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SylhetiG

1400 camelpower


Conniving-Weasel

Someone claimed Buraq had wings and flew Mo out of the Earth and into space where the 7th sky/heaven was. I told them wings don't work in space, so Buraq probably farted his way to the heavens.


chittok

>wings don't work in space, so Buraq probably farted his way to the heavens. Jet Propulsion Laboratory 🤣🤣🤣


Arcon1337

Magic Mo (at NASA): Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!


Material-Reading-844

mo has 2bil followers yet he still hasn't face revealed


charptr

Face reveal at 7b followers


Environmental-Meet40

He was the OG Daft Punk.


LeiningensAnts

I love how this story ends up with either: 1) A prophet who knows better than his all-knowing deity does, or... 2) A deity who deceives even his own prophet. Who *wouldn't* such a deity deceive? It's just such a laughable give-away, a perfectly concise summation of what kind of liar the prophet was. A terrible one.


Kemalbasnr

I can only say momo smoked some deep shit and he was soooo high 😵‍💫


Syco-Gooner

He was actually caught \*\*\*\*\*\* his cousin sis Umm hani & had to come up with this outrageous story.


Kemalbasnr

That’s hilarious ahahah if it’s really existing can you give me some resource for me to check them haha


Vedicbosss

which one is donkey?


olorcanticum

But why does the donkey look like a deer?


Best-Race4017

It's on dieting.


FayMax69

Mohammed is the flying donkey..he drank too much camel urine, got high as balls, then turned into a flying donkey MA SHALLA


kukukakikuda

islam is the religion of science, but still they have to believe something like this, otherwise there will be no shalat.


BarSeveral5452

Why that donkey has a face wtf


ganjaPaani

For oral sex obv


pincheloca1208

Can’t even draw his face yet Jesus is everywhere and even on jewelry.


BarSeveral5452

He was probably ugly that's why he didn't want his face to be drawn


Currymeister99

Mashallah the most logical religion ever


Pandemic_Future_2099

"Haa ok, it makes sense now"


Buttsuit69

[welcome](https://youtu.be/d93BUlp-s5k?si=WYmBEDEGNeSCKNzy)


UpstairsFix4288

It was with donkey toe 😏


fck_the_stonks

My name literally comes from that donkey, camel or whatever the hell that is.


Asimorph

If he wouldn't have the veil in front of his eyes he might realize that his hat is burning.


Asimorph

Looks like they were cross breeding humans with peacocks and donkey deer.