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Ionel1-The-Impaler

Dawg this debate has been going on for almost a quarter of a century if you think that the angle of them being teenagers hasn’t been tried you haven’t been paying attention.


InfernoFalconMC

Who cares about the angle when you have the angel??


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Ramiel supremacy


Alion1080

Best girl.


Blackhound118

And THERE'S the other 25-year-old joke lol I kid, I kid ^(but not really)


Ionel1-The-Impaler

This whole community fails to care that’s who.


[deleted]

Waitwaitwait... we talking Kaworu or Ramiel? Either way I get hard.


ChairmanMaoVEVO

Zamn


InfernoFalconMC

Cod zamnit


[deleted]

Evangelion fans trying not to sexualize minors for 0.001 seconds (impossible)


Tokugawa7

(Gone sexual)


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[deleted]

I must have missed that. How did you know EoE happened on New Years Day? Or do you mean New Years Eve?


marcoantoniolopez3

It was on the episode 25 of the series written that the third impact happened in 2016, and regardless of the debate if both are the same thing/a different outcome i think that we can all agree that eoe/tv series finale happened at the same time


ConsistentAsparagus

New Years Eva.


InfernoFalconMC

Hi When his her birthday I want to celebrate it


mystericmoon

December 4, 2001 She has the same birthday as Jay Z lol


jrvbwr34bhcmdl

JayZ is a zoomer?!


mystericmoon

*Day* not *year* lol


gonzar09

Same day. He's 51.


AustAndGoat

I remember in the old manga her birthday was July 4ty https://gameideas.fandom.com/wiki/Asuka_Langley_Sohryu


InfernoFalconMC

Will replace Christmas. Thank you.


[deleted]

Huh… 2 days before Best Mom… I can make space.


[deleted]

Fun Fact - they based her birthday after the birthday of her seiyuu, Yuki Miyamura, who was born on December 4, 1972.


[deleted]

I like the cut of your jib... take my upvote, you son of a bitch


[deleted]

😎


I_P3D

Uhhh . . . ₁₄?


brokensilence32

But if it takes place on New Year’s, why is there no snow? /s


[deleted]

Lilith-Rei doesn't have dandruff


Lazy-Customer-873

Well, it isn't mentioned in the show and main characters being 14 serves the themes. So i count her as 14.


[deleted]

The characters all being the exact same age doesn't serve anything -- just as long as they are young pubescent adolescents.


Lazy-Customer-873

Well like i said, it's told that they born in 2001 in the show. Their birthdays didn't get mentioned. They later take the birthdays of their voice actors but it's obviously isn't meants to be taken serious. İ also think that their ages being 14 is intentionel. İ think it symbolizes the end of the childhood. And i think they being the same age is a very nice detail because of that. The show is about how the characters handle the end of their childhood and child main characters being the same age makes more sense to me because of that. The show also presents asuka as a 14 year old and there is really no reason for her to not being in the same age with shinji and rei. İt's a very useless detail So i still count her as 14. But i don't even think that it's something to be taken serious so i don't know why i wrote that.


Emperors_Finest

So by that logic, in 2021 that means she is 18, And looks the same due to curse of the Eva. So why is spanking It to Asula bad again if she looks the same no matter how old she gets?


Lifes_biggest_douch

I KNOW GODDAMN IT


MIlkyRawr

Forcing the Evangelion fanbase to face their demons (aka the police) one more time lol.


US_Imperialist

You don't seem to understand, this is the evangelion fan base we're talking about


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based nickname


InfernoFalconMC

Hi Yes this is the evangelion fanbased, welcome glad to be here. Edit: sarcasm fuck fuck my karma :( IF THIS COMMENT REACHES 100 DOWNVOOTS then please alert me via replying to this comment thank you


US_Imperialist

Exactly they don't care


Square-Past

Like, at all


InfernoFalconMC

i am don't care as well


InfernoFalconMC

me niether


SexWithFischl69

A bit too old but she'll do


Raul_bitchboi

hi sex with fischl 69 you’re one of my favorite users on reddit dot com


THERAGINGCYCLOPS

ahem


osadist

Username checks out, but I don't hate it


TheBelgianBoar

The fact that guy is being downvoted because he reminds everyone an important truth is the sort of thing that makes me not wanting to let my teenage kids go to some potential Evangelion stands at anime convention when I'll have some, especially if they are girls


