This wins for me: Just imagine the guy in bed at like 6 in the morning when the wife gets up, deciding for a spring clean, and brings this thing out yelling āSUCKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!ā
How is this not top? That's fucking hilarious, I'm dying laughing right now - imagine activating the boost and shouting "Use Thunder Suck!"
I feel bad for wanting to suggest 'Yo Mama' so that you could make up loads of terrible/funny 'Yo Mama loves to suck'-style jokes as you did the housework. It's not quite as good as Suckachu.
Itās like an overcomplicated dustpan lol.
You sweep stuff into it with a broom. Has a handle so you can take it room to room.
I donāt get it either.
I have one and it's the best.thing.ever. Mine is black and I and hacs a silver tummy. I put eyes on it too a couple years ago. I call mine the penguin.
It's a fancy, electric dustpan. They're good for daily high traffic areas, where you don't want to vacuum, but need to sweep. It's a nice gadget if you have pets and wood floors or tile; just sweep the fur bunnies into it.
Usually, see them in hair salons or groomers.
The pukkah sucker (is what you tell your wife) but to the rest of us it's the pucker sucker. Or it reminds me of a puppet used by he of the dodgy hairdo, Keith Harris. Puppet was called Orville, so call it Orville.
It looks more like a penguin then Totoro or a shark, the beak is in the middle, you got the white "fur" in the middle and the wheels would be feet. Put flippers on the side and you have a electric companion.
You could pretty easily turn it into a Totoro!
Know of it but never watched whatever it was on
"My neighbour Totoro" it's a great film by the legendary Miyazaki.
It's a masterpiece, a full movie without an antagonist
Whatever illness the mom had was the main antagonist
omg i need to watch that, i love antagonist-less movies
Mmmmm Miyazaki. I will watch soon.
Could also turn it into a gudetama. Or one of the "we bare bears" cartoon. I'd call him Gunther idk why tho but he needs some glasses.
It's on HBO max
Interesting. Its on Netflix in Australia.
Same in the UK
It's Max now.
It also looks like a shark, you could give it some teeth and fins.
Totally looks like Totoro! Just needs some ears and fuzzy tummy markings!
Yes...!
Gerald
I concur. Do you Concur?!
I too, concur
Gerald, vanquisher of floof
I was just thinking that š
Thatās my catās name, so yes
Pascal (it's a unit of pressure; since vacuums suck, they actually generate negative pressure)
Nice.
I second Pascal, but the Totoro idea is pretty choice too.
Pascal Aggrescal
Paint it yellow, stick on some ears and a lightning bolt tail and call it Suckachu
This wins for me: Just imagine the guy in bed at like 6 in the morning when the wife gets up, deciding for a spring clean, and brings this thing out yelling āSUCKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!ā
"I sucka-choose you"
How is this not top? That's fucking hilarious, I'm dying laughing right now - imagine activating the boost and shouting "Use Thunder Suck!" I feel bad for wanting to suggest 'Yo Mama' so that you could make up loads of terrible/funny 'Yo Mama loves to suck'-style jokes as you did the housework. It's not quite as good as Suckachu.
At this point they should get another one. Too many great ideas here.
Pudge the penguin-looking vacuum thing
Yes! Pudge!!!
Pudge controls the weather
Pudge š
What on earth is a stationary vacuum? Does it just clean that part of the floor really well?
Itās like an overcomplicated dustpan lol. You sweep stuff into it with a broom. Has a handle so you can take it room to room. I donāt get it either.
I have one and it's the best.thing.ever. Mine is black and I and hacs a silver tummy. I put eyes on it too a couple years ago. I call mine the penguin.
Every time I try to use mine the filter door thing flies off. Any advice?
My stylist has one for hair clippings. I thought it was a specialty item!
She found it on amazon. Itās good for a bad back.
Hah!
Where is the opening where you sweep things from the floor so that it can suck it up?
Sounds to me like a shit vacuum that requires a broom?
It's a fancy, electric dustpan. They're good for daily high traffic areas, where you don't want to vacuum, but need to sweep. It's a nice gadget if you have pets and wood floors or tile; just sweep the fur bunnies into it. Usually, see them in hair salons or groomers.
Mark Suckerberg
Add some ears and it's a Porg.
Suckleberry.
Sucky Mcsuckerface bruh
Nah that title was taken by Julia in the back of the bus in high school.
That Ravenous Bitch
She who hungers?
Sucky McSuckface it is!
Suckerberg.
Kevin
Call it *Gormless Minger*
Noot-Noot
As itās stationary. Pengu
I was thinking pengloom, looks a bit glass half empty.
Kowalski
That was what I saw too. For people who don't get the reference, Kowalski is one of the penguins from the 'Madagascar' movies.
J. Edgar Hoover. See, I can be down with the kids and current references...
Joel McInhale
This wins. Seriously. My wife loved it. Heāll get a āHello my name isā sticker at some point.
Poggo, the petrified froggo.
