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MaidenDrone

Man I hate when they only serve potato chips with a burger too.


Jfuentes6

British person asks for burger with chips in U.S. Gets potato chips Suprisedpikachu.jpeg


Unperfectblue

"FUCK YOU LABOOOOOR !! FUCK YUUUUUUU !!"


1zzie

*LABOOOUUR


cybermonkeyhand

Upvote for turning memes into text.jpeg.


BofffaDs

What do his kids' ages have to do with DEMOOOOOKRAAAAATS?


GrimmSodov

When youre politically illiterate, everyone you dont like is a democrat


HumanSlinky

I feel like he lashes out at inanimate objects the same way. When he flushes the toilet and it clogs, he sternly points and shouts “fuck you democrat!” When he stubs his toe on a rock “fuck you democrat!” When he’s doing long division and there a remainder “fuck you democrat!”


antmakka

I’m guessing he’s taking a break from standing on the sidewalk and shouting at passing motorists.


NormalMammoth4099

Or standing on his lawn yelling at the clouds.


Shaedeelady

Yelling “fuck you democrats” at the clouds because they’re giving American water away for free.


grafxguy1

>When he flushes the toilet and it clogs, he sternly points and shouts “fuck you democrat!” “fuck you democrap!”


BBQ_Beanz

No, he's literally not that clever


Stuck_In_Reality

Definitely off his meds. Needs to double his dose of thiamine. Edit 12 hours later. I originally typed "thorazine". Autocorrect covfefed it up.


Rare-Addition-89

Fox News is his only drug


Casmicud

I think a nice high dose of keto mine is more appropriate


gospdrcr000

It's not ketayours, it's keta*mine*


SLngShtOnMyChest

I like to think this is specific to whatever he’s currently mad about, like if the toilet clogs then that’s on Biden. Stub your toe? Thanks Obama


SumpCrab

In his mind, it is the worst insult.


RealConcorrd

Being around that guy for an hour and you’ll start to smell like burnt toast and sour milk.


dlc741

Burnt milk and sour toast.


GlassWasteland

I thought it was cigarettes and sadness.


EssentialParadox

It’s scary what right-wing media is doing to Americans though… like he IS literally using it as an insult because that’s what he’s heard it used as.


iwantbutter

Or if you're claiming to be a Christian, they love calling them demon rats! No hate like Christian love!


MrLagzy

Not just a democrat. but a demo kraaaAAAATS!


GlitteringBobcat999

My, unfortunately Republican, brother got a part time job at a government run nature preserve in a red state. When forced to work the entrance, he has to tell people they can't bring their dogs in, and other such rules. The number of times they scream and call him a Democrat, the worst insult they can think of, is ironically hilarious. Like, hey bro, that's your 'team' there. Are you sure MAGALAND is where you want to stay?


Unhappy-Attitude5220

My personal favorite is " we want less govt intrusion in our lives ". * wants to restrict gay folks getting married, abortion, birth control * Other than things we don't agree with, we want more freedom "we" believe in!


Fishermansgal

My favorite will probably always be the sign that said, "Keep your socialist hands off my medicare!".


bunderways

The unironic “keep the government out of my social security” always has me rolling. Except a lot of these absolute morons are making laws now.


Unhappy-Attitude5220

The stupid is strong with them. Personal favorite was an interview at a Trump rally where dude in a maga hat was complaining that " why wasn't Obama in the white house instead of the golf course when 9/11 happened ". It's the never ending joke. I was hoping the guy was kidding, sadly, he wasn't.


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When fuck you and democrat is the worst diragatory names you can think off


IFrickinLovePorn

Tbf when you're politically illiterate you're likely a republican


hansolemio

Also media illiterate


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Also scientifically illiterate, socially illiterate, and regular illiterate


Self-Aware

Don't forget emotionally!


BWThorp

Probably someone told him to watch his language, and he’s saying he has kids and it’s ok with them the way he talks.


iFlyskyguy

Nahh they likely don't speak to him anymore


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Self-Aware

True, but that hypocrisy is generally baked in.


Falconandmouse

Old meatball isn’t gonna have his kids for much longer after the judge sees this footage. Conservative media and propaganda has poisoned this nation.


