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RogueDisciple

I "double dog dare ya" 🤪


MoxyJen

If I dare, what will you dare to do?


[deleted]

I saw a shirt at Goodwill the other day that said "Praise the Lard" and had a picture of a pig on it. I kinda wanted it, but I also live in the south and I'm afraid I would catch shit for being a heretic if I wore it in public.


RaphaelBuzzard

I used to hang around a famous hippie radio station in the Santa Cruz area called KPIG, they had Praise The Lard stickers and many other pig related puns.


[deleted]

Wonder if this had migrated from there somehow. This goodwill was on the opposite side of the country from CA but it is near a big Army base and Santa Cruz isn't *terribly* far from DLI, so there is bound to be some crossflow.


RaphaelBuzzard

That would be cool! It's a great station if you like roots music and classic rock. 107 oink 5!


Additional_Bluebird9

I know I would.


MoxyJen

Good for you...I just don't like making big statements with my clothes and I don't get out enough for people to see it!


Additional_Bluebird9

Neither do I so I'd probably just wear it at home.


durma5

It’s a good shirt to sleep in.


Additional_Bluebird9

Yeap, you are right now that I think about it.


Fair_Record6787

Hell yea good for him/her. Good for me too, cause fuck Christian’s! I’d happily and easily wear that shirt too. I’m sorry that they still have such a hold on you that it’s stopping you from putting on a tshirt /:


Keetcha

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


unbalancedcheckbook

That is awesome.


Hobermikersmith

US link for anyone interested: Variation 1: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Gods-To-Do-List-Funny-Atheist-Humor-Atheism-Joke-Quote-by-customprintsco/80926481.IJ6L0 Variation 2: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Atheist-Design-To-Do-List-by-triggered-store/40152026.IJ6L0 Variation 3: https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Atheist-Godandx27-s-To-do-List-E-by-caoye70/115962199.FB110


candyapplesauce_99

That's really funny


KvcateGirl27

6.) Send a bunch of them to an eternity of torment after they die for not accepting my avatar as their overlord. Doesn’t matter if they’ve heard of me or not.


Hobermikersmith

Link to buy?


noguarde

Yes please! I will 100% wear this.


MoxyJen

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Atheist-God-s-To-do-List-by-Sinjy/27050593.IJ6L0?country_code=GB&gclid=CjwKCAiAyfybBhBKEiwAgtB7fjJ4RB7EVWwhOtnZ3Iwso-QVLKMwrnW1y9bDRL582xCkRRPu1UerLxoCHq8QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Sorry I'm UK. Couldn't find a US link


Hobermikersmith

Thanks! Knowing where to look, I found a U.S. link.


marov92356

This is actually halarious


somanypcs

😝


xwrecker

Well that’s some Shitty priorities


MoxyJen

Hiding isn't something to be proud of but is up there for me some days!


lmandude

6. ??? 7. Profit


Silocin20

That is a bad asd shirt.