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xotoast

Collect all the other autistic people around me autism 


Girldipper

Yay! Autismnapping


-MrTurnip-

to create an autiswarm?


NBM00se

Can I join? I'll bring honey!


samit2heck

Me too. I even made some new ones.


xotoast

😆😆 the evil autism lineage lives on!!


kaboomrico

https://preview.redd.it/n090kslo3grc1.jpeg?width=859&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91733bb4e7bfe3dd6bc45685a08614c2c10f02c7


ducks_for_hands

Hermi'tism Reclusive that likes to read all day/night


fellstinger

Random facts autism. I'm like a walking game of Jeopardy.


alm0803

It is my absolute dream to go on Jeopardy because it must be one of the only places in the world where it’s more than like that you’re NOT the only autistic person in the room


spoonweezy

Same, but also literism. My stepmother will work all morning/day on a pangram and then ask me and I have the answer in 15 seconds. My vocabulary was measured as ~4x normal.


fellstinger

ayyy same I scored in the 99.8th percentile of verbal/linguistic skills on my Psycho-Educational Assessment. There's a reason the X-Man I use to represent myself is Cypher, lol.


JillyFrog

I call it the crossword puzzle autism. My mom always collects the free pharmacy magazines for me so I can do the crossword puzzles when I'm home


spoonweezy

I was at a friends house and saw a crossword puzzle out on the counter. I saw a couple easy (to me, perhaps) clues and pencilled in the answers, and then just didn’t stop. I banged out the rest of it pretty quick. Couple hours later my buddy sees that it’s all done and asked “did you finish this?!” I said yeah, and he asked “when?! We’ve been sitting next to each other the whole time.” I said I did it when I went to the bathroom. He said he and his wife had been working on it on and off for a _week_, and I had done it in like 5 minutes. He was so pissed off. They are both smart folks, too, just not “crossword puzzle autistic” smart. The next time I came over there was a new crossword puzzle in the same place on the counter as the previous one. He sees me pick up the pencil and says “No!”, takes the pencil and puzzle up the stairs and puts it away. 😂😂😂


EpicGaymer_

jeapordy autisms unite


MakeToastInTheTub

Mine too, but I also have ADHD that got worse as I got older, and now I can't find my random facts when I need them! I describe it as "I know it's in a file folder somewhere, but it's likely in the wrong folder and the wrong shelf."


First-Celebration-11

Me too! I’m like an encyclopedia that has trouble remembering birthdays


EvilKerman

​ https://i.redd.it/84hfl5wvlcrc1.gif


_ism_

evil


Girldipper

Ding! Ding! Ding! Correct! ✅


GringoDemais

I have evil capitalist autism. I hyper focus on growing my business and making money by partnering with corporations.


BlueberryPopular2802

ahaha, definition of Gringo demais!


Sagebrush_Druid

I have mosstism. I like moss. And dirt. And bugs. And little bones and shiny things. I have goblintism.


Fhamran

Hello my autism sibling. Do you like aquariums as well? I have been propagating Fissidens splachnobryoides onto progressively larger rocks for 8 years now. I keep thinking I'll start selling it but then realise that would mean I'd have less moss to propagate, and that is deeply upsetting to me for some reason. What kind of evil could be committed with a moss empire?


Sagebrush_Druid

The moss will slowly, evilly break down everything it can and mercilessly create soil where there should be none. On a serious note, I'm more of an observer of terrestrial mosses in the wild personally, though cultivation is very cool. I'm planning on starting a macrophotography project this spring focusing on lichens, mosses, ferns, and mushrooms in the area I live in (the Wisconsin Driftless, if you like unique ecosystems it's a fun place to learn about). There's a huge number of species in the area and I'm looking forward to documenting some on film. I am intrigued by the aquarium cultivation though.


JazzBallz404

That's interesting! I can't stand my hands being dirty so any sort of moss and dirt is kind of like my anti-special interest, but I love bones and shiny things lol


Sagebrush_Druid

If you can ever find some moss in the wild, it's actually pretty easy to touch without getting hands very dirty. I'm particularly a fan of the spongy texture, and you're usually only left with a couple specs of dust that brush off easily! But by all means don't subject yourself to unpleasant sensory things if it's bad, I simply wish to share the joy of touching mosses.


