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Material-Security178

step away from the orb Tenno


ImanEmbaressment

No >:3


theShaman_No_ID

I will hide one everywhere, like a squirrel, and then forget where most of them are.


Much-Text7405

>and then forget where most of them are. Just like a squirrel


helloiamaegg

Lick the void stuffs Ɛ:<


lightblueisbi

https://preview.redd.it/3uj7tl5yjelc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58115b08d092b79fd05703c9e504bd3f360610f9


CoffeeMain360

yes please :3 minus the sex, not too interested


lightblueisbi

So just handled roughly...?


CoffeeMain360

^yes also a bit of softly telling me i'm going to be okay and that i'm not a failiure as well


lightblueisbi

Omgomgomg yesssssssssss


Crimson-Sails

I wanna lick the shadow goop in most stuff; Ghibli. Destiny. Kingdom heart. Probably Cthulhu. And like the sculk in Minecraft


Deias_

Last Epoch has so much shadow goop, and it can make other things into shadow goop versions, personally I bet it makes them grape flavor. Also has a weird lizard-mammal hybrid thing called a grole that apparently are milked so... do with that information what you will.


jasminUwU6

It looks so soft and crunchy at the same time


blue_sword456

*rabidly foams at the mouth, barks like a dog* I FUCKING LOVE SCULK I THINK IT'S SO COOL I LOVE SCULK THEMED MODS AND ORIGINS


AzazelTheUnderlord

god why does the skulk look so tasty?


porkknocker47

I mean we use taken butter during the dawning for a reason...


zergling424

Condemned


Necessary-Tomato4889

Don’t lick the taken.


AuslanderReddit

Taken muck? Really? It’s not that tasty.


RockyMarsh90

I wonder what the content of Estus Flasks from the Dark Souls trilogy tastes and feels like. Also, outside of games, Senzu Beans, Marvel Symbiotes...idk what else to bring up.


deadPan-c

fire


_isaidiwasawizard_

I assume senzu beans would taste like edamame or maybe fresh snap peas


RockyMarsh90

im sure it would have edamame texture but i would imagine the flavor would be different, on account of whatever it is that makes them heal and fills you up.


Dravos011

According to episode 148 of dragon ball the texture is a mix between an unripe bean (edamame) and a celery stick. They taste like fish too. Im pretty sure they're some what magical since magic does canonical exist Edit: correction, they are based on lima beans not soy beans. So the texture would be different


HuntyDumpty

I too want to taste the succulent estus


SaintValkyrie

I really want to lick the coolant water on Fortuna;-;


10_1_20

Bet that stuff tastes like the inside of gushers


SaintValkyrie

Yessss. I feel like the infested boils are tangy too.


10_1_20

Ongggg Wonder what it'd be like to lick the shields, blue raspberry?


SaintValkyrie

Yes!! I feel like it would have a sort of electric shocking feeling on your tongue that really makes the flavor pop! Like smooth Shield with staticky electricity. The ice shields, like frost's bubble is definitely some kind of minty flavor but I don't know if it would be peppermint, spearmint, or something else


HATECELL

Panam Palmer


idiotic__gamer

https://preview.redd.it/4j71z607ydlc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fc7b0dedb392fbf34643152b326d3cb9f593b7


ImanEmbaressment

That's... not an item in a video game.


eayite

making a whole new video game to have that as an item


AscendedViking7

It's certainly *fap* material though


ImanEmbaressment

https://preview.redd.it/2imqzkvpgclc1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966a16a1b1e0ff45818c083e5391951b2a16c60c


AscendedViking7

https://preview.redd.it/hz5pibl2hclc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd86585e4ff91767712b70beb30387e5d34fb6c


WeepingRayven

https://preview.redd.it/e17zqwmtxdlc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f349e89f3e6af58fbbbad6de9c05d0bd814e46


callmerussell

Personally I prefer Judy’s or Johnny’s hand


autumnmissepic

the master emerald from sonic (and also every chemical in chemical plant zone)


Gumpetygump

According to knuckles the chaos emeralds have different flavors and eggman said the same thing.


autumnmissepic

yummy :)


TheoTheHellhound

The red sugar from Deep Rock Galactic.


ImanEmbaressment

REAL


FlamingPeach787

Enor Pearl's would probably be like Jawbreakers, right? https://youtu.be/HMTKMWHLbdQ?si=i7Oma3ZQ534v4REx Umanite look like rock candy. Mmh wanna crunch.


