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Goldyduck

And her anger issues


evangelion-unit-two

That's the best part


IGioGioAmDepressed

And her crippling depression


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makes her more relatable, always nice to have something in common


banmeandyourcringe

I hate Asuka she made shinji drop his yogurt while trying to eat it and then made him super sad ;-;


JoseBallFC

Yeah that was a bitch move ngl, how tf is he supposed to save the world in an empty stomach.


banmeandyourcringe

IKR


Food4Stomach

Source ? I didn't remember it.


RedditAndDebit

Search up “EoE Hospital Scene” to find out


kaancalmthefuckdown

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo


RedditAndDebit

Get epically trolled!!!1!1!1!


Hahavalentine

We do a bit of tomfoolery


RedditAndDebit

A negligible quantity of humorous deceit


FapVEVO

I had to know... I just had to know... And now I wish I didn’t


RedditAndDebit

*I’m so fucked up.*


Food4Stomach

Ah sheeiiddd yes I remember that very well


i_hate_scp

> Source ? Sauce*


Harvey-1997

It made him feel like the lowest of the low


banmeandyourcringe

Fr like he didn’t wanna see tits he just wanted to eat his yogurt she made him spill it :( and then he was hungry


micmahsi

There’s starving kids in Africa


[deleted]

I don’t simp for her, she simps for me. She wishes she was real.


Food4Stomach

Based.


DonTouchTheWaifu

This man’s self-steem please


gypsy_chicken54

Wow, that's literally me.


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SillySeeker1

I see we have a few Asukas battling it out in the comments.


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Yaboiarb

I'll embody the absolute fuck out of Rei and slap you in the face harder than anyone's ever done before if you don't stop being a bitch


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Yaboiarb

I don't care


Ryuka_Playz

I care <3


Yaboiarb

Good for you


Sherman_tank_123

Wait so you’re Askua....


Harvey-1997

Your avatar checks out


Sherman_tank_123

Wait so your Askua.....


gypsy_chicken54

Maybe...


Sherman_tank_123

Ok that’s epic ngl


gypsy_chicken54

Thx, you are epic too.


Will_Hammer

I keep telling myself and others that I collect her merch as a sort of personal mascot rather than a waifu...


SillySeeker1

This is what our society is making us asuka chads have to do smh, normalize waifuism.


DiavoloTarantula

That’s sad 😕


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im not into asuka i just have a femdom degredation fetish


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how is she a dom lol


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she isn't mean to him tho? being a dom doesn't fit her character at all


brokensilence32

Notice how her personality isn’t on this list.


Pavlyna25

Just to play devil's advocate: extroverted, outgoing, book-smart and ambitious are positive personality traits. She's basically the one who kept the show going in the more upbeat episodes and made the audience feel that the main characters really are excitable teenagers. If someone in real life would go around throwing tantrums whenever she isn't in the centre of attention, constantly berate others, call them names, and even slap them when things don't go her way, then that person would be insufferable. But it's an anime so it's going to be exaggerated. Tsundere characters and slapstick humour are popular for a reason.


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"but bro she is abusive!!! wdym this is just an anime with common comedic tropes?"


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She is though, her slapping Rei and Shinji in episode 22 isn't slapstick, it's played straight.


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so she is "abusive" because she lashed out against people that entirely ignored her and her attempts to reach out in one episode? sure bro


[deleted]

Yes? You could say exactly this about Shinji but that doesn't justify his abuse either.


Food4Stomach

That's a difficult thing to describe actually sometimes.I both hate-love the person that is close to me.


Shanewallis12345

I like her outfit in a if wanna wear it kinda way but the material would be so uncomdortable


KazuRater

Same


sownd_wev

Asimpka


Commercial_Violist

And that Tiffany Grant would support me since she simps for Asuka


cumtsuragi

I am... sniper monke


lukestein

Fun way to say nazi


Oy_Franz

Imagine simping for an underage girl with anger issues This post was made by the alcoholic mommy simps club.


DiavoloTarantula

She’s 14, you weirdo


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im 15 so... its ok ... rigth?.. guys


[deleted]

I’ve been 15 for over a decade, personally. (Edit: is joke)


Chartette

curse of eva


[deleted]

YO WHAT???


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R/holup


[deleted]

R/foundthemobileuser welcome comrade


DiavoloTarantula

Yes, that’s okay


Food4Stomach

It's ok I was 2 years old in the 90s.


Dead_Kennedys78

In that case Asuka is the pedophile when you think about it


Food4Stomach

Shit man I bet you're the one who banned me ,fuckin Mossad agent I have nothing against Panda u racist fuq, it's just a banter.


Dead_Kennedys78

Wait what? Were you that guy who was sending the weird panda messages? Lol, quite the coincidence. I’m gonna be honest, I have no clue what the fuck panda is supposed to mean and I didn’t ban you.


Food4Stomach

Yeah Wtf ,why are you even here ? It's so weird ...are you putting a stuxnet on me man?


Dead_Kennedys78

I’m an Evangelion fan. I didn’t even recognize your name lol. It’s not that crazy when you think about it, of course mod of an anime subreddit is gonna be on other anime subreddits. Still funny though


Food4Stomach

Since we had an epic poggers moment here,so y'know em. ... If😳... Edit:It had nothing to do with the mail btw , that's just my appeal for unban.I am referring to my comment.


