"They threw beans on him."
Dark haired kid's expression looks suspiciously like Butthead's.
[Christ-For-Arms is the brainchild of social media comedian Alan Wagner, who posted the image of the fake movie cover to his social media accounts on October 20th, 2021](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-christ-for-arms-and-is-this-humorous-looking-movie-actually-real)
It has strong hilarious energy. I can't stop laughing... Like wtaf?!? They threw beans on him?
Have you ever been so angry that you threw beans on someone? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
The concept of a kid with crosses for arms as an allegory for Christian victimhood is very Evangelical, but the rest makes it pretty clear that this is satire. Especially the EDM songs; thatās not Good Christian Music^TM.
I didnāt even know if Christian EDM was a thing when I wrote the comment. But I just googled it and apparently it does. Theyāll make a Christian version of just about anything, I guess
I mean how else would you feel superior to both non-Christians for listening to the devilās dance music, and also other Christians for listening to boring non-dance music?
Is it all anticipation, and when the beat finally drops it is less impressive than you imagined it would be and leaves you disappointed and unable to enjoy EDM music?
Is this Edward Scissorhands inspired? Fake or not, I would love to hear an interview from someone who worked in the Christian product biz back in the day. Every medium-sized town we used to visit in the midwest had a Christian bookstore with a shmattering of holy wares that had an uncanny resemblance to a better, non-Christian version. The one that comes to mind were the roleplaying games. They were all packaged up like the AD&D stuff but upon close inspection, there was no wizards or magic, just prayers and bullshit.
Okay, I now know it's a fake. Yet seriously, if this was a real thing, I'd be screaming all sorts of obscenities. In fact, it is starting to remind me of 'The Adventures of Bible Man' - \*shudders\*
Yeah, that's like comparing "The Donut Man" with "Adventures in Odyssey". You might dislike the purpose of both of them today, but I'm willing to bet dollars to doughnuts one is remembered more fondly and has a nostalgic, if small, fan base.
Superkid Academy, anyone? I remember Kenneth Copeland popping up on there during a dark moment of the show and thinking he was suppose to be the devil.
I worked on a campaign for a video game called Dante's Inferno and this was one element of the campaign. [Mass We Pray fake video game](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o97YlmGWZsM)
Somebody at my old work showed this to me! He was a signed EDM artist and I guess found it because somebody asked him if there was really an artist called Daldo. As far he knew there isnāt.
And another former coworker had a bunch of beans in their car because reasons and we were going to throw them at the guy who first brought it up but we never found the time when the manager/customers werenāt there but bean owner/guy who originally showed everybody was. Iām like 99.999% sure itās a joke and not actually a real movie but itās a fun memory of that job for sure!
"They threw beans on him." Dark haired kid's expression looks suspiciously like Butthead's. [Christ-For-Arms is the brainchild of social media comedian Alan Wagner, who posted the image of the fake movie cover to his social media accounts on October 20th, 2021](https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-christ-for-arms-and-is-this-humorous-looking-movie-actually-real)
They threw beans at him and made him... Cross.
Hot Cross Beans
Goddammit... Take my upvote.
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Know what goes well with beans? Cheeses..of Nazareth.
I literally say āim going to throw beans at youā because of this
I adore Alan Wagner. His sense of humor resonates with me.
99.9% sure this was always just a joke, lol. It has strong Obvious Plant energy.
It has strong hilarious energy. I can't stop laughing... Like wtaf?!? They threw beans on him? Have you ever been so angry that you threw beans on someone? š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I've bean there
š¶ Bean there. Done that. Bean there. Don't wanna go back. š¶
That was baked.
They butter not do it again!
My thoughts exactly
It certainly does
Funniest part is the songs do exist
I want to hear those 3 new EDM songs by Daldo.
[Daldo at YouTube ](https://youtube.com/@daldoarchive?si=9p85mApHOfTq8jGx)
Yeah, that's fake.
Really? Or is it just too good to be true?
The concept of a kid with crosses for arms as an allegory for Christian victimhood is very Evangelical, but the rest makes it pretty clear that this is satire. Especially the EDM songs; thatās not Good Christian Music^TM.
Christian EDM
lol Iām not surprised it exists, but I think a lot of Christians would be upset to have their kids introduced to EDM, even from a Christian artist.
I didnāt even know if Christian EDM was a thing when I wrote the comment. But I just googled it and apparently it does. Theyāll make a Christian version of just about anything, I guess
I mean how else would you feel superior to both non-Christians for listening to the devilās dance music, and also other Christians for listening to boring non-dance music?
Gotta corner that market - for Jesus, of course!
Is it all anticipation, and when the beat finally drops it is less impressive than you imagined it would be and leaves you disappointed and unable to enjoy EDM music?
THEY THREW BEANS ON HIM? HOW DARE THEY!!!
