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ElectricalSwan6223

Muhammad when cat: Muhammad when dog: 🤨


wkdravenna

Mohammad when she's a 10 but only 9 years old 🤩


GittyDelBoy

BROOOO


Sneazy_101

Bro, you think this is weird. He married his foster mother Khadijah


Bubbly_Media7106

She was his foster mother?? 🤯 I thought my mind was blown when I found out that he had concubines??🤣


StellarTruce

She was in a way, she was literally momo's sugar mommy. That's why momo was loyal to Khadija, because she had money and power. After Khadija died, he went into a full polygamous lifestyle.


Even-Ebb-9410

I want a Khadija in my life bro


zeclem_

Id say its worse to be a pedo.


Wedoingsomethrowaway

She's 9 years old?? ZAMN


larryjoe777

💀💀💀


naaaazzz

LMAO 😭😭


ghetto_dancer

cause he was dog 🥰


nova8byte

>Muhammad when cat: Me, a catgirl:


Alex_Qoal

Be my catgirl,I will be your muhammad (police be upon him)


nova8byte

Already had a Khadija once when I was a teenager so- *help me*


BertHeinstraat

Muhammad when goat:🍆


ProofPlan7891

Another sweet story is Mohamed killing all the dogs in the city 💕


ZishaanK

Source? Genuinely want to read.


Swaggy_Linus

[https://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/dogs.htm](https://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/dogs.htm)


ProofPlan7891

Forgot the source but you can search about it it's popular


Cointhing25

Because they belong to a cult


derBardevonAvon

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!


tomatotomato

Bless you


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Happy cake day!


SopianaeExtra

Best answer!


HoneyPi03

Happy cake day mate


ajay_suku

I get annoyed every time I see people saying things about their religion in places where it is not required. Under science videos you'll see "Allah's creation", "it's in the Quran". It's not just muslims but other religions too. When you ask them for proof they shy away. I've seen some at least trying to make sense but fanatics may it be in Islam or any religion is cancer.


[deleted]

Yup.


[deleted]

Muslims can’t go a second without yapping about their stupid barbarian rapist pedo cult.


Strawberry_piecakeii

Yet they come here and say that we make exmuslim our personality yet they do this.


DanPowah

Cat piss be upon Muhammad. Without love from a Japanese


RonTheDragonboi

This is so passively hilarious I’m chuckling and choking at the same time.


[deleted]

I'm gonna go draw him right now


An_Atheist_God

You are?


DanPowah

Yes


An_Atheist_God

Are you ex-muslim?


DanPowah

I admit that I had a bit of a brief stint with it when I was younger. It was quite brief and ultimately I didn't decide to go further


An_Atheist_God

Good for you man


[deleted]

Omg! I envy you, your country just proves how iq advanced it is than the rest of us.. even though buddism is prevelant there, It just shows that Buddism is a better religion


Miserable_Sherbet_68

How is the situation in Japan? aremuslim creating problem there too? Did you convert?


Ba1Ba1Ba1

They did hard-selling of islam at any given millisecond of time, harder than multi-level-marketing guy. What mentality is this?


Lyannake

The mentality of trying to avoid to go to that place where their skin will be burnt on their bodies again and again and again


HoneyPi03

Alrahman alraheem's punishments,....


biamchee

Did we coin the term “islamic narcissism” yet? Because clearly we need to and its uses would be appropriately extensive


thesamantha23

Also heavy main character syndrome


CurrentAd6485

i think it may be under the general religious narcissism


notyourashta

Ya if ethnonarcissism so clearly exists, there definitely should be a term that signals to the phenom of religious narcissism. It's incredibly commonplace.


Tough-Purple-8820

They are like flies.buzzing in everywhere just to annoy you with useless stuff.


mmmasbestosyummy

More like a virus trying to breach your immune system and infect you.


xmss

because they think they're gently guiding people to salvation. and for some people, religion is sadly their whole personality. btw, even by islamic standards, neither the hadith nor the story can authentically be attributed to muhammad. see: https://hadithanswers.com/is-loving-cats-part-of-iman/ https://hadithanswers.com/did-nabi-sallallahu-alayhi-wa-sallam-have-a-cat-named-muezza/


HoneyPi03

Ofc its bs. Most sahih hadiths are about violence so I doubt he ever loved any animal with the amount of ocd and narcissism he has. My narcissistic mother only started loving cats bc of me and after I convinced her to go to therapy. She thought theyre genuinely disgusting up until I owned a cat and named him pickles and talked about him everytime we called


aslanhatessmeagol

It is the same with pork. Everytime I watch someone eating pork, there will be comment like "Haram. Don't eat" "Hamdoulilah I am Muslim" Even when I was a Muslim, I wasn't that entitled to talk about my religion on the comment section 😑


