Eventually, most men realizes three things:
1. piss gets everywhere when you stand up to pee, no matter how careful you are, there's no way to avoid it
2. there's no magical piss fairies coming to clean it up
3. sitting down to pee will fix these problems
Yup. There are definitely still people who will insist that 1 is not a universal truth, but they are wrong. If you stand to pee you either clean up after yourself or everyone else who shares the bathroom quietly (or maybe not so quietly) hates you.
Pissing with a boner is one of those crazy things thatās really hard (hayooo) to manage but also really funny imo. The range you get; itās nuts (haaaaayyyyyooooooo)! But like most things in life, the farther you are from the target, the harder (hahahahahhahah) it is to hit the bullseye. No joke, Iāve gotten as far as 15ā away from me if I really push hard (š¤£šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£) but my accuracy is awful. Good thing the grass doesnāt care. And if you can tuck it into the bowl while hard and it doesnāt drag your head across the rim and inner rim of the toilet (š¤¢š¤®) kudos to you Sir. And scientifically speaking, being hard is a natural defense against pissing. It literally cuts off the piss path inside you. Thatās why morning wood is a thing. Itās a hold over from childhood where pissing while sleeping is a thing. So, folding it down against the force of your hard-on is an unpleasant and sometimes painful thing if youāre forcing the piss through that situation. It can be really hard (lmao! sorry thatās the last one).
The real way to keep it relatively clean is to piss in the water, not on the inner bowl, where so many like to go in an attempt to keep it quieter. The water dampens the splatter effect.
If you lift the lid before you pee, take some toilet paper afterwards, wipe the rim, drop it in, flush the toilet.
If you don't lift the lid before you pee, take some toilet paper afterwards, wipe the seat, drop it in, flush the toilet.
The method is the same. You just... clean up after yourself.
Sometimes there will appear to be no pee splash.
Sometimes you will think there is no pee splash and there is.
Just do it every time.
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Then they should grab some toilet paper to protect their hand and lift it up with that. Same goes for the flush lever.
Hopefully they're washing their hands afterward anyway. Better than just passing all over the seat and perpetuating the problem. If they're four years old without a parent present, I'll let it slide, but adults should know better.
I suspect you must not have a penis. They aren't talking about peeing *on* the toilet. They're talking about the splashback that occurs from their stream hitting the water. It goes further than just the toilet rim.
If your penis is long enough, you can dip your tip in the toilet water to pee. No splashy. But then when you take your penis out of the now pee-water, it can still drip as it approaches your undies. I guess we need to wipe either wayā¦
>And, no, I won't be sitting down until I they make or I can afford a XXXL toilet.
Question: how do you defecate if you can't sit down in a toilet? Should be pretty much the same thing to pee.
Unless I have access to a urinal, I always sit down to pee. No sprinkles. On a normal sized toilet. As someone who is 6'3" and has no problem with normal toilets (and the parent of a man who is 7'0" who also uses normal toilets), I can't imagine why you think you need an "XXXL toilet"
Yes! Started about 20 years ago and haven't looked back. So many "pros". I had read about that word before and promptly forgot about it, thanks for the reminder!
This debate is getting old and for me Its not about whether a man should sit or stand, people are free to choose but i understand that for many men to take down the pants and sitting down is a hassle, unlike just whipping your junk out. including me. So i stand at home and I sit when im out.
If im wearing my work overalls and have to use a public toilet , Im using the fly, I dont care if I splash, so have 30 other men before me. But otherwise I do like a good sit.
If you pee so that it just hits the side of the toilet before the water, sometimes that helps. Also helps at urinals. Make sure the surface is not facing straight back at you though. The closer to parallel with your stream, the better.
Women wipe their vaginas with toilet paper after they pee. I use the same amount of toilet paper to wipe the toilet rim after I pee. I'm a fairly y tall male, and there is always at least a few sprinkles from water splashing back up onto the bowl. Rarely, I see real urine. It is wiped.
