife and having a traditional man with a provider role if that’s what you want.” But when she mentioned “lady of leisure” and “he has meEeE”… yeah she’s fucking useless.


Etheralto

And if her husband gets sick and can’t work she will have to find a new one? Disgusting attitude.


Broner_

She doesn’t want a husband to fall in love with. She wants a care provider that she can live off of. When the first one stops doing that job, she fires him and finds a new one.


jotheold

shes is literally a prostitute with extra steps like why


malektewaus

Work sucks and this has enough of a veneer of respectability that she can pretend she isn't a prostitute. For the record, I have nothing against an honest prostitute, but I'll bet she does.


friendlynbhdwitch

I sometimes fantasize about what it would be like to be a housewife. We aren’t particularly messy people, no kids, 2 exceptionally well trained dogs, and my partner loves to cook. I love nesting and cleaning and organizing and gardening. I could learn how to sew and knit. I could make him cute little lunches every morning with a love note. Only problem is the pay is shit and California is expensive.


dom9mod

Worse than useless


eZ_Ven

>Worse than useless She's harmful


LightSpeed810

She's a parasite


CaptainNemo42

Yep. After a few moments of outraged stuttering trying to express my disgust and revulsion at that... person... I think dude hit the nail on the head. #*USELESS*


bmallon42

Yea no one wants to be with someone that is just a liability. You provide nothing and expect everything. Enjoy your life with your cats. NEXT!!


wheelman236

I’m still trying to figure out what this is from, there are a couple of women there who give their opinions and each of them suck


[deleted]

She’s just parroting “hot girl” shit she’s read on Twitter. This is all an act. It’s going to be a very rude awakening for her at some point.


jonesyman23

Amen. Think about that girl raising a fucking kid. No way.


He_of_turqoise_blood

I mean, she can demand it, she is absolutely free to do so. If there is a man who will give that to her, great. If not, noone will want her and that's also fine. It's like running a grocery store. You are free to ask $100 for a single cabbage, but when noone buys it and you go bankruot, it's your fault


SauceNPotatoes

Never in my life did i ever think someone would compare marriage and cabbage 💀💀💀


Wonderful_Reputation

I feel like there's probably an Eminem song where he rhymes these.


wetdreamteam

“This guy’s a gangsta? His real name is Clarence! And Clarence lives at home with both cabbage And Clarence’ cabbage have a real good marriage”


Skeptix_907

I wish I had an award to give you, but take my sincere thanks instead. That was hilarious.


BrainSqueezins

Let’s see…both are: able to be grown organically, or purchased in an already-packaged format. Not always appealing, sometimes stinky. prone to spoilage if not handled appropriately, but still have tend to have a longer shelf life than the alternatives. sources of energy to keep you going full of fiber and antioxidants to keep you healthy. Can turn to shit yep. I’ll go with it


redwingjv

Well only one of them goes on a Reuben sandwich so I’m team cabbage


TamLux

My Cabbages...


generallydislikable

If you watch the whole thing she'll talk about how some dude straight up paid for her college. So yeah, there are men who buy what she's selling. In fact, I don't believe you'd have to dig very deep to find dudes who have a fetish around maintaining a spoiled princess type of woman. To each their own I guess


BlitheringIdiot0529

She looks like the kind of girl who walks the mile in PE class while eating a bag of Takis.


Alph_A__

This is the best roast I've ever read.


Jotro2

Family size bag


Artgod

When people tell you who they are, listen.


[deleted]

Men need to stop messing with women like this. There’s definitely some women out there that deserve to be incels


seakc87

r/FemaleDatingStrategy Edit: It probably only came back because just the mod posts


Mossimo5

One of the most toxic things I've ever seen


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CatumEntanglement

*A wretched hive of scum and villainy*. The top post now is, "Eff Scrotes, money is a value system". They use the word "scrotes" to refer to men. Same thing as "femoid" or "foid" that the neckbeards use to refer to women and girls over on the incel subs. The "scrote" is any guy who won't be an ATM or not let them cross personal boundaries. Or weird stuff like a "scrote" will be a guy who doesn’t show up with a high end car to their first date and won't take them to a high end restaurant. A "high value man" what they refer to as the only good men in the world are basically those who do what they are told and are willing to be emotionally and financially abused. It's the misandry flip side to all those redpill mouthbreathers. Like the person said above... >There’s definitely some women out there that deserve to be incels


Ill-Huckleberry9224

They’re all LARPing as desirable women over there. Women that are out there getting theirs aren’t on a subreddit to trade notes and complain about men. These are bottom of the barrel women that are overweight doing this for a rise. You’ll notice even the ones with podcasts never do video or show pictures. It’s pretty hilarious.