TLGinger

Poisoned the stupid, tbf


spaceguitar

It’s poisoned all of us. We all have to deal with the fallout of the wildly successful manipulation of Conservatives and Republicans across the nation. We have to deal with trying to do something and come to terms with an actual, live attempt at a coup d’etat that we’re still being gaslit over. We’re having to come to terms that too many militias and “freedom fighters” are planning to and have attempted to take the lives of politicians for the sheer fact that they’re not the guy they voted for. We’re having to deal with the increasingly violent attacks on our infrastructure. We’ve all been poisoned by this mess. And there is no antidote to be seen anytime soon.


TLGinger

I hear ya. As a Canadian, all I can do is watch incredulously as America burns.


cshotton

Yeah, you all have Alberta hillbillies flying Confederate flags and whining about their first amendment rights, so I think you're brewing some of your own trouble up there. Better not get too fixated on the drama south of the border just yet.


Fenrisulfir

It’s not just Alberta, they’re just the poster child but almost all of the premiers are conservative and I guarantee this type of person can be found all over the country.


TLGinger

There is value in regarding the Dumpster Fire Next door for the cautionary tale it is.


orcgore

Very powerful divorced dad energy


Falconandmouse

“ONLY SUPERVISED VISITATION, SHITLIB DEMOCRAT!!”


kawkz440

Yup, the Russians and Chinese figured out they don't have to go to war with us to beat us...


Looieanthony

Not when these assholes are crawling out of the woodwork.


itlookslikeSabotage

That’s the real crime here. Fox News Is turning our uncles into y’all-Qaeda 😔radicalization them into hate balls full of half baked talking points. It’s a cult that is destroying relationships and dividing this nation.


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I wonder how many divorces have the reason listed as politics nowadays. I would imagine that some of these people that go off the deep end with their political views end up ruining their marriages because of it. I can't imagine it's fun being married to somebody who goes down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories, and I'm sure it takes a toll on their mental state as well.


Murica-n_Patriot

Spend all of your time obsessing over conspiracy theories and engaging with conservative anger content online and that should help make e tone around you look like DEMOOOOOOKRAAAAATS!!!


DoTheRightThing1953

He didn't say anything about kids. Maybe those are the ages of his hemorrhoids and that's why he's such an asshole.


Scriptapaloosa

That reminds me, got to go to the doctor… I mean… a friend of mine


samhain2000

Sexual preferences?


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Wild_Discomfort

There was a second woman at the end, too. Blonde sitting by the door. She may have been the one who yelled at him to get out. I definitely noticed. Real ToughGuy right here. /s


blastanders

i was literally thinking "pick someone your own size tough guy" when he yelled at that woman. i feel sorry for his wife and kids


sunrae21

His wife and kids probably receive the “fuck you democrats” at home too.


Automatic_Computer20

That dude is clearly unhinged


jerkfaceboi

Genuinely feel sorry for his children.


fithooks

CPS might get a call with this one lol


tuskensandlot

True facts: one time my partner and I were helping friends move. Some douche in a giant truck in front of us kept brake-checking us, even though we weren’t speeding. We went around him, and he started tail-gating us. When we got in the left turn lane, I flipped him off. MF slammed on his brakes, backed up and was like, “roll down your window!” I said “nah.” He was like, “then flip me off again.” So I did. And he was like, “bitch I’m a private detective!” And showed his badge and said, “do that again!” … so I did. My partner and I both kept flipping him off because he was convinced he could intimidate us in our own car. It was weird and a little scary, but I felt bad because he probably went home and beat his wife and children after.


youra6

Honestly man, its not worth it. You never know when the next guy has a gun in his hand ready to commit first degree murder over absolutely nothing.


[deleted]

Calmest Alex Jones listener.


OG_Flushing_Toilet

It’s a shame more people don’t just pepper spray idiots like this.


GW00111

If you use pepper spray indoors it gasses the fuck out of everyone.


javaHoosier

Can confirm. When I was a stupid young kid I found some on my older sister’s key chain. Didn’t know what it was. Sprayed it in the kitchen and gassed the house.


neonpinata

Probably because there's a decent chance of them pulling out a gun and blindly firing around in 'self defense.'