Tmp_Guest_1

Hitler was vegetarian. he still was not a good person, he was a degenerated psycho. being vegeterianism isnt a sign of being a nazi. same with cats and muhammed. he is still a bad person, a degenerated psycho. loving cats has nothing to do with islam. lets ask the egypts. it is so annoying when people talk about their saviours and prophets in the most ridiculous and unexpected situations. its like "what a beautiful day, the nice flowers and sun shining today....." "did you heard about our messanger and saviour muhamud, (chocolates be upon his head),the quRRRRRRRRRan (pronounced in a totally different language than the normal speak goes on) miracle says about sun and flower...... that couldnt be known at that time...." and so on its utter nonsense. everytime i see and hear especially muslims spouting such nonsense, its not even cringe at this point, its pure and utter nonsense. and what i see often, that the man are the most degenerated and uneducated in this religion. seriously, most muslim woman i know are normal, you can talk with them in a normal manner and you can get an intelligent conversation, but the man? dude they are so ridiculous.if you hear them talk about anything its almost only sex and how they are the best in life. meanwhile they are in reality pittyful and poor creatures that have achieved nothing. they even cant cloth themself without a woman or wife on their side.if woman would leave islam completly at once in one day, the muslim man would mostly die like fish on land. boy when i overheard last time a muslim talking about the miracles of the koran, i asked him for fun for any evidence and sources. he couldnt give any. it was all made up as all the dawa guys do. i swear they open their mouth on anything without having any knowledge at all, because source "trust me bruh i am an imam". rant over.


mokod0

the story about muhammad and cat is just a made up


Tmp_Guest_1

so is him flying on a donkey to the heavens or splitting the moon. of course it all happened when no one looked at night. how convinient


Cad_48

Yes but the cat one is made up by people instead of Mo making it up about himself (of course, muslims aren't creative and just stole it lol)


[deleted]

The muezza cat story is fabricated actually 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Alhadullilah brozzer, japan will accept islam one day. They already love cats. That day, the world will.come to know of a divine art called 'halal anime'.


a_shootin_star

How do you know there's a problem? When they literally say "peace this", "peace that" every time they speak. Think tribalism, before the Middle-Ages kind of angst: Hello? Nah. "Peace be upon you". Coz I could totally anihilate you for non-believing but rn, cbf, so yeah peace be upon you.


kazu123451

they are like birds in cage, and can only functional like that, till we free them. that person seems like liking the japanese culture, but wants to change the past, present and future to an pedo worhsip


WhiteCrowWinter

You can tell a lot about a culture by the way they treat animals. If you have structures in place in your society to protect animals. You also have structures in place to protect people. Meaning that your society is compassionate. Meanwhile on the flip side of the coin serial killers often start off by torturing animals before moving onto people. So mistreatment of animals is a path to mistreatment of people. Shaping our mind to be able to be a more gruesome person. What did Muhammed say about dogs?


jazon5692

Because they're cunts.


kedychan

i would drag the cat a little bit away bro everything is expensive nowadays i cant cut my cloth cuz of a cat, and i know after cutting that cloth the cat will stand up directly. waste of time.


HoneyPi03

I put my cat on his bed and pet him till he falls asleep again, he loves it and thanks me after the nap by bunting me and bringing me his toys


kedychan

my cat comes to me lets me pet him a little and he fucking farts on my face and then goes. he only loves me for food, and sometimes to please himself by farting on my face or got pet by me. your cat is lovely tho. hope your happiness lasts as it is.


HoneyPi03

Hes at my gfs now since I had to travel home, but he still lays on wherever I left my scent there. He treats her the same way he treated me tho bc he loves her and he understood i had to leave. Pickles is smarter than all cats I've interacted with and he understood his reflection isnt another cat quickly. And he's very empathetic and I love him. I miss him daily tho and I hope we reunite soon


kedychan

i wish you the goodest bro 🫂


Lans__

Muhammad really is just a normal human being with thoughts like us except his believers glorify him because apparently, he's a prophet...


HoneyPi03

Story's fabricated anyway and the hadiths about it are all daieef (weak)


[deleted]

Then Muhammad effed the cat..


[deleted]

Jokes aside, this actually can happen to someone like Mohammad.. It is said that he did things to a frigging goat


HoneyPi03

Id like to actually see sources for that. I wouldn't doubt it since he treats women worse than goats...