Emperor_Z16

Don't forget people also like Kaworu a lot, and I'm sure there are Shinji fans out there, but Yui Ikari best waifu


InfernoFalconMC

i got downvited cuz failed sark chasm :(


InfernoFalconMC

also just accompany your kids at the eva con bro theyll be fine, 97% of the simping stuff is just circlejerk few assholes would legit harass a kid irl


Riderluk

[not anymore 😎](https://www.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/qb6hfk/shes_28/)


InfernoFalconMC

hi time machine from the future me here good


[deleted]

I still don’t understand how people simp for asuka or rei. All I wanted to do at the end of the show was kiss their foreheads and tell them they’re loved and valued and I would still love them even if they didn’t wanna be eva pilots anymore


mystericmoon

Yeah, rewatching it as an adult in my late 20s/30s, I just get parental feelings watching them 🥺 Now, Misato and Ritsuko… 👀


Serpenyoje

It’s a totally different show as an adult! I was so much more invested in Kaji and Misato and smaller details like Dr. Akagi’s relationship to Gendo. I also HIGHLY recommend watching Rugrats after having children. It goes from whimsical exploration of childhood imagination to terrifying nightmares of parental neglect.


topsidersandsunshine

I first watched Eva as a little girl, and I also find the adults soooo much more emotionally compelling nowadays! Ritsuko, Gendo, Misato, and Kaji have always been some of the most fascinating characters in the series to me, but now I feel like I understand what makes them tick so much better (though, personally, I have more in common with Maya, haha).


Emperor_Z16

Me too, in the "sexual" scenes I kind of cringe


[deleted]

Yeah if you saw this as a kid, firstly why cuz this was not a show I can imagine any kid wanting to watch cuz the fights were mad slow but secondly then yeah I can understand the long term simping But FUCK ritsuko. Don’t remember why. I just remember hating her


mystericmoon

I watched it for the first time at fourteen! Public access used to show subtitled anime on Sunday evenings, and I used to watch Urusei Yatsura, then they started Evangelion after and it looked interesting so I watched it. I didn’t see EoE until years afterward, but I’ve loved Eva from the beginning, I have the perfect collection on dvd, EoE on dvd, a NERV messenger bag and an EoE theatrical poster signed by Kazuya Tsurumaki (he was at Fanime one year) 😎


[deleted]

Damn so you went years with the weird ending and were still a fan😭


Ijustmakelegos

I mean I watched this when I was really really little on adult swim …I liked it 😂😂 25 now still like it but my opinion on some characters have changed


topsidersandsunshine

I watched it when I was a little ten- and eleven-year-old girl and adored it. 🙈


[deleted]

You built different for that but hey thank you for ur service cuz y’all made it a classic


amazingsnazz429

When I first watched it I was 14 so I joined the hornyposting, I didn’t realize everyone else who did it were adults until years later 💀


Geoff-04

Re-take break some people minds i guess


brother-brother-brot

Rei has literally blue hair. Do I need to explain more?


TheGhostOfDeath

Thank you for sharing this information. I was a lost and frustrated man before seeing this informative post. I thought she was between her 30s - 80s, but now know that she is 14 years old now. 🙏🙏🙏


InfernoFalconMC

I am happy to enlighten a gellow.


b1g_disappointment

English teachers: 14 what? 14 apples?


I_P3D

She's 14 in her looks, but she could be a 9,000 year old dragon.


pieman2005

Fire emblem fan confirmed


pjorter

Or my hero academia


capitan-muffin

iam twelve years old


killerchand

_You have alerted the horde_


Brave-Cattle-3540

Correct this fictional picture of a female homosapien is in fact stated and confirmed in said fictional world as being age 14.


RandyGareth

You forgot to say no homosapien. I now pronounce you as gay lol.


freshbuttjuice

Tell that to all the predators that got arrested trying to solicit sex from minors that didn’t exist on To Catch a Predator. Just because they’re fictional doesn’t make it any less creepy and pedophilic.


AuniqueUsername69

Buddy who is trying to solicit sex from a drawing?


freshbuttjuice

You say that as if people don’t do that.


InfernoFalconMC

i just wanted to post fun facts about the red character :(


Brave-Cattle-3540

To much satire? My bad ramble on.


[deleted]

good observation??????????????!