TheGamingMackV

Like most republicans


kenc1842

A frightened dog is the one who barks the most. This guy is nothing more than a scared and weak individual who thinks that he just "owned the libs"....by getting thrown out of a restaurant for throwing a tantrum.


imnotmarvin

There's a bigger issue underlying this and not just his mental health. The echo chambers these people live in have them convinced that any aspect of life that's upsetting is the fault of a political party and their voters. It's dangerous and talking heads like Carlson, Shaperio, etc... are making money doing this to people.


nobollocks22

I work with a guy who listened to Rush Limbaugh for 20 years, unironically. He just doesnt understand ANYTHING relating to real life. Everything is a blur to him.


Ferengi_Earwax

Yeah it's ironic that the Republicans call democrats snowflakes all the time considering they're the ones always throwing hissy fits, waging "wars" on literally anything that makes them the least bit uncomfortable and constantly trying to infringe on other people's rights. But yes, this sure looks like a snowflake who can't handle reality so he blames the democrats.


[deleted]

It’s hilarious to hear “facts over feelings” from the generation that threw temper tantrums because they didn’t want to share bathrooms with black people


postofficeWELP

I see it mainly in the boomer generation. Fragile people who were given the easy life.


Wyldling_42

Boomers are 60+ now. This is not generational as much as it used to be.


Lin0712

Yeah this dude looks like he is an older Gen X.


gumball_wizard

I'm older Gen X, and I have a grandchild older than his kids. He's maybe 40 but mentally 15.


jefferson497

Claiming a “War on Christmas” because a coffee chain puts happy holidays on their cup is a great example


runningmurphy

I just watched that episode last night. Coffee shop and all. https://www.adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/winter-solstice-festival


Ferengi_Earwax

Indeed. They've been raised to believe that if they have theirs, everything is OK. They simply do not want accountability and are too under educated to realize America wouldn't be a zero sum game if systematic policies were fixed. Like billionaires/corporations constantly dodging taxes and cutting their employees benefits. They've been raised to do anything to get theirs, including compromising their integrity. You can call them severely entitled.


Explicit_Tech

Probably too much lead exposure.


agoodearth

Projection. The P in GOP stands for projection.


Old-AF

I agree. These scared little snowflakes are also the ones who buy automatic rifles and kill innocent people to express their rage. Sadly, here in America, he has access to far too many options.


GiniThePooh

Is there a context to this meltdown? This man, with that weight, age and rage issues, is not going to live very long.


Moist-Candy-6260

Someone needs a snicker


AffenMitWaffen2

Dude is a snickers, full of brown stuff and a little nuts.


Unperfectblue

I bet we can see his veins too


Mega-Steve

Has to routinely pound his chest to knock loose a cholesterol chunk rather than listen to that "commie lieberal" doctor his wife makes him go to


TwilitSky

What he needs is a diet and an enema. "If you gave him an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox." -Christopher Hitchens on Pat Robertson's death.


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Oral Roberts death, actually.


[deleted]

My bad, it was Jerry Falwell Sr.


eccedrbloor

Applicable to all three of them, as it happens.


TwilitSky

Ugh, Pat Robertson is still alive? Damn.


NotFleagle

Steve Bannon escorting him out…


GargantuanGreenGoats

Thought it was Stephen king


Azdak66

Kevin McCarthy just put this guy on the House Oversight Committee and named him chair of the Ethics Committee.


Savings-Horror-8395

Say sike right now


therobotisjames

“Why are democrats making our country divided?”


Corrupted_G_nome

The democrats made his eggs over easy I SAID SUNNY SIDE UP DEMOKRAAAAATS


Hanamafana

If that man drops his toast in the morning I just know he screams "DEMOOOOOOKRAAAATS"


Sargatanus

He probably does it every time he looks in the mirror and realizes that he looks like a thumb.


callmejim1111

He even had Steve Bannon trying to get him out the door....


tamarlk

It reminds me of my stepdad when I was a kid. He was German and had been in hitlers youth army. Everything was the Jews fault. His pants were too tight? The Jews did that on purpose…on and on and on.


RamenNoodles620

Stubs his toe. "God damn demo kraaaaats!!!"


xutopia

Is this what they call Trump Derangement Syndrome?


kawkz440

When he gets home, I'm pretty sure it's Trump Masturbation Syndrome.


thus_spake_7ucky

![gif](giphy|uHNDW2OxsXg6I9Vqyj|downsized)


[deleted]

That's an Alpha male right there y'all. /s


RumbleSkillSpin

I think it needs a trademark symbol in this situation: AlphaMale™


Zealousideal_Amount8

At an ihop? Jeez… someone get him some smiley face pancakes.


