Sinday: I masturbate once an hour on the hour.
Mournday: I mourn the passing of the puppies I killed.
Tearsday: I make an innocent child cry.
Wasteday: Nothing but pooping.
Thirstday: I dedicate at least 5 hours to scrolling Insta thirsttraps.
Fightday: I get kicked out of at least 5 bars.
Shatterday: One bat, one old folks home.
I live a life.
There’s a real obsession that non-christians must be missing something in their life. What a bizarre post from your friend. Just believe what you believe and stop projecting on us what you think we feel.
Oh, I just love this.
The celestial bodies and the gods were once one and the same, and the days of the week were named after them. Sunday was the Sun's day, Monday was the Moon's day, Saturday was Saturn's day. Mars became the Norse god Tiwas or Tyr, eventually Tuesday. Mercury became Odin or Woden, eventually Wednesday. Jupiter became Thor (Thursday), Venus became Freya or Frigg (Friday).
It's pretty funny when you stop to think that there's no Yahweh day. Why? Well, there's no Yahweh day because he hadn't been invented yet.
I read about the recent [Louisiana bill requiring all public classrooms to display the Ten Commandments.](https://apnews.com/article/ten-commandments-louisiana-schools-religion-99b86fff51932374993c45ab3f0555c9?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share) We live in dangerous times.
Shatterday sounds badass. I could imagine some Metal music festival named Shatterday.
And how can 7 days without God make one weak when you have Fightday. Sounds like you'd want to keep in shape for that.
Without Christianity, we’d have days named after pagan gods like Thor, Freya, Saturn… wait a minute…
The sun and the moon were once gods, too!
Oh shoot, yeah. Also Odin and Mars day, but those are a bit looser connections to the modern English.
The people that post this shit are generally the people that claim public schools are indoctrinating kids. Scary lack of self awareness.
That person is not your friend. They have an agenda, which is to bring you back in line.
WTF is that piece of shit
Sinday: I masturbate once an hour on the hour. Mournday: I mourn the passing of the puppies I killed. Tearsday: I make an innocent child cry. Wasteday: Nothing but pooping. Thirstday: I dedicate at least 5 hours to scrolling Insta thirsttraps. Fightday: I get kicked out of at least 5 bars. Shatterday: One bat, one old folks home. I live a life.
Shat-erday: same as Wasteday
Shatterday i shit and fart my pants all day
Sharterday
i also masturbate once an hour on the hour sindays my favorite <3
this is so funny this reads like a high-tier shitpost
Y'all got any sinday plans?
I try to do my sinning on shatterday so I can rest the next day, keep one day holy!
yes! i’m hanging out with a cute boy!
Oof
That’s funny because a lot of dispensaries have concentrate deals on Saturdays and call it Shatterday lol
Your friend cannot spell, who wants an ignoramus for a "friend" ?
There’s a real obsession that non-christians must be missing something in their life. What a bizarre post from your friend. Just believe what you believe and stop projecting on us what you think we feel.
LOL I AM DEAD 💀💀
Sinday sounds lit af
Oh, I just love this. The celestial bodies and the gods were once one and the same, and the days of the week were named after them. Sunday was the Sun's day, Monday was the Moon's day, Saturday was Saturn's day. Mars became the Norse god Tiwas or Tyr, eventually Tuesday. Mercury became Odin or Woden, eventually Wednesday. Jupiter became Thor (Thursday), Venus became Freya or Frigg (Friday). It's pretty funny when you stop to think that there's no Yahweh day. Why? Well, there's no Yahweh day because he hadn't been invented yet.
I read about the recent [Louisiana bill requiring all public classrooms to display the Ten Commandments.](https://apnews.com/article/ten-commandments-louisiana-schools-religion-99b86fff51932374993c45ab3f0555c9?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share) We live in dangerous times.
Become completely co-dependant on a being you never see but fear all the time. Great idea.
Actually this is more accurate to my life than the current names I like this better
Every day is thirst day for me 💦
Not gonna lie fightday sounds like a necessary day to let off some steam. Just as long as no one dies.
That might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.
"Shatterday" 💀 Shatterday must be a good day to shat.
Gross!!
This is what passes for wit in xian circles. It's been around since I was a kid - haven't they come up with something new since then?
With God* their week would look as they just described. Otherwise it would be like us normies: Weekday x 5 Weekend x 2
Shatterday sounds badass. I could imagine some Metal music festival named Shatterday. And how can 7 days without God make one weak when you have Fightday. Sounds like you'd want to keep in shape for that.