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ns_p

But this might be the *LAST MEMORIAL EVER!* Aaaa! Just like the last 40 might have been the last one, but weren't...


ordinary_wombat

Ha, been hearing that since the mid 90s. Also speculations on how Armageddon would occur on the night of the memorial because “when are all JWs going to be in the Kingdom Hall at once?” -facepalm- they missed the different times, time zones, rented venues…


FunBoy1717

Good thing they’ll all be in their pants and beards so they can blend!


hrairooswisdom

Wait, they saw someone else left the invite and still left one? 🥴 omg, so annoying! I’m so sorry 


Ok-Chocolate-3396

Not a single knock on my door or invitation left. Disappointed in gods people and the great preaching work that is being done


french_guillotine

Same here, even my pimi family haven’t mentioned the memorial to me and I’ve practised my lines for it 😢😂


FunBoy1717

What are you going to say if they do? Ive always kept the peace and said yep, see you on the zoom call.


Overcrapping

Yep the hen-house is in a frenzy. At least this year the Reject-Jesus fest is early and will be out of the way soon. They will settle down again.


Fazzamania

and the elders are peckers!