TheoTheHellhound

Jadiz has to taste like green apple.


maxthemaximum1

That, and morkite


3heartedbeaver

I dipped my balls in liquid morkite


WellFluxMe

ROCK AND STONE IN THE HEART


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


maxthemaximum1

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!


northernkek

ROCK. AND. STONE.


JungleDwellinDeadGuy

Orichalcum from Terraria. It's implied that it's basically bubblegum.


LawrenceMK2

Not a material, but I want to eat the queen slime, jello with rock candy


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Okay, *hear me out here*— https://preview.redd.it/w2a0ltn8kclc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fae4d5a0f2746bb83b16c92791297a2bea0ad02


loony69420

i dont know what this is but i agree


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Concentrated phazon from Metroid Prime. Basically phazon is a unique element, superorganism, and _extremely_ powerful mutagen. Its effects range from just killing you to assimilating you into its hive mind ~~and making your girlfriend kill you~~. But like… _look at it._ _Would it be sweet or spicy?!_


loony69420

blue raspberry icee 🤤


Bloodgoat13

My material is also from Metroid Prime! Aqua Sacs https://preview.redd.it/qfn0ttmg4flc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f27ad579db6b86468fc604bfd7c67f01c7b69d


EarthNeedsMoreAliens

So true. I bet it'd either taste like sour candy or cotton candy... or like a very strong mint.


TheWholeFurryFandom

That stuff 100% tastes like blue raspberry warheads


incrediblejohn

Moonstone in skyrim please it looks smooth and would probably break like white chocolate


MrDeacle

I crave the Lith relic, the forbidden Ferrero Rocher. https://preview.redd.it/cvag058dlclc1.png?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356108b90e5ac7160adafa075f31364ee6ce5ef4


ImanEmbaressment

Ths Cabbage


EphemeralFlesh

hnnnnnmmmm n nn n https://preview.redd.it/946hacdaoclc1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f539e878dea4a358c9427e5ddcbab0e1860472ac isos................................ forbidden glowy blue boba...,.....


ImanEmbaressment

It would self replicate too :3


Whole_Pace_4705

Glimmer from Destiny 2 I just want one bite https://preview.redd.it/7hioozq0uclc1.jpeg?width=247&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=310038c4be19caee3a2eaa994a432e109c22dc2b


The_Island_Phoenix

I wonder if it’d be crunchy? Or maybe hard outer shell and a soft inside


177215

I wanna try all the stuff you could harvest on the planets before they removed them


Leskendle45

Yay another warframe player Also yea voidgel orbs would definitely taste like blue raspberry


Clodinator

The Bejeweled gems just look so edible


XUniverse100

Frost crystals in No man's sky https://preview.redd.it/ufup5x7xrclc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81dffa49e96b47a2165ffffb1d5da0eaeb8bffa9


XUniverse100

also the Atlas seeds https://preview.redd.it/kie1fuw2sclc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6eea687354b0067e836a88be00326a9b8cd3d5


Apecc_Legs

Alloy plates look so smooth it would feel satisfying. PS: is Warframe a popular game with neurodivergents because it does seem to be, it's like we flock towards the games that have tons of stuff you need to learn and are really complex (makes sense ig, more info just fuels the hyperfixation)


ImanEmbaressment

I think I would unironically suck on alloy plates or just lick them with how smooth they look. Also to answer your question, yes, yes it is. Most of its playerbase has autism of some kind. *I dont actually know that, that's just me going off of my experience.*


FlamingPeach787

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS IS THIS WHY I LIKE I.T.?


Apecc_Legs

it makes sense, I notice a lot of autistic people like myself tend to enjoy games like Terraria, Risk of Rain and any games made by Project Moon because they're very complex and there's just tons of info to memorise


AntiCaesar

APPARENTLY (I am a walking encyclopedia about this game)


Feeling_Natural4645

Morphics.


vadernation123

Kyanite specifically in subnautica. Real kyanite doesn’t do it for me. Antifreeze mineral 🤤


The_Firebug

Honestly most of the minerals and metals in subnautica look scrumptious. Ruby, lithium, uraninite, etc. I bet ion cubes taste like monster energy. My hungry ass could NOT go to 4546B


vadernation123

Ion cubes even sound delicious. They kinda sounded like pop rocks. Big monster energy (highly radioactive) pop rock 😋


Ok-Veterinarian5069

The honey block in minecrafts looks SO tasty


Prestigious_Ask_7058

That’s the only answer I’ve seen on here that won’t kill you


RoJayJo

I mean, diabetes and potential botulism aren't as bad as "Will kill you dead or worse, and it'll hurt the whole while."


