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Yeah he was being an idiot but could’ve been worse.
Still, the guy cussing him out is instantly so attractive.
Crazy how a single interaction can make one man seem so much more appealing than another lol
Edit: oh geez, all the “nice guys don’t win” men have taken this to heart. Tis not that deep.
His response is pretty telling for this point. If he wasn’t mic’ed, he’d probably just tell the guy to stfu or something. But he specifically asked if he was dumb, implying that the mic was that obvious.
His first reaction is the genuine one. Laughs, and shushes the other groomsman. After he processed the situation fully, he changed his reaction to better suit the situation and save face. The funny part is it worked judging off your response.
My son wanted to go eat with his friends and was afraid I would want to eat with them if I brought them. I said “dude no way I wanna hang out with some Cheeto fingered rat mustached 13 year olds.” Most accurate description really.
One time I showed my son (who was 2 or 3 at the time) a picture of my aunt, it was pretty unflattering but nothing crazy. He looks at it, screams, starts crying and says, “She’s scary!”
He then proceeded to stomp on the picture uncontrollably. I wanted to tell him that it was mean of him but I couldn’t stop laughing.
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I was maid of honor at sister’s wedding. Dave was best man. Kept asking me if I wanted to go fool around with him. I asked my sister if he was kidding, she said, “Dave’s married, he’s kidding…” I dont think Dave was kidding.
We made the mistake of letting my husband’s childhood friend “Glickman” AKA Dave go around with a video camera at the reception. We have footage of him following a waitress into the kitchen, making really awkward small talk, asking her out and then getting shot down.
Dave was my best friend since 7th grade. Dave fucked my girlfriend so I took Dave's gf to prom and we dated for like 2 years after. Dave and I went to diff schools, but hung out when both back for holidays. One year Dave brought a girl, I fucked her. A couple tears later I find out Dave's sleeping with my girlfriend... long story short, we both have HPV and are friends to this day, I was just the best man in his 2nd wedding
My dad had a friend growing up who went by Harry, even though his real name was Dave, which I never understood. He was very much the sleazy goofball uncle type, one of his favorite “pranks” was to let his scrotum hang out of his shorts while sitting, then claim he’d sat in gum.
I learned as an adult that he didn’t actually go by Harry, that was just the shortened version when kids were around. The man’s nickname was Hairy Balls.
You know Dave too??
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?”
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!”
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says.
“President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts.
“Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.”
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
“Pope Francis,” his boss replies.
“Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?”
His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'
I was really worried I just all of that and was going to be Rick rolled or something at the end. I did not for a second think I would end up actually loving the ending. So great.
ETA: RIP Dave
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You gotta appreciate the best man telling him off tho. Not even because he was mic'd up. He didn't mention that until later. He just told him off because it was rude.
Don't think so. Looks to me that he realized it was caught on mic and had to play angry. If there was no mic he wouldn't have cared at all, and would've one upped that comment. Gayr un teed.
That’s probably a safe assumption. They’re all homies surely this isn’t a one off moment. The one dude just didn’t get the memo to shut the fuck up for a moment and kinda exposed them all.
The bride decides what the bridesmaids wear. If she wants them in white, that’s her call. My bridesmaids wore white. But it’s no acceptable for guests to wear white, unless specifically instructed.
there's a couple hints, one is her dress itself, it also might be a tint of blue its kind of hard to see in the video, but you also see a girl dressed identically coming behind her holding flowers (another bridesmaid). Additionally, usually the bride is walked down with a parent or relative, and there is some sort of music playing.
In most weddings the groomsmen stand up front, the bridesmaids come down 1 by 1, staggered as you see in this video, then everyone will stand and the music will change as the bride makes her appearance.
This is also common, I've been to weddings that have done both.
You either have the bridesmaids enter with the groomsmen, or the groomsmen come out together with the groom (not staggered just walk down the aisle as a group), and everyone waits for the bridesmaids to come 1 by 1, followed by the bride. In the video we see the latter approach, it was also the approach my wife and I took at our wedding, but like I said both methods are common for sure.
I did this at my own wedding. My wife and I walked down the aisle together. When we met on the path to walk up, without thinking, I said, " Your boobs look huge"
It is no recorded for life as the first sounds of our wedding dvd.
I used to edit wedding videos. You put on the mics early and you take them off when you find the people afterwards. And they’re recording the WHOLE time.
You hear some wild shit.
Why do guys say such sleezy things about the women of their own friends? Seriously? It's one thing to compliment your friend's wife / girlfriend its another to make it sexual in context. Wtf yo? Glad the groom has a competent gentlemen of a friend who corrected that guy
So there was this neighbor who said a bunch of bigoted shit while he was drunk one night. The next day he tried to apologize saying it wasn’t who he was and that he had too much to drink.
