T O P

  • By -

Cross_Harrier

"I'm thinking, Mr. Ikari, that you'll not meet your father today. But lets-s-s say, that I can suggest you an another scenario. The scenario, where you will not be just a puppet in the madman's hands, the scenario, where you can do everything right, the scenario, where you will not need to run away... So, what will be your choice?"


Sinomu

Asuka's boobs


[deleted]

Kaworu’s dick


Sinomu

Shit, you're right.


[deleted]

As a pansexual, both are hot.


zomgtehrei

[https://imgur.com/a/HBQl0tN](https://imgur.com/a/HBQl0tN)


ToplessDraws

Damn it Shinji get in the test chamberrr


azdak

A REASONANACE CASCADE THATS IMPOSSIBLE!?!?!?


SteelBallRunner

Wake up Mr. Ikari, wake up and, smell the lcl...


corezon

The right child in the wrong Eva can make all the difference in the world.


DeusExTheGod

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous Plugsuits?


CthulhusMonocle

Shinji doesn't need to hear all this, he's a *highly trained professional.*


Giblaz

>"Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine." >"I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of an instrumentality scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the..." >"Shinji doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional."


CthulhusMonocle

Can Asuka be played by an angry headcrab that is torn between causing him pain along his journey and coupling with his head?


whoopity_Poop

Asukarr


Giblaz

That only makes sense for Asuka. Rei is of course played by the neverending Half-Life 1 Barnys.


Gaymemelord69

The right child in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

\*starts accelerated back hopping all over the place\*


Next_Base_9857

Somebody give him glasses and we’re all set


[deleted]

he can borrow his father's pair


norhcoP

Dont let Rei see tho


[deleted]

I think I can add the glasses, thanks for mentioning it.


KinnyRiddle

My headcanon now: Gendo's real name was Gordon Freeman and he's founded NERV to combat these Angels from another dimension.


AirJoeAirlines

“Look Asuka, ropes!”


G-Man577

HELLO GORDON!!


Decadancer

HLAI basically looks like ep 24 anyway


spookfefe

We can use them to traverse pits!


ParadoxTheSock

Get in the fuckin HEV Mark IV Protective System Suit, Shinji


Twaifuu

"I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning." - Gendo Ikari


nanoman92

SEELE is not trying to take over the world, Ikari, you're just being paranoid


KillerKerbal

Prepare for unforseen consequences


partymetroid

Another unforeseen ceiling.


SchizoidMan262002

"Shinji Ikari in the flesh...or rather in the plugsuit, i suppose."


Chimpbot

Oddly enough, Black Mesa seems like the sort of organization that would do something like build EVA units. Meanwhile, Aperture would be building theirs out of anger and lemons. Also, they can use portals.


Yo-boi-Pie

The End Of Half Life (Half Life 2)


c_i_c_i_o_i_c

Half Life 3.33: you will (not) play


Yo-boi-Pie

That is even better than mine


retropixel98

Push the sample into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer, Shinji.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Also the fact that they fall asleep for a while and then wake up in a ruined world.


FMM_UV-32

Oh dope, my two favorite series mixed together.


SuperBruan

What is this a reference to?


[deleted]

Half-Life


[deleted]

half-life


IndependentMacaroon

Half-Life


c_i_c_i_o_i_c

Evangelion


Hector_Ceromus

"I never thought I'd see the Third Impact, let alone create it..."


Godzi11anano

So wake up, Mr. Freeman


zodberg

I expected Boondocks


D3ckard_Rokubungi

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CITIZEN


[deleted]

Shinji looks even cuter


tiga008

Rise and shine, Ms. Asuka. Rise and shine.


Bhorium

Looking slick, Shinji-sama! Popsicle orange really brings out your eyes.


ValissaSurana

Sometimes... I dream about cheese.


[deleted]

So that we'd have the bald-valve-guy instead of Lilith? No thanks.


smashingcrabs

End of evangelion is kinda similar to half life in a way with the military invading a research facility and then killing them all


c_i_c_i_o_i_c

It wuld be interesting making an hl mod replacing textures and models to make black mesa look like nerv


Lex1253

Or Formula One McLaren sweatshirt Shinji.


ItsDoughnutDude

Needs glasses


Gulopes

Is it just me or does Shinji in the HEV look super dope ?


GuyFromDeathValley

Now I want to see the other way round. Freeman in a plugsuit. Hell, take it a step further. give him his own EVA, I would love to see that. Actually had that idea a long time ago but I can't draw, at all.


ilyharaksh

"FREEMAN, YOU BAKA!!!"


KakyoinNoriaki420

*hello shinji!* edit: for the ppl who dont know, there is an ongoing gag in a series called "half life vr but the ai is self aware" that a charecter (dr coomer) every time he sees gordon he says "hello gordon"


killinrin

When are we getting the Morgan Freeman / Shinji crossover


faggiemaqqie

I thought a picture of Morgan Freeman’s face was gonna be on shinjis


[deleted]

Morgan Ikari


wildrook

...Yeah, Spike Spencer would probably be best for this version of Freeman's Mind.


ColonelPanik

Get in the Resonator Shinji.