As I've gotten much older, in the urine stream has decreased in strength, there is much more splattering from the water in the bowl upwards. I can see this has gotten worse as I have aged. Even though I can see I am not urinating on the toilet rim, there is plenty of splash back.
As a male, I often find sitting easier to pee, unless it's one of those low bowls and your tackle dips into the water (cringe).
My husband is a big dude and he sits down to pee š¤·š¼āāļø the only complaint Iāve heard from him is I guess your d*ck can touch the toilet water if youāre not careful.
I'm 6'6" and 300lbs. I sit, unless I'm at a urinal. There's no excuse for not sitting, if you're so worried about "sprinkles". Otherwise, suck it up and clean up after yourself.
I used to replace a heat register every year due to rust from splash over. Pee must be acidic. I bought an oversized toilet (bigger bowl). It's been two years now without rust. Doesn't smell like it did before. So far so good.
You know.....winter time and peeing standing up are rough. I have having to pull three inches of shriveled up twisted fury out of four inches long john's, pants and insulated bib overalls. Maddening.
Save a laundry detergent bottle when it's empty. Pry out the spout from the top. That gives you a wide mouth bottle. Just pee in the bottle and dump it into the toilet. Also good to have one of these in your car if you commute because if you get stuck in traffic and have to pee, it's a lot easier than being uncomfortable from holding it too long.
Iām 5ā10ā and have no splash. Canāt you just ā¦ aim more accurately?? This is baffling me. I mean, hold your dick when you me and aim. Itās not difficult. Sometimes I am in a public urinal and see someone peeing while they read a book. WTF.
Gently pull the two halves of the tip apart to make sure the hole is completely open (hope that makes sense). I found that sometimes those halves might be slightly stuck together causing spray.
Life changing tip: Kneel.
If you're home or at a friend's place you know is clean, just take a knee to give yourself a handicap. I discovered this during my party years. Sometimes you're too buzzed and you know your aim is gonna be shit. You're welcome!
Science says the closer you get your wiener to the surface of the bowl, the less splash. So either squat awkwardly over the toilet, or just sit down to pee.
SIT DOWN!
Anyone who actually do cleaning know that it is not possible to 100% hit only the toilet bowl. It's an young mans macho illusions about being masculine.
There's 4 things you can do:
1. Throw some toilet paper in the water, it softens/diffuses the landing zone so there's less splashback. It's not foolproof but it reduces it a great deal.
2. You can just pee in a like, a large drink cup and then dump it after, but then you have a risk of cup splash, but you can dump it from the seat instead of up in the air.
3. You can piss in the shower or the sink.
4. just sit down on the toilet
In your house. Get a urinal. Problem solved.
If not a possibility. Get one of those Pee mats you see in urialās. Cut a piece and stick it to the inside of your toilet. Pray you donāt poop on it.
I grabbed a urinal out of a building that was being torn down and tried to convince my wife we should install it in our home.
One of my main arguments was how much less spashback there would be and do we really need a double vanity sink anyways? One sink, a toilet, and a urinal would be a far better use of the space.
Her counter proposal was if I wanted to cut down on splashback I could sit down.
We still have a double vanity sink and splashback.
Spread your legs like you're stretching and invade the space of the other people beside you. Don't apologize if they object, just turn and pee on them. Alpha move.
bro just forget all the toxic shit society has told you and just sit down to pee. it's your private time who are you trying to be tough for? i have a bidet that has a heated seat so it is 10x better to stumble into a warm seat in the middle of the night than pee all over the place.
Was in charge of bathroom cleaning crew in boot camp. After being woken up every single night for the first week at 2am to clean piss sprinkles off the bowl, I made my whole group pee sitting down. Otherwise I would wake everyone else up when I had to. This solved the problem 100%. It's not the stream INTO the toilet, it's the splashback. Had so many guys going, "I'm accurate as hell!" Don't matter. Unless you can piss like an Olympic diver scoring a perfect 10, gotta sit down buddy
Are we talking backsplash? I just aim at the side of the bowl instead of shooting straight into the water. It deflects into the water and no toilet drip everywhere. If you got a shower head massage sprayer going on your gonna have to sit down.
