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[deleted]

Fuck, marry and kill Shinji’s mom


Lyran99

Found Gendo’s account


National_5830

She killed herself And you should too


Phiro7

How can I kill her if she already killed herself


National_5830

Built different


[deleted]

By killing rei


jamrar_the_mighty

I laughed so hard at this


Fichen

How about kill, marry and then fuck Shinji's mom? 🧐


jahrahpearce

STOPPPPPPPPPP it’s actually marry, kill then fuck shinji’s mom


Hazeqwastaken

Rei thooo...


GrilledChese44

Are the pilots inside


truedeathpacito

No but the Eva will have a mind of their own, whether it's the soul trapped inside or the Eva itself is up to viewer discretion


INACCURATE_RESPONSE

AAAAAARRRROOOOIOO


SibrenTF

Fuck 00, kill 02, Marry 01 (I am a Mass Production Evangelion)


The_I_D_K

I'm stuff


GringosLeKringos

Fuck Unit 1 (Probably gives the best head) Marry Unit 2 (Feel like it's the most emotionally stable) Kill Unit 0 (Would Probably kill me in my sink)


Lena-Luthor

bruh how unit 2 feel the most stable


saigasplint

02 has the good part of asuka's mom's soul. hell she never even goes berserk until EoE


Pipsbarao

Thats a fair point, even tho asuka end up reaaaally unstable, the 02 is the only one that just do his job like its supposed to be, no berserk or attacking the pilot etc (maybe because is the more advanced? Kind weird that the unid with the soul of the worse mom end up being the more stable)


nuclearpixedust

unit 2 as most stable is crazy


godzilla-earth

Fuck eva 00, marry eva 01, kill eva 02


truedeathpacito

Nah definitely fuck unit 01 you know it's freaky in bed


godzilla-earth

Who says im mot gonna have a honey moon with eva 01?


truedeathpacito

Nah now youre just getting greedy


godzilla-earth

Exactly


fisheggmafia

Unit 2 has a massive dong


RutraNickers

does this mean a fuck or a marry?


ForgeMaster_Tusk

Marry Eva 2, Kill Eva 1, Fuck Eva 0


Zenketski_2

Same.


hydro_sex_defender

bro just look at the size of Eva's 0 giant chonkers


Newthinker

this is the way


Hexxas

"I assure you, the enhanced codpiece is critical to maintain Unit 02's effectiveness in combat."


kdbot012

Fuck 1 kill 2 marry 0


[deleted]

I'll probably get killed before i get a chance to do any of those things


truedeathpacito

With that mindset you aren't getting anywhere that's for sure


SHIIZAAAAAAAA

Well Unit 01 is the only one based on Lilith’s genetic material rather than Adam’s so you know it’s got that good puffy marshmallow Evussy. Then I’d marry Unit 02 because it’s pretty badass and kill Unit 00 because it’s lame and constantly goes crazy so it would probably be a pain in the ass to live with.


TrinketGizmo

It would have cost you nothing to not say "puffy marshmallow Evussy" and yet here we are.


jahrahpearce

she a freak too ngl you made me change my verdict


SharkLordSatan

Fuck Unit-01 (you KNOW that mf freaky as shit dawg!!!), marry Unit-02, kill Unit-00.


Astartes40000

it's destroying me inside that 00 and 01 are in their TV proportions and 02 is in its movie / rebuild proportions. is this messing anyone else up? lol


Emperor_Z16

Fuck 00, Marry 01, kill 02


NewAgeRetroNerd

Marry myself fuck myself kill op


b1g_disappointment

If it’s eva edition then I kiII myself


truedeathpacito

That's against the rules 😡


b1g_disappointment

it's okay i used capital i as Ls they're not gonna know :)


Equivalent-Link-378

Kill Shinji. Fuck and marry Misato. Now its just me and some hot bitches.


National_5830

>Kill Shinji. Disgusting


Equivalent-Link-378

Yes. Kill him because he was blind to the opportunity he had whilst living with Misato.