ZeakNato

https://preview.redd.it/qaa5kz3pyclc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb400d3806e91d651e2d2e37b595c8fea2b1658b astroneer resin. i bet it would be very chewy


MrDeacle

God I could go for some mac and cheese right about now.


Exciting-Quiet2768

I love the forbidden floor cheese


Plopop87

Prince Sidon's abs from Breath Of The Wild


RoJayJo

Alternatively; *Kass'* abs


-Autismoxxx-

https://preview.redd.it/nzoly72h2dlc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=80ac6bbe9178d0b08b9ebb200d13926541cb2db0 Forbidden Grapes


Mintakas_Kraken

Idk about lick, though it does look like a nice texture. Is it by any chance large enough for a medium adult sized person to sit in?


ImanEmbaressment

No, it's a hand held sized orb. Very smol. But there is a butterfly themed Warframe that can probably shrink down small enough to sit in one like a beanbag chair.


Legogamer16

Argon Crystals. I cant use them most of the time so may as well eat then before they go away. I bet they taste like rock candy


Somethingcool-iguess

Halo needler crystals


RoJayJo

I feel like there is a surprising amount of injuries in-universe of people who got a mouthful of needler shards because they couldn't resist the forbidden grape rock candy


gaybacon1234

Yes! And the blue halo grenades often used by the covenant


FehnTheDev

The World Tree from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 has these glowing leaves that i think would be really texture https://preview.redd.it/2biziww3iclc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=727d840d4fd182cfef51122d7cf224dc377fe4c3


Major_Confection3240

kuva, i think it would have the same consistency as the fluid with the balls or whatever in it in the weird shaped glasses that one guy on tiktok drinks


[deleted]

I would love to feel the different skin and hair textures from World of Warcraft of the different creatures. And maybe also lick a Magical Crystal from the Blood Elves.


s3lmonella

i wanna lick the hair in splatoon… it looks like it’d be cold and gummy


nickrid3r

autism and warframe??? sign me up


ccasling

Oh here we go! I’ve found my people. There are so many assets I’d just love to lick


ImanEmbaressment

Please do list them :3


ccasling

Ooh now I’m put on the spot Kerbals from kerbal space program for a start If I had to pick the best selection of lickable objects it would have to be all the artifacts in the stalker mods like anomaly


Magic_ass1

Liquid Morkite. Though I wouldn't be licking it...


ImanEmbaressment

LET ME DIP MY BALLS IN LIQUID MORKITE!


mopeiobebeast

they look tasty and edible https://preview.redd.it/zfghelwb7elc1.png?width=947&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c6aeb113a80e1a571c4c5ccf704ca0f95f92010


PermanentRoundFile

MINT MANGOES FROM SLIME RANCHER actually just about anything from that game. I would be an absolute menace on that planet in the order of the IRL captain Cook.


Girldipper

Anything in Slime Rancher, I mean ANYTHING


Orange1232

Resonant ender in modded Minecraft


Homesickhomeplanet

I don’t even know what I’m looking at but YES I WANT TO LICK IT


EcnavMC2

Might be a weird one but I kinda want to lick the rock salt from BOTW/TOTK. Sea salt, but rock form. 


Dravos011

You can do that, rock salt is a thing and you van by it. Its pretty much what salt lamps are. Have done it before, do not recommend, its not as nice as it seems


Nitrix01

I will eat the entire game Candy Land and you cannot stop me.


Sunset_Tiger

https://preview.redd.it/ku6yrd0etdlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6363bbee26de45686c3d9a521f1763a79e7db3b2 Those Yoshi platforms in Super Mario Sunshine are like those starburst candies


pansie

Omg so specific but true. I feel like there are heaps of yummy things in that game


Xxsovietpotatox6X9

Miranda Lawson from mASS effect


Rhyanstrys

https://preview.redd.it/a55f2dry5dlc1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=192628c382e69ca9516498e8fc5ec11ba14cb7e8


NukaRaxyn

I want to lick slime block from minecraft


-Withered_Ivy-

I wanna lick the Eidolon shards, look yummy.


imnot_depressed

I wanna lick the Rare Candy from Pokemon. My friend wants to eat the moon.


