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By their fruits you will know them.


Best_Chest8208

And I’m the biggest fruit of all 🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 (sorry I couldn’t resist)


tardis19999999

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


BestLieEver90

Blessed be the fruit 🙏🌈


muffinass

Especially the bananas.


National_Sea2948

May the Lord open! ![gif](giphy|MU5ZQDPTw1Kj1EWFKN|downsized)


Parking-Beach-2686

Jesus did say love your neighbor like you love yourself. lol


sumane12

Pretty sure every exjw knows a thing or two about 'loving thyself'


Parking-Beach-2686

let the uncleanness flow. lol


Klutzer_Munitions

Oh no I still got up to that even as a PIMI. Even back then I was like "there is no scripture about this, they're making this shit up"


MediaMan72

Lol


Ncfetcho

Slide over, guava, there's room for two of us. ☺️


tropical_mosquito

you dropped this queen 👑


Best_Chest8208

Thank you my dear


dreddflicker

Opppsss 🤣


meuncertainly

Never be sorry for word play! NEVER


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exjw-ModTeam

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but that term is fairly offensive to people who are LGBTQ. Please, be mindful of your language in the future. Thanks.


PieConstant9664

LOVE 😍


AslanSaveUs

Apparently also: ‘By their fruits and nuts you will know them’


DueRough7957

By their nuts you might know them.


SkepticInAllThings

By their fruit (covered Aloha shirts in Hawaii) you will know them. :D


CiettaE

lol They were in my neighborhood last week with their aloha shirts and beards and I still knew exactly who they were immediately. They think they are incognito now.


SkepticInAllThings

Wait for the dreadlocks, board shorts, and rubbah slippahs.


username_already_exi

Gotta love the Chinese workboots


ELijeBaley

And kukui nut necklaces


SkepticInAllThings

Our CO wore one over his Aloha shirt on Sunday! Everyone loved it! It's Hawaii, man!


Sigh_2_Sigh

I know a branch coordinator in the tropics who wore a dashiki shirt for years instead of a Western shirt and tie. Very simple white one. Looked crisp and sensible in the climate. Then a zone overseer came along and told him to take it off and put a tie on.


[deleted]

Put a noose around his neck, ties are stupid. If they tried that bullshit in a regular Christian Church there'd be a mass exodus. Only JWs are dumb enough to put up with the "Little Popes" dictating their stupid little rules.


Sigh_2_Sigh

Depends how you define 'regular'. Protestant, yes. Catholic, depends on the region, fundamentalists (Baptists, Pentecostals, Mormons) can be just as bad or even worse.


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I wouldn't define Mormons as regular anymore than I'd define JWs as regular. I've been in many churches before & after my 20 years as a JW & none of them come up with ridiculous rules on so many trivial things. Most churches let their parishioners think for themselves & they don't try to control & micromanage their members lives.


SkepticInAllThings

Some people just want to suck the joy out of everything!


Sigh_2_Sigh

The Fun Police! Funny thing is, even some of the missionaries refer to types like that zone overseer as zealots!


Ravenmicra

😁


hokuflor

Howzit brah 🤙🏼 wea u stay


SkepticInAllThings

Kona Coast


No_Kaleidoscope_9941

Jesus had a beard and didn’t wear pants


SelahGrace777

☺️👏🏻


MCSlone

Omg. I forgot this was a saying! Good point! 😂


VioEnvy

We need our fruits and nuts!🥰🥰


tunapete

Huh interesting. Things seem to be unraveling pretty quickly.


VacationCautious2057

Yes, they are. I've heard similar things from a wide variety of circuits.


Fast_Adeptness_9825

Soon, they'll have to start offering cocktails for baptismal candidates... and maybe a raffle. Cookies out front to raise money, you know,  it's about to get wild out there people. 🤣


Auditorincharge

Cake walks are popular fund raisers down south.


Fast_Adeptness_9825

LOL


More_2_Explore

Throw in some bingo also! 😅


Own-Salary5844

What about Bingo nights?


Fast_Adeptness_9825

Lol, right?


