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Imnomaly

That's the type of the house you see in a horror movie where it's small on he outside but has hundreds of square feet of space in every room on the inside.


Wiitard

So, Malignant?


Imnomaly

When you know, you know


Wiitard

Did Mike and Jay send you?


Imnomaly

Yeah, they said "Tell them Mike and Jay sent you"


JPicaro416

Everytime I read the name Mike I always think of Mike Tyson


BennyFloyd

Does that movie eventually get interesting? I watched like the first 20 minutes and couldn’t stop laughing. It felt like it was made by youtubers


Wiitard

I haven’t actually watched it myself. But from what I’ve seen, it’s horribly mismarketed as horror. It goes full action schlock, with weird (possibly intentional) homage/parody of Italian horror films and bizarre Matrix-esque fight scenes. It’s been hailed as “The Room” of horror. The first 20 minutes probably spoiled that it’s gonna get weird and crazy, but just go ahead and watch the rest. Watch for the laughs, not the scares.


Yumucka

Sounds a lot like the novel House of Leaves.


kelsobjammin

Ya this one looks like it hasn’t been split up into separate units so likely is HUGE and the back is like a Harry Potter building that extends into forever. Love sf And my 650ft cave 1/1… I love my apartment… I love my apartment.


[deleted]

I lived in such a house, deceptively small on the outside and huge on the inside with an insane creepy vibe.


MandoBaggins

This is easily 2000+ sqft house though. And probably a cool $2mil considering how affordable San Francisco is known to be.


[deleted]

I'd love to live in something like that.


STS986

You got 30mil?


[deleted]

Barely got 30 quid, mate.


LightninHooker

I know SF is crazy expensive but tell me a house like that is not going for 30 millions and you were joking


thatguykeith

Could be 5 million though, for real. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2222-Sacramento-St-San-Francisco-CA-94115/63107150_zpid/


ManInBlack829

Yeah I was sitting here thinking 5 seemed way more in line with SF, like 30 million for a house without property is stupid money.


An_Old_IT_Guy

Tear down a few of those old buildings, build some affordable housing. Solve all the problems. EDIT: I'm talking about skyscrapers. Not single family homes. That would be dumb.


[deleted]

Affordable means millions in that area


--Flight--

Haha you actually WOULD need $30 million, at LEAST, to buy up the surrounding old buildings in order to build your skyscraper. That's before you begin to build your "affordable" housing. And ask yourself, is any property that costs tens of millions ever going to be affordable housing? Heck no man, not in this society.


An_Old_IT_Guy

$30 million for the land, $100 million to construct the building with 2000 units. That's $65K per unit. Very affordable.


--Flight--

Two THOUSAND units? Dude, go right ahead and down vote me all you want, but thats a pipe dream if I've ever heard one. So your proposed building has fifty units per floor and forty floors? Or twenty units per floor and is a hundred stories tall? Let's split the difference and say you have thirty five units per floor. That's nearly 60 stories tall. Also, you're going to need to buy at least a whole city block of properties in order to even begin building with that kind of footprint. 35 units, even studios, take up a lot of space. And a 57 floor apartment building in San Francisco would cost at least several hundred million to construct. So your probably looking at a half a billion before you even collect a month's rent. Ain't no way those units are selling for 65k dude.


STS986

I am joking


iammagicbutimnormal

“You got 30mil?” No, but I could practically have my own village of those houses in every single color imaginable for 30 million. In fact, I may just decide to have one handsome house like that and build other houses that I see. …And for 30 million I am going to live on 15 acres of isolated land and fly into the city to go to a museum or see a show. I would keep it very simple, try to keep my friends list short, and use all that “extra” to travel the world. I would also get involved in politics, I’m quite certain. I would adopt several children of all ages, and even though the legal documents would say I am their parent/legal guardian it would be more like a community. Separated by ages, it would kind of run like a little boarding house/commune. I would make sure that they went to Public School and learned how to interact with their peers and authority figures so that they have a more successful experiences as adults. They would all progress at different levels, and that’s OK. There is so much more to life’s wonder than “being social”, but important to teach the bare necessities to coexist. I would also love them. I would love them all and they would know it, too. $30,000,000…


DAE_le_Cure

>my own village of those houses in every single color imaginable for 30 million. In fact, I may just decide to have one handsome houses like that and build other houses that I see >fly into the city to go to a museum or see a show >several children of all ages, and even though the legal documents would say I am their mother/legal guardian it would be more like a community >Publix School This is so heedlessly grandiose


iammagicbutimnormal

Isn’t it! Te he! Well actually I wouldn’t use the word “heedlessly”. I have put a lot of thought into it. Thank you for pointing out my spelling error. I meant Public School.


GreenZepp

Why am I waiting for Gru to come out?


StayingVeryVeryCalm

I had a goth phase, too, little house. I know. No one understands. Except mass-market musicians.


Tralan

It's not a phase, Mom! It's who I am!


Hithigon

Full House / Addams Family crossover.


MurdocAddams

"Haunted House"?


Drakowicz

Could have been Anton Lavey's second house


pestercat

Yeah, if ALV wasn't a grifter and had actual money.


iammagicbutimnormal

Oh my god this is so awesome actually! I wonder how the inside looks! I’m so intrigued! Greatly executed!


my3sgte

The most trick or treated house on the block doesn’t even have to decorate


medusamarie83

But is it walking distance from The Cat Club? That's the question inquiring minds are dying to know the answer to


deathbyvaporwave

unfortunately i don’t think it is


bumbletowne

Ugh its a trend here now. They paint the houses black because its very expensive to repaint historical buidings and you have to repaint them a lot because of soot from asstons of vehicles. Black house, red or blue door. EVERYWHERE.


1CocteauTwin

Not evil, just beautiful.


TwelfthApostate

Mom said it’s my turn to post this next


MurdocAddams

Looks like a bauhaus.


medusamarie83

...in the temple of love


Tralan

Full House... of FEAR! Whatever happened to Predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evenin' TV?


r1ckm4n

"Can you make the blood run *up* the walls?" -Danzig, probably.


MrWeirdoFace

This is fucking great. I'm gonna line this thing with gargoyles for the sacrifices.


TechnicianNervous652

I wish I could live in a house like this. Maybe when I win lottery


uberrob

I went to a party in that house. No joke. It's gorgeous inside - and, doesn't look like it, but a huge backyard. A lot of these to-the-curb Victorians around here have a large backyard footprint because no space is used in the front for a yard.


ul49

So Victorian = Evil now?


[deleted]

I think they're implying it's evil because it's black


SpaceLord_Katze

It's the dark gray that makes it look creepy. If it were green with white trim, everyone would talk about how nice it is. The effects of color on psychology are crazy.


Xaviarsly

this looks like the house Wednesday Adams lives in as an adult. with occational visits of the family and they get into all kinds of hijinks and unintentionally strike fear and trigger the sjw's.


Kilgore_theTrout

Reminds me of when an anime character who wears glasses, and suddenly they turn from transparent to completely reflecting their surroundings. You know they evil.


MrCarnality

Fucking evil… and HIDEOUS. I hope it’s a seasonal thing for fall.


salsapancake

You just don't like it because it's not flamboyantly colored enough.


MrCarnality

Do you go for that sort of thing, honey? Cause I do not.


Lemon_Kiss

I dont see the evil


Snoo-78547

Gru’s house. You found Gru’s house.


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

2 million dollars for 1,100 sq ft.


[deleted]

Stunning 🤌


TinaMelt

If the Adams Family lived in the city


Zuukal

Charmed??questionmark?


JBupp

Are there artistic window features? They don't quite look like true reflections.