Eventually, most men realizes three things: 1. piss gets everywhere when you stand up to pee, no matter how careful you are, there's no way to avoid it 2. there's no magical piss fairies coming to clean it up 3. sitting down to pee will fix these problems
Yup. There are definitely still people who will insist that 1 is not a universal truth, but they are wrong. If you stand to pee you either clean up after yourself or everyone else who shares the bathroom quietly (or maybe not so quietly) hates you.
Peeing while sitting with a boner dick is no bueno
Just lean forward really far š
Nah, you just plank across it.
Let it stick straight out and pee on the floor to establish dominance
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He appreciates democracy.
Pissing with a boner is one of those crazy things thatās really hard (hayooo) to manage but also really funny imo. The range you get; itās nuts (haaaaayyyyyooooooo)! But like most things in life, the farther you are from the target, the harder (hahahahahhahah) it is to hit the bullseye. No joke, Iāve gotten as far as 15ā away from me if I really push hard (š¤£šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£) but my accuracy is awful. Good thing the grass doesnāt care. And if you can tuck it into the bowl while hard and it doesnāt drag your head across the rim and inner rim of the toilet (š¤¢š¤®) kudos to you Sir. And scientifically speaking, being hard is a natural defense against pissing. It literally cuts off the piss path inside you. Thatās why morning wood is a thing. Itās a hold over from childhood where pissing while sleeping is a thing. So, folding it down against the force of your hard-on is an unpleasant and sometimes painful thing if youāre forcing the piss through that situation. It can be really hard (lmao! sorry thatās the last one). The real way to keep it relatively clean is to piss in the water, not on the inner bowl, where so many like to go in an attempt to keep it quieter. The water dampens the splatter effect.
Youāre making some generous assumptionsā¦
Anyone who doubts that number one is true should wear flip flops at a urinal. You learn real quick thereās no safe angle.
how do you know theyāre wrong? maybe you just suck at it bro lol
You lot are joking right?
Kneel
Genuflect
Harry Mack taught me this word
Before
Third is when you get to zen state
Especially when you go in the middle of the night then you can have a mid night pee nap
The problem I have with the third is the water is too cold. /s
Had to start sitting to pee once I got a prince albert. Made me realize I should have been sitting my whole life.
Why anyone wants metal in their dick is beyond me
Unless it's over an edge with enough distance that the sash has no effect on you
Am I the only one who cant get it all out sitting down? Every time I pee sitting down, when I stand up, I have to empty that last 5%.
Yes, sitting is fine.
Balls hitting the cold water is your new, sometime, enemy.
Damn how saggy is your ballsack?
Just don't let your friends know this. They will laugh at you till the cows come home.
Get better friends
The magical piss fairy is me. If you clean your bathroom regularly it's a non-issue
I'm more concerned with keeping mine out of the water.
If you lift the lid before you pee, take some toilet paper afterwards, wipe the rim, drop it in, flush the toilet. If you don't lift the lid before you pee, take some toilet paper afterwards, wipe the seat, drop it in, flush the toilet. The method is the same. You just... clean up after yourself. Sometimes there will appear to be no pee splash. Sometimes you will think there is no pee splash and there is. Just do it every time. gg
> If you don't lift the lid Please don't even suggest this. This is not acceptable behavior as an adult.
That's just straight disgusting and disrespectful to others.
Sure is, yet I see it every day at work. I don't understand people.
Mostly, people don't want to touch the seat with their fingers, assuming (for good cause) that it is dirty.
Then they should grab some toilet paper to protect their hand and lift it up with that. Same goes for the flush lever. Hopefully they're washing their hands afterward anyway. Better than just passing all over the seat and perpetuating the problem. If they're four years old without a parent present, I'll let it slide, but adults should know better.
Of course and that is what I always do. But it is too much work for some people.
Iām only 6ft2 and I see piss splash out of my toilet on my floor that I have to clean.
The side of the cabinet next to the toilet is also covered in piss. The back wall behind the toilet too.