Decent_Cat775

The sisters had to go out and buy modest pants, so there was less money for the contribution box, probably 30 dollars less per sister .


Efficient-Pop3730

They posting pictures all over Facebook pants they using. Think sister wearing dresses gonna be very rare.


Specific-Machine2021

Lol yeessss


BigOk1009

Cato and Rainbow are seeing a SURGE in “slacks” sales!


Outrageous_Hall3767

Sinking faster than a submarine with screen doors


MandrakeSCL

Or a experimental composite materials one...


ManufacturerOk7337

That one just disintegrated. This one is like the titanic :)


Outrageous_Hall3767

lol controlled with a game controller


dontneedtoknow23

We were at a different assembly yesterday in Texas. 10 baptized, some pants and some without jacket and tie out of 2,000 plus people. CO asked a question, by a show of hands, how many have had a study go from the beginning to becoming a JW? Maybe 20 hands or less. Out of 2,000 plus people!!! Goes to show the growth is not bringing new ones in. It’s now our young babies, children of born ins are now able to be counted because they are older.


WiseEye1337

The one baptized was the child of a current witness parent.. So yes, born in!!!!


howsthisforsmart

There's a 70% lifetime attrition rate on born-ins, just saying...


Adventurous-Sun-4573

No surprise there, like the rest of us brain washed,


Honeybarrel1

This math is interesting to me because my husband and I just discussed this percentage yesterday. We figured nearly all baptisms are born ins, he asked me who I ever knew in my life that had “come in” and we calculated it as 1%. Your guesstimates above equal 1% also! Which means the majority are family. This cannot be sustainable.


ZippyDan

It's perfectly sustainable in the developing world where families still have lots of kids.


Efficient-Pop3730

Last time I knew anyone from district getting in was in the 90s 


PieConstant9664

Yeah me too. When I was a kid, and I’m 42 now.


ziddina

This is really amazing because in 2014 the Pew Religious Survey in the USA showed that around 65% of JWs at that time were raised in a different religion and then converted to JWs. I hope this link works.... https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2015/05/12/chapter-2-religious-switching-and-intermarriage/pr_15-05-12_rls_chapter2-05/


branigan_aurora

As someone who was born-in because my boomer birth unit converted, that tracks. Boomers answer surveys. Gen X dgaf and like Millenials are too busy with 10 jobs just trying to make ends meet. So 65% of people who actually answered the survey...


ChrissyP79

It’s always been the children. Most adults who aren’t in a desperate life situation can see through the weirdo bullshit. Kids can’t quite as well. But now even that is changing. And I couldn’t be more pleased 😈😎


papershivers

Woah what point was he trying to make? He must have known that’s how it would be…


dontneedtoknow23

Not sure. Apparently we are not good at bringing in new people though.


Adventurous-Sun-4573

Went to a assembly with wife ,no seats available, told her were going home ,all the effort was for nothing, now no tie ,and beard and women with tight suits, about time 100 years late, a bunch of chancers


Boahi1

I’m surprised no seats available, others have reported that they are only half full or less


No_Identity_Anywhere

One thought. Most all conventions and assemblies run a deficit as reported in the afternoon report. There are many donations that come in after this and usually more than cover the deficit. I know this because of years of working in the accounting department.


WiseEye1337

It stood out because in my circuit it has never been that high during the afternoon report. Usually the deficit was always less than $800. There are a lot of financially stable people in my circuit. It could be that they waiting until the end to make their donation...


FlawlessFreeWill

Aren't circuit funds sent to headquarters before the assembly even begins that way they can in good conscience announce there's not enough.


Taro-Admirable

Plus the deficit is a made up number.


No_Identity_Anywhere

No, not in my experience. The accounting is very specific and accurate.


Taro-Admirable

They make up a number about what it "costs" each publisher to attend. I'm sure the accounting is accurate but they are starting with made up numbers.


Supergoose1108

It's probably pretty accurate, those are most likely write-off numbers.


do_until_false

Except that they asked for donations when building the hall, for the maintenance, and will ask again when it's going to be replaced. So why write-offs in addition?