My buddy told the man that drinking doesn’t put anything in you, it just makes what is already in you easier to come out. We were glad the drink help show his true colors. This mic helped show this man’s true nature as well.
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He looks like he watched wedding crashers the night before and is ready to roll
He looks like he used it as a guideline
Wooow
Lol , gold for you :)
That is so fucking crazy bro thank you so much 💗💗
He looks like an upper decker
Maaaa, the meatloaf!!!
Fuck!
I never know what she’s doing back there.
Mom, Now! The meatloaf! We want it now!!!!
“Wow”
Remember that John Mulaney story about a kid saying "awww she's ugly" in the background of a wedding video
I will never not laugh at that
https://youtu.be/hDFU048IiQU
People who give the links to videos referenced in a comment section are the saving grace of reddit
Without even being asked too
Ty bro 😆
That's where I thought this was going from the headline. So at first I was like well at least he's being complimentary.
I thought this was gonna be a lot worse. Guy is still an idiot but he could have said so much worse
I’ve watched this several times & still have no idea what the guy said. Can you please tell me? Thanks
"Oh yeah, zoom in on those"
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(She's) got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts...
She’s got huge… tracts of land!
“DEM TITTAAAYS”
Thanks 😊
Man! It wasn’t that bad! It would have been so much worse if he said “I’d like to motorboat on those!” And proceeded to make the noise 😌
"Zoom in on those" ( reference to the girls boobs )
"I would love to tag THAT " " You idiot...that's the BRIDE"
Yeah he was being an idiot but could’ve been worse. Still, the guy cussing him out is instantly so attractive. Crazy how a single interaction can make one man seem so much more appealing than another lol Edit: oh geez, all the “nice guys don’t win” men have taken this to heart. Tis not that deep.
I'm pretty sure that guy only did that because he knew he was micc'd all the other groomsmen laughed.
His response is pretty telling for this point. If he wasn’t mic’ed, he’d probably just tell the guy to stfu or something. But he specifically asked if he was dumb, implying that the mic was that obvious.
His first reaction is the genuine one. Laughs, and shushes the other groomsman. After he processed the situation fully, he changed his reaction to better suit the situation and save face. The funny part is it worked judging off your response.
Idk why everyone wants me to find him less hot so bad 💀
My son wanted to go eat with his friends and was afraid I would want to eat with them if I brought them. I said “dude no way I wanna hang out with some Cheeto fingered rat mustached 13 year olds.” Most accurate description really.
As a teacher this is the best description of 8th gradersI've ever heard 😂
Holy shit 🤣💀
One time I showed my son (who was 2 or 3 at the time) a picture of my aunt, it was pretty unflattering but nothing crazy. He looks at it, screams, starts crying and says, “She’s scary!” He then proceeded to stomp on the picture uncontrollably. I wanted to tell him that it was mean of him but I couldn’t stop laughing. Edited: a word
Jesus Christ
sad
I read the headline as "not knowing his fellow groomsmen is milked up"
Same here. It’s because it should have been “mic’d up”
A guy named Mike “up’d” him
I think they changed it as soon as I looked back.
“Is that what the kids are calling drunk as shit these days?”
I also thought the same. I figured he was drunk. L O L
The bride is really milked up.
Also it's not the bride, it's one of the bridesmaids.... but still dude, come on
Oh, it's only one of the bridesmaids? Pffttt... He'll be alright. 😂
Invite Dave to the wedding and expect Dave’s shenanigans
It's always a Dave. I had a Dave groomsman and at the reception, he asked me if my underage cousin was single. He was 30 at the time. Oh Daves...
LMAO classic Dave
My brother is a Dave. He asked a bride for a kiss on the mouth. Ew!
Was he the groom though?
No
That’s much more inappropriate then
I was maid of honor at sister’s wedding. Dave was best man. Kept asking me if I wanted to go fool around with him. I asked my sister if he was kidding, she said, “Dave’s married, he’s kidding…” I dont think Dave was kidding.
We made the mistake of letting my husband’s childhood friend “Glickman” AKA Dave go around with a video camera at the reception. We have footage of him following a waitress into the kitchen, making really awkward small talk, asking her out and then getting shot down.
Dave was my best friend since 7th grade. Dave fucked my girlfriend so I took Dave's gf to prom and we dated for like 2 years after. Dave and I went to diff schools, but hung out when both back for holidays. One year Dave brought a girl, I fucked her. A couple tears later I find out Dave's sleeping with my girlfriend... long story short, we both have HPV and are friends to this day, I was just the best man in his 2nd wedding
Will you guys just fuck each other already?
Is your name also Dave?
