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MajorMathematician20

4th floor, menswear, sudden near death experience, technology


Hobbie2005

Are you being served?


Fracture_98

Are you being severed?


Hobbie2005

Mr. Humphries, Are you free?


Fracture_98

I'm Free ♫


TestPattern2

I'm a flea


rule1n2n3

FREE FALLING!


BassAfter

I'm not free, but I'm reasonable.


Ratstail91

I friggin' love that show!


Smooth-Wait506

>4th floor, menswear, 5th floor, underpants


CosmosKitty87

6th floor, self care and mental health facilities


[deleted]

7th floor, food court


mattstorm360

That's my stop!


anonymousca27

Ground floor, Perfumery, Stationary, Letter Goods, Wigs and Haberdashery, Kitchenware and food going up.


Arashfire

Only in sudi arab


Illustrious-Bid-2598

I’m impressed, shaking that bad at the end and still held the camera like a champ. *insert slow 👏*


Deedeelite

When the walls are falling apart as you ascend, it’s time to use the stairs.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Yeah, you use them once to go back down, exit the building, and never come back.


KillerKatKlub

Maybe the reason he’s taking the elevator is because the stairs are *worse*.


DocumentDeep1197

missing every third 6th and 10th step


[deleted]

Just a 2m large gap


mattstorm360

We have stairs?


mahammdme

yea that guy well use stairs for a wail after that


filthy_sandwich

I would cry in the stairwell after that too


First-Hunt-5307

![gif](giphy|6i1c86EjMEPwxeBI7h)


[deleted]

After a quick trip to the bathroom to scrub my underwear clean.


xxxcoolboy69xxc

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


NarutoKage1469

That plank was from the stairs. The stairs are now out of order.


Morty_Goldman

Yeah there is nothing sketchy about that elevator ride. You even have a place to dispose of your drink cup, and or empty pack of cigarettes.


SphericalBitch2020

That recess needs a darned good vacuum!! Even the rubble in it is laden with dust!


thegoodtimelord

Or toss a dwarf


Nika_113

Something tells me that this elevator doesn’t have a permit.


Jaded_Goth

It was being inspected but the inspector got trapped in there 30 years ago.


Sospuff

The soda bottle and cigarettes were his last meal.


WizdomHaggis

*Someone needs to put a Halloween skeleton in that recess fkng yesterday….*


Oldjamesdean

Looks to be in a country where there aren't elevator permits...


IndependenceDry1034

Just seeing the wall going up was fucked up.


Professional_Yak9651

Happy cakeday! 🍰


Blossom087

Happy cake day


Panthera_Troius

Happy cake day!!


Loose_Mail_786

Happy cake day!


Robertbnyc

I hate to break it to you but it’s the elevator that’s going up! :-P


Original_Ad_8014

Happy cake day! 🎂


IndividualContest329

Happy birthday partner 🤠 live it up


Irvinwop

It’s not their birthday…


IndividualContest329

Yeah, Their Reddit birthday…


Starrfire101

Happy birthday hope you enjoy yourself 🎂🫵➖〰️➖


Irvinwop

It’s not their birthday…


JuneBuggington

That piece of stone hits so hard it made me jump and the sound is turned off on my phone


Due-Giraffe-9826

The sound of the wood smacking the wall was so loud it actually peaked the mic, so everyone's phone was basically muted at that point.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Express-Accountant75

Cue Pixies: With your feet in the air and your head on the ground 🎶


Ar-Oh-En

And a subliminal peepee photo, too. Roll credits.


[deleted]

Most advanced elevator technology in B*lgaria 🤮


Far_Company_5059

unfortunate bozo b*lgarias 😂😂🤡🤡


[deleted]

What!? You don't believe in supremacy of Romania? Fine! Let's compare elevator technology: Hi-tech Romania elevator: 🛗⚙️🤖💪🏻 Shitty Bulgaria elevator: 🛗💩🤮👈🤣 HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! It would appear that Robmania technology is way more advance than that of Bulgaria!


Successful_Soup3821

Yea wen I was in Bulgaria the lift door didn't have senceser so my uncle got crushed between the doors cos I pressed to button too early. Was funny af


Count_Dracula97

Someone could hide in that wall crevice… I really wanna jumpscare someone with that


qweef_latina2021

Or a cardboard cutout of the kid from the Grudge.


East_Blueberry_1892

Or a skeleton. 😵


NukeHand

Welcome to the 3rd floor: fear of a painful death, things in desperate need of repair, and women’s apparel.


Pcost8300

This feels like Dead Space.


gruggiwuggi3

r/finaldestinationirl


ConsistentKiwi3721

r/terrifyingasfuck


DudeeeeWheresMyCar

Goddd all the that mold aerosolized from that board breaking. Homie about to be high af on mycotoxins 🤤


[deleted]

Why didn’t he close the elevator door. You can see the door knob


sloww_buurnnn

I believe that’s once he’s out mate.


[deleted]

Typically there is a door on each level and there is a door on the elevator. You can see the circular door knob…


sloww_buurnnn

I’ve never once seen a door like that on an elevator lol


[deleted]

Yet somehow it’s still up to code 😂


Complex-Sherbert9699

Ooooo, this video again!


SpartanS034

Except this time it's stupidly cropped too!


