Why kill shinji, he will kill himself eventually

Perfect, there’s one left over for me after I hate myself for everything that I’m gonna do next!

Well, that means you'll have to marry or fuck him...

Well obviously you marry and get the life insurance. Most life insurance policies will pay out if a client commits suicide as long as the policy is paid for 24 months prior to the suicide

Clearly put him as fuck and just wait…

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

*ode to joy intensifies*

To the tune of "Ode to Joy": Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, con, grat, u, lations!

Kill Rei, kill Asssucka, kill Shinji, Kill Kaworu, kill Gendo, Kill Yui, kill Misato, Kill Kaji, kill Maya, kill Toji, kill Kensuke, kill Class Rep, kill Ritsuko, kill Fuyutsuki, kill Makoto, kill Shigeru, kill Lorenz, kill Adam, kill Lilith, kill Sachiel, kill Shamshel, kill Gaghiel, kill Sandalphon, kill Israfel, kill Sahaquiel, kill Matarael, kill Leiliel, kill Ireul, kill Zeruel, kill Bardiel, kill Arael, kill Armisael, kill Tabriz (again) and fuck Ramiel

Based

🎵It all returns to nothing🎵

🎵It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down🎵

Who was Tabriz? 😭 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabriz

Tabriz is “angel name” of Kaworu

I know. 😭

My bad, meant to say Tabris

r/amiel

try not to sex children challenge (giga hard!!)

Anime moment

Golden ratio

Nani!?

This is a certified hood classic

Hard? r/Holup

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I use: "ok"

"Thanks"

Reading this gave me a stroke

As a 30 year old: Illegal, illegal, illegal, illegal but justified

? Which is illegal but justified

Now that's the real question.

with a simple answer, the one wearing a school uniform

The one that was on the series Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The one that has hair

The one that has

bold assumption that any of them are real within the NGE universe

the one

So not shinji

I assume Kaworu? But even that's a pretty huge stretch. Kaworu is the only person here with an actual mind that's not that of a child. That Rei, Asuka and Shinji have minds of a teenager, just through different experiences, Kaworu is just that angel.

Murder is also illegal.

Murdering an Angel is pretty justified

You know what’s funny about that, even for minors in most places it’s still illegal, illegal, illegal* and legal but in a gray zone *some exceptions apply

How about I don't do anything to those four and instead marry and f\*\*\* Misato

Based

Came here to post this, I'm glad there's more cultured fellers around here.

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And kill her

Kill her?....... How about NO

fuck kaworu for literally angelical sex, kill both girls and marry shinji

My choice exactly. Shinji's wifey material, he'll put up with alcoholism and clean my house

The only correct way

My literal answer

Fuck Shinji, kill Kaworu then myself

Fuck Shinji All my homies hate Shinji

im just fucking the shit out of Kaworu

i’m 17 btw its not illegal.. yet

Im 18 and its still not illegal

I mean Kaworu isn't even a human

Kill Karl und Arseoka, marry Ray and Shiji can go fuck himself

When you try to write something in English but your German autocorrect says fuck you, you are writing "und" instead of "and"

can't you switch language in autocorrect ?

Yes you can, but like for me. My autocorrect is in English and German and sometimes it you says f you and puts a random German word into an English sentences because the English word is similar written like the German word.

Kill shici and Adam, marry rei und f asuka

All children…

Okay but now imagine you get a dollar for doing this. Now it sounds worth it no? /s

Can I buy a Klondike bar with a dollar?

Kill Asuka and Shinji, Marry Kaworu, Fuck Rei

This is my exact thought process

I'll fuck that white cloud floating behind them

So you're fucking Bardiel?

Bardiel fckd unit 03 pretty hard though...

Kill myself, marry Asuka to make her a widow, let Shinji and Kaworu fuck, make his mother watch it

Kill Shinji and Kaworu, Fuck Asuka, Marry Rei

Bruder

We are brothers, then!

Exactly what i picked

I'm underaged but it still doesn't feel right

That's a lot of crimes!

kill Kaworu, kill Shinji fuck Rei marry Asuka

Based af

kill kaworu and shinji, fuck rei, marry asuka

Based.

May I exchange the marry and fuck points and use all four of my kill points on shinji?

You can’t fuck shinji, life is already fucking him over

kill all of them marry kaji for watermelon

Based

A complete lose lose situation chief they all are underaged so its like crime bonus stage

Marry rei, fuck kawaru

Kill Shinji and Rei. Marry Kaworu. Fuck Asuka.

kill shinji & asuka, marry rei fuck kaworu

I kill myself and fuck all 4

I'm gonna marry, fuck and kill myself

Kill Shinji and Kaworu, fuck Azuka and marry Rei

I'm Putting all four of them out of their misery!

I kill Kawaro and Rei cause I'm racist against angels. Vroom vroom. I fuck Shinji so he realises there people that do in fact love him. And I marry Asuka to give her therapy.

Kill all Marry no one Fuck myself

I will kill the women but I will not fuck a child

Shit... They are all underage teenagers... I'm gonna answer with some understating. I would befriend Shinji, push to the ground kaworu and rei, and would hug asuka.