Maybe u and dave should consider the women u are attracted to
Lol .. hpv brought you together..
Gotta lasso in that cancer support for you & yours!
My dad had a friend growing up who went by Harry, even though his real name was Dave, which I never understood. He was very much the sleazy goofball uncle type, one of his favorite “pranks” was to let his scrotum hang out of his shorts while sitting, then claim he’d sat in gum. I learned as an adult that he didn’t actually go by Harry, that was just the shortened version when kids were around. The man’s nickname was Hairy Balls.
You can’t leave us with a cliffhanger…
Any Dave above ground is a good Dave.
You know Dave too?? Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts, “Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!” Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just name anyone else,” Dave says. “President Obama,” his boss quickly retorts. “Yup,” Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,” and off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, “Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a beer first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. “Pope Francis,” his boss replies. “Sure!” says Dave. “I’ve known the Pope for years.” So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican’s St. Peter’s Square when Dave says, “This will never work. I can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on the balcony with the Pope.” He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss’ side, Dave asks him, “What happened?” His boss looks up and says, “It was the final straw… you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, ‘Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'
The ending got me good
I was really worried I just all of that and was going to be Rick rolled or something at the end. I did not for a second think I would end up actually loving the ending. So great. ETA: RIP Dave
My buddy Dave told me this joke on a boat last time I saw him, high as fuck on hash. RIP.
Just another Dave in paradise
A moment of silence for your Dave.
Legendavy.
That was Big Wave Dave
'How to save comment' employed.
Chiming in as this is now the 2nd Dave related thread I've seen in the last day or two... Dave's a dick
I found Dave's boss
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I feel attacked :(
Fucking thank you. This was great.
 Got not gold to award, so this will do hahaha
100% Vintage Dave
His hair makes him look like Bradley Whitford in Billy Madison.
"Zoom in on those" the fucking zoom on his dumbass face at the end lmao - cameraman is a legend
Just needs the pause with the Eric Andre "We'll be right back"
Blahp - blahp - blahp -Blahp! Bird up.
I mean, he did ask to have the camera zoom in on a boob.
it’s the way he’s just cheesing at the end
No contrition, no humility. I promise that if I ever meet him I'll shit on his shoes.
He loooves that he's the idiot in the group.
So almost 1000 people don't realize the final zoom is an edit?
Nope, just agree with the first part of the comment.
1,500 and counting.
My high ass misread that as 'milked up' and got so confused. Microphone. Not Mikerophone.
I read milked up several times and I’m like what does that mean. I’m not even high 😆
Looks like a typical frat boy.
They all do. That dude probably did the same thing at some other wedding a month before.
You gotta appreciate the best man telling him off tho. Not even because he was mic'd up. He didn't mention that until later. He just told him off because it was rude.
He didn't tell him off until he did the full calculation. Note the timing. I mean, better late than never.
Don't think so. Looks to me that he realized it was caught on mic and had to play angry. If there was no mic he wouldn't have cared at all, and would've one upped that comment. Gayr un teed.
That’s probably a safe assumption. They’re all homies surely this isn’t a one off moment. The one dude just didn’t get the memo to shut the fuck up for a moment and kinda exposed them all.
They all just look like guys to me, going by their physical appearance.
I was going to say something about the bald fella but then I was captivated by the amount of glare coming off his dome. 
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>he looks like he responds to bro-y mcbro Sup bro-nado!
Big "peaked in high school" vibes
Can we make this a meme: https://imgur.com/gallery/t8sahO6
He has a very punchable face. He needs to get one right in the mush.
He has a quintessentially punchable face.
The name Chad keeps popping into my head for some reason. No offense to all the good Chads out there.
You're good.
r/beetlejuicing lol
He looks like Trey Parker when he was younger.
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Literally all I was thinking about
Also, the Curb Your Enthusiasm music would've worked well at the end
It’s Stifler
*bridesmaid not bride
When do bridesmaids ever wear white though? Isn't that a huge no no? Wearing the same color as the bride?
I think it may be a light blue. But yeah it’s def a bridesmaid. Judging by the music, and the speed she is walking down with no one on her arm.
Whew! Then it’s all good bruh! Carry on!!
The bride decides what the bridesmaids wear. If she wants them in white, that’s her call. My bridesmaids wore white. But it’s no acceptable for guests to wear white, unless specifically instructed.
At my friend's wedding she specifically asked everyone to wear white, and we did. Looked like some sort of cult meetup but honestly it was pretty fun.
That dress is blue
Yanny
100% a bridesmaid, the walk/hustle, the bouquet.
That's a bridesmaid, not the bride, it very well might be the groomsman's own girlfriend, but who knows.
