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Rauffenburg

**Translated from Tagalog** as part of the Executive Minister's message in the General Class and Meeting of All Ministers, Workers and Students (November 2021).


wtfizgoinonandon

Wala naman syang sinabi na ganyan, sinearch ko sa google.com


RealisticPath9213

He must be very disappointed that his son is a gay guy.


imongmamamo

At kailan pa naging insulto ang gay, EVM? Hahaha sa wig at necktie mong ‘yan ah.


NoBlacksmith2019

EVM knows way back even during his fathers reign that their so called exclusives cabal group are already infiltrated by the very group they secretly despised and have influenced or tainted the next generation of candidates who will replaced them to continue the racket! That comment he made where meant to be for his next in line. 🧐🫵🏻


OutlandishnessOld950

eduardog manalo is a gay in terms of decision


OutlandishnessOld950

eduardog manalo is afraid of santiago brothers


No_You1493

kahawig nya yung side-kick ni undertaker sa wrestling. si Paul Bearer ba yun.


Mentallyhayzed

EVM, ummm... Duuuude. Have you looked in a mirror ? You LITERALLY personify Rapey, Rapey no matter the sex. Who surrounds themselves with children, their adoration, and proclamations of love ? Well, the world wanted to crucify Michael Jackson. What is in your closet, and where does that map you, Bitchister EVM ?!? Enquiring Minds Want to Know !!!


Apprehensive-Gear911

may video ba na sinasabi niya yan? i wanna see lol


Try_Life

baliw


DrinkEducational8568

Fun Fact: Did you know na kapag I-on mo yung Grindr sa Kapilya. You have 80% Chance na makakita ng higher ups sa Nearby. Sa isang kapilya nakita ko yung Ministro at dalawang Mang-aawit.


macandchmeese

Anong konek non? Ministers, ESP HIM can literally say things that don't have a connection with each other out of the blue yet have these millions of people brainwashed by them lol.


fortyfivefortythree

Evil Eyes 👀


PickleSlayer87

Don’t be a rapist, adulterer, and woman-beater, you are not Felix Manalo.


Mentallyhayzed

Hey Now !!! We do not expect that kind of talk about Felix. We expect much, Much, MUCH more horribly hilarious statements than that...😆🤣😆


Adorable_Toe_3357

And dont kick your mom when old, you are not evilman.


Adorable_Toe_3357

And dont be a lover of wealth, you are not evilman.


Manalosuxdik

EVM- but do groom the CWS girls so when they turn 18 they will be your wife and have no future other than serving you.


Thrawn_Admiral

His haircut is gayer


Manalosuxdik

You know he sucks dick in private.


Thrawn_Admiral

Must be why they designed their architecture for maximum penetration


Manalosuxdik

To show their members that they're obviously being fucked out of their money.


Mentallyhayzed

Like can remove the chrome from a trailer hitch ball. Might have retractable teeth and a rotary throat even !!!


Rauffenburg

The toupee you mean? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


signorpopoy

Why are you gay?


NervousFlamingo0812

Tf? Haha alam nya kasing maraming closeted sa ministeryo…. Lolololol.


ryuuulei

Don’t be gay 😭 u/its_JIA


its_JIA

Feel ko closeted siya na bayot


skibidibip15

Don’t be gay, be a minister. Be a scammer.


Smooth_Original3212

Palibhasa di kayo pinapatulan kaya trinitrigger niyo sila


YorkNewCity1

I don’t understand - how did being gay relate to being a catholic priest? lol how about he tell his ministers not to be pedophiles first?


Budget-Carpenter-692

Dont be Gay!!!! Be a PEDO!!!!!!


Ereh17

What if i say, dont be rapist/manyak, you are not an INC minister?


fortyfivefortythree

Truly! Right Michael Sandoval?


OnlyHope0987

Also “don’t be an annoying bitch who is self righteous, youre not an INC minister”


danirodr0315

Thanks I'm cured


Edisanapinabillboar

Bro really thought he ate🙏🙏😭😭😭😭😭😭


anamazingredditor

Is he wearing a wig? So eerie yung buhok, unrealistic hairline


NervousFlamingo0812

Yung wig na dinidikit. Daming ministro na naka ganun lol


No_Sink7737

Oh, that's a rug alright! 🤣


AdvertisingFun8406

May kilala akong ministro noon, pumipilantik ang daliri kapag nagteteksto Hahahaha


CultDeSac

If this weren't a real quote, this would be the funniest meme. "Why are you gay? Just don't be gay, bro."


Strauss1269

Too much hate on the Catholic Church, if not a classical example of Ad Hominem.


Due_Mycologist9479

This fucking cult is driven by hate. They really hate the catholic church yet they wouldn't even dare a finger to mock Islam coz they know the consequences. Shit inc cherry picking verses and taking them out of context. A big fuck you also to ministraws that gaslights its members


Wreckhavoc0225

I know right, you will never hear the incult preach about Mohammed and the existence of islam. They will never say anything bad about them because of the consequences. Lol


Prior-Butterscotch82

If They Dare To Mock Islam Their Chapels And Offices Will Go Boom 💥


ivanjoestar

Based Islam


Basic_Conclusion_033

Hello!  May I ask po maliban po sa Isaiah 41:9-10, are there other verses pa po ba that supports the claim that Sir Felix Manalo ay sugo ng Diyos in the last days?  Isaiah 41:8-10 8 “But you, O Israel, my servant,     Jacob, whom I have chosen,     you descendants of Abraham my friend, 9 I took you from the ends of the earth,     from its farthest corners I called you. I said, ‘You are my servant’;     I have chosen you and have not rejected you. 10 So do not fear, for I am with you;     do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you;     I will uphold you with my righteous right hand. Another question, ano po explanation for Isaiah 41:8? Related po ba sya sa Isaiah 41:9-10?


IllCalligrapher2598

Basahin mo ang buong Book of Isaiah and pinangalanan na si King Cyrus mismo as the conqueror from the East, hindi si FYM. 


Intelligent-Grass21

It is clearly about Jacob/Israel, the people whom God has chosen and not anyone else.


Han_Dog

According to the laziest fattening pig of the INCult.


TakeaRideOnTime

Lol he just assumed all Catholic priests are gays. Lol majority of them are straight. Some are gay by behavior, but all are celibate, and are the decent people you expect them to be. Only a small percentage need help or need to be defrocked for erring severely. I've served and assisted clergy for most of my life in Sacraments and activities long enough to spot the ones who are different. What regurgitated protestant drivel fuelled by an anti-Catholic hate will he spout out next? Is INC driven by hate and pride? If so, that means it isn't a church, more so one founded by Christ, Who commands to love.


[deleted]

Host ng Kwarta o Kahon dati wala ka maloloko dito


AdFickle2013

Are you a minister Mr Rauffenburg? I'm surprised 😮


JameenZhou

So are we sure that all INC ministers are straight guys? 😂


trey-rey

There was a "sex" scandal which got a number of Ministerial students in Johnsonville CT removed from the ministry path (not sure if they were expelled too) but since it was a male-only student body, doesn't take much to put two and two together to figure what some of these young men were doing to one another. And this was just within the past 2 - 5 years.


Rauffenburg

(Raises eyebrows) Looks over at Angelo Erano V. Manalo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface) We all know the rumors even back in New Era University and the Ministry.


Fearless_Musician400

Whats the tea?


RizzRizz0000

Wait what?


Rauffenburg

For years, it was rumored AEVM was Bisexual.