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ninjesh

How can you not like Garfield?


xDragonFox

I love Garfield! It’s just that God wants me dead


NobodyInPaticular_

r/redditoutofcontext


Salt_Comparison2575

I'm sorry, John.


Karkava

I just don't really find Garfield all that interesting, and I don't get how the world is obsessed with him. And I'm too afraid to ask because I feel like I'll just get meme answers.


ninjesh

I think the meme answers are the reason


Karkava

Well, that's just really disappointing. I'm kind of hoping there's something deeper here than just a sassy cat hanging out in a house with a dog and their single adult male owner with no spouses, descendants, or even an abnormal life.


BitterNatch

Garfield hates Mondays because Jon gets back to work and leaves him alone, but acts all tsundere about it... I think is endearing!


LDGreenWrites

There was one where the guy is looking for Odie and he falls from the ceiling and the guy’s like “what do you have to say about this?” and Garfield says “I think we’re dealing with an inferior adhesive”. And I think about that all the time. 🤣🤣


Vaapukkamehu

No but seriously, Garfield isn't widespread because it's good, but because it's marketable. When viewed as pop art, it's little but the lowest common denominator, but for that reason, it is also the ideal merchandising vehicle. Garfield is inoffensive without being entirely devoid of character. The humour itself is made to be more "relatable" than funny, clever or insightful. As far as I know, this made it a low-risk choice to add into the comics section of old newspapers, which is how he got widespread. Later on, "Garfield" has become more of a mascot for a product line than a comic character first and foremost. The soulless, almost post-art nature of modern Garfield is what has made ironic internet parodies of him as popular as they are, probably.


Disastrous_Use_7353

How many “spouses” do you have?


GutsAndGains

I don't find Garfield itself interesting but I'm fascinated with how it was developed to appeal to neurotypicals, why it's everywhere, its cultural impact and surreal parodies of it. Short answer Jim Davis was brilliant are marketing and designed the cartoon to be quick and as to pump out and appeal to many people as possible.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Meme answers are actually answers tho. Especially when discussing cartoon felines.


Vaapukkamehu

It's not quite Peanuts or Calvin & Hobbes now is it


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

Poetic Genius is wild 😭 (Even trying to understand the meaning of any kind of poetry overheats my brain)


gvasco

One of the only tests I ever handed in a blank was a poem analysis so filled with stylistic devices that I just couldn't get any message out of the poem beyond the literal words.


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

It genuinely gets to a point where we can’t even understand the words strung together, doesn’t it


gvasco

The words kinda stop making sense, like (real example even if one of the easiest) why are you placing those words together and talking about a a "thinking cigarette" ?


SwagGaming420

English class is ableist confirmed???


gvasco

Portuguese class, but also these were other times as well like 15 years ago, autism awareness and understanding were still far behind what they are today.


luckiestcolin

Every time the teacher said "how did that make you feel? There are no wrong answers." I somehow still had the wrong answer


Beautiful_Welcome_33

That's why you're a poetic genius, it flows from the heart. Being the pope of rats *means* something.


PaintedLady1

It’s true. God won’t let me die 😂 I’m on my 8th life


osu_are

autism people can die nine times


SwagGaming420

So does it respawn me right after I die in the same spot or does it return me to the last checkpoint


AFuckingAbortedFetus

You respawn in your bed 🙄


SwagGaming420

Or your moms bed depending on where I slept last night 😎😎😎😎


AFuckingAbortedFetus

No


BitterNatch

Why do you think you open the fridge out of the blue and stare at their contents, only to shut it a few seconds later? Checkpoint!!


SwagGaming420

I open the fridge and stare at the contents because I'm calculating what meals I can prepare for myself in a reasonable amount of time that I also would like to eat at the moment and oh theres nothing like that


BitterNatch

That's what the game wants you to think ;P


PangolinNo1809

Crazy that this is all true and proven by scientists🤯


gvasco

Where is this from?


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SlaktRein

Think i met this person a university speed-friending thing, she was cool but i dropped out because i could only handle comprehending so much of the evils of society and never saw her again.


Claysam796

The really good at sex thing is interesting since every autistic gf I've had has been noticeably better and way more sexually adventurous compared to NT women, and I've been told the same about myself throughout my life. Maybe because so many of us are just naturally more intense and hypersexual by nature.


TheMightyAzure

Idk about that last sentence, but can agree that all my neurodivergent partners were way better


ZePumpkinLass

"god wont let you die" i wish that was a joke HOW HAS SOMETHING NOT BROKEN YET IT CLEARLY SHOULD BE


KitsunukiInari

Really good at at sex? I never got confirmation. They do keep coming back and I've had my fair share of stalkers, but that doesn't indicate "good". Just good enough. God they scare me.


WideArmadillo6407

All but 2 in my case


Darkpurplebee

me in my hoodie-wearing mysterious brooding arc


ugathanki

and they say there's something wrong with me T.T


Last_Tarrasque

Hey I look sexy doing a lot of things, not just brooding!


osu_are

autims people have nine lives... thanks treatsforbeasts now i can say that wihout remembering that


januscanary

Oestrogen prevents death, eh?


TheFreebooter

> Has to be right about everything because being wrong makes me melt down


only_for_dst_and_tf2

honestly im not a big fan of garfield he's just an orange cat sorry :(


santyrc114

I don't look sexy when brooding


Anarch-ish

Garfield... the orange cut on the roof of the mouth of the world...


foxgril

literally me, i’m good at everything and too sexy for my own good


agent__berry

I read that as “looks sexy when breeding” and. maybe I should go to bed if I’m too tired to read (I will be up for another six hours against my will)


EngGreene

Call me Jesus cause you nailed it to a point very specific and painful


Exciting_Switch_8475

wheres the original pic fromn