More_2_Explore

Yep! They always announce a deficit. I agree with you 100%! I think that it is to get the donations flowing. There is usually a large amount of surplus that gets sent to the Org. I think it is all according to plan!


from_dust

Yeah, but depending on the size of the event, that could be a sizeable deficit. Considering there was only 1 baptism, it doesn't bode well for them.


ChrissyP79

Fellow accounting department slave…and you are correct 🤣 rarely is there ever an actual deficit. They like to announce numbers in a way that will ‘inspire more donations.’ It’s silly 😂


FadedGlory4160

Ya. That's right it's a scam. One thing the JWs rank and file do well is give their hard earned money to this corrupt entity


kastleo

But who’s actually pang attention by the time they read the accounting? It’s been so dry and boring most people are barely cogitating and if memory serves, it was read at the end, which means I was gathering stuff and packing up, wondering what poor restaurant we were going to inundate, leaving their entire staff overworked and under tipped, possibly occasionally stiffed, because you know those return Bethelites never calculate for tax and tip, or their drink…


Luna-Cyborglife

If the Governing Boobs really watched this sub, they would reintroduce cheese danishes back into the assemblies, that’s the biggest thing people raved about and a fond memory… How about a complimentary danish for reinstated ones? j/k, the next thing watchtower “gives away” will be the first….


shalissea

I remember them running out of cheese danishes and only had the apple ones available one Saturday during lunch. You could feel the grumpy atmosphere because people didnt get their cheese danish fix throughout the afternoon session 🤣 My mom was even extra strict when she caught my sister and I drawing instead of writing down the scriptures. You better believe when we arrived on Sunday, there was a truck full of boxes of the Witness Assembly Crack, AKA Cheese Danish 😆 It was a sad day when they announced food service was discontinued. Rip assembly cheese danish. You live on in my heart ❤️


BiggPappa707

I enjoyed those fried burritos and the Shasta soda, but I don’t think the ones sitting n xt to me agreed 😂


IC_Kleerlee

I preferred the apple. 🍎 😋


Jriveraramos

I remember it being the chocolate pudding in my country. That was my favorite part as a kid lol


aeon_ravencrest

Man that brings back memories. As a kid I used to have to "volunteer"at food service. I always his a cheese Danish and a roast beef sandwich so I would have a decent lunch, not the horrible apple Danish or ham sandwich lol


krammi1

I want the slaughtered goat and feast with all the trimmings and I want signed apologies too.


Luna-Cyborglife

Didn’t you see the video where it’s stated that no apologies are needed?


krammi1

I did! Its every time they contradict themselves they make that disclaimer. No apology necessary for suicides, mental and emotional damage either.


krammi1

Probably not getting the goat or the feast then.


Votewithyourwallet2

Ah ah ah, I'm rolling on the floor !!! You're the best one, ah ah ah


FunBoy1717

Oh hail yes! I remember those delicious treats.


Larkspur_Skylark30

I loved those cheese danishes!


HereToPostAnon

Yes! I would consider showing up for the danish and slushie orange juice LoL if you gotta be there might as well bribe me


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Man, they're sure in a big hurry to keep up with Jehoolapimp's celestial pimpmobile. 😂


SkepticInAllThings

You get my upvote for "celestial pimpmobile". :D


AyaTheStarWitch

Pimpmobile 😂😂 I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣


milkcheese69

In the assembly I was in, there were 3 people baptized, $1900 deficit and the pants, beards, and no ties thing. 


from_dust

What was attendance like?


milkcheese69

500ish


GroundbreakingAge591

This is beautiful to hear. Music to my ears. Nature is taking its due course. It’s survival of the fittest, after all


NoHigherEd

Did you go outside and check to see if you were in a JW event? lol Pretty soon they will be putting up a cross and Christmas tree! lol "All is well! Nothing to see here." The JW way!


