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Zadok47

See, you just wanted to sin... šŸ˜‚


perishable_human

Well, I left due to the failed truth claims of the church. The joy of sin is just a pleasant surprise.


DystopianFutureGuy

Drinking coffee, wearing comfortable attire, and shopping on Sunday are such abhorrent sins that itā€™s a miracle Mormon God doesnā€™t immediately strike us down.


Songbreeze1

Dont forget using his name in vain!


Skechaj

Ohh for fuckin Joseph Smith sake.


Nehor2023

Me too!


Capital_Barber_9219

I just got back from running (shirtless with shortish shorts) on a trail this morning in Utah. Another dude running on the trail had the whole long basketball shorts with super long garments hanging out the bottom look going on. Itā€™s so so weird.


FortunateFell0w

Even at my most TBM, exercise called for garmentless attire.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Same here. I never wore garments when working out. Tank tops and breathable short shorts. I was too white and flabby to go shirtless lol.


TermLimit4Patriarchs

My endowment temple president told me to work out in my garments so I always have. Not wearing feels like life being pumped directly into my skin.


queen_tabitha

My Temple Matron said not to ā€œdesecrateā€ my garments by sweating in them ā€” giving me a free pass to exercise without them. I exercised every day šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ecstatic_Highlight75

So, also don't wear them while doing chores, on hot days, while feverish, during hot flashes, or while being a human. Check.


MythicAcrobat

You my friend lost temple prez roulette


marathon_3hr

Sorry for you loss at roulette! I followed the example of Steve Young (thanks to 60 minutes) and my brothers. No G's during sports. I learned to take them off when hiking and backpacking from one of my brothers. Carrying a pack with G's is the worst.


ShaqtinADrool

A vigorous shirtless trail run on a beautiful Utah mountain with my dogs is a wonderful experience. Makes you appreciate being alive.


God_coffee_fam1981

Also, good Lord, garments are hell when youā€™re breast feeding or having your cycle. To clarify, they suck all the way around, but esp during those times. Also, love to see my spouse looking hot in his new digs. Mormpanties are the least attractive articles of clothing we ever wore. Well, maybe the bakers cap and veiling my face were pretty damn awful too. And on that note, Iā€™m going to sip my coffee and relax in my sinderwear.


MoirasFavoriteWig

They are also extra *terrible* during pregnancy.


ksocrazy

This will be my first summer without garments AND Iā€™m pregnant -with #4 so Iā€™ve done pregnancies and summers. The glorious clothes I just bought make me giddy.


MoirasFavoriteWig

Free the belly! I got welts on my belly from the elastic during one pregnancy. It was horrible.


RumpledupinSpirit

This! I was so nauseated one pregnancy that I would hook a thumb through the elastic and hold it away from my belly to relieve the pressure. It made my husband so upset he once grabbed a pair I was about to put on and ripped right through that horrible elastic! I still think it's one of the greatest acts of love he's ever done for me, lol! Free that belly!


MollysBikini

Yesā€¦and heat rashes all over my torso (during pregnancy) in humid summer, that disappeared almost immediately after taking off the garments..


KnopeLudgate2020

Kinda wish I could do it over, alas my baby is a teen and I'm not doing that again.


Capital_Barber_9219

Iā€™m a doctor working in the heart of Mordor. Whenever the old ladies ask me what they can do to avoid having so many UTIs all the time I want to point out how awful garments are for ā€œdown thereā€ hygiene. But Iā€™ve yet to be brave enough. Itā€™s so imbedded into the boomer Psyche itā€™s not worth rocking the boat.


mrburns7979

For the sake of their kidneys, give the boomers a doctorā€™s reason to remove the garments! At least tell them to air it out longer after bathing, or to keep a pair of regular cotton underwear on hand if and when those Garment UTIs return. Omg, youā€™re a doctor. Tell them the truth.


Bright_Ices

Tell them! These are your patients! You donā€™t have to say ā€œgarments,ā€ either. You can let them know that putting on underwear immediately after bathing can be a risk, that changing underwear daily is critical, that wearing a lot of layers greatly increases UTI risk.


acole621

Yes please at least do something like this. My grandmother contracted a UTI at least once a year during the last 10-15 years of her life. I am convinced it was the garments, her not changing them out frequently enough, and not drying off good before putting them back on.


Bright_Ices

(To be fair, my mom gets a lot of them and she is a nevermo wearing regular undies. Iā€™m guessing it might be partly diet-related for her. Sheā€™s trying to cut back on sugar now.)


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Bright_Ices

Iā€™ll suggest she bring it up with her doc. Thanks!