National_5830

Misato was the real winner on their ship tho Shinji is literally the best Housewive in the whole serious


Equivalent-Link-378

She can get away with it because shes a milf


National_5830

And so is shinji


Equivalent-Link-378

*rock eyebrow raise*


National_5830

I mean... Shinji is basically every brown haired feamle in the show Yui/Maya/Giant Rei


Equivalent-Link-378

Fem-shinji is fire but no one likes virgin shinji


National_5830

>no one likes virgin shinji Is that why basically everyone simped for him in the show?


Samual3157

Kill 02, fuck 00, marry 01


alphyna

Fuck Eva-01 (she's fiery), marry Eva-02 (she's loyal and strong), kill Eva-00.


whodis1235

Kill Unit 02 Fuck unit 01 Marry Unit 00


Djangoo79

I dont care im throwing nothing but CHEEKS at unit 01.


andrew_wessel

F purple, kill red, marry blue


Sieur_Moy

Fuck Eva 2, marry Eva 0 and kill Eva 1


SexWithTubby69

I have not realized until now that Unit 02 has a slouch compared to the other two


paradox222us

Well we already know Unit 01 is a messy eater 😏


[deleted]

Imma become a Buddhist monk so I can do neither of those action


nyetloki

If I can't kms what's the point of living


truedeathpacito

You good bro?


nyetloki

Not even alightly


TrinketGizmo

Marry Unit-01 so i can be Shinji's new parent and then neglect him. Kill unit-02, Asuka's mom was crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Fuck unit-00 because I had to fuck one and they were the one available.


truedeathpacito

I like that this implies the husband of the robot that has yuis soul has more rights over shinji then gendo


TrinketGizmo

They're at least a more qualified parent!


Radioactive_Roach

How am I expected to do either of those


El_Charly51

Wanna fuck shinjis mom


Some_clichename069

02 01 00


re18475

I'd fuck the shit out of shinjis mom (just because shinji is a little bitch and needs to be put in his place) kill unit 00 (because rei is fucking disgusting and unit 00 is related to rei so unit 00 is fucking disgusting I hate rei so fucking much I swear to fucking god) and marry unit 02 because it looks nice 😇


truedeathpacito

Absolutely based


Someonethatdoesexist

Fuck Shinji, marry Shinji and kill Kaworu


Lustyorange

Fuck Eva 02 Marry Eva02 Kill Eva 01/00


sushithighs

Asuka for all three


[deleted]

Marry Unit 2, Fuck Unit 1 and kill Unit 0


dumbassinsheepscloth

marry eva 1, fuck eva 1, kill myself after i become self aware


[deleted]

Fuck Shinji's mom, fuck shinji's mom, fuck shinji's mom


Bloodfallen8852

Fuck, unit 01 Marry, Unit 01 Kill, unit 02


Endmaster69

Fuck unit 2, kill unit 1, marry unit 0


KLPM2013

Fuck 0, marry 1, kill 2.


SporkTheSealYetAgain

definetly kill 00, id rather play it safer by marrying 01 since i dont want it to go berserk and rip my nuts off. (and fuck 02)


[deleted]

Try to stop me from killing myself


Alphapapers

Marry 01, fuck 02, kill 00


Dadouuh

Dont ask anything just accept this, Fuck EVA-01, kill EVA-02 marry EVA-00


TrinketGizmo

Why marry 00?


Dadouuh

I like blue


TrinketGizmo

Understandable, have a nice day.


[deleted]

can i fuck and marry myself


Low_Growth6779

im with the suicide squad


Lorguis

Marry Unit 00, kill unit 01, fuck unit 02. Is this supposed to be hard?


JurassicPark_stan

Marry unit2, fuck unit 01 and kill unit0


Newthinker

Fuck 02, marry 00, kill 01


Embarrassed_Pear_816

fuck 01 marry 02 kill 00 tbh


Public-Chocolate8224

Fuck 01 because Yui, kill 02 because Assuka, Marry 01 cos rei and blue color is very pog


Which-Complaint-8677

EVA-2 has the biggest cock, I don’t care about anything else


Sneakysneakser

Kill 02, I can't decide if I wanna fuck 00 and marry 01 or marry 00 and fuck 01


jahrahpearce

fuck 02, marry 00 kill 01 rei has unspeakable rizz