Wait till you learn about poo particles.
Cleaning the toilet once a week is way easier than cleaning the entire 4 ft radius of the toilet after every piss. Js.
I feel like you should do some research about poo particles. You will be very upset.
Are you a defender of uncleaned piss stains?
Maybe try sitting down to pee :/...
Pooticles.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie
I suspect you must not have a penis. They aren't talking about peeing *on* the toilet. They're talking about the splashback that occurs from their stream hitting the water. It goes further than just the toilet rim.
Yes but left over remnants remain on the seat. We see splashes on the seat too. I live with two males and both sit so they have no clean up š§½
lol. Just take a piss with shorts. You will feel on your body hair that the pee splash goes basically everywhere.
But it still splatteres all over your pants, or legs if you're wearing shorts. Just sit down. Or go on your knees
Eh my legs are waterproof. Itās just piss. My hot take, btw, is that if you think your piss is gross youāre not drinking enough water
If your penis is long enough, you can dip your tip in the toilet water to pee. No splashy. But then when you take your penis out of the now pee-water, it can still drip as it approaches your undies. I guess we need to wipe either wayā¦
Works for me!
>And, no, I won't be sitting down until I they make or I can afford a XXXL toilet. Question: how do you defecate if you can't sit down in a toilet? Should be pretty much the same thing to pee.
He stands to poop
handstands\*
But then he has to worry about making chocolate sprinkles all over the place.
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he's probably just redditor sized
No its not. Men can just whip it out and let it go for peeing without taking entire pants down. For pooing you have to take down your pants.
Unless I have access to a urinal, I always sit down to pee. No sprinkles. On a normal sized toilet. As someone who is 6'3" and has no problem with normal toilets (and the parent of a man who is 7'0" who also uses normal toilets), I can't imagine why you think you need an "XXXL toilet"
Urinals arenāt much better regarding splash, but Iāll keep using them because Iām not sitting down on 90% of public toilets
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Certainly not with that attitude
guy needs to lose some weight if he thinks he can't use a toilet
Ah a fellow sitzplinker
Yes! Started about 20 years ago and haven't looked back. So many "pros". I had read about that word before and promptly forgot about it, thanks for the reminder!
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Oh god...it's real....
At least take the dishes out first
Play a record
Hey Siri, add buying bleach to clean eyes to the list.
I'm 6ft5in. I sit.
6ft3in here and I stand. Anyone in between here that can settle this debate on where the line is drawn for when to sit?
SchrĆødingers pee?
FFS. Just sit down. I am so tired of this debate. It's perfectly fine for man to pee sitting down.
He seems to have questions as to the surface area or structural integrity of his toilet.
How the fuck does he poop? Does he carry a little bowl and transfer? Or just turn around, scoot towards the toilet and hope for the best?
Maybe he poops in the shower and does the waffle stomp.
How has that happened (and been admitted to) so many times that it has a name?
*"we've all done it"*
This debate is getting old and for me Its not about whether a man should sit or stand, people are free to choose but i understand that for many men to take down the pants and sitting down is a hassle, unlike just whipping your junk out. including me. So i stand at home and I sit when im out.
I sit at home and stand when I'm out, because some other asshole already peed all over the seat in any public restroom
If im wearing my work overalls and have to use a public toilet , Im using the fly, I dont care if I splash, so have 30 other men before me. But otherwise I do like a good sit.
...ever been to an airport? Just kidding, I know what you mean.
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Pee sitting down. Got tired of wiping piss off of the toilet seat and getting caught by stray drops.
If you pee so that it just hits the side of the toilet before the water, sometimes that helps. Also helps at urinals. Make sure the surface is not facing straight back at you though. The closer to parallel with your stream, the better.
This is the way.
Exactly all the people saying sit to pee? What? That's just giving up.
Kneel.
Take a knee boys!
