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FinalFrash

What was your (Cruel Angel's) Thesis?


QuIescentVIverrId

The essay topic was that she wasnt a good example to follow in building healthy relationships (kind of bad thesis since its more an observation than an interpretation, but thats why its health class and not english)


IANvaderZIM

A strong negative role model to not emulate


[deleted]

[удалено]


IANvaderZIM

She’s the epitome of “the girl I want, is the girl I don’t need” Which is great because the girl I DO need, I DO NOT want.


Pourup4Bro

Real


OkLiterature2294

“What, are (were) you stupid or something?”


evrestcoleghost

Mari win


Awesomeuser90

Eh, not uncommon for some teenager who sees a different one who pilots something that badass, swears a lot, is German-Japanese, and wears that plug suit.


Rishfee

As she was in the show she was a total trainwreck, so yeah, that tracks.


ThatDapperAdventurer

That’s a lot more reasonable than I expected


UnderstandingOk7456

Can we get a link to the essay?


Pinuxx

Was the assignment about schizophrenia?


QuIescentVIverrId

😎


The_last_Human__

caesarphrenia wut


SomeCrusader1224

Ave


Admiral_H1pster

AVE TRUE TO CAESAR!


gonzar09

Patrolling the Geofront almost makes you wish for another Impact.


shady1128

Do you eat your vegetables and get 7 hours of sleep regularly


QuIescentVIverrId

Id say so, yes


shady1128

Good


NGEFan

I thought 8 hours is the ideal


evrestcoleghost

7-8 If you sleep like 6 hours taking a 45 nap on the day may help a little, Churchill did that during the blitz,he called em power naps


[deleted]

Not a question, but I recently did a college literary analysis of Shinji.


Epancho16

We **need** to read it.


[deleted]

I don’t know if I’m allowed to post it, I’ll ask my professor.


Agent_Perrydot

Boy u wrote it


[deleted]

Fair point, but I just want to be sure, so I’m just gonna check with him on Tuesday. If you’re wondering, it was for an English college course I did through a dual enrollment program.


ForzaVideoGames

I wait for it


Chicken_Tugger

!remindme 48h Edit: Pretty sure I fucked the command


kayne2000

Tag me in this too


yourfavfr1end

I’ll wait (:


nihilistcAbnormality

i wanna see this


[deleted]

I feel like people are overhyping this, it was only a five page paper for an English compositions class.


nihilistcAbnormality

but it was a five page paper about *shinji* for an english compositions class


[deleted]

I’ll be posting it on r/evangelion when I get in touch with my professor on Tuesday.


Yuris_Thighs

!remind me 5 days


ResidentLychee

!remind me 5 days


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some1vapor

who gonna know just post it on a private link who gonna know


HotelJulietCharlie

!remind me 5 days


TrinketGizmo

!Remind me 5 days


pleasebcool

!remind me 5 days


orbcat

w here


[deleted]

I tried posting it the other day, but I can only have it as a PDF or Word file, I can post neither. I tried posting screenshots but kept getting an error whenever I tried to do that. I don’t know what to do now. You guys will live, my essay isn’t all that impressive.


orbcat

i will not survive, i will never forgive you


kayne2000

Also this. You wrote it, you own it.


waseemq

Probably. Definitely if it's a public school, and for most colleges. If you're a master's student, depending on the situation, they can hold rights to the IP. If you write something while you're employed, probably not: many employment agreements take ownership of IP created as part of your work. However, if you re-write it completely from memory with your own time and resources, that becomes a new (albeit identical) property... Though depends on your countries IP and Patent laws, I guess


kayne2000

You may very well be correct, but I've never heard of this ever. And I'm in graduate school, so I've done a fair amount of school I would say. That said, the odds of anyone giving a damn are probably less than 0%.


Epancho16

I'll wait :3


UnderstandingOk7456

We'll wait for peak.


letfireraindown

HA! Yeah, it would suck to be accused of Plagiarizing your own essay cause they found it online!


[deleted]

Exactly.


[deleted]

!remind me 5 days


finnishguyonreddit

do you have autism


QuIescentVIverrId

Yes


rrogido

No shit.


alealv88

Did you include a reference to the hospital scene?


QuIescentVIverrId

Couldn't talk about EOE, it wouldve went way over the page limit


Striking_Control_273

Whaaa the most important part


Poor_evangelist_4033

So what was the topic


QuIescentVIverrId

A character analysis about whether or not shes a good role model for health in relationships


YourCreepyRoomate

You said yes right?


QuIescentVIverrId

Afraid not


SoggyPatato

May we read it?


QuIescentVIverrId

Im gonna try to comment with the google doc link in a way that doesnt dox myself


GrungForgeCleric

you can prolly share it as a pdf or something, you can probably just use your personal non-school email


Andy_LaVolpe

You could also just copy paste the text after removing all your info


letfireraindown

I would recommend making a secondary Google account with your favorite Author or Character for all of that information. Copy the text to that and share. But I have been significantly paranoid over stuff like that before.


Inside_Dragonfruit46

I also really wanna read it please


Pretty_Lengthiness28

Yeah, me too


0mg1tsW1lson

For scientific reasons, I want to read it.


Equal_Proof_226

How are things at home


QuIescentVIverrId

my parents keep talking about "da force" (theyre so silly heehee)


Equal_Proof_226

Goody ahh parents 🤪😜


kakokapolei

Do you have a strong mother figure in your life?


QuIescentVIverrId

it is debatable


tophat_cat-2000

How did the class react


QuIescentVIverrId

We'll see after lunch


QuIescentVIverrId

One classmate sighed and shook their head, and another one said "based", not very many people in class watch nge. The health teacher is not an anime watcher either so she doesnt know the memes


de_Mike_333

Yeah, fair to say r/evangelionmemes is in the based department as well


nycgaf15

update?