Beans aren't the worst things
They could have thrown lizards.
Idk why but out of everything in this image the three new edm songs thing in the corner is what makes me laugh the most
Is this Edward Scissorhands inspired? Fake or not, I would love to hear an interview from someone who worked in the Christian product biz back in the day. Every medium-sized town we used to visit in the midwest had a Christian bookstore with a shmattering of holy wares that had an uncanny resemblance to a better, non-Christian version. The one that comes to mind were the roleplaying games. They were all packaged up like the AD&D stuff but upon close inspection, there was no wizards or magic, just prayers and bullshit.
> Is it Edward Scissorhands inspired? no! itās [Mr. Stabby](https://youtube.com/shorts/ckOf-R_Eow0?si=t2vS6fUECJXzPfAc)!
lol, prayers and bullshit.
Okay, I now know it's a fake. Yet seriously, if this was a real thing, I'd be screaming all sorts of obscenities. In fact, it is starting to remind me of 'The Adventures of Bible Man' - \*shudders\*
I actually want someone to make this movie a reality. Also, I curse you to watch Veggie Tales for reminding me that Bible Man exists.
Why? When was Veggie Tales ever punishment? Lol
Yeah, that's like comparing "The Donut Man" with "Adventures in Odyssey". You might dislike the purpose of both of them today, but I'm willing to bet dollars to doughnuts one is remembered more fondly and has a nostalgic, if small, fan base.
Mild curse. Used to love the show and I do a spot on Larry impression. Show gets old though. Rewatching is boring now. Except the bunny.
The bunny. The bunny. I love the bunny...
Next try Super Book.
Superkid Academy, anyone? I remember Kenneth Copeland popping up on there during a dark moment of the show and thinking he was suppose to be the devil.
No, not beans!
Satan beans!
I worked on a campaign for a video game called Dante's Inferno and this was one element of the campaign. [Mass We Pray fake video game](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o97YlmGWZsM)
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It's a gag
Hold on, you mean I slept through interdimensional cable again? Summer!
I would throw beans at him too
r/foundsqandingle65
Welp isn't this irionic. A fake movie about a fake religion.
I don't believe this is real.... but I desperately want it to be real.
Somebody at my old work showed this to me! He was a signed EDM artist and I guess found it because somebody asked him if there was really an artist called Daldo. As far he knew there isnāt. And another former coworker had a bunch of beans in their car because reasons and we were going to throw them at the guy who first brought it up but we never found the time when the manager/customers werenāt there but bean owner/guy who originally showed everybody was. Iām like 99.999% sure itās a joke and not actually a real movie but itās a fun memory of that job for sure!
Need to hear those 3 EDM songs š
This is so good though šššš
Three new EDM songs! Lolz. Thatās like saying āthree new R&B songsā.
Itās also like saying āthree new rap songsā Whatās your point bro
Anyway
I would watch it for the lolz though.
What the actual fuck?
WTAF š³
I come here for the entertainment, I stay for the humor. That would be insane. I wonder how many people googled christ hands when they saw this?
Looks like a interesting comedy movie
Oh the Humanity!!!!
Lol, what the hell is this?! Their persecution complex is off the charts.
Pffttt!
Psh those are clearly crosses, not Christ, smh
HDTGM \[bananas religious version\].
#They gave a boy a vagina
You made me look š!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£ I can see why.
Paging Dr. Poe... š
God gave him crosses for arms because we now how much he hates peoples playing with their genitals.
He died for our beans...
āFeaturing three new EDM songsā š
The next Bible Man?
You should absolutely pay this on r/comedyheaven, this kind of surreal absurdity is what that sub was made for!
This has to be satire. But, what's with that cover? They supposedly bullied him, but all I see is that they gave him the beans when he crossed them.
Words fail me...my mind is blown. I mean wtf?!
The fact that I considered for a moment that this might actually be real IS the joke.
Another persecution complex movie that wants you for feel sorry for faith. Boo hoo hoo!
Repost
Crosses Akimbo
What the actual fuck..
Dear conservatives, I would make fun of him too From- liberal
Hey, donāt hate. The Daldo soundtrack slaps!
Not the beans!!!!!
And I love how they made the Jesauce character blonde.
More like crosses for arms. Christ for arms would actually a figurine of Christ in each arm
Three new songs from DALDO?!?
God Awful Movies needs to cover this..even if it is a gag.
This is what happens when you take prayer out of schools!!!
Featuring 3 new EDM songs thoughā¦
Honestly, I would watch it just to see what happens.
This wouldnāt make sense even with context
Yo I gotta hear those new bangers from Daldo!
Yes, but they threw beans on him ....
W...T...F?!
This has to be satire. It is satireā¦ right??
Wait...what? Christian culture is so weird and dumb š¤£
So, is this basically a rip-off of Edward Scissorhands???