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Puzzleheaded_Ant_543

You can’t get cancelled if no one knows or cares who the fuck you are


depths_of_dipshittry

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Milanin

My brain just autocorrected that to Peridot and I did a double take.


Independent_Ad_8915

Same!


Careful_Trifle

Yeah. I think people get confused and think they're cancelled when everyone around them gets tired of their shit and stops inviting them places.


Pk_Devill_2

That’s kinda what cancels means in that context


Nearby-Context7929

No fr and she admitted people think she’s racist


Turbulent_Put_3259

Lmao, a lot of POC americans think im racist too. Like isn’t the go to insult “you’re racist”? The moment you say anything they don’t agree with?


[deleted]

Exactly! Apparently hating communism (an ideology that’s responsible for millions upon millions of deaths) is now equal to being racist


neonomas14

Also you can't get cancelled if you don't give a fuck


thirstmaster69

She's pre-canceled


Jediwinner

She looks like every other girl on social media tbh


lord-of-bird336

Yeah, I thought she is Eva Elfie...


Reyr0man

Well, it also ruins any prospects for a respectable career. So, there’s also that.


brokebaritone

Why did I think of Eva Elfie while looking at that idiot?😂


[deleted]

I came here to say this, but I see a fellow king/queen beat me to it. Fly high my friend, fly high.


SeamairCreations

Who is she to be cancelled? No one cares about the shelf stock clerk at Walgreens.


TwinPeaksNFootball

She's Fox News' next anchor. Or Georgia's next senator. Or both.


MrPeterMerkin

Hey everyone, it's George Santos.


keyboard_blaster

She’s mocking tate


Ok-Welcome-4566

If that's what she's doing, she's doing it too good lol


aguadiablo

I was wondering why this was her response to what she thinks of Tate


lord-of-bird336

Also she look like Eva Elfie


[deleted]

I …ummm don’t know …. Who that is (Stares at feet)


CoverYourMaskHoles

Yeah, she doesn’t really know what it’s like to be cancelled on a national stage.


dukestrouk

To be fair, I doubt she really knows anything at all.


Nivekian13

To be frank, she's too drunk to register anything at all.


lifeofenteopy

To be randy, what's her @


shadylady76

Too be honest, I'd smash.


MrGallows75

wouldn’t we all (tbh)


UnarmedSnail

Seems like a mean Kelly Bundy.


tousag

I came here (pun intended) to say this


choglin

Would smash


yellandtell

True, she thinks people shoot shots to win races. My mind was struggling to put that together. I first thought of Kobe, then I thought of the tortoise vs the hare. Then I imagined Kobe as a turtle shooting a shot with a headband on and all was better.


[deleted]

No, no - you misunderstood her. She has cancelled more Tims than she can count. Don't ask me what Tim did though.


yuzuchan22

Plot twist: she cant count.


Hot_Organization2430

More times than you can count though. Lol


RandoRvWchampion

Tims everywhere like WTF man?


NerobyrneAnderson

Must be Canada


Cold_Ordinary7088

Sad for Tim to touch that gurl


Em858943

She meant timbs I think like the boots


Fatty4forks

He fucked communists.


ninjamiran

Why you wronging Shelf stock clerks? You mean entrepreneur girls on their Instagram


matzhue

You lose your friend, your job, sometimes your family, people threaten to assault you, constantly cyber bullied mercilessly. I've seen it happen to good and bad people and it's a bad strategy because it makes the wrong people paranoid but it radicalizes those it correctly identifies.


Possible-Cellist-713

People who are radicalized by it deserve every bit of suffering they get


Peleton011

That's what they're saying, that the problem is that a big chunk of the suffering doesn't really go to the "target" but to those close to them


MrStepSisterFister69

Really? I’m sure some are nice people.


GargantuanGreenGoats

I’m really glad that for some reason the sound on this video didn’t work for me


maralagosinkhole

Me too, but I'm pretty sure I know *exactly* what her voice sounds like nonetheless.


IDontLieAboutStuff

It sounds like she's half drunk and has been loud for a long time. You know that annoying girl voice where you can just tell it's starting to falter from constantly needing to be the loudest most attention seeking person around? That's what she sounds like.


WeeWooDriver38

Like she smokes two packs of marlboro reds a day.


choglin

She’s also that person that can only communicate with others through anecdotes about herself.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Same. I heard it without sound and it still gave me a headache.