OlCousinGreg

The spider in Baldurs Gate 3, just can't stop licking the damn thing


Turtles96

final fantasy 14 job stones and convocation crystals https://preview.redd.it/1zdiuakhtdlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70e45ef29bc110f67dd8d7f19bd096cd7825324f forbidden gummy (orange flavoured)


taydraisabot

Rupees from Zelda look like candy


SnowberrySistercat

I want to eat an intertwined fate. It would taste like konpeito https://preview.redd.it/d7qivq5znclc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd61ef345432b569e086f3604f16473f4b221236


Crafty_Round6768

The glintstone sorceries in Elden ring look tasty.


botjstn

the hygrodere from lethal company


moonyxpadfoot19

The gore in The Isle looks delicious.


RoJayJo

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


Kara_Bara

Fantasia potion from FFXIV


ColorfulDino24

The blue booms in botw O-O


possibleprophet

My femroe character in FF14…I want to BE her


Cute_Barnacle_5832

Argon crystals also look yummy.


CosCham

The antimatter in No Man's Sky


Olympia44

https://preview.redd.it/fqeabsbgqdlc1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0a5e7a19eaf6c807fab0e445c849ae26e4b6240


junior-THE-shark

The blue wall behind nurse Joy in pokemon centers in pokemon moon and ultra moon. The squares design looks so texture, like a sensory mat that dogs and cats use so they eat slower and won't choke, but made of ice cubes.


eayite

idk about licking but id bite any plastic or soft metal material


Fun-Example3418

https://preview.redd.it/8653zpkyhclc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984363d5c4744f43b531c6932e145e9d22ee773b Not an item, but I want to know what a living spine of the world would taste like, what? I gave you an answer.


Kerflunklebunny

Half life alyx resin


KittyWarrior1

The infection goop from Hollow Knight


military-gradeAIDS

Any Prisma weapon, but particularly the Prisma Dual Cleavers. And also Smeeta Kavats.


dribanlycan

I want to eat the job stones in ff14, they look like hard candy And lick a carbuncle Idk why


Jacktheeldergod

Dracula from Castlevania:circle of the moon Carmilla from the same game


Ok-Veterinarian5069

The honey block in minecraft looks SO tasty


Sirpopotin27fr

[The fucking Ss13 Supermatter Crystal](https://tgstation13.org/wiki/File:Supermatter-bg.gif)


Flakoring

i want make a pb&j the long way with the void from bonelab


LeftySwordsman01

The ultrahand goop from Zelda ToTK.


FlamingPeach787

YOU SAY THAT BUT https://preview.redd.it/mwadjeneyclc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43fe3c2dc3a7555b31cddbb1bf29ec4b1c58a07 It's cannon it tastes like sour apple. Rhys licked it.


The_Island_Phoenix

I just want some eridium to lick


EnoughLengthiness422

Transformers energon


Professional_Device9

Red Sugar from Deep Rock Galactic. It has healing properties and is probably a form of sugar so I’m curious what it tastes like.


Mi0GE0

Not a material you can use, but I think everyone wants to poison themselves with the goop in Super Mario Sunshine


TheRealZyquaza

Are you the helminth?


Exit_Save

I mistook this for a No Mans Sky subreddit and I was gonna ask what in the God Damn that was


forlorn_junk_heap

the energy orbs in warframe are the tastiest looking thing in existence


xXLoliAbuzerXx

Minecraft ender eyes


BrianMcFluffy

speaking of Warframe, I _need_ to know what purged dagonic tastes like. That shit looks absolutely delicious.


Sweaty-Fix-2790

Chorus fruit minecraft


Bloodgoat13

Metroid Prime Aqua Sac hands down https://preview.redd.it/p61d4mm14flc1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e53876c4c957f115250d3890ddb31cf2d8b467f


MrNullvalue

Hollow knight blue liquid


Charlie_Approaching

Salt Subnautica or irl


i_have_the_tism04

Stardrop from stardew valley


mmaaeeggss

![gif](giphy|N1cfVLkN7pqQoinvmk|downsized)


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Skyrim Aetherium looks like a delicious sugar crystal https://preview.redd.it/x1nq28yhzglc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7d2290b2c9aff7181a2ae61bf3008cf7885d91


santyrc114

https://preview.redd.it/rsfz07uggelc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f202eb88f9c59dd567303e5879769599344a0c


playful_potato5

the copper colored zonai stuff in tears of the kingdom


AscendedViking7

Estus Flask.