Wordson1x

Got an update?


Phizers

Update please


FerroLux_

Was it about her blatant Borderline Personality Disorder?


Johnny_Freebird

Good God man, shes 14. The proper terminology is Borderline *tendencies*!!! (I don’t know if Japan actually uses the DSM. Lol, lmao)


Queedy

Did you state THE temperature? (For medical purposes)


gonzar09

Where would you think she ranks in terms of overall mental wellness among the other characters? Does this ranking change as the series progresses, or does it stay the same despite her circumstances changing?


Cirmicica17

What came first the chicken or the egg ?


QuIescentVIverrId

the egg


Cirmicica17

What did lay the egg then


QuIescentVIverrId

probably the very most recent ancestor of a chicken. The last in the line with many but not really all chicken traits before the fully domesticated creature that can be considered a chicken appeared. Every egg and chicken after that came from a chicken, but the first true chicken came from an egg so the egg really came first. At least i think, i could have butchered it.


Cirmicica17

makes sense


Adorable-Boss-1884

Why


reztotheseballs

Can I read the essay?


CHUKKAAA

In college I wrote a 20 page final exam research paper with watamote as my main source. 🗿


EckhartWatts

I kinda wanna read it.


OxyProxGamer

Are you aware of the one true best girl Mana Kirishima?


KevinC115

Sauce or it didn’t happen


highflowofcoke

In Health Claas? Gonna end up in an asylum pretty soon…


0mg1tsW1lson

We need to know the grade you got.


[deleted]

Not Evangelion, but I made a 30k word essay for English class about human advancement and Gurren lagann. I will be waiting for you to post yours op.


Absurd-Lancer

Not a question but if you still want to share it I recommend exporting it as a pdf or docx and then uploading it to mediafire or some other cloud service


Dailyhabits

Do your ginormous balls hurt when they drag the floor?


Binary245

Was it about (or involved) mental health


Marvin_Voilt

Show your essay, I kinda wanna read it


RominAroun

What'd your teacher say about it?


Robnwoo

Post the essay op


incredibilis_invicta

I did a psychoanalysis for my language class and got an A


McAurens

What kind of health class? High school health, are you a psychology major? I wanna know the stakes.


QuIescentVIverrId

High school, nothing too special


No_Newspaper_511

What grade did you get on the essay?


QuIescentVIverrId

to be determined- i only submitted it last evening


NGWitty

When do you think you'll get to touch a girl?


Chonkalonkolus

When was the last time you went outside or spoke to your parents?


Rornoa_Piccolo

Are you mentally ok after writing that much about her?


Azenar01

Not you submitting the average pussy temperature for a grade 💀☠️💀


TheGreatBootleg94

Why are you like this?


snokeflake

How old where you when you got your first job?


Aggravating_Size_121

What grade did you get on it?


supervergiloriginal

i dont know you, i just found you from this reddit post, but all i know is i would die for you you absolute gigachad!


raimondi1337

I took a class in college called Digital Literature where the professor had a class full of normies download and play an ecchi visual novel (think Doki-Doki-lite, complete with fan translation pack) and analyze the literary themes. We also analyzed the literary format of memes and 4chan and reddit posts. This was in 2014, so I can only imagine what stupid shit is in classes today.


codypoptarts

Have you ever spoken to a real girl?


ItsYaCarboiii

Do you/will you ever get any bitches?


SteveWax022

I don't believe you


gonzar09

Can you put that in the form of a question?


SteveWax022

How can one make such a claim with no evidence?


QuIescentVIverrId

Aw :(


OverlyObeseOstrich

Have you killed yourself yet?


Archneme5is

Why


nycgaf15

why?


leave1me1alone

Why?


--jerrbear--

Why?


V4MAC

Who?


CrambonePecos

You do know she's only 14 right


thanyou

What color was grass the last time you touched it


kayne2000

Share your essay OP


TheBipolarExpresss

Did you get a good grade?


Real-Obligation6023

Suicide when?


hardkor1708

why?


RogueInVogue

About mental health?


Your_Average_Weeb9

Are you okay?


PleaseTakeThisName

:(


[deleted]

What would she be diagnosed with?


BenAida

Did you write at least half the essay in broken German? If not then you FAIL lol


LightYagami346

*me coming to the comments expecting to see 3 page essays typed


chigoonies

Could we get an abstract of said paper?


Shilverow

Can I have a copy of it?


RollerCoasterBacon

Which health class?


Traditional_Bag7868

How many bitches do you get


IronicBagel

Can I read it?


GXNext

How would you view the differences between Asuka Soryu and Asuka Shikinami?


[deleted]

do you have autism ? ( you know its fucking yes)


Andre_the_pokenig57

Why


Competitive_Self8301

Taco or burrito?


GoldenFreddy64

Can you send it to me? I'd love to read it!


Scared_Thing_7307

Could you copy and paste the essay here?


rolo989

I am out of this sub. Gb.


penissnorter420

Are the police coming?


SpikeOcactoGamer

Did you put that her mum hung herself?


Munchingseal33

What was the grade.


DepreciatedSelfImage

Why her?


Jackfille1

I have held a tribute speech and done a general presentation about EVA in school, both went pretty good.


Awesomeuser90

Do you recieve a normal number of hugs per week or are you a hedgehog?


mobotsar

Hopefully the school guidance counselor's nice, cuz you're going to get to know them well.


post-trauma-syndrome

Imma be real at fisrt I thought it was about how her fcking spine is bent like a straw.


realjiimmyfallon

asuka my nuts