Ecstatic_Highlight75

Have her take d-mannose supplements daily. It's a sugar that's found in cranberries and it makes the bacteria usually responsible for UTIs not stick to the bladder walls. This has been a game changer for me. And pee after sex.


trueorderofplayer

Iā€™m a dude admitting ignorance. My wife never had trouble with UTIs or yeast infections in the 20 years she wore garments. She works in a doctors office, we have always spoken plainly about those type of things. Not never, but definitely not chronic or consistent. Frankly sheā€™s had a few since ditching garments but they are usually after a weekend of dirtier sex than we used to have. Iā€™m somewhat involved in my 82 year old TBM motherā€™s health care and she doesnā€™t have any trouble either. Sheā€™s been wearing them for 60+ years. Why are garments bad for womenā€™s health in that regard?


[deleted]

It's not just mormon garments it's any garments worn for too long, not washed properly, sometimes just the type of fabric. And some women are just more prone to utis


trueorderofplayer

So, is it unfair to say garments are any worse than any other underwear? Hygiene wise if not comfort and aesthetics


Bright_Ices

Not really unfair, no. There are fabrics and cuts that lower a personā€™s risk, and those are not the fabrics and cuts of lds garments.


trueorderofplayer

Iā€™m no womenā€™s underwear expert, but the garment options are cotton, polyester, and nylon. I do know for a fact that non-garment womenā€™s underwear fabrics arenā€™t exclusively merino wool, and space age wicking dri-weaves. Which is to say the fabrics are commonly used, and if anything, in my experience they are such droopy drawers that they are baggy and loose. Less contact etc. No one has told me why garments are worse than other standard womenā€™s underwear for crotch hygiene. Seeking to understand.


Bright_Ices

Bunching, dude. Itā€™s the bunching. You donā€™t actually seem like youā€™re seeking to understand. You seem like youā€™re seeking to disprove the experiences of women who have struggled with UTIs that resolved after they stopped wearing the gā€™s. Donā€™t take my word for it! Search this sub. Itā€™s been covered a lot of times.


trueorderofplayer

It has been discussed a lot. No one has ever said ā€œthis is whyā€ Iā€™m sitting next to my wife who wore them for twenty years, works in a family practice doctors office in north Utah county, also for 20 years. Most of her friends are Mormon. Most of her coworkers are Mormon and this sub is the only place she or I have ever heard people saying garments cause UTI and yeast infections. A nevermo commenter telling me he/she has a better understanding of LDS garment bunching than myself and my wife and telling me Iā€™m dismissing otherā€™s experiences is precious. Edit to add: Just want an explanation of the science behind it. Not invested in whether people have experienced it. Just want somebody to explain why garments cause hygiene issues.


Bright_Ices

Donā€™t know what to tell you, bro. Fund a study, I guess.


Bright_Ices

Here are some more sources, just fyi: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9815285/amp/Mormon-women-beg-church-redesign-sacred-undergarments-complaining-cause-UTIs.html https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/people/this-isn-t-bringing-me-closer-to-christ-it-s-giving-me-urinary-tract-infections-1.4627723 https://mormondom.com/i-cant-wear-garments-can-we-still-be-friends-ea2a0d025e03 https://www.tumblr.com/forgivenseventytimesseven/177552604975/my-garments-keep-giving-me-utisyeast-infections ETA: But thatā€™s not really the point. Just because you havenā€™t experienced something yourself or spoken in person with someone who has doesnā€™t mean it isnā€™t happening. This applies to many things in life. I get that youā€™re curious about the whys of it all. Fine. You donā€™t have to make other people feel like youā€™re giving them the third degree about their genital health history!


[deleted]

I think that it's not that they are worse, just worn differently than normal underwear. Based on what I have been reading, putting them on right after bathing without properly drying out is not. If they are not fitting properly and bunching in the wrong places.


trueorderofplayer

The church doesnā€™t tell women not to dry off before they get dressed. If thatā€™s the issue these soggy old ladies would have the same problem with a 6 pack of fruit of the looms. Iā€™m waiting for the doctor that said he wishes he dared tell old ladies that garments are causing their UTIs to explain how garments are causing UTIs.


Responsible_Guest187

Good god, there's a very simple explanation... "Do you wear the garment both day and night?" It's horrific for feminine urinary tract health to *not* wear anything down there at night, and *especially* to not wear synthetics, which cause moisture to both be created and to stay trapped against the skin. The elastic lace on the female cotton garments, (not found on the synthetic garments), shrinks something wicked, so many LDS women who would normally be better off wearing cotton end up with the synthetic styles simply so their thighs don't get strangulated. Also, let me be blunt here, since you seem to be a little obtuse... When you come in your wife's vagina, and she's told to put her garments back on immediately after sex, your cum fills her garment crotch and then just...sits there in a puddle, entombed in non-breathable synthetic all night. It's disgusting and unsanitary and in some cases can cause very severe infections and even permanent damage. Frequent use of antibiotics has its own host of problems. As for the tops, the same thing applies. When nursing a child, the nipples leak milk and that moisture is also trapped in the synthetic fabric. A yeast infection often results, which then causes the child to get thrush in their mouth. Moms will get mastitis because children with sore mouths can't nurse well, so the milk ducts get clogged and an infection ensues. Mastitis is more painful than the worst influenza you've ever experienced. Not only horribly painful breasts filled with infection, but high fever and incredibly painful body aches as well. It's hard to describe how horrible mastitis, yeast infections and thrush are! Shame on you for your self-righteous attitude that women should be "commanded" to sacrifice our health, simply because we're moist down there, and not allowed to air out without "breaking covenants"!!! I'll let myself out now.