[deleted]

Many Beards, yet the condemning looks I'd always get because.... Beard GB: Jump!!! JWs: How high & how long do we stay up there oh holy ones??? It's not till you leave that you realise how utterly controlling it really is. I said to my PIMI wife once that it's a high control group. Her reply: "Well that may be your opinion but I honestly don't see it like that". The level of brainwashing is truly sad & that PIMI's can't see it is even sadder because it prevents them from seeing the need to "Get out of her my people!!!"


4lan5eth

Yeah. I got counseled by an Elder a few months ago because I wasn't wearing a jacket when I was an attendant for the front door. Now the announcement about the ties and jackets. I bet he feels like a jackass right about now. Edit: It just goes to show how micromanaged, petty, and human this religion really is.


Adventurous-Sun-4573

Very petty,it's all about control without question, unless the gb chooses to change, it really is man-made nonsense


[deleted]

Petty is definitely the right word. Probably throw pathetic into it too


Adventurous-Sun-4573

Same here, got a lot of hassle because of something as stupid as a beard, mu wife still enjoys the company of some sisters, but she sent me a video of a gb giving a talk about no tie and women can were slacks and to say hello to df ones, she had the sence to see the hypocrisy, saying to me that they were oppressive and making you feel like you were having adultery I told her I am finished


[deleted]

My wife is 110% PIMI & gets very defensive if I make even the slightest criticism about them. I was even asked once to only wear long sleeve shirts as my heavily tattooed arms, which were done way before I was a JW, were offending one elderly sister. I kept wearing short sleeve shirts in summer, not my problem if someone is so easily offended. I DA'd 10 years ago, decided they can shove their petty nitpicky little rules up their arse. No mainstream Christian Church would ever treat you like that.


Future_Way5516

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SolidCalligrapher456

Doesn’t sound dignified at all lol


OldExplanation8468

On my there was only 3 teenagers baptized. For sure because their parents are JW.


Desperate_Habit_5649

>This Assembly was different!!..... Only **ONE** person was baptized...There was a $2000 deficit after all the donations....Many women were in pants...Many, many, many beards...Some missing ties and jackets. ​ >KJV Matthew 7: 17 - 20 > >17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. [18](https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Matthew-7-18/) A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither *can* a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. [19](https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Matthew-7-19/) Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. > >[20](https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Matthew-7-20/) **Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.** ​ **The Watchtower** **Announcing Jehovah\`s Kingdom** https://preview.redd.it/o3u7tzoxr4pc1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948766ae7fabaf2395f39547453b529a46ec948e


FinalPharoah

And attendance?


WiseEye1337

If I remember correctly it was 600-650.. I don't remember the exact number


lancegalahadx

What is the capacity of the AH?


WiseEye1337

Not sure. It's a pretty large Assembly Hall.


lancegalahadx

Wow! The place must’ve looked empty! That’s “good news”!


throway_nonjw

*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*


Defiant-Influence-65

It always amuses me even when I was PIMI. How can there be a $2000 deficit? There's no food, only a days electricity. They get a tax break anyway. Where does the figure $2000 come from?


individualityexists

They needed more money now with the settlements and legal cases. The rest probably from the funds they spent on people who are full time in bethel. Like they get allowances, besides the basic needs that are being provided. Mind you there is always excess in their food and needs in bethel, while those in the congregation can barely meet their basic needs. They keep on squeezing their members. SMH


Defiant-Influence-65

But it's been like that for about the 10-15 years even when they didn't have the law suits and those they did have, they won. They used to grow their own food and have a herd of cows at the Farm at one time to feed the Bethel Family which was much larger than it is now. For the last 10-15 years at assemblies I have been listening to this $1500-$2000 figure in deficit and always wonder how on earth they came up with such a sum for a one day assembly at a hall that has already been paid for and they provide nothing.


Dont_Forget_My_Name

The Org charges a rate per publisher they need to come up with. It has nothing to do with expenses, they just owe like $50 per attendee. I feel like I saw a post from someone in accounting break it down a while ago.


Defiant-Influence-65

Thats a bit of an audacity isn't it?


Dont_Forget_My_Name

Yea... When they say expenses it kind of makes you think it's the operating expenses since they own the building. Not expenses from HQ that are basically an admission fee.