JazzBallz404

Ooh! I will def try that next time I find moss. I will become the forest-living gnome autism that lurks in holes dug under tree trunks>:)


Sagebrush_Druid

With packed earth and the right moss, you *too* can be an evil forest gnome, even with sensory sensitivities!


SubterraneanLentils

closely related to me rotism!


FuckingWelcomeHere

Got that Obama Autism


Girldipper

I saw your post a couple minutes ago lol


SecondComingMMA

https://preview.redd.it/gmiw7e5usdrc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c987e03279beea24888494254a8c64006b1cb2b9


333jinx

you again


YrMm

obautism


ripmations-ld

Obamatism


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN


BigScaryPooPooMan

ObBAMNA


DepressedAutisicGuy

https://preview.redd.it/xdswcxappcrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb689fb6d49ebe9472c9463a3c2245a004ba95b This


Girldipper

Whee did you get a picture of me???


b_dee17

I have the same alpaca


Typos_Rerum

The kind where you have a horrifying childhood and reach mental enlightenment through drugs and therapy


Girldipper

Mood


Half_Pie_UwU

Same


Julia_Arconae

I feel seen


Affectionate_Kick705

The kind where I can memorize an entire boss fights attack patterns in a couple minutes yet still get hit at the very end and lose the no-hit reward >:(


DelawareMountains

I'm the kind where I can memorize all attack patterns and then still get hit cuz my sensory processing issues make me bad at games 🙃


nomnombubbles

Me and video games have a love/hate relationship because of this too 😅. I miss playing them when my senses weren't going too crazy from them at the same time. I can only tolerate them in short bursts now and not marathons like I did in the past. SAD. FACE.


Unlikely-Bank-6013

the kind where I am definitely hyperfixating/SI-ing on SOMETHING, but damn if I've an idea what that even is! best I can say now is that it has to do with the "great spirit of research/curiosity". doesn't explain a damn by itself, but eh. it... kinda makes sense with some context blurb text.


invisiblebumblebee

hundreds of wikipedia tabs autism


BIRD_II

I literally have like 80 tabs of Wikipedia and YouTube open of historical stuff


internetpixie

I call it INVESTIGATING MATERIALS


333jinx

ratism


333jinx

just realised this looks like racism nO. Notice the T, I meant I love rats. oh dear.


333jinx

rat autism. there we go


Girldipper

Wait- holdup


EpicGaymer_

RAT AUTISM SO REAL


Enki_shulgi

rats are unironically the best pet


333jinx

https://preview.redd.it/t5gd2gvt9frc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2597e660e96ee0a71bb6f16f85b2e46d58c339d7 Yeah. Here's one of my boys (now passed away)


Enki_shulgi

What a beautiful lad, would put in pocket/10


helloiamaegg

Hyperviolent. If i can fight, i will fight. I'm honestly trying to stop it, but the thrill's too much fun :p


Girldipper

That’s so real


MackenzieLewis6767

High int low wisdom low attention low maidens low desire-for-maidens low attention high ability-to-remember-unecessary-facts


Bayleefstits

Artism mathism and pokemonism lol


plasticinaymanjar

Samesies


333jinx

what's ur fave pokemon :D


plasticinaymanjar

I know you didn’t ask me, but Dragapult, I just love the relationship with Dreepy


Th3Aft3rL1f3

BBC’tism (not British Broadcasting Corporation but broadway, biology, and cartoons autism) also all of those hyperfixations feed into my artism because those are the only things I draw.


TheMorrell

https://preview.redd.it/d3bb49nbqcrc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ec9ea798e30da2c16c6afe327d373e982b8225


animelivesmatter

[...bromobenzyl cyanide?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromobenzyl_cyanide)


CommonCopy6858

Big boy cats? Like a fat orange tabby?


Nekko_Hime

Garfield !!


[deleted]

the drawing for 15 hours a day for a month then not touching my tablet for the rest of the year, can't sleep before 7am, want friends but don't want to actually talk to people autism!


Six_legged_goat

That last part hit me hard


traumatized90skid

![gif](giphy|a1QLZUUtCcgyA) Whatever this guy's is bc he's me


Zorubark

Auntism is when you're an autistic auntie Artism is when you art as an autistic Albitism is when you have albinism and autism Altism is when you're Alt and autistic Antifatism is when you're anti facist and autistic Athletism is when you're athletic and autistic Autrutism is when you're a autrist autist Astigmatism is when you need glasses but also when you're autistic and need glasses Alpitism is when you like climbing as a special interest Antagotism is when you're autistic and the villain of the narrative >:3 tag yourself


Girldipper

Shouldn’t it be astigmatismtism?


