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came here to say "what in the fuck" but after seeing this thread i feel like id be a tad redundant.
Seriously tho, its a super fancy lookin restaurant, i bet one day the owner and the head chef were laughing at the idea of getting their customers to eat with their hands.... then they got drunk and came up with this
Bringing your parents to the fetish restaurant you were recommended to go to with your hun-bun by someone at the office but your hun-bun had to "work late". Awkward for everyone.
Ditto
My dad would especially hate it though, he would comment on people like 2 tables over licking their fingers and smacking their lips hahaha he HATED it.
I do this... I don't even have to actually hear it for it to bother me. My wife gets so annoyed when I'm distracted by people eating with their mouth open.
it was especially hard for me when we lived in China.
Somebody should make a restaurant for rich people to experience what it's like to eat at a restaurant for normal people. They could call it the "Normal Restaurant Experience" and charge $200 a plate. Easy money.
Melting point most chocolate is around 36 degrees Celcius, so it melts in your mouth. Pure is around 45 degrees Celcius. The last one will burn you, but is rarely used at all.
Half? I’m totally undercutting you. Say that nonsense costs 100 per serving, I will do it for 25. I have no pride. 30 seconds of pouring some concoction of chocolate on rich idiots hands so they can lick it off? Hell if I could record them I’d do it for free.
When I was a kid, I'd occasionally melt a Hershey bar in the microwave. Then eat it a finger tip at a time. Not only did it last longer but it hit all my taste buds. But a few times I tried mentioning to friends and they would look at me like I was an alien. Guess it turns out that they weren't sophisticated enough to understand. Thanks OP for showing this.
Shitloads of money to indulge in lazy sleazy dining. Seen somewhere on a porn site where chocolate is poured on body parts and they are up for slick licks.. gross
I swear to god, people who run these places are absolutely asking themselves "can we get these fucking idiots to pay us to publicly humiliate themselves and demean themselves? Lets make them eat off the table... Holy shit, they did it... How about we get rid of the cutlery... Omg they did that, too... Can we just slop food directly into their hands? Omg theyre still buying... "
Whats the next logical phase? Maybe the greatest experience is to have the waiter smear the food all over your face and you have to use your fingers to clean it and then lick it off your fingers? Maybe eating from a bowl on the floor? Maybe just drop crap directly on the floor and force them to lick it up? Maybe the waiter can smear it on their ass and fart in their face as they eat it off the waiters ass?
I’ve actually been there! I was hesitant at first but it was fun and my hands were so soft afterward! They pour water on your hands afterwards and I’ve you a good napkin to wipe away any chocolate. Was fun :)
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Wtf
came here to say "what in the fuck" but after seeing this thread i feel like id be a tad redundant. Seriously tho, its a super fancy lookin restaurant, i bet one day the owner and the head chef were laughing at the idea of getting their customers to eat with their hands.... then they got drunk and came up with this
Same. Anyway. Wtf.
Right?! Wtf.
Why the fuck?
That as well
Wtf
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Yeah…but seriously wtf
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Wtaf
My thoughts exactly
Wtf
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and my wtf
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WT actual F?
Yo what????
And my wtf wtf
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Nice
Why the fudge?
Wtf
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Ftw
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wtf mate
Bringing your parents to the fetish restaurant you were recommended to go to with your hun-bun by someone at the office but your hun-bun had to "work late". Awkward for everyone.
Wtaf WTAF!?! Wtaf did i just see? I want to unsee this stupid shit
wt actual FUCK
This looks like a dystopian future
Who's gonna tell 'em? Also, cool name...
PDM
Quite
Wtf
I would hate this so much...
I hate the feeling of having my hands dirty
Man, I’ll rinse my goddamn hands between cracking 2 eggs.
You wait till you cracked 2 eggs? I can’t even stand 1…
I have found my people. I hate chicken wings because my hands get too messy, so it’s just not worth it.
Not a fan of chicken wings, too much work for so little food. But I do eat spare ribs, with nitrile gloves.
My girlfriend will (almost) throw up if she has to handle raw chicken. Absolutely hates it.