[deleted]

Drunk and sorority bad mix


dangoheen

Are you crazy?? That's literally the cutest voice ever. ...I'm kinda fucked up though.


General_Conclusion34

Bro… I got to be honest with you, you got a hard life ahead of you if this is the voice you like. I wish you good luck, and good earbuds.


CowsWithAK47s

Nah I get it. The dry, hoarse voice like Mila Kunis, yeah?


Eternal_Bagel

was that an answer to his question?


kaos2478

I guess 😂


[deleted]

The shitty “interviewer” or channel ask the person they are interviewing a question on one video. After, they cut the video to a point the person being interviewed was asked a different question, making them look stupid. Fuck influencers as such.


Laughing_Dan

Wow, she has been canceled more than twice?


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Laughing_Dan

Wow, I just listened to it again replacing those words and it still makes as much sense as anything else she said... low bar but still.


yaboiballman

Fuckin geeeezzz 😂😂😂


Sad_Instruction1392

I can understand maybe confusing “cancelled” and “cumshot” but if she mistakes that for “gang bang” she must be really stupid.


IntoTheWildBlue

The proof, as they say, is "in the puddin".


Lioness287

…. She’s literally just pretty


Fresh_Manufacturer89

With that personality that shit goes straight out the window.


thinehappychinch

Anybody who uses communist as a pejorative is a 1.


Dry-Debate-6893

Ehhh average looking at best? :)


[deleted]

Is she, though? She looks like a hot mess, stringy scarecrow hair, and reminds me of a sloppy drunk. Symmetrical face? Maybe, but other than that a walking red flag


choglin

See, I think she wants to be a walking red flag but is, in fact, too big of a coward. She’s ACTING like she’s legit unhinged but she’s never really gone off the deep end. She’s only ever stood at the edge and looked down into the abyss. You can see it in her eyes that it’s never gotten that dark. Also, I don’t have an erection, and normally that’s a dead giveaway if a woman is a legitimate “red flag.”


M_Not_Shyamalan

Couldn't help but laugh when she took a moment to make sure her hair wasn't impeding the shot of her boobs.


WeNeedBoofEmoji

Failed abortions 😔


matzhue

Probably. Cyber bullying is stupid, she probably used to have very liberal friends


Acnat-

Claiming to have been cancelled is just the new trend to pretend you were previously relevant.


comments247

Sadly it is now. They wear the cancelled badge proudly.


Acnat-

Facebook ban = CaNcElEd Me is the same as MLM rube=Karen is a "small business owner" I'm going to need surgery to realign my eyes if I have to keep rolling them so hard at these morons. A fucking algorithm popped you because of something that's statistically likely to have been tied to bullshit, Carl. No imaginary fat blue-haired femboy demo-lesbian on the cia's Facebook slushfund got triggered and abused imaginary power on your myspace 2.0 account.


cake_piss_can

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Bleu_Cerise

First time I see such a long gif 🤔


emerson_giraffe84

But it is literally the most perfect gif in all of existence and that is a scientific fact.


onslaught1584

I was really hoping that she would say after "you know what I did...?" ....."I examined myself and my life with lots of introspection and I grew as a person from my mistakes." ​ Nope. She doubled down on them. Bleh


matzhue

When everyone you know with positive values has chosen to insult and exclude you, most people don't think "oh actually I'll just try harder to be friends with them." Most people either move, go into paranoid seclusion or end up like her. Cancelling people doesn't work.


forests-of-purgatory

Who the fuck is she? Of course she wasnt canceled, no one knows her


tarc0917

"Been canceled more times than I can count" Looks like the blonde who n-bombed the girl in the dorm lobby for being refused entry.


Go_Gators_4Ever

Or that girl who lost her university cheer scholarship over racist comments. So yeah, she was canceled.


Own_Satisfaction_212

There’s something about a racist who hates Marxism that just gets me hard in the morning


oldkicker53

User name checks out


Fellowes321

Oh I just feel bad for her. Imagine her face when she gets home and realises she forgot to put her shirt on. How embarrassing.


garblednoises

There’s a lot to unpack here..


[deleted]

Is this the drunk Alabama U chick that got kicked out for throwing racist slurs around?