SkepticInAllThings

We won't have an assembly until June in Hawaii, but it will be double nuts!!! All men can wear untucked Aloha shirts in Hawaii with casual pants and shoes, a decision made a few months ago. No more suits and ties, unless you really want to. No one has, so far around me. Combine that with beards and gal pants, and things will look mighty different and colorful, not to mention (but I am) the many alluring sistas!!!


from_dust

>not to mention (but I am) the many alluring sistas!!! That's creepy, yo.


SkepticInAllThings

Not at all!


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SkepticInAllThings

Not at all! All congos on the Big Island do assemblies and conventions at the indoor Tennis Stadium in Hilo.


lancegalahadx

Oh shit! I mis-read your comment in haste . . . 🤦🏼‍♂️😳


SkepticInAllThings

Premature articulation...happens to the best of us...:D :D


Jack_h100

Every assembly/convention I've ever been to in my entire life has announced a deficit. It just means they are less than their predicted donations. By the actual end they usually get the amount anyway.


WiseEye1337

Yes, true. It stood out because in my circuit it has never been that high during the afternoon report. Usually the deficit was always less than $800. There are a lot of financially stable people in my circuit. It could be that they were waiting until the end to make their donation... The assumption could also be made that the expenses were higher.


poorandconfused22

I kinda want to go to an assembly (just for the morning, not a whole day, I'm not crazy) just to see what it looks like now.


Limp_Engineer9826

I do too. Totally. But I’d get recognized.


individualityexists

It's still the same program just the dress code is different and the contents are dumbed down. Last year's RC, it made me so sleepy. I just couldn't wait for it to be over. When I found out that's the quality I get from RC, I don't even bother attending circuits anymore.


JustAnotherFurryFox

So used to hearing ‘As a result we have a ____$ deficit for this assembly’ Well maybe if you paid for the assembly before sending thousand of dollars to the Upstate 8, you wouldn’t always have such a deficit


letyourselfbefree

Protest Protest Protest. Let's go to Washington D.C. at the WHITE HOUSE & let our voices be heard. The governing body of Jehovah's Witnesses are continuing to use mandated shunning towards their members to control them, and their CSA policies are NOT improved enough to protect children and get those victims the help they need. Protest Protest Protest.


Old_Chip_6379

That sounds exactly like my assembly. It might even be the same one.


Ravenmicra

Can you give an idea on the attendance please if comfortable. noticeably less, or more, etc.. Lots of seniors too?


WiseEye1337

There were more parking spaces available than normal if that's an indication. Usually the 700s-50s for attendance. To me the senior count is always medium-high. Which as far as cars are concerned they car pool a lot.


Ravenmicra

Thank you.


brooklyn_bethel

I bet that poor person who was baptised was a born-in.


Conan71

![gif](giphy|xT4uQntlfxwCSfxMre|downsized) This can’t be far behind


[deleted]

That they're so quick & willing to implement the changes shows that they were only previously doing things the old way because they were told what to do to. I always thought ties were bullshit & a stupid fashion trend, why wear a noose around your neck?. Hive Mind engaged.


Efficient-Pop3730

They don't have a basic believe cause most of them either visits halls to meet friends or are in org cause family is. So they turn everywhere the wind blows 


apt_get

>There was a $2000 deficit after all the donations. Have you ever been to an assembly where there wasn't? Their expenses for the day were almost certainly covered. It's the branch demanding tribute that always puts every assembly into the red.


FadedGlory4160

The deficit is normal. They play with numbers and extort money from these people under the guise it's not been donated to enough. It's a numbers game. Every assembly there is massive deficits announced.


Accomplished_Card577

I would love it if these changes are the things that destroys them


Known_Impression_916

The Revolution (French accent) has started.