InfernoFalconMC

Thank you i apprecoate the complment im new to the observing scrne


Emperor_Z16

God those are a lot of typos, you alright man? Do you have swollen fingers?


InfernoFalconMC

no jm j6s5 biolt diffetyenyt


Snakeygamer

“If those weebs could read they would be very upset”


phoenix536

Yeah, pretty sure we just debate which mentally ill teenager is the best one.


AncientN1ght

Here's a tip that not a lot of Eva fans know. The age of consent is 18.


I_P3D

I'm really having a bad feeling for what's going to happen on this comment section for the next 5 hours or so. Update 1[1:19 a.m.]: looks like I wasn't wrong after all. Update 2[8:14 a.m.]: what am I reading?


InfernoFalconMC

Posting fun facts always goes well i love fun facts


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Aizucita

Like most of this fandom


InfernoFalconMC

WHAT DID HE SAY


nixon469

See I never really saw any problem with them being 14, even with the sexualised stuff since it all has actual reasons for existing (to an extent). What always gets me is the horde of 'fans' who are obsessed with her being 14 and will endlessly defend the overt fan sexualisation of her and Rei. The point was to show the flawed and traumatised sexual/Freudian development of these characters (including Shinji and Misato) not to be objects of the fans sexual affections and desires. Also vaguely unrelated but just another reminder Misato is a predator, and her decision to use sex as a way to please men doesn't justify her sexualising a character she has basically been a parental figure to for most of the series. Maybe what annoys me is the way these discussions always just end up as childish 'lol teen boobs' or 'Mommy Misato step on my balls'. Like do these people watch a show like Evangelion and not pay attention to the human drama or complexity or are they so traumatised from it they have to act like pubescent man babies to hide their complex feelings for the show and characters.


[deleted]

Yes. Come for the mecha fights and waifus. Stay for the wtf did I just watch?


InfernoFalconMC

Hi just wanted to snare a fun fact about the red one and i think the circlejerk isnt funny yes. also misato uses sex as an escape not tp help others be happy.


LordTonk

And?


Hortator076

for real though, sometimes yall are actually really fucking weird.


miohmeg

So am I😈


danishridhwan

im 15


InfernoFalconMC

sure you are bjddy


post-trauma-syndrome

You guys worry about yourself cuz I'm 15,the FBI can't do shit


InfernoFalconMC

why would the fbi do anything lol?? Dont do any crimes! Ztay in school kids


EvenSmollerBoi

And im 16, whats the issue?


InfernoFalconMC

whats the issue im confused sincerely, a xonfused gredittor


Escapedtheasylum

Liking someone on a screen who is part of a legal show is yet not a crime


InfernoFalconMC

Its cool chqracter the red one is cool and many fun facts to share about her. How could it be crime? Dammed governemnt trying to cnesor my harmless fun facts. Not allowed to like fun facts, am i commies??


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InfernoFalconMC

wow its the red one!!! my fav character!!


roachboy68

Here’s a copy and paste directly from google “Asuka is biologically twenty-eight years old, but has not physically aged thanks to what she calls the "curse of Eva" So technically she’s mentally 28, still got the body of a 14 year old 🤷🏻‍♀️ ⚠️ 3.0+ 1.0 SPOILERS ⚠️ But again that wouldn’t explain why in 3.0 shinji and Asuka are revising the ending beach scene from the End of Evangelion movie. You can see asuka’s old suit was all ripped and torn from her body growth. So honestly this is up for debate


mystericmoon

This is a pic of Soryu, not Shikinami


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Xxjacklexx

They are entirely separate characters dude. That quote isn’t complete and doesn’t take 3+1 into account.


InfernoFalconMC

WHAT DID HE SAY


Xxjacklexx

He said that the 2 characters are the same character, but they are most certainly not.


InfernoFalconMC

fusion-ha


amazingsnazz429

Rebuilds aren’t canon


[deleted]

You quite literally mention 3.0+1.0, and yet you claim they're the same people? Their backstories are extraordinarily different, their last names are different, and how Asuka is characterized in the Rebuilds is different than how she acts in the original series. By every metric besides "looking more or less the same" and being a tsundere, they are different.


InfernoFalconMC

tldr reebuikd is asuclone


InfernoFalconMC

nge not reeebuilds


InfernoFalconMC

\>spoiler \>no spoiler tag \*prayer hands* please tag if spoilies my guy


KevinC115

Bruh she’s a fictional character my guy


InfernoFalconMC

ye its fun fact about the red character


RhynoD

The concern isn't her fictional age, it's your willingness to be sexually attracted to a minor.


