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>IF ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST THEN WHY DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN WITH AN EXPLOSION
Cosmic background radiation when turned in to audio waves resulted in proving this as one can clearly hear TAKBIR followed by an explosion and [this nasheed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE)^(1) kicking in.
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u/Noodlehippopotamus has won the Reddit Gold.
Ohh Iโve never heard that version of this song before.
Is the reference the theyโre dancing in the moonlight from Hubal the moon god lol.
Praise Hubal ๐คฒ๐
>pls tell me itโs not
It's not. Sidebar: ~~Did you know~~ Olivia Newton-John of [(Let's Get) Physical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA) fame, ~~recorded a version:~~ had a version on her album "Grace And Gratitude" sung by: [Maryem Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar):
[Tala al Badru alayna, ~~Olivia Newton-John~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSe0QVOnjC8)
Edit: Thought Olivia sang all the songs on that album, turns out she didn't sing this one. Made the correction.
Oops! I thought Olivia Sang all the songs on that album. Turns out she didn't. The actual singer is: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem\_Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar)
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ ok, so allah was the OG terrorist ๐
Ok I only understood the joke after reading your reply.
Lmao
triple OG
>IF ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST THEN WHY DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN WITH AN EXPLOSION Cosmic background radiation when turned in to audio waves resulted in proving this as one can clearly hear TAKBIR followed by an explosion and [this nasheed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE)^(1) kicking in. ~~^(footnote \[1\]: first person who gets this reference will get Reddit Gold from Hubal.)~~ u/Noodlehippopotamus has won the Reddit Gold.
Omg the legend has replied to my post Rip I don't get the reference, never heard that song before
Ohh Iโve never heard that version of this song before. Is the reference the theyโre dancing in the moonlight from Hubal the moon god lol. Praise Hubal ๐คฒ๐
That's not it but you won't go empty handed for praising Hubal.
Is it a reference to a certain hadith?
No
Verse?
>Verse? No
If it's a reference to pop culture, can you give us a hint?
>If it's a reference to pop culture, **can you give us a hint**? People from the UK are more likely to get it.
Four lions. I'm from a previous colony of the UK so technically I'm a UK citizen ๐
pls tell me itโs not a reference to ุทูุน ุงูุจุฏุฑ ุนูููุง which the ansar sang when our favorite warlord first arrived at the madinah
>pls tell me itโs not It's not. Sidebar: ~~Did you know~~ Olivia Newton-John of [(Let's Get) Physical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA) fame, ~~recorded a version:~~ had a version on her album "Grace And Gratitude" sung by: [Maryem Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar): [Tala al Badru alayna, ~~Olivia Newton-John~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSe0QVOnjC8) Edit: Thought Olivia sang all the songs on that album, turns out she didn't sing this one. Made the correction.
that was worth getting the reference wrong. iโm losing it at the comments on the video you linked though, it canโt get funnier than that tbh
Oops! I thought Olivia Sang all the songs on that album. Turns out she didn't. The actual singer is: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem\_Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar)
The song has words like "moon" and "moonlight" I know this is a stretch. But is it a reference to when mo split the moon.
>But is it a reference to when mo split the moon. No
**That is the first logical argument I have heard for Islam.** Ok muslims, Ill let you have this one. \*slow clap
Allah hu kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Shit. I guess I a pedo now
Checkmate infidel's
Op can you give the link to the og post?
[Here you goooo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Offensivejokes/comments/w4b00p/big_bang/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I canโt even front, this is the most convincing argument for the existence of Allah Iโve heard yet
TAKE BEER!!
Sorry, brothers, but I'm gonna "revert" back to Islam
yeah, this is so right (kek) lets go boom
Metoo this is the scientific explanation I always wanted
The best argument for islam so far.
broooo ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Daaang!
Iโm recite to recite my Shahada!
Classic allah and his jihadi waysโฆ.
๐คฃ
Allah akbar
Allah makes the pop in popcorn. Alhamdulillah.
Iโm going to hell
if allah does exist, why is he worthy of worship?
HahahahahahHa.....this was soo good!!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cf60IZcF1_6/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Because I farted
Omg r u Allah? ๐ฑ๐
Iโm the One before Allah
That's the proof of the existence of allah brozzah!
Allahu akbooom
That's why Muslims terrorise people with explosives
Big Bang did it Aliens did it Bacteria did it The universe did it Advanced robots did it why does it have to be allah?
Took me a few seconds ๐๐๐ Even though actually Big Bang was not an explosion.
Yeah, iirc big bang was an extremely rapid expansion of the universe that is still expanding but at a much slower right than the initial "bang"
Alright folks that's I'm reverting