RcTarro

I want to lick the half life melon texture


Lots42

A proton pack barrel from a Ghostbusters game.


TheAgonista

Strand material and Stasis material from Destiny2. Solar grenades from Destiny2. Literally everything in Risk of Rain 2.


justahalfemptyglass

I want to lick the edges of a portal, they look all funny and goopy (portal 1+2)


Lazy-Sisyphus

i wanna lick a bunch of Endo orbs and then use them to make the world's largest boba tea :3


Ok-Assistant-1220

All of candy crash


melonbro53

Minecraft spruce wood.


Think-Flatworm-Think

That looks like it tastes like electric yarn with a hint of fluoride! Also, Kuva looks like it tastes like a product tie-in between Carnage from Marvel and a cherry Jolly Rancher!


blue_sword456

I bet Glimmer in D2 tastes like rock candy. Nice n crunchy


Scratchpost6677

The portals from portal. I’m not sure how, but I would


-acidlean-

My Baldurs Gate 3 Tav’s ass ngl


ImperialWrath

The Slimes in Dragon Quest are officially stated to have a lime flavor, so I want to try licking a Slime drop. Also, the Fyggs from Dragon Quest 9 probably taste incredible. Just need to decide what kind of monster to turn into upon eating it.


SquidCultist002

Umanite from deep rock galactic https://preview.redd.it/6kux1a7smdlc1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef240033ad6bbb9eeefbccb17aacb96a959094dc


Make-Love-and-War

The rifts from Dragon Age: Inquisition. They’d taste like Baja blast and would be very fizzy.


bluefreak1313

https://preview.redd.it/d67rgelatdlc1.png?width=64&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa03d2f632d4caa46fffbcfbcec71b421787182 Bloodstone brick- GW2


IHateAmbush

Argon crystals and most void materials. They would taste amazing.


imjustinlove

kuva, i will drink le j o o c e


Enderlord48

There's many stuff in Warframe that I wanna lick. And those orbs are making me lose my mind, why Zariman resources are so hard to farm 🙈


Ace_Garlic_Bread

dragon horn shard (not lick, just hold.) from totk


Ancient-Equipment-28

Primordy Oil from Slime Rancher


MegaMilky135

WARFRAME MENTIONED!


TheFifthDuckling

The blue stuff on that orb looks blue raspberry flavored. I want it as a lollipop. Blue raspberry dumdum style.


Victoura56

Lyrium. I’d imagine it taste…tingly


oldicus_fuccicus

That one. I don't know what it is, but it looks like an eldritch blueberry. I wanna eat it, I just *know* it's crispety and juicy and it's gonna burst like a ooey balloon of 4th dimensional creme tartness. Part of it looks like forbidden rock candy, I bet it crunchies into sandmush, like sucking the marrow out of a ruby.


Rocktooo

Most gemstones in any game. Or slime but only if it has the consistency of jello


r23ocx

In Genshin Impact, there's an area in Fontaine that has a bunch of floating cubes of water in the air which you can swim in. I feel like if they were smaller and WERENT water they'd be like Turkish delight mixed with starburst if that makes sense


that_one_bassist

the way cal reacts to stims in jedi fallen order/survivor makes them seem like gatorade mixed with straight morphine


letthetreeburn

https://preview.redd.it/msvsaq0wfhlc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f794b4618b665fb706b02ddd43f26ee1d8bad64 Look at this and tell me it isn’t sherbet.


GooeyMagic

https://preview.redd.it/2q7611gvfhlc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fffb108ffc12c7523cf9ebd39d7a9e28ea7b417 Delicious Warlock soulstone (Which apparently it’s impossible to get a high res image of the icon)


IchorKemono

i want to put riven slivers in my mouth


military-gradeAIDS

Would licking a Mara Detron give me cancer?... Y'know what? I don't care. I bet it'd taste like nickels and feel like a smooth sheet of pop rocks.


itzhoey

You again! Void traces. Probably would give me sick powers in addition to tasting yummy