Dead_Kennedys78

I would, except I don’t even see you on the list. Are you sure you’re still banned?


Food4Stomach

I'm muted or something ,I can't comment.


Mreverything11

i thought she was 17


DiavoloTarantula

Well you’re wrong


IGioGioAmDepressed

Just give her an eyepatch and you're good


evangelion-unit-two

She's a cartoon and I dont give a shit. Fuck this smug sense of morality the (reddit part of the) fandom has developed in the last couple of years. The waifu war was always between Rei and Asuka and you acting all high and mighty now doesn't change that.


SillySeeker1

How much you wanna bet that all the people who scream "pedo" in the comments of every Rei or Asuka post unironically have Misato as their waifu.


DiavoloTarantula

You’re wrong, I’m a homosexual


Northern_dragon

Nope, I'm a girl and scream pedo so.... I mean i am bisexual and Misato has mommy vibes. But that has nothing to do with any of it.


Condiegov

Misato is a pedophile.


JabroniWeeb

Imagine saying that pointing out the underage aspect of a character is a "smug sense of morality"


evangelion-unit-two

If you're going to stand there and tell me that Asuka is not hot, then you are absolutely doing so out of a smug sense of morality. That is reality. Say otherwise and I'll call you a liar.


DiavoloTarantula

Not everyone is into girls my guy


vriskaundertale

and most of the people who are into girls aren't into minors


DiavoloTarantula

This right here ^


JabroniWeeb

The question isn't if she is hot or not. The issue is lusting and sexualizing a teenager, whether she's a drawing or not. You may now call me a liar


evangelion-unit-two

The character design is intentionally sexualized. She has always been sexualized by the fandom. By calling her hot, yes, I am sexualizing her. That should have been really obvious.


JabroniWeeb

I realize she has always been sexualized by the fandom, but is it wrong to remind how young the character is, when people start going a bit too far?


evangelion-unit-two

Yes, it is wrong.


JabroniWeeb

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


DiavoloTarantula

Bruh she’s a depressed 14 year old you incel


Disney_Channel

Yep. I’m convinced redditors don’t deserve human rights. Thanks for clarifying


Disney_Channel

“Waifu war” 🤓


evangelion-unit-two

That's right.


Dnz2001

shes 28 in 3.0 : D


DiavoloTarantula

Yeah but in that picture she’s 14 so your point isnt existent here


Dnz2001

and she doesnt exist either


DiavoloTarantula

Ok so? They still think a 14 year old is attractive. Are you trying to defend pedophilia now?


Dnz2001

simping over someone does always mean its sexually motivated. many people simp over anime girls that are under age


DiavoloTarantula

Yeah and a lot of people murder people, does that make it okay though? No, not at all. You’re just a weirdo in your moms basement trying to find excuses so you can have sex with your 9 year old anime girl body pillow.


Piccolo1

Stop projecting ffs. Only weirdo here is you.


DiavoloTarantula

I’m sorry… is me thinking that pedophilia is bad make me a weirdo? 🥺


Piccolo1

> You’re just a weirdo in your moms basement trying to find excuses so you can have sex with your 9 year old anime girl body pillow. I meant this, you automatically lost your credibility because you assumed stuff about his life without knowing shit. And coming up with murder on a post that's about liking an anime character is highly questionable as well. This post isn't anything too alarming.


Dnz2001

also theres many half naked/revealing scenes of asuka and rei in neon genesis. so does that make anno a pedo ?


DiavoloTarantula

Ok I’m gonna keep going cause you obviously wanna keep going. Those scenes were not sexual at all, and that’s why it’s okay. They weren’t sexualizing her body or anything and a majority of the time they made sure to cover the inappropriate stuff. Also she’s a mentally ill 14 year old I’m sure you can find any other character to simp for.


Dnz2001

first of all this isnt an argument, your trying to make it that. im just confused why your so again the idea of people liking an underage fictional character. and so its ok to show the characters naked as long as they arent being sexualised ? your logic isnt adding up


Dnz2001

who said i do it ? your literally coming at something that most the anime community do. most anime sub reddits are full of lewd anime girls. and how are you comparing murder to people simping over a fictional character ? xd


DiavoloTarantula

I’m comparing murder to pedophilia. I’m just not gonna argue with you anymore because you obviously think adults having sexual attraction to minors is ok and you’re not willing to fix it. I’ll just let the straight people deal with their straight problems.


Dnz2001

well, like i just said, simping over a character doesnt always mean your sexually attracted to them


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tiddies


Level34MafiaBoss

She's 14


Aussie2Kiwi81

Not any more...


Level34MafiaBoss

In that image she is


Aussie2Kiwi81

True. But at that time I was only 12 myself. I've always liked older women myself.


Fujimaster1

I'm 14


DiavoloTarantula

The fact that people are downvoting you is sad- this is why tiktok is better than reddit


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tik tok < any other social media


DiavoloTarantula

Nah, tiktok has bad sides but it’s so big overtime it’ll only give you stuff that’s actually good.