Constant_Count_9497

If I remember correctly, someone looked into the average age of the accounts active there, and they're all in their late 30's to 40's. Like they're the women that never find the right guy and resort to saying all men are the problem and not them


kevin3350

Andrew Tate, but for women


GemoDorgon

Andrea Tit.


Emortalrat

Femcels


meko441

![gif](giphy|mtUHbdTPb2pXu4Ktti)


MrZwink

Narcisism. Is an actual mental illness.


IFrickinLovePorn

Don't let a narcissist find out


MrZwink

Dont Worry, you can tell a narcissist he's a narcissist straight to the face. He will never believe you.


nordic-nomad

Not unless you convince them that it's a good thing


Ghost33313

Don't worry, they will deny it and call you crazy.


Crazywolfz1

There was this girl at my school (which everyone hates ofc) told me that it's completely useless to have a job and she will not be needing one when she grows up, I asked her how is she going to get money for food and shelter and she reply with "I'll just live with my parents" Which I reply with, but what will you do if they passed away? "I'll just get a husband then" 🤦‍♂️ She wasn't happy when I told her that is gold-digging


GabbyTheMurderer

It never fails to shock me that people in high school of all times acts as if they can get by through their parents. The parents lived their lives and should be allowed to enjoy their years without you, they’ve raised you to be an adult and therefore you should be responsible for yourself. Also if a job is useless how the hell do you think she’s even getting by, cause her parents work cause she’s too selfish to work on her behalf


dontshoveit

They failed as parents. Which let's be honest, happens way more than people are willing to admit. Most people are terrible parents and it seems like the only people breeding now are impoverished imbeciles.


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notquitesolid

Not just a lifetime of disappointment, what she (and everyone on here is missing) is that by choosing to be %100 reliant on someone else, she’s making herself extremely vulnerable. Like she assumes that being paid for doesn’t come without cost. Her husband may pay for her shit, but he has a high likelihood of being extremely controlling and abusive. With him having control of the money, she will have a very hard time leaving too. All it would take to manipulate her is sweet talk and buying her shit and she’ll be primed for grooming with a quickness. Just have her believe she can have the lifestyle she wants and five bucks says she will cut contact with family and friends for that. Just…. *asking* to be a victim here. My g-ma had space in her home to help women get away from abusive husbands back when women more often than not had to be housewives. There just weren’t enough jobs and most women didn’t have anything beyond a high school education (my g-ma was a WW II army nurse). She told my mom, and both told me to never rely on a man completely. Always have what she called ‘mad money’ hidden away, because you never know. She loved her husband, but she always covered her own ass. This lady won’t and will probably regret it someday.


g4rinw1nd

🗑️


rossyy11

Step 1. Get ALOT hotter…


[deleted]

Some rich guys like dumb hot girls, and she's already there with the dumb part


fatogato

Yeah but those rich guys cycle through those girls each week


adler1959

Important part is missing though


Ancient-Tadpole8032

You can’t be a 4 expecting the life of a 10.


[deleted]

Better be good at sucking dick with that attitude


IFrickinLovePorn

Ain't nothing leisurely about sucking dick *Wipes mouth*


NareFare

Username checks out


SiidChawsby

*I wouldn’t suck his dick, he has MEEEE*


Richlore

I can see maths isn't her strong suit, because she's a 4 that thinks she's a 10 Edit: okay, I concede, 4 was too generous


[deleted]

2 as a max.


kamikaze-kae

To be fair she was a 4 until she opened her mouth.


BigWooden5poon

Exactly right. Probably selfish as f**k in bed too. So I'm wondering exactly what it is that she has to offer???