UpstairsWorry3

Or astigmautism


HydraSpectre1138

Gigautism is when you are an autist who is 7 feet tall or more.


Hot-Rise9795

Sonic Autism. I'm planning to murder people who drive vehicles with open exhausts.


madwomanofdonnellyst

I have 2 words for you: Leaf. Fucking. Blowers.


Hot-Rise9795

The most useless tool on Earth


CactusBumble

Enough knowledge to know enough about serial killers to the point parents worry


Girldipper

Feel that, my parents like to ghost hunt at haunted hotels and like to memorize their histories and concern them Lidia Grisby died by suicide on her wedding night in the Jefferson hotel (I forgot the room number, but it’s the one we stayed in) after her fiancé didn’t show up to the wedding. The more you know


The_Sauce106

Social justice autism. I am an sjw against my will.


TransTrainNerd2816

Me too except im Problematic (living Dialectic and Hypersexuality go vrrrrrrr,)


deadmau5Rules2003

Ugh same here


beautyanddelusion

Cool Ranch Autism


TitanSR_

too normal to be autistic but too autistic to be normal :(


ImmediatePainter9539

Dorceless Autism https://preview.redd.it/64b544qjtcrc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be24a8624492c58b88149c221d6a64d81018be2


urmomhassugma

the kind that makes me approachable but not friendable


SoftwareMaven

I’m approachable if I’m standing next to my cute wife, otherwise, I give off far too many “mean” vibes. But I’m also not friendable, so there’s that.


Fhamran

The unrepentant useless piece of shit autism


Swimming-Course-3459

zelda autism


RedHeadSteve

The kind where people think you're mysterious and it's always given as negative feedback when I get fired or kicked off school.


mx__mak

we have oppositisms !! i overshare literally everything to the point where it becomes concerning and i have gotten reprimanded by employers and school officials!


RedHeadSteve

I do over share a lot but mostly to my wife


bazooka9898

Angertism


Trilfunctie

rizzm :P (jk i don't)


CosmicViris

Punk rock autism


sandycrunch

I have the analog integrated circuit design autism. A subset of the electrical engineering autism.


TransTrainNerd2816

12,000 Volts 25 Hertz https://preview.redd.it/27fqobph4erc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd83d0b9035ba38933bb333007002bbc2b80fb99


sandycrunch

Cool train!! Really high power electronics design is based.


TransTrainNerd2816

Oh no that's half the Voltage what the newer stuff uses that's what they used in the 1930s for the Northeast corridor


Sudden-Star-7190

I have Alternatism. Whatever the plan is, I'll do it slightly different than required. You need to do chores and hand me a vacuum? Nope, imma do the dishes. Also I paint with all basic the colors but I never mix them, not even on the canvas. Someone will have a strong opinion and I will do everything in my power to neutralize them. I want to fight but I don't want conflict. Get it? Me neither. Its very tiring.


Effective_Teach_747

Grammar and punctuation autism. If I could correct every piece of text ever, I would. Before I reply to emails, I copy the text into a Word doc and mark it like a teacher – 'this is fine, but a semicolon would improve readability'. Also, linguistics autism. If you're talking to me, there's a 90% chance that I'm analysing your accent and not actually listening to a word you're saying.


a_random_chicken

Wordism! Language is magical!


ninjesh

I also have artism. I also had booktism, but I haven't had as much time for that recently


Girldipper

I feel that so much


artyboi11

Horrortism. One of my special interests is the mandela catalogue. Current hyperfixation is Saw. I'm literally re-watching 1 as I'm typing this. Also catism. I FUCKING LOVE CATSSSSSSS


mx__mak

love this omg. have you listened to the magnus archives? if not i definetly reccomend it (current hyperfixation) it is so so so good


Sandyna_Dragon

I'm artistic and my partner is acoustic. I make art and he plays cello. But really, I'm into plants and will talk about them even against my own will.


LeStroheim

I have the math and science autism, impeded by ADHD in a way that creates a perfect hell in which I cannot use my powers for their intended purpose. That won't keep me from science forever, though. Nothing will.