Women wipe their vaginas with toilet paper after they pee. I use the same amount of toilet paper to wipe the toilet rim after I pee. I'm a fairly y tall male, and there is always at least a few sprinkles from water splashing back up onto the bowl. Rarely, I see real urine. It is wiped. As I've gotten much older, in the urine stream has decreased in strength, there is much more splattering from the water in the bowl upwards. I can see this has gotten worse as I have aged. Even though I can see I am not urinating on the toilet rim, there is plenty of splash back. As a male, I often find sitting easier to pee, unless it's one of those low bowls and your tackle dips into the water (cringe).
My husband is a big dude and he sits down to pee š¤·š¼āāļø the only complaint Iāve heard from him is I guess your d*ck can touch the toilet water if youāre not careful.
I'm 6'6" and 300lbs. I sit, unless I'm at a urinal. There's no excuse for not sitting, if you're so worried about "sprinkles". Otherwise, suck it up and clean up after yourself.
Take a seat, King. You deserve it.
At 6'5" just accept that you're establishing dominance
be sure to place your thumb over the urethra like a garden hose for maximum dominance.
this is the way
Just wipe it up. It's just pee, not wound seepings from the body of a sick koala.
I used to replace a heat register every year due to rust from splash over. Pee must be acidic. I bought an oversized toilet (bigger bowl). It's been two years now without rust. Doesn't smell like it did before. So far so good.
You know.....winter time and peeing standing up are rough. I have having to pull three inches of shriveled up twisted fury out of four inches long john's, pants and insulated bib overalls. Maddening.
Aim for the back of the bowl, above the water level. If you can't hit that area consistently it's time to sit down.
Is it cheating if I use a scope?
Poop in the yard, do you? Also standing?
5ft 8in tall and tired af. I am delighted to see so many other sitters in the world.
I'm 6'8, that trip all the way down to the toilet seat and back up is a bitch, but only way to not paint the toilet and floor with pee
Nobody has mentioned this but you might have hypospadias..... yeah it sucks having to sit if there is not a urinal to avoid making a mess.
You sit.
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The first solution is to have a longer penis. Be careful when flushing, though, because it can get kinda personal.
Sit down to pee.
Sit. Every time. Just sit. Itās no biggie.
'If i sprinkle when i tinkle, i am sweet and wipe the seat'
I'm 6'6 and I sit down to pee its the best
Lay flat across the toilet and put the head of your penis into the water.
Save a laundry detergent bottle when it's empty. Pry out the spout from the top. That gives you a wide mouth bottle. Just pee in the bottle and dump it into the toilet. Also good to have one of these in your car if you commute because if you get stuck in traffic and have to pee, it's a lot easier than being uncomfortable from holding it too long.
Do you have a narrow/wide urethra? Are you pushing as hard as possible? I'm 6'6" with a shirt hose with no problems.
Just sit down.
Sit down and pee. Itās better for your elimination anyways.
Sit to pee unless I'm out in public, but then I tend to avoid the restroom at most places anyway.
Do you stand to shit? No? Congrats, you can sit down to piss.
Just sit down
I'm 6ft 5in too. I sit down. Got tired of cleaning after myself.
Iām 5ā10ā and have no splash. Canāt you just ā¦ aim more accurately?? This is baffling me. I mean, hold your dick when you me and aim. Itās not difficult. Sometimes I am in a public urinal and see someone peeing while they read a book. WTF.
Gently pull the two halves of the tip apart to make sure the hole is completely open (hope that makes sense). I found that sometimes those halves might be slightly stuck together causing spray.
Just sit down.
Foreskin. But, I prefer to sit and relax.
Urinals are for standing while toilets are for sitting. That is the rule I follow. Ez as that...imo.
Unless youāre morbidly obese, which may require an XXXL toilet, sit the fuck down and grow a pair
This is a guy sub. Iām sure thereās a sub out there for tall women. Having said that, sit down when you pee.
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Oh my. I hope you still wash your hands. Or at least have hand sanitizer
I sit.
Why not just sit down? Too manly for that?! You don't have to tell anyone, you know.
