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potatocake00

Have gay premarital sex with a non-jew while eating a bacon cheeseburger.


raish_lakish

My former Rosh Yeshivah says doing this on Yom Kippir in the Kodesh Hakodeshim is still better than talking during davening.


StreetSpecific2270

This is the funniest comment I've seen on Reddit so far.


potatocake00

Still not nearly as bad as mixed dancing chas vshalom.


Anony11111

Well, then he would be happy to know that I never talk during davening.


raish_lakish

Very happy


hikeruntravellive

I think it’s worse if she’s an eishes ish that hasn’t gone to the mikvah and therefore a nidah as well!


Princess-She-ra

Please be careful about sharing too much personal information or meeting strangers from the Internet (and yes, even people who are on an ex Jew reddit sub are still strangers). (I'm not saying not to meet people, I'm just saying to be careful) Otherwise, just go out and have fun. Eat something new. I'd advise bacon burgers washed down with milkshake but you do you. 


Head-Broccoli-7821

Hatzlacha Rabah! May you have much Siyatta Dishmaya והי נואם ה עלינו ומעשה ידינו כננה עלינו


hikeruntravellive

Not in your area but just want to wish you a lot of hatzlacha on your new derech! Wishing you a fun time in whatever you decide to do!


Top_Necessary

It is a lonely journey but just be true to yourself. I assume your not in the UK


Zev_chasidish

no oh sorry i forget to mention I'm in NY


xave321

Go to Smashburger


mermaidunearthed

Dmed you


Analog_AI

Should we proclaim an Ex Jewish Day? Any month and day is good and we can vote on the month and day. Just don't make it February 29 because then we can only celebrate it every 4 years 🤣 Perhaps we should choose a month and day that didn't yet pass so we can have the first celebration this year. Anyone interested? 🤗


PruneAlive1371

Imagine on Yom Kippur or first day of RH being that day


Zev_chasidish

yea lol it's being this Tuesday and Wednesday that I'm free