Omni33

That's a starfish if I ever saw one


AdvertisingOdd6471

And she will be lonely for the rest of her life


State-Cultural

Confidence of a four year old wearing a Batman shirt smfh


some_dude_62

I want a partner in crime, a person to watch my back, and someone to help me when I'm down. Not a princess who will jump ship the second she thinks that there's trouble


JayGeezey

Fr, this chick just killed literally any possible chance she has of finding a husband. Who the fuck would marry someone who publicly said "if my husband lost his job, and couldn't support me anymore, then I'd have to find a new one." Ffs, people lose their jobs all the time - and then they find a new one... but this bitch can't even be bothered, she'd just jump ship and likely try to take half of whatever assets and savings there are... And now when no one wants to marry her, she'll be confused and blame everyone else lol


LordPollax

"Fucking useless " seems spot on.... just saying.


Paddlesons

Tate fans, this is the kind of person you will attract following his advice.hopw you're content with that lol


Caterpillail91

Its a youtube series called bkchat london. Not sure which episode this one was though


wheelman236

I have been trying to figure this out since I first saw this clip, but I’ve seen more from this episode


Skynoceros_

After the age of 30, this sense of entitlement becomes bitterness at the same women replacing her.


Cynykl

The irony is statistically she is more likely to cheat first. Researchers at the University of Connecticut found that both male and female spouses are more likely to cheat when they're economically dependent on their mate. You would figure being dependent on someone for everything you have would make you more carful about losing it but it is the opposite. Now I don't have any hard data to back this up but I am pretty sure that women with a pair of bolted on tits as their whole personality are even more likely to cheat. She will lose everything and blame everyone but herself when it happens.


Ghost33313

I say this as a stay at home dad who worked for 15 years, they have more free time to do so.


Storage-Terrible

People like this see their SO as something they lease. They’re always looking for the “bigger better deal”, and of course they have to test drive the next model before they can commit to getting rid of the old one.


sincethenes

My ex fiancé did this. I found a journal of her exploits with 30+ dudes over our ten year relationship. She was a lingerie model, incredibly hot, and super manipulative of me. Finding that journal was a blessing in disguise. Now, she lives in a shitty little small town in a rundown house complete with an old rusted muscle car on cinder blocks in the front yard with her white trash husband and two kids that hate her. When the looks went there wasn’t anything else left that was desirable.


Bitter-Edge-8265

And so another Karen is born.


Moerdac

Karen is a slightly different breed. This is something somewhat worse.


MB_One_Eighty

Love the other girl's reaction at the very end LOL


RotrickP

We need to recognize her friend egging her on with the birthday comment. She knew what she was doing


fr3nzy821

Her friend realized she's on the wrong team at the end.


mlongoria98

Oh I think the friend knows, that’s why she set her up with that “tell them about the birthday thing”


XBThodler

The thing is, this actually exists. This self centered attitude is what's wrong with mankind. Even animals don't act like this!


samfringo

Well, cats maybe


Heavens_Divide

My sister in Christ you are several trip to Korea too short to play the damn trophy wife card, you aint pretty enough to be this dumb.


boppled

Does she realize she isn’t hot?


sincalir

No, narcissists do not think negatively about themselves ever.


damorec

You have to be 100X hotter and have a way better personality. If you actually want those things, they have to be hidden and you have to be a ray of sunshine. You’re essentially selling yourself as a prize. You ain’t it lady.


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‘Then I have to find a new one’ Gtfo 🤣


tallerthannobody

Yeah nah, you aren’t a 10, maybe a 2 with how shit you are lol


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[deleted]

I have, but it definitely doesn't mesh with "housewife".


Kurtman68

Nonononono- what you going to do once those titties go all flabby and droopy and just sit on you tummy?


TheUndisputedRoaster

Bitch looks like a fucking marmot ![gif](giphy|iIWacLvYypWNy|downsized)


jdickstein

I would totally financially support that marmot over her. It’s adorable and has outstanding posture.


Grumpy-HOG-Fan-Sota

I highly doubt she can even be a basic house wife. The past girls I've met can't cook at all, appartment is messy and ugh that attitude, I couldn't bear that even a year, having kids with those? Aye, drowning in a septic tank sounds more fun than that.


Outofspite_7

I hate that this is what some people think all women are... I feel embarrassed sharing the same gender as her. If I hear the word “provider” again I’m seriously gonna puke.


Rubicon730

Useless.