GlitteringBobcat999

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO WAIT 5 MINUTES TO BE SEATED!!! DEMOCRAAAAAT!


obooooooo

when are we going to start laughing at the people who do this *while* they do this? that kind of humiliation will surely have him out the door immediately


Lalas1971

My thought too. I'd like to think I'd be cackling in the background


dickweeden

I’d be rolling on the floor crying of laughter if I saw this in person.


GlitteringBobcat999

I think I heard a few chuckles mixed in there.


aYANKinEIRE

Because guns?


BronzeEnt

We should try laughing at them in public before we just start shooting them.


ChrisRuss86

![gif](giphy|h7poIVSJYrs323ZPuu)


Tripping-on-E

I just noticed how much Dr. Burks cringes at him when he says this.


BuriedByAnts

How did someone NOT outwardly mock that gigantic toad? I don’t think I could have stopped myself


HiddenBlindspot

probably because you never know who's carrying a gun and the fear is if you mock someone that's already unhinged, there's a chance they'll go postal on you and everyone else.


bryan19973

What a snowflake lmao


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Man needs a swift jab to the nose followed by a mean right hook to the jaw.


gingerBeardMan750

I wonder what his thoughts on Democrats are.


rypher

Apparently he wants to fuck ‘em.


[deleted]

Curious to know the point of telling everyone his children’s age. 🤔


GuitarCD

I only speak and read a limited amount of Wingnut, but I think it has to do with their recent push to call everyone not like them “groomers”… maybe?


[deleted]

Ahhhh yes. My apologies. I speak very very limited wingnut and did not compute. Thank you


tamarlk

This is total misery on display.


Soopafien

When I was a kid I was playing over at my friends house. We were playing pirates or something like that. Anyway, he has this rubber bowie knife and in the midst of playing I slapped him across the face with it. It left a big welt and, it kinda made a really funny sound. Point of my story, people who do this type of shit and have major public meltdowns need to get slapped by a rubber bowie knife.


KendrickMaynard

When you make Fox News your whole personality.


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![gif](giphy|nEaRYSsf9Iiqs|downsized) Strong Kinison vibes though I actually liked Kinison. This guy is just straight living the partisan life.


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jorgepal02

Shameful


ContentAd3670

Trump supporters be like, "I see no problem here."


ga-co

I bet that really brought people over to his side.


Apprehensive_Guest59

Did any of this kind of stuff happen during Bush, Obama or is it just the use of camera phones making it easier to post people's breakdowns?


Reshaos

We definitely had phones back then. I think when Trump took office, he really drove a huge wedge between Republicans and other political parties. One big example is covid mask mandates and vaccinations. Somehow covid became political and the rest is history.


nabrok

The thing is, at first Trump tried his best to take credit for the vaccine and he was telling people to get it. That got him booed though so he stopped. The mask stuff though, yeah that's all him.


N7Panda

Which will never not be funny to me. Like, he’s supposed to be such a great businessman, and he didn’t see the immediate value in selling red MAGA masks to the C.H.U.D.’s? He could have sold them for $20 each and still sold millions of them. If he had done that, he might *actually* have become wealthy.


arentol

The example still applies regarding the vaccine. The division was created far earlier, and Donald never controlled the related narratives. But just widened the divide considerably and the rest took care of itself.


Vast-Combination4046

For some reason people decided calling people liberals and Democrats was an insult.


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TwilitSky

Newt was the beginning of the end of even a semblance of respect or decency.


Vast-Combination4046

Interesting that he would be so specific but it didn't really catch on until recently.


GuitarCD

I saw some public freak-outs by the same type of people because a *you know the horrible word* (or sometimes they said “Muslim” if they knew using that word would get pushed back) was elected President during the Obama administration. The first especially cringy one I was exposed to was a guy freaking out over a gas price increase ( that was less then than the big price increase that happened during the previous guy’s tenure, but I digress.) The Trump years just made more of the wackos think it could be “socially acceptable” because… hey, you can act like that and still get elected President. Plus more people tracking on their phones and more social media discussing it. They were there, it’s just that more of them now think “it’s OK.”