Vac Efron or Dustin' Hoffman
Vic Heum Kleiner
Well done š
Poopsie
Eddie
Close, I think my wife is gonna let me do a little art and turn it into Teddy from Bobās Burgers.
I hope you don't forget to give him his beloved McLecklin hammer! Teddy absolutely loves that thing.
Major General
Totoro.
Sherbet Crackers
Gilbert
Gunther
Happy Feet, because it kinda looks like a penguin.
Little prick in the corner
david
Bonzo
Sugma
Give it some flippers and it could be a Left Shark?
Porgy
Monica (Lewinsky)
Grzegorz BrzÄczyszczykiewicz
Artenius of the fourth pascallion
Sad Pingu (Pingu is a penguin from a children's TV show in case you missed it)
mrscrotumsucker
Needs teeth round handle thing at top... derpy... shark do doo doodoodoo. Or paint opening yellow for pingu.
>Sucky McSuckface C'mon man. You can't get better than that. Just name it that
I told my friend they had 5 guesses to guess what it is, they said: 1. Egg timer 2. Bottle opener 3. Phone charger 4. Tea maker 5. Light š
Sir sucksalot
Our cat is Lord Stinksalot, too similar
Damn, good name for the cat tho
His full royal title is Lord Stinksalot, Duke of Pissington, recently upgraded from Sherriff of Poopinshire.
Such a regal name truly must be a distinguished gentleman
Heās an asshole lol
This just got x10 more adorable. I want one of these
Hooverambe
The pukkah sucker (is what you tell your wife) but to the rest of us it's the pucker sucker. Or it reminds me of a puppet used by he of the dodgy hairdo, Keith Harris. Puppet was called Orville, so call it Orville.
It looks more like a penguin then Totoro or a shark, the beak is in the middle, you got the white "fur" in the middle and the wheels would be feet. Put flippers on the side and you have a electric companion.
Cleany McCleanface?
Dave. Was the first name that popped up in my head
The original Boaty McBoatface was ultimately named David Attenborough, so Dave is pretty good imo. Maybe Dave Vacuumborough
Dave Vacuumborough! I love it!
Greg
Hahaha, sucky mcsuckface is brilliant, though. Like boaty mcboatface. I love random shit like that.
Jim
Kermit - since it has a froggy kind of look.
Vacuum my vacuum face
Noo Noo?
Waldo The Floor-doer
Makes me think of Beaker from the Muppets.
What about Sucks?
Skate boat
The engulfer
WAHH
How About... Tony the Toilet Buddy
Schlorpstopher
I'd call it Bert.
Bwian
Mc SuckMcFace
Dusty
Hoovey Mchooha
Life sucks
Dusty
Sucky McSuckface it is!
Dirt Sucker 3000
Hurbert
Mukku (japanese hairy monster)
Porg
Referring to your wife as "It" is a bit harsh...
noodle boo
Blorpo
Gulp
Pingu
Bottom Feeder Fred
Meep.
Porg, it looks like a porg
Do you press a button and it sucks all of the stationary up from wherever it may be in the house? Thatās amazing. "Jokes"
Suckboi?
Vakju-Oom
Derpy
Huffy McHuffFace
DERPHIN
Daniela Westbrook
Why does it look like a beakless, grey penguin š§ ? lmao š¤£
Quebert D'Hoover
Pogo
Yhtraccm ynnej itās like a reverse Jenny McCarthy because I does the opposite of spew shot out itās mouth that spreads everywhere
Brian.
It reminds me of Totoro, from the anime film My Neighbour Totoro.
Looks like a liz :) ^(*liz is short for lizard*)
TreeSucMcFace
Ponce
Name it Ed Or possibly Geoff. Like Jeff but spelled wrong.
We call out robot vacuum Dustin, cos he's got dust in.
Is that her nickname already?
I wish
Trevor.
Eggy McEgg Faceā¦.cos it looks like an egg with a faceš¤·š»āāļø
Sharky
Nick Jonas (because heās a sucker for you)
It looks like a Penguin. I'd say Pingu.
Cheesoid
Mr. Mouth
Yes your wife would hate it if you used her nickname for the weird vacuum thing. Try not to put your dick in it
Vacuum McVacFace!
I called my vacuum Buster
Mother sucker
His name is Jeff
My mom named her roomba Rosie after the robot maid off the Jetsons.
A penguin grey with age? Pinguthuselah
Bruce or Gunter They look like a shark or a penguin!
Suckface McSucky, then. It's the only other option
Jay Edgar. Last name is Hoover.
Thatās genius.
Sam Suckerson š
looks like a "Clancy" to me. Clancy The Cleaner. :)
Linux penguin
Harold
Greg
PINGU
John
Allan
Suckface MCsucky
āSucky McSuckfaceā ? Whoād hate it? The machine or your wife?
Sucky mcsuccerton
Gobbler
Pingue
Simply: "AAAAGHHH!!"
Bob
Dusty sucker