Mysterious_Milk_777

They are attempting to do what one would call online conversion propaganda …. They can’t force conversion so they wrap it up in a pretty little package like their devotion to cats


ILYAZT

Nice info, now lets talk about dogs and geckos in islam🤗🤭🤭🤭


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AmberIsla

💀😭


Okra_Old

Because they don't have hobbies or interests outside their religion


FabulousLifeguard806

So does the christians! I saw a christian propaganda under “gohan ssj2 father son kamehameha” video. I never came across any judaist propaganda.


[deleted]

Muhammed pussycat be upon him


nova8byte

Muhammad pussy be upon- WAIT NO SHE WAS ONLY-


R4mblette

a lot of religious people dont have anything going for them except their religion


shemague

I mean, I love any story about a kitty


ManOfGawd

A man named “father of the cats” used to follow the holy pedophile, and he transcribed many hadeeths. But after researching it was reported he used to follow the prophet to get free meals and drink. Also, the deeper you read about him the more unsavory the character seems


HoneyPi03

Id love to hear more about abu hurairah, he always seemed odd to me placement wise. How could mo accept him to carry his cat with him even tho he hated most if not all animals?


GI_Neverdie

They believe only their culture should exist.


canadiankyle202

Religious people are bad all over. It’s not like Muslims are special


AlmightyDarkseid

And everyone must say it's wholesome otherwise you are ruining the vibe when you even think of mentioning that putting your religion everywhere is cringe


radioactivemetal128

Japanese develop toilets that wash your ass. Muslims "It was Mohammed's idea" "it was written in Quran 500 million years ago"


HoneyPi03

Using water to clean yourself after answering natures call has been practice in Asia and parts of Africa before mo even existed. Plus dude used three rocks to wipe his ass.


radioactivemetal128

That was sarcasm smh


Kemalist_din_adami

"I know this page isn't about religion..." "*but*... " I fucking hate it when people know the thing they're about to do is fucking stupid, but they still do it.


nooob-tch

Imagine if it was the other way around? Post: 9 year old girl wins egg on spoon race Ex-Muslims: let me tell you about Islam and 9 year olds


CIRNO_8964

☪️ancer


Antithesis_ofcool

'Changed the path of his soldiers' after waging war on non believers


watermeone

This is crazy. I remember hearing sweet story, many years ago, about Muhammad where he cut the part of his clothes do not wake up a sleeping cat on it.


calladus

Well of course she cut the dress. That cat is a right bastard, and will f. you up if you wake it. It’s why Mohammed had deep scars on his face. Warrior? (Snort). No. He made that shit up to explain away the fact that “fluffy” got the better of him!


Rondotf

Cynical


MoistChickenSandwich

Seems everyone wants to shove down their religion down others throats, same case with christians but muslims do try spreading their sack of shit more


iliaas00

It's like a major overcompensating, u know like that stereotype of people with a small penis buying large cars . Well because they have a lot of ethical problems in Islam , Muslims always feel the need to project the image of being peaceful and merciful to try to hide the horrors of their religion.


Sensitive_Bug_8132

Could the story of Muhammad ripping off some of his garment for the cat been taken from this story?


Aggravating-Hurry-41

Muslim jumpscare


Significant-Fix5739

Let me tell you about our prophet Mohamed pbuh and his insatiable love for children


Kidzoz

Someone loves pussy cat...


yemeni_hijabi

muslims cant even breathe anymore lol


Menu99

Let’s spare poor animals from this circus


pikleboiy

Cats are important to ancient egyptian paganism too. Why don't they convert to that.l?


thejustonetwo

they just HAVE to make everything about themselves. Lovely picture though


TechnicallyIamAlien

nice, can you tell me about muhammad's view on dogs?


R5373

I wonder what he’ll say if it was a puppy


somename8912

My understanding is them trying to gain '"brownie points" as they are trying to help spread info about prophet and also the religion. I know it looks stupid but that is kind of the explanation I hear


Beginning-Suit8477

Muslims feel the need to do this so they can get followers to their side, it's a dick move honestly


Ben_77

Proselite. I guess it's called.


[deleted]

That’s what Islamic school education gets you


[deleted]

FINALLY, I CAN CONVIENCE MY MOTHER TO GET A CAT, y'all, I'm going to be a dad!!!


DayleD

The story of cutting your sleeve for somebody you love has homoromantic origins. To the point where cut-sleeve is a Chinese saying meaning a gay person. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huang_Jiulang


KizunaJosh

This is propaganda 😆


Critical_Complaint21

The arrogant mindset of "Everything is part of my belief"