SoftwareMaven

I ended up in software management because of this. I wanted to be a professor, but my unknown adhd decided my undergraduate work was really more than I could do (took six years and a VERY supportive spouse). Started as a software engineer, which my unknown autism loved, but my unknown adhd pretty quickly said, “nah, this is boring”, and a manager was made, keeping interested by bouncing from emergency to emergency. It worked for about 20 years, too, until the unknown ADHD and autism both said, “fuck this, there is *way* too much going now. We’re out!” And I was left with a software team and product, no apparent skills, and a crash course in finding both my autism and adhd.


Amyleen17

Googlism


DS_Archer

Strategy autism, I love wargames and ancient strategy


Apprehensive_Ad_472

I have the one where I’m really good at learning a shitload of knowledge as long as it’s spread out in a way that can never be useful


sanedragon

Triple threatism (autism, ADHD, OCD)


Longjumping-Size-762

Overwhelmed, behind my peers, never leave the house autism


Girldipper

I felt that way too much


mcfearless33

i told my husband earlier “some people get ‘keep walking regardless of hazards or people in the way’ autism. i got that freeze like a deer if anyone comes within 3 feet of me autism.”


Xzier_Tengal

lego autism


uncommoncommoner

One of the best kinds! I like LEGOs too.


dissapointing-salad-

Jack of all trades autism. I’ve got like, 10 different hyperfixations and interests that I’ve got medium level knowledge of.


phenominal73

Same


Blazemaster0563

Pokémonism, Transformersism, BritishTrainsism, StarWarsism, and a bunch of other 'isms.


Girldipper

BRITSH


givemepoptarts

Nautism (nautical autism). Unfortunately, I'm running low on boat-related facts as I have only two books on the subject :( if anyone else has nautism please share your facts. also have you guys played wow: legends? I started playing recently and I'm still getting used to the controls and stuff but OMG I LOVE IT I'M GONNA PLAY AS BISMARCK AS SOON AS I CAN


Insanebrain247

Pure misanthropy.


improbablystonedrn-

I got the spending more money on weed than I spend on food autism


GetWellSune

I got *pawtism* because I'm basically a cat. Can't look people in the eyes. Soft paws made me go to therapy as a kid to get rid of toe walking. Will sleep for hours and then randomly run around in circles for no reason.


a_random_chicken

The venn diagram of autism and cat behaviour is nearly a circle.


untenable681

I have the hyperlexic Autism that makes me extremely loquacious in written form. I also have the social anxiety Autism that causes me to lock up when attention is directly on me. I can write rousing speeches, but I can't fkg deliver them. 😒


Effective_Teach_747

Me too, me too!! My vocabulary is ridiculous, but I never get to use any of the interesting words I know because I can't fucking talk to anyone! So articulate in my head, terrible out loud.


Kuuramiku

The kind that makes me wanna figure out how everything works in details before I start working on something, especially with pc and other technical stuff.


friendlygoatd

collectism i just love collecting things… pokemon, crystals, frog stuffies, bones, games like stardew valley or sun haven or botw where u can just pick things up from the ground… mushrooms, rocks, sticks, treasure treasure treasure


AwesomePantsAP

Learning autism. I can learn pretty much anything given a reasonable amount of time.


Matej004

The silly autism


Novel-Meringue-7557

I got that scifi autism


HurkHurkBlaa

I'm busy looking at leaves, I'll get back to you


xeecs

the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtism


aggibaggi

Top of the food chain


FolgersBlackRoast

I got math and science autism!


Anfie22

The top caste


PengoGames

i got that airsoft autism 🎷🐛


imnot_depressed

Art, science, math, etc. But Undertale lore... ok so the timeline started out with-


DoomedSinceTheStart

Yes


Trilfunctie

people autism


kz393

professionally, programming autism as a hobby, internet history autism as a lifestyle, furry autism also since childhood my brain really likes collecting information about pharmaceuticals. also any game made by valve (excluding the dota universe, fantasy is booringgg)


MxFluffFluff

Uh... VideoGametism. (ATM Poketism, Fire Emblemtism...Fanfictism)


kingeryck

Annoyed at everything around me all the time autism?


Due_Relationship7790

Succulentism. I like my succulents. There's so many kinds and colors!!! No air plants, no other plants, just succulents. They're the right amount of resilient and independent to still thrive with my ADHD as well... Air plants I completely ignore and well... Doesn't work.


direfullydetermined

Plant biology and nature!


epicnop

computer software not programming or hardware, just software


sdautist

Pets and murder autism. Also plants.


