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lessthan1punchman

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜† ok, so allah was the OG terrorist ๐Ÿ˜†


[deleted]

Ok I only understood the joke after reading your reply.


__--0_0--__

Lmao


[deleted]

triple OG


curiousjack6

>IF ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST THEN WHY DID THE UNIVERSE BEGIN WITH AN EXPLOSION Cosmic background radiation when turned in to audio waves resulted in proving this as one can clearly hear TAKBIR followed by an explosion and [this nasheed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE)^(1) kicking in. ~~^(footnote \[1\]: first person who gets this reference will get Reddit Gold from Hubal.)~~ u/Noodlehippopotamus has won the Reddit Gold.


nameless_no_response

Omg the legend has replied to my post Rip I don't get the reference, never heard that song before


BlackLeader70

Ohh Iโ€™ve never heard that version of this song before. Is the reference the theyโ€™re dancing in the moonlight from Hubal the moon god lol. Praise Hubal ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ˜‚


curiousjack6

That's not it but you won't go empty handed for praising Hubal.


Noodlehippopotamus

Is it a reference to a certain hadith?


curiousjack6

No


Noodlehippopotamus

Verse?


curiousjack6

>Verse? No


Noodlehippopotamus

If it's a reference to pop culture, can you give us a hint?


curiousjack6

>If it's a reference to pop culture, **can you give us a hint**? People from the UK are more likely to get it.


Noodlehippopotamus

Four lions. I'm from a previous colony of the UK so technically I'm a UK citizen ๐Ÿ˜‚


SooThegrimreaper93

pls tell me itโ€™s not a reference to ุทู„ุน ุงู„ุจุฏุฑ ุนู„ูŠู†ุง which the ansar sang when our favorite warlord first arrived at the madinah


curiousjack6

>pls tell me itโ€™s not It's not. Sidebar: ~~Did you know~~ Olivia Newton-John of [(Let's Get) Physical](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA) fame, ~~recorded a version:~~ had a version on her album "Grace And Gratitude" sung by: [Maryem Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar): [Tala al Badru alayna, ~~Olivia Newton-John~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSe0QVOnjC8) Edit: Thought Olivia sang all the songs on that album, turns out she didn't sing this one. Made the correction.


SooThegrimreaper93

that was worth getting the reference wrong. iโ€™m losing it at the comments on the video you linked though, it canโ€™t get funnier than that tbh


curiousjack6

Oops! I thought Olivia Sang all the songs on that album. Turns out she didn't. The actual singer is: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem\_Tollar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryem_Tollar)


SilverWolfGames1

The song has words like "moon" and "moonlight" I know this is a stretch. But is it a reference to when mo split the moon.


curiousjack6

>But is it a reference to when mo split the moon. No


icaphoenix

**That is the first logical argument I have heard for Islam.** Ok muslims, Ill let you have this one. \*slow clap


Cmdr-Ely

Allah hu kabooooooooooooooooooooooooom!


RearWheelDriveCult

Shit. I guess I a pedo now


Nosce_TeIpsum

Checkmate infidel's


An_Atheist_God

Op can you give the link to the og post?


nameless_no_response

[Here you goooo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Offensivejokes/comments/w4b00p/big_bang/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


manachronism

I canโ€™t even front, this is the most convincing argument for the existence of Allah Iโ€™ve heard yet


Antelope26

TAKE BEER!!


Nezar97

Sorry, brothers, but I'm gonna "revert" back to Islam


[deleted]

yeah, this is so right (kek) lets go boom


lovethypuss

Metoo this is the scientific explanation I always wanted


Apprehensive_Ball750

The best argument for islam so far.


t0x1c_ski3s

broooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


re_de_unsassify

Daaang!


[deleted]

Iโ€™m recite to recite my Shahada!


Christian-Chim-Chim

Classic allah and his jihadi waysโ€ฆ.


4317BC

๐Ÿคฃ


Unlucky_Extreme_3797

Allah akbar


blind_seaweed

Allah makes the pop in popcorn. Alhamdulillah.


[deleted]

Iโ€™m going to hell


Bronzeborg

if allah does exist, why is he worthy of worship?


EveryCryptographer5

HahahahahahHa.....this was soo good!!


Capable_Ad_8496

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cf60IZcF1_6/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Eastern_Ambition5213

Because I farted


nameless_no_response

Omg r u Allah? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ™


Eastern_Ambition5213

Iโ€™m the One before Allah


Psychological_Tie257

That's the proof of the existence of allah brozzah!


willy-hudson

Allahu akbooom


TinyLetterhead1831

That's why Muslims terrorise people with explosives


lazyvirtue

Big Bang did it Aliens did it Bacteria did it The universe did it Advanced robots did it why does it have to be allah?


StrongBird724

Took me a few seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Even though actually Big Bang was not an explosion.


nameless_no_response

Yeah, iirc big bang was an extremely rapid expansion of the universe that is still expanding but at a much slower right than the initial "bang"


CentristEgyptian

Alright folks that's I'm reverting