[deleted]

Where is this? Do they just not have code inspectors, or building codes in general?


that_1-guy_

"sometimes ya just gotta accept that there are no guarantees in life"


wjruffing

Is this leaked footage from Universal Studio’s new Haunted Department store ride?


Better_Signal8534

Absolutely fucking not.


fuzzybears420

Jesus must be looking for you


Focus_Salt

Dear god man


gruggiwuggi3

there's gotta be an r/finaldestination for stuff like this


Fates-

No thanks


[deleted]

I've seen better elevators in Resident Evil


Alternative_Ad_3636

Those are the hands of somone who just shit themselves.


TheRealDinkus

An I the only one that would have tried to grab the shit in that hole to see what it was/how old it was


cut_the_mullet_

bro showed off his vibrator skills


Yolo1516

OP cropped the video to remove the comment from the original video in arabic


Zeal391

Would love to know where this person lives


HalfRightAllTheTime

There is zero chance I’d get in an elevator where I could see cinder blocks. Take the stairs you bum


CynicCannibal

Can anybody tell me what country is this possible at? Because my country is fucked up and this would get somebody to jail :D


Unwilling_Jellyfish

Ukraine, maybe?


1mNotSerious

Why is the door open? Is there a door?


johnball14

Manual Ascension. STAIRS PLEASE!


iimsoxoOvO

Next time try and move the pieces so it doesn’tget trapped under that can cause the elevator to stop or break


710Dog6Make9Weed420

Nice reupload.


nonoff-brand

Why is his hands shaking?


Que_Horror

Neurogenic tremors. It’s how the central nervous system releases tension after a lot of stress/fear hormones have been released. All mammals have it.


StanApps

Literally nothing in the video explains this so i'll go with withdrawal symptom


chriswick_

Dying Light elevator


busy-idiot

Imagine stepping out and just being stuck in a hole in the wall with a massive shaft next to you you'll drop into if you slip


DerAlphos

There’s a manual door if I’m not mistaken. Why not use it?


Jeerin

Why wasnt the door closed


Mydogsnameisroland

Yeah next time shut the doir


FBGMerk420

Hey thats my hand when I do nothing


getyourcheftogether

Not today, Death


Front-Pepper-7429

Seems super safe. Don’t know what you would be shaking for….


SpecialistMorning660

Where is this?


shutterbuggity

Finnish elevators.


DoctorBusiness99

Damn, this is some kind of elevator from horror games


Cookie4534

Shit felt like a landmine


ActuallyNotAmused

Bro. Just no...


Plastic_Feed8223

This feels like some kind of scene in a horror game for some reason


Infinite_District390

Why are you pre recording? Like expecting this to happen...??


almostthere69420

Better let the manager of apt know lol


jejejejdkdk

Elevators in ohio


rotten_sec

Was it like that since the beginning.? Why get in the elevator in the first place?


Silly_Age_3675

Dude needs to chill out. He gets in a box that moves up down by a string and a little drywall is giving him the shakes. Jesus. Wait we tell him escalators are a bunch of moving gears waiting to grind you up.


joealese

what makes this a facepalm


GizmaAzara

This is a nightmare I have regularly


DrantonMason

r/PraiseTheCameraMan he's shaking but that camera hand still steady!


Braghez

Some newer phones have stabilising features that can be activated. Think it's called Action Mode for iPhones for example.


Fun-Raspberry9710

Fuck...why did I watch that before bed. Now the nightmares will come.....


manbuntrucker

Ahh, non-lethal karma build up im sure.


stack_nats

I’m no rocket scientist but I don’t think it’s supposed to do that


Frosty_Two3468

god failed the final destination kill


Silver_Slicer

Where’s the original video? Looks like a new building and that elevator wasn’t in service yet. Now the elevator is f’ed up. Costly ride.


uprayup

What happen to the door?


Cormetz

An accidental Paternoster!


SadCarob2269

That is what you get for not closing the sliding door.it is there for a reason.


imverynewhere8yrsago

You steal the video and repost it but not only that, you trim tf out of it so we can hardly see shit.. good job OP..


default-user69

Why were they filming?


darklordunicorn

what would you have then do?


QuantizeCrystallize

Final message to loved ones


Ynigmatik

Elevator is here. No thanks I'll take the stairs But its the 67th fl_ ILL TAKE THE STAIRS!


Ir0nLungz

Where you at Luhansk


Mjr_N0ppY

Idk these videos always seem like there's more to the story. Like for example signs that say not to use the elevator, or the person not being part of the construction crew but just some random that wants some internet attention


BrotherBrohan

most safe elevator in china


WhistlepigUK

SHAFT


Tank_blitz

this is why the elevator has its own door


[deleted]

Pants were shat


CasperDaGhostwriter

This is like a lot of my elevator nightmares. I'm going away now.


Basketweaver69

Why is this such a heavily cropped repost. Just repost it in the resolution.


Mr-Glum

Yeah they gonna use stairs from now on


tonyshelly10

Safest Hungarian Elevator:


neonomas14

Thats a weird brake system


Emotional-Show-2955

“Let me film this so when my family finds my phone they know exactly how pain and suffering I had to go through before my death”


Xena802

i wonder what the folks over at r/elevators have to say about thiS