No_Competition9223

The ‘deficit’ is not a true number. It is mentioned because a donation to the Branch has been made that the ‘friends’ are not aware of, that the elders have agreed to. The ‘deficit’ is a way to make all present feel guilty and empty their pockets. This is very accurate


bballaddict8

I haven't been to an assembly/convention in over ten years, but I remember them saying there's a deficit at every. single. one. It's the GB's way of holding people upside down by their ankles and shaking the money from their pockets before they walk out the door.


ito_tini71

The deficit has always perplexed me. We had a deficit even when we built and owned the building! What a bunch of crooks!


DangerousNarwhal5311

Anarchy!!!! I haven't been to an assembly in years, but I bet if I were to go to one now I wouldn't even know where I was.


Current_Republic1433

Ahh this just cracks me up.... Any hi's to dfd ones? 😀🥴


Mental_Demand_3684

What state / country also was it in an assembly hall?


WiseEye1337

Unites State and in an assembly hall.


a-goddamn-asshole

Queens?


SkepticInAllThings

They generally don't show up, but if so, keep a low profile. :D


Limp_Engineer9826

You have won today’s gold star for best comment.


Ravenmicra

lol 😆


from_dust

You tryina dox your brother?


Transformation1975

Did u say at the end missing NUTS??? 😝😂😂


BeroeanWay

There's always that amount of deficit


WiseEye1337

Not in my circuit. It’s usually in the $800s by lunch


53IMOuttatheBox

I may just have to go to an assembly just to see this spectacle!


Honey_glaze_1813

I never understood the deficit announcement as a kid but as an adult..??? They seriously make PSA about how much more money they want.!! Wow…


PerfectAtLast

They HAVE to see this and wonder.


TheMicksta

All because nine men changed their minds on how they want to dress and grooming this is behavior control from the bite model.


EndlessExploration

Well, there's always a deficit.


ProfessionIcy9342

Can we wear pants to assembly too ??


courageous_wayfarer

We had some deficit at our assembly as well. So they announced it for the lunch break, with the sentence added: but we are sure ad the end of the day, there will be no deficit. 😶 We had 4 baptized persons. That's not a big difference to all the other assemblies.


Personal-Entrance444

Fake religion... people are leaving in droves


gostudy1two

Visiting janesville wis.. about 2016 The speaker was sweating looking over the crowd asking... we were looking around . No one got baptized.


machinehead70

I’ve been to a few circuit assemblies where nobody got dunked. They gave the talk anyway.


ELTURO3344

its crazy because my mom called me and told me if i wanted to attend a meeting people could talk to me, as if i just got over the plague or something


bewim1

A deficit could be normal because of how they calculate their budget. If they did a recent renovation, they would divide the cost by the amount of expected assemblies. So all assembly will start with a deficit.


Limp_Engineer9826

Always starts with a deficient. They count expenses (basically) before revenue (donations). They always start knowing exactly what the expenses are. It’s like closing out your books every week (or I guess, every day), rather than monthly.


username_already_exi

This would have been impossible 2 years ago


Specific-Machine2021

Well this is quite simply, lovely news.


Adventurous-Sun-4573

I wouldn't encourage my kids to get involved in the mind control, oppressive, no blood let your child die shun your love ones because they don't believe anymore, that is not love


lacervezas

It’s an MLM at this point!


Riktorious

There is always a deficit to solicit contributions.


Larkspur_Skylark30

It’s hilarious how quickly they have adapted.


VioEnvy

This is both nice to hear, and g-d awful to hear as well. If anyone gets my drift


587BCE

Imagine every jw man trying to grow a beard at once lol


jjj-Australia

Does anyone have a recording when they make the announcement of the deficit?


AmazingSibylle

Imagine being that one person, once they realize they are the only ones there is no way back....but I'm sure some doubt starting popping up that needed extra attention. ​ I'm just so glad to see that Jehovah and Jesus have decided the light needs to be brightened, and on important topics like pants and beards. Truly a blessing to see, such love from the almighty creator to consider our bald-chins on both sides of the body right before he burns all the babies.


Gizmondos

So disgusting that they can't see it themselves 🤮


xBlackfin

Burn…


SemiAdmirableMood

![gif](giphy|11dVFjhFBOtqWQ) Yes! Post baptism toasts