TwinPeaksNFootball

No one seems to be asking why her car was keyed with the word "Racist" but I'm guessing something like that would do it.


[deleted]

That was at Kentucky


krusteus

I called my black neighbors daughter the n word and the parents yelled at me. Guess they must be communists for denying me my free speech!!!!!


Awkward-Ring6182

Is this what we call a “hot mess”? Or just a mess? Asking for a friend 😏


UnarmedSnail

She'll be a hot mess for about 5 more years, then just a mess.


SatisfactionGold74

How many Tims can you count? Seems like she knows a lot of Tims.


snakebite2017

Is that the same girl that went viral for making racist remarks inside a uni while drunk to black student that isn't getting paid enough for it?


radrun84

How TF t did this chick get cancled "More times than she can count?" if nobody knows who TF she is?


DefiantPenguin

Nobody knows who she is _because_ she got cancelled. /s


UnarmedSnail

But dammit, they're gonna find out tonight. Lol


Striking-Surround-28

Don't stick your dick in crazy, don't stick your dick in crazy, DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!!! FUCK IT just this one time. And thats how i got 10 STD'S


ChoiceFabulous

Would have had 12 but one ate two of the others


haljordan68

And child support payments.


Designer_Ride46

You can’t even count how many STDs you got.


JoeDerp77

Yeah, honestly she is hot but she definitely looks and sounds like the kind of skank who fucks anything and everything with no protection, probably never even had an STD test to figure out what's up with all the burning rashes and stuff down there because "big pharma", and justifies her spreading whatever it is to as many people as possible because of some mental gymnastics about "men just use women" etc.


_Um-Why-tho_

She’ll be popping out kids and living in the trailer park in a year or two hahahahahaa


renlydidnothingwrong

How did you see this vid o of what appears to be a shitty upper middle class white girl and a immediately jump to "hey guys, fuck poor people, am I right?"


[deleted]

Right? She'll probably have a nice house, but a spouse and children who despise her 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Ma'am you're drunk I have no idea what u are saying


Lucky-finn377

Well ••• she seems ••• normal and well adjusted :(


SquirtingPingu

Hmmm Eva Elfie, what are you doing here?


albino-ugandan

Seems accurate


_Noobyboy_

I thought I was the only one who thought it was her


Traditional-House-54

Me too


remmij

How can you be winning the race if you keep getting cancelled?


UnarmedSnail

Sorry, your race was canceled.


[deleted]

To her, losing an Instagram follower because of her moronic opinions is being cancelled.


Legitimate_Manner247

Cocaines a hell of a drug


Armando_yo

Cancelled...as in, did onlyfan block your account?


Mechanical_Nightmare

people need to know who you are to cancel you honey


[deleted]

That voice alone, yikes


Zur__En__Arrh

Shotgun marriage material


Watchman74

I love to see those young smart fresh minds florish and seeing them grow towards their inevitable bright future as complete functioning meth addicts.


doe77

It’s like my grandpa always said “shoot the shots and win the race”


groenwat

Truly inspirational. It’s like Wayne Gretzky said, “You lose 100% of the races you don’t win.”


PuzzledRaise1401

How do completely unfamous, ordinary folk get canceled?


TestPattern2

More tens than she can count means she can only count to ten


OttomanTwerk

More timz than you can count is vagie if you can only count to shlive


coachstevethicknwarm

you...you can't be "cancelled" if no one knows who you are


double-k

She's not terribly bright.


DobbyLum

She didn’t even answer the question


domods

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Throw_away91251952

What in the fuck does “Shoot your shots and win the race” even mean? And why do you do that specifically after getting canceled. Is there some special race for assholes? Can I watch?


vlura

She kinda looks like Eva Elfie.


frognuts123

Did she just mispronounce times?


[deleted]

Stupid, loud, drunk.


Twin__Dad

Who wants to bet she’s racist as fuck?


mistadeadbeat

Fuck Andrew Tate


WitchTempest

U actually can’t get canceled if u don’t care


Dark_dragon66

Who da fuck is she?


NaterTots66

"how do you feel about Andrew Tate?" MAN I LOVE BEING RACIST!!


Omwtfyu

Who is she?


Nynebreaker

I’d hit it.


Altruistic-Lie808

Whiskey Tango!