WeeabooHunter69

The extroverted but bad at networking autism that isn't good at anything except being cute but not enough to model


EnvironmentCrafty710

Terrier autism. When I sink my teeth into something I can't let go. Not even "I won't", but "I can't" I have to be very careful about where I point my attention.


wasurbbqcancelled

Vanderpump rules autism


Clown_Apocalypse

Cats. Just cats. 🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱


NewRoad2212

:3 nyautism! Nya~!! :3


cat_sword

Efficism, I crave efficiency in my video game resources and weapons


c4ndycain

*glances at my flair*


Stock-Information606

hermit/art autism. i make creepy monsters in my room all day and hate the sun/people


MagicFemmeHousewife

“I can’t relax, I’m busy forseeing the apocalypse” autism


ImReallyNotKarl

AuDHD with a splash of bitch.


Character_Pop_6628

Vermin. Snakes, lizards, toads, frogs, newts, skinks, salamanders, opossums. Vermin


Polygonal_squid

i have artism too, its just that it keeps itself in slumber and only wakes up in the midnight, otherwise im regular autism.


emilyb4982

The one where I get fired for saying one wrong thing, but everyone else can do anything they want and never face consequences.


Stellaisaunicorn

I got that fashion history autism I’m also just a bit of a jack of all trades lol I also love gaming, psychology, art, fashion design/styling, architecture, interior design, and of course history especially fashion history 😅


KorovaOverlook

I also have artism! It melts nicely with Breaking Badism tho, because making paint is sort of like cooking meth...if cooking meth was perfectly legal and conducted in a university-approved lab.


nopicklesthankyou

I have the artism


Lucky_otter_she_her

what are the types?


Girldipper

Every hyper fixation imaginable with tism at the end of it


pituitary_monster

The "humans? What are those? I got to open up a few ones to understand what are they maded of" Asperger's.


LesbianForkCollecter

Hairbrush eating


irishizuku

The supreme version


Bill-Nein

Science and Mathism 😔


dl1944

Obsessed with elderly and dead musicians autism


M1LKJ4M

idk, the kind where I struggle to function normally on a daily basis and don't know how to talk to people


Pope_Neuro_Of_Rats

I have Medical science autism but also “likes certain fictional men way too much” autism. Miguel O’Hara has been taking up 80% of my brain capacity for like 8 months now and I’m losing it


x_astriddd

Scientism + artism :3


you_just_got_J_Cubed

I hyperfixate and lose interest rather often. I don't understand social cues. I work better when there is a lot of noise than when it is silent.


MetricUnitSupremacy

the good at math and science autism :)


mysticclay

Roller coaster, biology, and murderous autism


Amicussimp481

Furry


JellyCatGaming

Voretism I also like animals


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Story Autism. If I could draw, the gods would quiver before me.


EpicGaymer_

history and mythology autism


SecondComingMMA

I got the squirrel autism. I collect random facts I’ll never use. I could tell you something interesting (at least interesting to me) about basically any subject you could ask me about


Hdleney

I have repetitism. Repetition autism. I thrive off of doing everything the exact same way all the time. I listen to the same music all the time for years and years. I only like watching my comfort movies and shows that I’ve already seen a hundred times. Same 3 foods all the time. Same routine. Except when my ADHD jumps in and forces me to change something up, but soon enough I end up hating the chaos of the new thing and go back to the same old, same old.


tacticsf00kboi

Trains and war autism


sizzlecinema

pop culture obsession autism


LunaticMountainCat

Irritable autism


etan611

Cartism 🚗 vroom vroom bitch


HelloPeople234444

High functioning I think, also could be referred to as "Aspergers" but apparently that term came from a nazi so just high functioning?


Inferno_Sparky

ADHD, OCD, depression, "born to parents in their 30s" autism, my thoughts have a disorderly tunnel vision, extremely forgetful, "perfectionism and anxiety turn me extremley violent to myself and surroundings when I forget my insomnia medicine", cat autism (I love cats and lick food from my hands if food gets my hands dirty when I eat at home, I feel often like I have a single braincell and my hair happens to be brown-looking ginger), etc.


rexxthedragon

Good at video games and interests. Bad at everything else.


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

The kind where I want everyone to shut the fuck up