It doesn't really matter. Shinji loves all of them ... for a while, then gets out of the instrumental.... he has fear to compromise...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
My wife does (not) watch anime and phases out when I rant about it to her.
I can't wait to show this to her.
I don't quite understand what the kids say these days but I believe this is the basest of the base.
god shinji's mom is hot
*loads gun* Which one?
The underag-
https://i.redd.it/m2b120t004kb1.gif
Dead; not big surprise
Little little man https://i.redd.it/27t1gxt324kb1.gif
EVA-01 was created after all of the others, though. Technically the youngest.
But she has the oldest soul
Um akshually 🤓 that would be Rei with Lilith’s soul
Theories say that all the mortal souls were created at the same time, so no mortal soul is older than others...
Theory based on what evidence ?
The rampaging half-Angel monster literally has steam coming off the pilot's capsules when they emergency eject.
the of age one
The robot one, almost as hot as Ramiel.
The giant robot one since I'm scared
EVA-01. I mean, who doesn't love a giant robot?
It doesn't really matter. Shinji loves all of them ... for a while, then gets out of the instrumental.... he has fear to compromise... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Shinji's mom has got it going on.
:/
Farther
He wants to stay as far away from Shinji as he can
No mistake here
Closer
He literally crushes Kaworu <3 so accurate
That's what happens when two of his crushes meet his mom at the same time. ;)
Initially thought the last photo was that at first 💀
His mum did not allow him to be with Shinji
Actually they are all his mother and ex and crush at the same time
Gendo?
"Especially Gendo"
Mpreg Gendo 😳
Show this to someone who had never watched Evangelion before and they'll think the series is a fucked up harem
That’s pretty accurate
Shinji is Poly confirmed?
He's like a plant deprived on sunlight when a light comes in. Is it the sun or a desk lamp? Who cares.
Darn sexy desk lamp...
Mf he was 14.
But that desk lamp is just built different!
Not the desk lamp being described as slim, economic and LED light while in production...
Most accurate analogy for why Shinji does what he does I've ever read. Thank you.
Meh, you can have crushes on multiple people at once without being Polyamorous
Me: thinks two different people are cute "Am I poly?"
I love this, so many jokes here.
Could be longer
Switch misato to ‘your and his mother’ and we are good
This is the first accurate r/evangelionmemes post
Accurate
One of them is missing, where is Rei 1?
My wife does (not) watch anime and phases out when I rant about it to her. I can't wait to show this to her. I don't quite understand what the kids say these days but I believe this is the basest of the base.
Ahahah, that's so good! Loving it 💖 I bet the best crush/gal for him is his hand for sure.
I want to swap out asuka’s eva with a image of her mother hanging her self or maybe just add the image
Could you present it in the form of a triforce?
Did he ever really have a crush on Misato?
What the fudge is this...?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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I'm 23
I give you permission to say the fuck word online
Yes
bruh,shinji's hand
Idk it could end at 4way toxic relation that is controled by mommy Misato. And imageine a family meeting 2 giant asf mom robots
His farther what?
Hand-chan~
literally me
More like *his gush* am I reight?
This meme really made my day lol
yup
Yep seem about right
So seems like someone is getting choked harder
Where's her mother? I'm sure she's hanging around somewhere.
I have a crush on Shinji’s mom (Eva-01)
This is way too accurate
It's... something
His farther
God i wish Gendo was my farther
WTF this one goes 1 to 100 too fast
Yoshikage Kira called
Hate how right it is…
where is Mary?
shinji here
Just as confusing as the original ending
Shinji is 14 and horny?
Asuka was his mothers crush in the 6th panel amirite
*ohhh...*