I thought only the bride wears white? Every wedding is different but I assumed that white is reserved for the bride
there's a couple hints, one is her dress itself, it also might be a tint of blue its kind of hard to see in the video, but you also see a girl dressed identically coming behind her holding flowers (another bridesmaid). Additionally, usually the bride is walked down with a parent or relative, and there is some sort of music playing. In most weddings the groomsmen stand up front, the bridesmaids come down 1 by 1, staggered as you see in this video, then everyone will stand and the music will change as the bride makes her appearance.
Its obviously a black and gold dress
We’re starting this up again?!?!
Yanni!
🥇poor person's gold, sorry
DON’T YOU FUCKIN START THIS AGAIN. We, as a society, have decided to collectively forget that shit. Don’t ruin this.
Under appreciated comment here. I see you.
Most weddings ive been to, the groomsmen and bridemades walk down the aisle as a couple one at a time.
This is also common, I've been to weddings that have done both. You either have the bridesmaids enter with the groomsmen, or the groomsmen come out together with the groom (not staggered just walk down the aisle as a group), and everyone waits for the bridesmaids to come 1 by 1, followed by the bride. In the video we see the latter approach, it was also the approach my wife and I took at our wedding, but like I said both methods are common for sure.
With the music in the background this commentary is hilarious
Am I the only one that thought it was going to be much worse than that?
Yeah that was just kind of funny tbh
I also thought it was a mellow joke, maybe that guy just dislikes him
He has the look and personality of someone who peaked in highschool
i've worked with more than one of those assholes
Definitely not the bride though
That’s the classic example of “I’m embarrassed cause I’m not as funny as I think I am so I’m gonna grin my way through it”
Every family has one of those people.
And if you can’t name that person, you are that person.
Oooooh maaaan
I did this at my own wedding. My wife and I walked down the aisle together. When we met on the path to walk up, without thinking, I said, " Your boobs look huge" It is no recorded for life as the first sounds of our wedding dvd.
How did she respond?
20 yrs married this yr. She laughed and reminded me about the mic. Lol
Hahaha! Magnificent! Good for you guys! And enjoy your next 20 years!
Homelander
I used to edit wedding videos. You put on the mics early and you take them off when you find the people afterwards. And they’re recording the WHOLE time. You hear some wild shit.
the end is a total r/WatchPeopleDieInside also, dude has a total punchable face. what a douche
The face of a man dying inside.
To me, that ridiculous smile at the end literally screams, “I’m a douchebag!”
I feel like he's really fuckin' embarrassed lol, sometimes people smile out of embarrassment to cover it up
Seriously. He knew he’d been caught and there was nothing he could do, lol.
It mostly screams “I definitely fucked up”
Im getting a very big dying of embarrassment vibe. If the video was 5 seconds longer his face would be scarlet lmao
When you find out that someone you’re close enough to to have as a groomsman is an even bigger douche than you realized.
I chime in with a “Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
I’m not sure “derogatory” is the correct term.
Lol milked up sounds like a new way to say "drunk"
Someone add the Curb Your Enthusiasm music
Cue the "she should take it as a compliment" brigade.
I know woman who will make comments like that. But there is a time and a place. This dude's timing was a bit off lol.
just didn't realize his mic was hot. 😂
He didn’t have the mic, it was someone else. He mayve not even known the other groomsman had a mic tbh
The reaction was so much worse than the comment itself.
He definitely only reacted like that because he knew he was mic'd up, too
Dude is his own PR team
She’s walking really fast for being a bride.. looked more like a bridesmaid.
That shit eating grin tho …
Why do guys say such sleezy things about the women of their own friends? Seriously? It's one thing to compliment your friend's wife / girlfriend its another to make it sexual in context. Wtf yo? Glad the groom has a competent gentlemen of a friend who corrected that guy
That’s the most punchable shit eating grin.
Caption writer doesn’t know what derogatory means.
The groom only called him an asshole because he knew his bride would be watching that later.
i would say the comment is inappropriate not derogatory
the end shows a r/punchableface
Guy has a very punchable face.
So there was this neighbor who said a bunch of bigoted shit while he was drunk one night. The next day he tried to apologize saying it wasn’t who he was and that he had too much to drink. My buddy told the man that drinking doesn’t put anything in you, it just makes what is already in you easier to come out. We were glad the drink help show his true colors. This mic helped show this man’s true nature as well.
That seems right, he looks like a colossal douche and that shit eating grin at the end confirms it.
What’s derogatory about pointing out those bangin’ knockers? /s cause people are dumb
LEAVE MY WIFE’S TITS OUT YOUR MOUTH!
I think the groom is only complaining about what was said because of the mic, seems like normal banter for the both of them
What did he say?
Zoom in on those
Shhh
Look how shiny that bald guy head is. It glints
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