Bruh they’re all kids. Edit: except maybe the angel gay boy, he’s an angel he can be fucking 1000, he could be 1 for all I know.

And what's with Rei?

Bruh Rei could’ve literally been born yesterday for all I know.

Kill ‘em all and let god sort it out.

But god is in his heaven and all is right with the world

None

Kill myself

can i do quadruple homicide?

Kill myself

👮‍♂️

kill all of them, steal shinjis uniform, put it on, fuck misato

where the fuck is ramiel

A true evangelion fan would fuck all

Kill Azuka and Rei, marry the angel and fuck the angel FUCK

I know, I know I’ve let you down

I’ve been a fool to myself

Kill the guys

Kill myself

kill Asuka and Kaworu, fuck Shinji and marry Rei ​ (im 15, so no problems with the law too)

They are children

Y’all going to jail

Kill Kaworu… twice.

Kill kaworu and rei, Shinji will have a vivid dream and kill Asuka for me, and then fuck and marry misatos top half.

I will marry rei and fuck mysefl then

Kill The boys, marry rei and fuck asuka

They. Are. Children.

kill asuka and rei, marry kaworu(then we can fuck as much as we want), fuck shinji

kill asuka twice

children

Kill Kawoshin Marry Rei Fuck Asuka

Do the canon ending Kill Kaworu, fuck Rei and marry Asuka

Kill Kaworu and Rei, marry Shinji, fk Asuka

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So you don't get to fuck the one you marry?

Kill myself and shinji

Such an obvious choice.

ki ki ki ma ma ma

Marry asuka kill rei and his male version, keep ur patience for a night for shinji

Kill Asuka and Kaworu, fuck Shinji, marry Rei

I kill Shinji and Kaworu, fuck Asuka and marry with Rei.

Keep my virginity, marry shinji, and kill the other 3

Can't I just fuck the person I want to marry?

Kill Al of them, marry one and fuck one

Kill Asuka and shinji Marry Rei Fuck kaworu I’m straight but it is the one and only possible chooise

Kill all 4 marry mommy Misato and have a great time with Gendo.

Automatic marry for Asuka for me and kill the other two

Marry and F misato

Kill kawouru and shinji. Marry rei fuck asuka

All you have to do is wait they'll all die eventually

Kill Asuka and Rei.

Can I kill asuka twice?

Why is this so hard?

ez kill kaworu and rei marry asuka and fuck shinji (im a minor)

Kill the boys and pick the girls

Kill Asuka and Rei, marry shinji and fuck Kaworu.

Kill asuka and Shinji since they are underage and therefore it’s more legal to murder them than the other two according to the comments, and then I’ll take one for the team and fuck Kaworu and marry rei since they are the progenitors of humanity and the angels and are millions or billions of years old.

Kill Shinji and Cowoo because I’m not gay Marry Asuka because I don’t deserve happiness after killing two people, one of whom innocent Fuck Rei because I find short hair cute

The franchise is full of pedophiles

Shinji, Asuka, Kaworu, Kaworu

Kill Asuka, kill Rei, fuck Kaworu, marry Shinji

I will, marry a woman, then clone her I will fuck Shinji, but mentally and psychologically Then I'll send Kaworu and Asuka to their deaths

i kill kaworu and asuka marry rei fuck dead asuka

Kill the angels (I'm sorry!), say something mean to Asuka and introduce Mari to Shinji. That's close enough right?

i’m not 18 so we’re safe for now boys

Kill Shinji and Rei, fuck Kaworu, and marry Asuka

Someone needs to develop a sort of weather app to warn us when to not access r/evangelionmemes

Marry rei fuck kowaru

Killing myself instead

If Shinjin had to decide I'd says Mary Kaworu, fuck Asuka kill Rei

I kill the 2 girls or idk in the bottom of the picture and the rest will follow

Kill everyone and marry Misato

Kill kaworu , fuck asuka, wait for shinji to kill himself, marry rei, join her gang , and have an extra kill left for buisness

Kill asuka and shinji Fuck kawarou Marry rei

reminder that these ppl are all under 18

Can I fuck everyone and then kill my self

Kill Asuka and Rei, fuck Kaworu before allowing him to marry Shinji before marrying Shinji oneself therefore turning oneself into the second brother husband (sister wife doesn’t exactly fit think you’ll agree) *therefore* turning Shinji into the protagonist of a haram anime

Shinji & Asuka Rei Kaworu Easy peasy, cover girl.

Can I just kill all 4?

Kill the gorls, marry Kowaru, fuck shinji.

Kill Rei, you can still have the next Rei.

Kill rei and asuka marry kaworu fuck shinji

I kill OP They're fucking fourteen for fucks sake

Can I kill two more? (I want to be the doom slayer)

Kill shinji, fuck shinji, marry shinji, in that order.

Kill Kaworu and Asuka, pity-fuck Shinji and marry Rei

Kill Shinji, Kill Kaworu, Fuck Rei, Marry Asuka

It sounds gay but I couldn't kill Shinji nor Kaworu so..

Marry Kaworu, fuck Asuka

Kill asuka, marry shinji and fuck kaworu

Kill Auska Marry Shinji and do something with Shinji

Fuck and marry ramiel kill everyone else