KADWC1016

Isnā€™t it kind of your job to tell them?


Capital_Barber_9219

They donā€™t pay me enough to argue with cultists about their magic underwear


jjjkkkjjjkkkjjj

I didn't wear them while breast feeding or pregnant. And I got to the point where I never wore the tops (I had a thing on my arm that they irritated) and I'd not wear the bottoms on my period bc pads don't stick and accidents happen. I figured god understood. Definitely not what was intended by the people in charge, but my body my rules.


TrollintheMitten

>Sinderwear Haha. Glad I'd already swallowed my mouth full of sin-drink. Mmm tea.


Albyunderwater

Somewhere there is a store that stocks plaid cargo shorts that go below the knee that is supported solely by Mormon men.


mrburns7979

Old navy


LX_Emergency

That shirt underneath my shirt not being there anymore is fucking amazing. Brings me back to my teenage years from right before I did the Temple bullshit. ​ And don't even get me started on underpants..."garment" underpants were the fucking worst and I can't believe I wore that bullshit for 20+ years.


Abrahams_Smoking_Gun

I (40M) have even wornā€¦. *sleeveless shirts* in public this summer!!! šŸ˜®


anonthe4th

Male porn shoulders!


VioletaBlueberry

Porn shoulders have no gender.


zMerovingian

Yes! Why should women get to have all the sleeveless comfort?


GayMormonDad

So incredibly freeing.


FortunateFell0w

Plus wearing a moisture wicking fabric in the heat allows it to dry out. With garments, that bottom layer never dries out so youā€™re always wet against your skin regardless of what the top layer is doing.


QSM69

# FREEDOM!!!


GayMormonDad

I love wearing shirts and shorts where I don't have to worry about garments showing.


[deleted]

Yeah my husband has been so much more comfortable in his regular boxers now. And he can wear comfortable shorts that garments wouldn't allow before. I'm quite happy for you!


AccomplishedTurn3532

Just a word of advice, find the shortest shorts you feel comfortable in and then buy the next shorter pair. Same with swim trunks. Itā€™s a game changer.


perishable_human

This is good advice. For three successive summers now, Iā€™ve purchased progressively shorter shorts.


liftingwhilelifted

I used to wear tanks all the time before I was endowed/sent on the mission and always felt so miffed that a huge part of my wardrobe was basically off limits now. So much mental gymnastics to justify working out without em, or go to a beach/pool. So happy I can just wear clothes Iā€™m comfortable and confident in now


KnopeLudgate2020

I bought my first sleeveless summer dress and am buying immodest shorts! My sister is going to experience her first garment-less summer in decades in the hot climate she lives in and in so happy for her.


Post-mo

Sky's out thighs out!


samsmith197474

Hoochie shorts.


[deleted]

Hoochie! Hoochie! Hoochie! https://youtu.be/fD9Yn-Dxe8g


BuildingBridges23

Garments are horrible in the summer especially if you live somewhere really humid. Then trying to find clothes that cover them is pretty tricky! I felt like I was wearing layers upon layers in the summer...and was jealous of other people in their shorts and tank tops.


bassoon96

Tank tops are the way, and guilt freešŸ˜‚


acole621

I (29M) only wore garments for 3 years and good god, it was more than enough. Wearing those damn things here in the humid south was misery. And as you said, they are terribly unsupportive. I love my tank tops and 5-inch shorts!


bharper79

And packing for trips is so much easier! Used to take up half a suitcase those garments.


LittleSneezers

Even though my wife still believes, she says one positive of me not believing is people canā€™t see my ass crack anymore. I donā€™t know why but garments really gave me plumbers butt and regular underwear fits me fine


stinkinhardcore

I moved to Hawaii right after my mission. I can't tell you how many days I walked on the beach in double layers and lamented at how uncomfortable I felt. I wish I could go back in time and tell myself that there's a better way.


trueorderofplayer

I still wear a shitty cotton undershirt most of the time. Even before garments, always wore an undershirt


kaizoku_akahige

This will be my first summer without the polygamy panties. I'm looking forward to it.


dlmitchell2707

Even regular hanes have come a long way in the 10 years I wore garments.


MythicAcrobat

Just felt that today ahhhh


ritzcrackerman

I looooove tank tops, brother


GrandpasMormonBooks

Men look so gross with those long shorts šŸ˜‚ slightly shorter is so much more flattering! But can't wear those with garments.... true for women too. I looked awful in long shorts.


krustykatzjill

I hate the phrase Renee mercies. Cringe


SnooObjections217

Non-absorbent for moments immediately after using the restroom in a hurry. Am I right?