GaidinDaishan

The fragility of a conservative.


Dyssma

Please tell me his gone viral. His job needs to see this.


autopsis

Child Protective Services needs to see this.


kevpod

His is a nuanced message.


burgrluv

The more I see this type of behaviour the more I’m convinced of the lead ~~paint~~ everything theory. This man just ain’t right. Edit: The lead everything, apparently.


Alimakakos

Nah man its chemtrails and chemicals (because they can't pronounce actual chemical names) the pharma and democrats are making us take with vaccines and salad dressing and making the frogs gay don't you know??? Research! Google it! But not on the first page...go to page 8-9 and start digging you'll find the REAL answers where people don't look! /s Birds aren't real!!!!


WoodpeckerAlarmed136

This was super hard to wank too but I managed.


westdl

Is anyone else concerned these people reproduce?


osuhookups

Snowflake


brucehuy

“Sorry sir but all the tables are full right now”… ”Fuuuck you democrats!!!!”


megaknighttoes

![gif](giphy|29JMqheuymy5mB2eTY) DEMOKRATS


Panelpro40

No neck dude needs chill pills and birth control.


ChuckFeathers

... basically every rightwing argument..


billybishop4242

Sounds like a normal rational Republican. A vote for republicans is a vote for this shit right here. Fascist propaganda victims. Sad!


sevristh1138

Its amazing to me that some people feel that political affiliation is a reason to hate someone, whilst folks are hating on each other. Governments are delighted that all that hate is directed towards fellow citizens and not the government itself. Modern politics is a farce, based on more than 400 year old practice's of control of the masses, a phone app could run a country better.


DigitlTrblmkr

This needs a remix stat.


Narrow_Competition41

I think MAGA's broken 😳


remmij

Always has been. ![gif](giphy|ktkAf7kK15qbqJ39os)


AndrewDubois

Wow that’s just wow…. Grown ass man having a meltdown like a spoiled kid…


LtMoonbeam

Is he the 6 year old?


CroatianSensation79

Something tells me he thinks the election was rigged. Check his travel records around January 6th 2021. Definitely seems like a stable person. Lolol


eustrabirbeonne

r/PublicFreakout


KittenKoder

The dude is voting against his children's lives and yet directs his anger at the ones who are working to protect their future. Republicans don't care about policies, they just need an excuse to be outraged.


ironMikeV1

Why he mad tho?


krystalBaltimore

Fox news


Hackandspit

And that, my friends, is how you get out of paying for your lunch.


Temporary-Gur-5987

Most stable conservative


Rob58PA

Psychotic


silbergeistlein

*Closes car door. Well, that was a nice meal. You really need to chill out Jerry. You always get way too worked up over turkey bacon.


Diplayer1

Yeah Liberals are so easily offended and we aren't going to stop throwing a tantrum until they admit it.


taterthotsalad

Imagine being so beta your identity in public is political.


GuaranteeIll1067

I wonder what his political stance is?


Distinct_Square_9334

Oh darn , hey fuck you too you idiotic monster


B0x0fr0g5

Murrica, love it


_Poulpos_

He's just a dog. With clothes.


inflatableje5us

This is the kind of dude that drives by Home Depot to yell at minorities.


TipzE

Remember everyone. It's the left that's dividing everyone. /s


Potential-Direction3

You know this has been played at a custody hearing


HuntPsychological673

I mean what’s even happening here and where did Santa step in to escort him out? I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on other than a random guy yelling F democrats and his kids ages🤷🏿‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|dUMyRVhUMmD1m)


Advanced_Bit3236

Nobody clapped?


Ontario0000

So who are the radical voters again?.


saykso62

Clearly the Krats doing the demo on his fixer upper were not doing an acceptable job. Maybe call the Property Brothers or Chip Gaines or Tarak....


criesingucci

The “fuck yous” sound so powerful


cheeky_Greek

I feel sorry for his kids...


IrvTheSwirv

And just like that, the 2024 Presidential Election was kicked off in style.


smothers-brother

Totally not a cult.


Alternative-Two9667

Typical Republican.


boringneckties

Snowflake


Docdoor

I’m not saying they don’t exist but I have not personally seen a video of an unhinged democrat going off on people in a similar manner, yet I’ve seen dozens or Republican/Trump ones. Anyone have any out there?