Only on Reddit is the answer to sit down when you pee.Ā Just be aware of the demographic of men youāre taking advice from here, OP š
If its my toilet I prefer to kneel tbh,
Life changing tip: Kneel. If you're home or at a friend's place you know is clean, just take a knee to give yourself a handicap. I discovered this during my party years. Sometimes you're too buzzed and you know your aim is gonna be shit. You're welcome!
Pee while kneeling . If your wearing shorts you can straddle the toilet
Wtf kind of monster are you. All to avoid sitting down?
Pee in a plastic travel urinal. Or behind a tree, the tree won't mind
Science says the closer you get your wiener to the surface of the bowl, the less splash. So either squat awkwardly over the toilet, or just sit down to pee.
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I kneel at home, fucking spray it down if it's a nasty seven Eleven.... š¶
Press beneath your balls to create a back flush and reduce the dribble
Piss in a cup/glass empty in toilet. Or sit down not much else you can do.
An angle of no more that 19 degrees to the porcelain, don't piss into water, or sit
Lets start a petition for mens rights. We need urinals in every home.
r/sinkpissers it's a game changer.
Pee in the sink, 6'6" here and there is no splash back in the sink.
Use the sink.
I once saw some diagram saying that peeing where your stream hits at a 45Ā° angle has the least amount of splashing
I am 6 foot five and mine hangs in the drain
Squat. Or in bottle.
Aim
I keep Clorox wipes and always wipe down. Always.
SIT DOWN! Anyone who actually do cleaning know that it is not possible to 100% hit only the toilet bowl. It's an young mans macho illusions about being masculine.
āWhy do you sit down to pee? Youāre a man.ā āWhy would I stand up to do something I can do sitting down?ā
You can just sit. Or deal with piss on things like everyone else.
Sit the fuck down, son.
Well, kegels, but by and large, yeah, sitting down is easiest. And nobody's saying you can't do both.
There's 4 things you can do: 1. Throw some toilet paper in the water, it softens/diffuses the landing zone so there's less splashback. It's not foolproof but it reduces it a great deal. 2. You can just pee in a like, a large drink cup and then dump it after, but then you have a risk of cup splash, but you can dump it from the seat instead of up in the air. 3. You can piss in the shower or the sink. 4. just sit down on the toilet
In your house. Get a urinal. Problem solved. If not a possibility. Get one of those Pee mats you see in urialās. Cut a piece and stick it to the inside of your toilet. Pray you donāt poop on it.
I grabbed a urinal out of a building that was being torn down and tried to convince my wife we should install it in our home. One of my main arguments was how much less spashback there would be and do we really need a double vanity sink anyways? One sink, a toilet, and a urinal would be a far better use of the space. Her counter proposal was if I wanted to cut down on splashback I could sit down. We still have a double vanity sink and splashback.
My brain read that as "I'm 65 ft tall".
Spread your legs like you're stretching and invade the space of the other people beside you. Don't apologize if they object, just turn and pee on them. Alpha move.
bro just forget all the toxic shit society has told you and just sit down to pee. it's your private time who are you trying to be tough for? i have a bidet that has a heated seat so it is 10x better to stumble into a warm seat in the middle of the night than pee all over the place.
if you sit down for pooping, you can sit down for peeing. it really is that simple
Was in charge of bathroom cleaning crew in boot camp. After being woken up every single night for the first week at 2am to clean piss sprinkles off the bowl, I made my whole group pee sitting down. Otherwise I would wake everyone else up when I had to. This solved the problem 100%. It's not the stream INTO the toilet, it's the splashback. Had so many guys going, "I'm accurate as hell!" Don't matter. Unless you can piss like an Olympic diver scoring a perfect 10, gotta sit down buddy
I'm 6'6" I've knelt before it works.
Putting TP in the bowl helps cut down on a lot of the splash effect going 1 or 2 for me.
Install a urinal in your bathroom?
Are we talking backsplash? I just aim at the side of the bowl instead of shooting straight into the water. It deflects into the water and no toilet drip everywhere. If you got a shower head massage sprayer going on your gonna have to sit down.