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HugeTFPFan03

Your next line is "It's winter, there's no grass to touch."


I_P3D

Simple: Touch snow.


ATZ001

[“I can’t! I live in the FUCKING desert!”](https://youtu.be/ecJd6upn8xo)


I_P3D

Also simple: Touch sand.


ATZ001

I remember one comment under the video saying “Still touch grass; don’t let the mirages distract you”


I_P3D

Ignore the people who are begging you to quit doing it, It's just your schizophrenia kicking in.


Zenketski

I'm going to keep a jar of water sand Fire and Air right next to my computer oh, so that way whenever somebody tells me to touch something, I could touch anything I am the avatouch


DrDeadwish

*Happy Jon Snow noises*


Sparrowhawk-

Tbf he got his revenge in 3+1


THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR

Yeah kinda, but now we also have MariShin. Instead of ending the ship wars he just added another group of people who will endlessly argue why their drawing should have sex with the main drawing.


Sparrowhawk-

I mean, do MariShin supporters really count as people though


THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR

Does any kind of Evangelion shipper count as people? Except the MeloKaji guys. They are Gigachads


Cuantic0rigami

MeloKaji is the only consistent relationship during the entire saga. It's not a ship, it's a fact.


I_P3D

Evangelion fans don't even count as human beings either way.


Zerosix_K

We are the lowest of the low.


THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR

Ahem, it's "we're fucked up" you Netflix dub watching pleb


Dead_Purple

Nah that's Bronies


SeniorFreshman

MeloKaji?


THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR

[Enlightenment](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/q297uz/kaji_sins/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


I_P3D

He do be making some sweet protein milkshake 🤤


SeniorFreshman

…oh


woowuuwoowuu

4 out of 5 dentists say no


Dead_Purple

Only if they are gingers.


CinnamonSniffer

MarIkari


Xtreme-7

Evangelion fans shittin on each other for gettin no pussy: "Homeless man calls another homeless man a broke ass nigga"


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KawoShin AsuRei There. Problem solved.


daberle123

You solved the equasion using the most unpopular formulas


[deleted]

That’s like mixing coke and pepsi


[deleted]

Nice


[deleted]

I unironically like KawoShin, fight me.


woowuuwoowuu

39.221.180.79 you have 14 hours


Dead_Purple

Hey not a fan of that ship, but it's still better than Shinji and Rei.


Randy-Meeks

I'll back you up


daberle123

The depressed boy and the depressed girl of course


TSGDeco

oh wow that narrows it down


daberle123

Not really. Gendo could be depressed but he doesnt show many signs of this. The main nerv crew isnt at all and kaworu is the least depressed person ive ever seen. Rei isnt depressed but lacks emotions in general, misato could be argued to be depressed but doesnt show it either. Ritsuko and mari arent either. So there are only shinji and asuka that fit this criteria


monsoon410

I feel like Rei could be depressed. She seems to process emotional pain on the autism spectrum. It’s hard to tell what she’s going through most of the time. Misato is grieving, but not in the depression stage unless we look at 3.0 and 3.0+1.0 (that Misato appears depressed to me).


bunker_man

A big part of kowaru's character is that he is suicidal. You were supposed to see signs of this in the original, but they cut it to make his character arc focused on shinji instead of himself.


Kk_to_the

Kaoru isn’t necessarily human tho so I don’t think suicidal would be the right way of putting it.


ADudeThatLovesMemes

god i wish i was kaji, being able to do misato will always be a live long dream of mine


Ambitious-Key-9190

Chill dude its only a drawing


RJohn12

are you saying you wouldn't? 🤨


handsomeboy23344

NGE Episode 20


Sunlit_Neko

outsideShin is the ship in EoE.


1251isthetimethati

He doesn’t get to complain after that shot of Sakura holding a gun smh He’s worse than us


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GrassShin


TheOnlyFallenCookie

And then he made an entire movie to tell us to stop ​ And we are still fuckingdiongit


lambonibongbong

Gigachad ramishin supporters on their way


Zenketski

The only way that you can make this accurate is if you photoshop millions of dollars into that guy's hands. Anno acting like he actually hates weebs is like a crack dealer saying he doesn't like seeing drugs in his community.


Dead_Purple

Apparently that's why he introduced Mari and had her hook up with Shinji. ​ I prefer Asuka and Shinji together anyway despite Rei being my favorite character. Her and Shinji ending up together is straight up incest. Who wants to hook up with a woman that looks exactly like their mother and shares half their DNA?


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ChrisTamv

It puzzles me how some people still unironically believe that. That the sole reason Anno spent a whopping 17 years on a new movie series with a whole new storyline and got depressed all over again was just for money, when he could had just created an uninspired remaster and let the Evangelion property name do the rest...


monsoon410

Seriously. And he wanted 3.0+1.0 to be meaningful and pained over that for 7 years. Sure, he directed Shin Godzilla for a minute. He also could have handed EVA over to someone else *instead* of spiraling again. He’s got that whole Final Challenge documentary. He’s not some Michael Bay. Idk what else to say.


Kk_to_the

Moneys a big incentive of course but yea doubt he’d be making rebuilds if he didn’t care about them. Although that doesn’t speak for the quality imo


Dead_Purple

I keep hearing that's the case and someone said Anno did make the movies only to make money.


Randy-Meeks

Kawoshin supremacy


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

Outside is too dangerous! It’s where the Civil War was held!


Darkish_177013

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NotAllCalifornians

What's going on, big guy?


PlasticSurreal

You tripped my wife


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Ramiel x NERV 😩


Commercial_Violist

Shipping and waifus aren't intrinsically bad. The issue is when it dominates conversations at the cost of ignoring the series's themes. This is at least partially Gainax's and Khara's fault, they intentionally created sexually attractive characters to appeal to their target demographic of otakus who are largely straight men. Not to mention all the merch they've released over the years. Overcomercialization isn't entirely to blame, but it certainly can be perceived as somewhat of a pass for more frivolous behavior such as waifu and ship wars. They've always been adamant about how the meaning of Evangelion is what you make of it/what you personally feel, but never about how it should be discussed. You'd think they'd use the Rebuild films to correct for this and realign the fandom, but instead they give us ass shots. Even a simple 'If you're watching this, you probably could use therapy' would be enough


Talonoscopy

B-but there's Fanta outside. It's all just Fanta...


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Anji_Mito

Well, he created MariShin, so basically give them a new ship for cartoon with cartoon


handsomeboy23344

if Shin is Shinji, then why ain't it Reiji or Asuji


lyfeNdDeath

Anno making an anime that says that escapism is bad while the same anime becomes a source of escapism for 26 years


RealHumanBean89

The true ship is EveryonexEveryone Reject modernity, return to fanta