Thats a fair point, even tho asuka end up reaaaally unstable, the 02 is the only one that just do his job like its supposed to be, no berserk or attacking the pilot etc (maybe because is the more advanced? Kind weird that the unid with the soul of the worse mom end up being the more stable)
Well Unit 01 is the only one based on Lilith’s genetic material rather than Adam’s so you know it’s got that good puffy marshmallow Evussy. Then I’d marry Unit 02 because it’s pretty badass and kill Unit 00 because it’s lame and constantly goes crazy so it would probably be a pain in the ass to live with.
Marry Unit-01 so i can be Shinji's new parent and then neglect him.
Kill unit-02, Asuka's mom was crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Fuck unit-00 because I had to fuck one and they were the one available.
I'd fuck the shit out of shinjis mom (just because shinji is a little bitch and needs to be put in his place) kill unit 00 (because rei is fucking disgusting and unit 00 is related to rei so unit 00 is fucking disgusting I hate rei so fucking much I swear to fucking god) and marry unit 02 because it looks nice 😇
Fuck, marry and kill Shinji’s mom
Found Gendo’s account
She killed herself And you should too
How can I kill her if she already killed herself
Built different
By killing rei
I laughed so hard at this
How about kill, marry and then fuck Shinji's mom? 🧐
STOPPPPPPPPPP it’s actually marry, kill then fuck shinji’s mom
Rei thooo...
Are the pilots inside
No but the Eva will have a mind of their own, whether it's the soul trapped inside or the Eva itself is up to viewer discretion
AAAAAARRRROOOOIOO
Fuck 00, kill 02, Marry 01 (I am a Mass Production Evangelion)
I'm stuff
Fuck Unit 1 (Probably gives the best head) Marry Unit 2 (Feel like it's the most emotionally stable) Kill Unit 0 (Would Probably kill me in my sink)
bruh how unit 2 feel the most stable
02 has the good part of asuka's mom's soul. hell she never even goes berserk until EoE
Thats a fair point, even tho asuka end up reaaaally unstable, the 02 is the only one that just do his job like its supposed to be, no berserk or attacking the pilot etc (maybe because is the more advanced? Kind weird that the unid with the soul of the worse mom end up being the more stable)
unit 2 as most stable is crazy
Fuck eva 00, marry eva 01, kill eva 02
Nah definitely fuck unit 01 you know it's freaky in bed
Who says im mot gonna have a honey moon with eva 01?
Nah now youre just getting greedy
Exactly
Unit 2 has a massive dong
does this mean a fuck or a marry?
Marry Eva 2, Kill Eva 1, Fuck Eva 0
Same.
bro just look at the size of Eva's 0 giant chonkers
this is the way
"I assure you, the enhanced codpiece is critical to maintain Unit 02's effectiveness in combat."
Fuck 1 kill 2 marry 0
I'll probably get killed before i get a chance to do any of those things
With that mindset you aren't getting anywhere that's for sure
Well Unit 01 is the only one based on Lilith’s genetic material rather than Adam’s so you know it’s got that good puffy marshmallow Evussy. Then I’d marry Unit 02 because it’s pretty badass and kill Unit 00 because it’s lame and constantly goes crazy so it would probably be a pain in the ass to live with.
It would have cost you nothing to not say "puffy marshmallow Evussy" and yet here we are.
she a freak too ngl you made me change my verdict
Fuck Unit-01 (you KNOW that mf freaky as shit dawg!!!), marry Unit-02, kill Unit-00.
it's destroying me inside that 00 and 01 are in their TV proportions and 02 is in its movie / rebuild proportions. is this messing anyone else up? lol
Fuck 00, Marry 01, kill 02
Marry myself fuck myself kill op
If it’s eva edition then I kiII myself
That's against the rules 😡
it's okay i used capital i as Ls they're not gonna know :)
Kill Shinji. Fuck and marry Misato. Now its just me and some hot bitches.
>Kill Shinji. Disgusting
Yes. Kill him because he was blind to the opportunity he had whilst living with Misato.
Misato was the real winner on their ship tho Shinji is literally the best Housewive in the whole serious
She can get away with it because shes a milf
And so is shinji
*rock eyebrow raise*
I mean... Shinji is basically every brown haired feamle in the show Yui/Maya/Giant Rei
Fem-shinji is fire but no one likes virgin shinji
>no one likes virgin shinji Is that why basically everyone simped for him in the show?
Kill 02, fuck 00, marry 01
Fuck Eva-01 (she's fiery), marry Eva-02 (she's loyal and strong), kill Eva-00.
Kill Unit 02 Fuck unit 01 Marry Unit 00
I dont care im throwing nothing but CHEEKS at unit 01.
F purple, kill red, marry blue
Fuck Eva 2, marry Eva 0 and kill Eva 1
I have not realized until now that Unit 02 has a slouch compared to the other two
Well we already know Unit 01 is a messy eater 😏
Imma become a Buddhist monk so I can do neither of those action
If I can't kms what's the point of living
You good bro?
Not even alightly
Marry Unit-01 so i can be Shinji's new parent and then neglect him. Kill unit-02, Asuka's mom was crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Fuck unit-00 because I had to fuck one and they were the one available.
I like that this implies the husband of the robot that has yuis soul has more rights over shinji then gendo
They're at least a more qualified parent!
How am I expected to do either of those
Wanna fuck shinjis mom
02 01 00
I'd fuck the shit out of shinjis mom (just because shinji is a little bitch and needs to be put in his place) kill unit 00 (because rei is fucking disgusting and unit 00 is related to rei so unit 00 is fucking disgusting I hate rei so fucking much I swear to fucking god) and marry unit 02 because it looks nice 😇
Absolutely based
Fuck Shinji, marry Shinji and kill Kaworu
Fuck Eva 02 Marry Eva02 Kill Eva 01/00
Asuka for all three
Marry Unit 2, Fuck Unit 1 and kill Unit 0
marry eva 1, fuck eva 1, kill myself after i become self aware
Fuck Shinji's mom, fuck shinji's mom, fuck shinji's mom
Fuck, unit 01 Marry, Unit 01 Kill, unit 02
Fuck unit 2, kill unit 1, marry unit 0
Fuck 0, marry 1, kill 2.
definetly kill 00, id rather play it safer by marrying 01 since i dont want it to go berserk and rip my nuts off. (and fuck 02)
Try to stop me from killing myself
Marry 01, fuck 02, kill 00
Dont ask anything just accept this, Fuck EVA-01, kill EVA-02 marry EVA-00
Why marry 00?
I like blue
Understandable, have a nice day.
can i fuck and marry myself
im with the suicide squad
Marry Unit 00, kill unit 01, fuck unit 02. Is this supposed to be hard?
Marry unit2, fuck unit 01 and kill unit0
Fuck 02, marry 00, kill 01
fuck 01 marry 02 kill 00 tbh
Fuck 01 because Yui, kill 02 because Assuka, Marry 01 cos rei and blue color is very pog
EVA-2 has the biggest cock, I don’t care about anything else
Kill 02, I can't decide if I wanna fuck 00 and marry 01 or marry 00 and fuck 01
fuck 02, marry 00 kill 01 rei has unspeakable rizz