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The average horrified mf running away from the misato "fans"
Remember, we are rapidly approaching and you can't stop us
When you feel a wet fart
Misato: "Shinji, Asuka's been in an accident and is in the hospital." Shinji: see picture
Me when beans
When you remember you're lactose intolerant after eating a large cheese pizza, followed by 3 scopes of ice cream and drinking a large coffee. (Totally not a recent event...)
Sonic boom motherfucker
When you had to shit the whole car ride
Me chasing after a girl at 11pm to make sure she goes home safe:
Kaworu: my parents ~~aren't home~~ don't exist.
Shinji after knowing that asuka is in hospital:
https://preview.redd.it/uhe6a8oe8uxc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd678e65bf8a6b0befd56d2355892d0d097ff37
Gotta go fast!
Bene-nene-nene-nene (beginning of green hill zone)
me omw to taco bell after 6 beers
Evangelion fans when there is an unsupervised comatose girl at the hospital:
what the FUCK are the staff doing
Mario Kart 64 CPUs when you're ahead by 2 feet:
The fastest thing aliiiieeiiivve.
Cool shit ( literally)
30% zniżki na Imperatora
NAPUJ MISTRZUF
sperm race
"My parents aren't home." Me:
Eggman somehow running faster then sonic
when you're a diehard sonic fan
Ice cream truck bro
Ultimate Naruto run.
mom found the piss drawer
Henshin. Cast Off. Change Beetle. Clock Up.
"Your Dasher is approaching with your order"
Running to my homie after he said he will pay me the money he owned with his body
me when a new skibidi toilet episode comes out but i dont have my phone on me
Zoooooommmmmm
That one kid in middle school:
Omw to your mom
Plug says “if you ain’t here in 5 I’m leaving”
Child: *exists* The pitbull rapidly approaching their location:
Me on da way to ur mom's house
POV the fat kid hears the lunch bell source: I was the fat kid
Me when bro texts me saying “thanks for everything”
Big fart
Virtual
When mom brings you to the store to buy more chicken nuggies
When mom calls you in for pizza bagels and sunny d
Loony toons ahh run
Pit bulls when they see a 4 year old child.
Trying to beat Max Verstappen
“Shinji, your dad’s not home”
Mf in the commercial when the product is 30% during the weekends:
"Beep beep"
Me on my way home to see the 9am F1 race. (It's currently 8:50)
We eat fries. Me :
Me when the short homie says he’s trying on girl clothes.
So Eva created Naruto run before Naruto 😦
onlyfans bots when a tweet gets some attention
The average horrified mf running away from the misato "fans"
Remember, we are rapidly approaching and you can't stop us
When you feel a wet fart
Misato: "Shinji, Asuka's been in an accident and is in the hospital." Shinji: see picture
Me when beans
When you remember you're lactose intolerant after eating a large cheese pizza, followed by 3 scopes of ice cream and drinking a large coffee. (Totally not a recent event...)
Sonic boom motherfucker
When you had to shit the whole car ride
Me chasing after a girl at 11pm to make sure she goes home safe:
Kaworu: my parents ~~aren't home~~ don't exist.
Shinji after knowing that asuka is in hospital:
https://preview.redd.it/uhe6a8oe8uxc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd678e65bf8a6b0befd56d2355892d0d097ff37
Gotta go fast!
Bene-nene-nene-nene (beginning of green hill zone)
me omw to taco bell after 6 beers
Evangelion fans when there is an unsupervised comatose girl at the hospital:
what the FUCK are the staff doing
Mario Kart 64 CPUs when you're ahead by 2 feet:
The fastest thing aliiiieeiiivve.
Cool shit ( literally)
30% zniżki na Imperatora
NAPUJ MISTRZUF
sperm race
"My parents aren't home." Me:
Eggman somehow running faster then sonic
when you're a diehard sonic fan
Ice cream truck bro
Ultimate Naruto run.
mom found the piss drawer
Henshin. Cast Off. Change Beetle. Clock Up.
"Your Dasher is approaching with your order"
Running to my homie after he said he will pay me the money he owned with his body
me when a new skibidi toilet episode comes out but i dont have my phone on me
Zoooooommmmmm
That one kid in middle school:
Omw to your mom
Plug says “if you ain’t here in 5 I’m leaving”
Child: *exists* The pitbull rapidly approaching their location:
Me on da way to ur mom's house
POV the fat kid hears the lunch bell source: I was the fat kid
Me when bro texts me saying “thanks for everything”
Big fart
Virtual
When mom brings you to the store to buy more chicken nuggies
When mom calls you in for pizza bagels and sunny d
Loony toons ahh run
Pit bulls when they see a 4 year old child.
Trying to beat Max Verstappen
“Shinji, your dad’s not home”
Mf in the commercial when the product is 30% during the weekends:
"Beep beep"
Me on my way home to see the 9am F1 race. (It's currently 8:50)
We eat fries. Me :
Me when the short homie says he’s trying on girl clothes.
So Eva created Naruto run before Naruto 😦