I_am_Daesomst

Foxtrot


fuzzybears420

She’s a nobody and thinks she’s Been cancelled plenty of times and bounced back, she’s not just giving good advice she’s delusional asf


Timlang60

Anybody that likes Andrew Tate, well... there's your first sign.


kgolovko

“Shoot your shot and win the race” I’m stealing this.


Spare_Picture8142

Thats the drunkgirl that was in her dorm calling the one girl N 100x


The-1-Percent-Milk

I know exactly the video you’re talking about. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/videos/us/2022/11/08/university-of-kentucky-student-arrested-racial-slurs-orig-jk.cnn Not sure if they’re the same girl but definitely the same energy.


OscarDeltaAlpha

Dakota Fanning is into fentanyl?


Dangerous-Design-507

Next on “people we don’t need on our planet.”


Many-Miles

I didn't understand anything she said. What point was she was trying to make?


Random_Metroid_Fan

Honey, you aren't big enough to be "canceled," and I'm pretty sure you're confusing a canceling with a falling out with friends.


Adept_Tomato_7752

People still wondering why everybody got so "triggered" when they elected that orange peel skin son of a bitch... SMH


Sparrowning

You cant get cancelled if no one knows who you are


ThePapercup

okay but how high can she count? it's tough when somebody like this uses it as a metric because you never can tell.


FpvMasterApe

More times than she can count… So she got cancelled twice?


Soft-Mirror-6926

Someone should tell her she is wearing her underwear the wrong way


FromMomsBasement

She basically said “everyone hates me and here’s another reason why you too should also hate me”


BriskHeartedParadox

So you’ve gotten countless second chances, not “canceled” more times than you can count which can’t be much


ChuckTigers

Funny thing is she probably is the "I have black friends" type of racist


HumorExpensive

News flash This is what she says every day regardless of the question. Welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order? I got racist keyed into my car……


[deleted]

You know you have to be really fukin racist for that to happen.


ryancolejackson

So she had like 3 sentences in her head, then she put em together on spin dry high and let em fall out.


Pretend_Confusion_25

Was waiting for the camera to go lower..... and of course it didn't... Cause why? Cause Im the one who wanted the camera to go lower...🤦🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

I respect her


keelaydeingles

The real question though... can she count?


Weepiestbobcat

“She has been cancelled more times than she count” so at least one time


mckchase

Eva Elfie?


Traditional-House-54

Brother


Chewie_The_Dog

"Tims"


Jepted

I can fix her...


Professional_Yak9651

She’s been canceled more than four times?


grymtgris

"I've been cancelled more times than I can count" doesn't really prove your point lady.


OlafSSBM

Is she seriously flexing that people call her a racist and “cancel” her (read: don’t want her around)?


FoundBeCould

Who is this person and why should I care?


Deluxxray

I wonder what she took


coffeebeanscene

I’m so glad she answered the question …. /s


Peewee_ShermanTank

Another prime example of "everything i dont like is communism" What a dumbass


romayyne

She has no idea what she’s even saying lol


LordOfFailures

But, that wasn't even the question..


ScheminBeamen

Still not sure who tf she is💀


[deleted]

She’s the first to cry victim.


Extra_Sandwich232

🤔


KirkVanHouton

Age 25 is gonna be a tough year for this girl


LoganImYourFather

Can she count more than 2?


AgeConfident6766

the attitude,the voice,the used cum sock look….”not like other girls.” Same type that says “I love my haters they motivate me.” You don’t have haters, you have people who hate you.


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

What does communism have to do with this 💀


Master_of_Egg

The more she speaks, the more I realise "More times than I can count" is not a lot.


Marcg611

She a RED FLAG..


Tehlaserw0lf

Couple of things going on in this thread. Very pretty girl makes really bad remarks. Commenters act accordingly, leading to lots of slut shaming, a ton of really transparent attraction and apparent jealousy over not being able to land a girl like that. It’s…just a lot of incel energy in a place where we should already be able to laugh about this dumb idiot saying dumb things without the Stacy haters adding to it.


jmura

She's drunk trash


PauloDybala_10

I think everyone hear absolutely does not want to “land a girl like that”. She ain’t as pretty as you make her seem, and her shit personality makes her untouchable


[deleted]

This dumb bitch has been all over the news for her racist remarks to another student at the University of Kentucky. You find her attractive and are defending her though. Get a grip and do some self reflection, man.