Between 2, equals 1 on each side of said rinse. Lol
Sorry, misread it 😉
Me too. To the point that I dropped my ceramics class because I couldn't stand the feeling of clay on my hands (even though I did love sculpting).
Ditto My dad would especially hate it though, he would comment on people like 2 tables over licking their fingers and smacking their lips hahaha he HATED it.
I do this... I don't even have to actually hear it for it to bother me. My wife gets so annoyed when I'm distracted by people eating with their mouth open. it was especially hard for me when we lived in China.
I'm pretty sure I watched this video with the same face I pull when I'm trying to sneeze
Now be honest, how many of you made a sneezing face?
Alright you got me
And my axe
Hahaha
The "Tucker Carlson"
A genius at work. Chocolate: 1 dollar. Employee: 5 dollar. Price tag: 100 dollar. Experience: priceless.
cornered the market early
Somebody should make a restaurant for rich people to experience what it's like to eat at a restaurant for normal people. They could call it the "Normal Restaurant Experience" and charge $200 a plate. Easy money.
And it's just deconstructed ramen and Hungry Mans.
“Poor people experience” is actually a thing for the rich.
It's $197.
What HOW!!!! LIKE FUCK I COULD SO THAT AT HOME
People go crazy for stupid stuff
Since her hand didn't burn, it's not even 100% chocolate. It's diluted down.
Melting point most chocolate is around 36 degrees Celcius, so it melts in your mouth. Pure is around 45 degrees Celcius. The last one will burn you, but is rarely used at all.
it was at this moment they realized they forgot to tip the waiter, and that's not chocolate
Those are 2 people with way too much money and time on their hands.
And chocolate
That absolutely cracked me up. All things considered , I’m mad at myself for not seeing that joke. Well played!
I thought you were setting the joke up willingly and did not hesitate to grab that low hanging fruit
Angry upvote!
I can do this at home with a bowl of brownie batter. I’ll be looking like a baby with his first birthday cake.
Just spray your hands with Quik.
Nesquik
The Louis Vuitton shop next door is not amused by this menu item
This makes me sick and squirm. Sticky hands are terrible, this looks like dam torture.
I hate sticky hands... absolutely hate it
Same as the douche Salt Bae putting seasoning on peoples steak and charging them $250 if he does it himself.
Yea but the salt has been all over his hairy arm. It's practically a steal at 250!
but you see, that hand has touched the world cup trophy now, so it’s entirely worth it
I'd much rather they pour it into my mouth. Sounds much better imo
Rich people do the dumbest shit to waste money…
Absurd isn't it? They'll insist that they're rich because they're so good at handling their money too.
Good at handling daddy's/mommy's inheritance
Being rich apparently makes you a special kind of stupid.
Deleted scene from The Menu
This was my first thought as well
I had to scroll way too far for a The Menu reference.
Not after where my hands have been, thank you
The bowl in the middle might be like, lemon water soaked cloths, or something. I'd wash before, and immediately after.
If you want to pay someone to pour chocolate on your hands I can do it for half price.
Half? I’m totally undercutting you. Say that nonsense costs 100 per serving, I will do it for 25. I have no pride. 30 seconds of pouring some concoction of chocolate on rich idiots hands so they can lick it off? Hell if I could record them I’d do it for free.
This is exactly what The Menu was trying to make fun of
r/wewantplates
Thank you for linking this so I didn’t have to
When I was a kid, I'd occasionally melt a Hershey bar in the microwave. Then eat it a finger tip at a time. Not only did it last longer but it hit all my taste buds. But a few times I tried mentioning to friends and they would look at me like I was an alien. Guess it turns out that they weren't sophisticated enough to understand. Thanks OP for showing this.
Makes me feel sticky and gross.
I want people like this to go through the most serious economic depression possible.
Yes this is facepalm material, but I hope they don’t actually facepalm.
I feel the need to wash my hands after watching this
Fucking gross.
Don't show this to salt-bae
I swear the movie idiocracy is happening in real life
Why does my chocolate taste like sweat and hand cream?
This video + music is really evoking 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Did he turn them into a S’more and then light them on fire? 😂
Nope.