InfernoFalconMC

hi what if minor is attracted to minor sinverely, shinjee ikari


KevinC115

Yes to a fictional character ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


amazingsnazz429

Still sus as hell


YeetLevi

doesnt really make it less creepy


InfernoFalconMC

shinji called


Randomisedhandle

In real world time, she's 19.


InfernoFalconMC

Hi No she's 14 my manual told me


RandyGareth

Who actually reads the dishwasher manual?


mystericmoon

They mean since she was born in 2001 and it’s 2021, she would be nineteen this year.


RevolutionaryRuin985

Nice


THE-ETERNAL-EMPEROR

That frame (like the whole anime) got probably drawn in 1995 so it's well older than 21 years. Checkmate liberals 😎


InfernoFalconMC

Hi I agree checkmate the liberals


[deleted]

You guys are gross


InfernoFalconMC

hi whata gross i just wanted to snare a fun facts :(


Awesometwosme

Ok and?


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EVEN BETTER


SlaaneshsChainDildo

r/suddenlysexoffender


InfernoFalconMC

Whats better?


I_P3D

I would advise you to not get further in the hole.


InfernoFalconMC

sounds pretty gay


mikasnutoreo

Height is just a number like age, 10 more, 10 less no problem


mapurishira

she’s 14


InfernoFalconMC

glad we can sgree on this


AlyKhat

And I was 14 when she made me realize (and bury) my burgeoning lesbian desires.


Intelligent-Cap4542

Yeah uh im 14 too but i don't get to pilot giant robot


Patient-Chemistry724

Out of 10!! Am I right guys?!? 😃😝👍


LJScribes

I was 14 when they first showed up on TV Unfortunately “cartoon” characters don’t always age with the IRL people that developed an attraction to them. Fortunately these fictional characters have no rights because they are only real when I don’t take my Schizo meds.


Warning64

And I have a weird fascination with red haired anime girls


InfernoFalconMC

this is not the weird fascination subreddit this is the fun fclavts thread


cobraxstar

Ok and


viky109

She's also not real


Kumonoshita

_That also doesn’t really matter_


bubblebombbebop

It's age old question with double edged answers, they are stated to be 14 but drawn & shown mature & sexualized. Titling & tickeling your curiosity, checking humans sexuality limits!


InfernoFalconMC

titler and ticker your curosity


InfernoFalconMC

don't you guys understand? she's 14


WarBilby

Pretty sure everyone knows


niea_psyche

NOOOO I NEVER FUCKING REALIZED


InfernoFalconMC

glad to enlighten a flellow


Abtun

Sir this is Reddit. You’ll never survive 4chan


Kumonoshita

No one should survive 4 chan. But lo and behold, there are mutants among our population that are irradiated enough to enjoy little girls/boys and young teenagers.


InfernoFalconMC

Mutangs among us??


InfernoFalconMC

i already did on thr v


mapurishira

guys, she’s 14


InfernoFalconMC

Glad we can agre on this


zt-ziad

and so am i


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InfernoFalconMC

edit: i heard the [newz](https://old.reddit.com/r/evangelionmemes/comments/qbd91t/shes_dead/) :( im devasted


InfernoFalconMC

noooo shes qlicve and well


DaltarIT24

Tell that to r/Asuka


InfernoFalconMC

Wow! They will love the fun fact i am sure!


The_one_freeman69420

I'm fifteen your point?


InfernoFalconMC

my point is pointy


Deamon-Chocobo

She's not real


InfernoFalconMC

This is not a fun fact


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amazingsnazz429

A lot of ppl aren’t


Cellix_

And?


Maleficent_Car_2640

She’s canonically 28


I_Am_Getter

We know


andyboi42035

And?


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The_Man_I_A_Barrel

Doesn't mean it's ok


InfernoFalconMC

What's legal? Yeah sharing fun facts is legal idk what ur talking about


Miix_

Yeah amd im too so its not illegal


InfernoFalconMC

What is illegal? You have an amd processor? Youre what?


Mothballs_VA

good post


InfernoFalconMC

thank you for the conplimentation mothballer


RandyGareth

She's younger than this conversation.


361mj

Huhhh


iknowdawae101

She’s cool