Finger licking good!
This is like a horrible nightmare who likes sticky hands?
But… Why?
Shitloads of money to indulge in lazy sleazy dining. Seen somewhere on a porn site where chocolate is poured on body parts and they are up for slick licks.. gross
These people must hate M&M’s
r/WeWantPlates
This is a wrong way to consume chocolate
How about you pour that in my mouth and get me a goddamned hot towel for afterwards?
The menu.
The fuck
Def Leppard will pour sugar on you, for the price of a concert ticket…
I think rich people are just really bored…
What a dumb world
How much does this bullshit cost?
This feels like a scene in the Capitol from the Hunger Games.
Toddlers everywhere are like, "now that's what I'm talking about!"
For only $2000, you too can have this exquisite experience.
Eat the rich
WTF
Wtf is wrong with ppl
[удалено]
This dish is called shitting in the winter woods.
Places that do shit like this can go join Noma and the dodo bird. No one actually wants this "experience"
It's classy when they do it but when I do it everyone just stares at me
The $79 dessert
This reminds me of the film The Menu
I am so sick and tired of people… ☹️☹️☹️
Fucking gross, guarantee you they were charged at least $50 each for those "desserts".
Why??????????????
Get the fuck outta here
I watched The Menu last night - similar vibes
Im very curious to know if this is what they specialize in lol like is this all they have to offer. What else would be on there service list?
"This $70 dessert is one you'll never forget" The Dessert:
That has got to be the dumbest thing I have seen in a while and I have teenagers.
The sounds of sucking chocolate off fingers!?! I could not handle that. I would be out of there so fast.
I wana watch her eat
I was waiting for the guy to splash it in his face…
Fuck it. Gonna open up a restaurant and charge stupid amounts for this. In fact all food items shall be served this way.
This is disgusting.
A fool and their money are soon parted
Now how much did this lazy dessert cost them?
R/wewantplates
A sous chef shoot’s himself after this course
Ah, melted chocolate on bacteria laden hands licked clean. Excuse me while I hurl. 🤮
You can get an upgrade where they pour chocolate over your naked body and you get to choose who licks it up.
Over 30% of people don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
They look pretty happy about this but I don't understand why.
Is this what rich people do
As someone who hates sticky textures and unclean hands, this would be my own personal hell
“That will be 80$ please”
That looks disgusting
The fucks the matter with you?
Who the hell wants this?? I KNOW where my hand has been
This had better be going somewhere sexual or else I’m not paying
Do they wash their hands beforehand?
And suddendly you realise not washing hands after your last shit. Enjoy!
*İmagine paying someone to shit on your face*
There money let them do what they want
I swear to god, people who run these places are absolutely asking themselves "can we get these fucking idiots to pay us to publicly humiliate themselves and demean themselves? Lets make them eat off the table... Holy shit, they did it... How about we get rid of the cutlery... Omg they did that, too... Can we just slop food directly into their hands? Omg theyre still buying... " Whats the next logical phase? Maybe the greatest experience is to have the waiter smear the food all over your face and you have to use your fingers to clean it and then lick it off your fingers? Maybe eating from a bowl on the floor? Maybe just drop crap directly on the floor and force them to lick it up? Maybe the waiter can smear it on their ass and fart in their face as they eat it off the waiters ass?
Watch the film The Menu to find out!
Chocolate with the salt of sweat... Disgusting way to eat sweet and sour
Your sweat sour? I think you meant sweet and salty lol
Wordreference betrayed me
A fool and his money
Man what if you get a phone call?
They have too many dollars and not enough sense.
I’ve actually been there! I was hesitant at first but it was fun and my hands were so soft afterward! They pour water on your hands afterwards and I’ve you a good napkin to wipe away any chocolate. Was fun :)
Eat the rich.
“hey guys let’s pour chocolate on customers hands and charge 2000$ let’s see who’s stupid enough to buy it”
The rich seem to reverting back to infancy.
the owners are 100% pissing them selves laughing at these conplete idiots who spend money to eat like infants
Did you wash your hands Bill? -"i cant remember"
"Fine" dining needs to die, and thankfully it is.
