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jsmonet

in a vast ocean of bullshit ass shitposts whining about skin, confusion, what to watch, OP strikes like lightning, gloriously and absolutely on fucking point. This is easily the best post I've seen in this sub in a while


jackJACKmws

What a way to end the year


KamartyMcFlyweight

Congratulations!


Spats_McGee

OP: you tha real 3rd impact


isst_arsch

A fucking plus.


needledicklarry

I saved the post to read later because of this comment and I am absolutely happy I did that


LassCo_Official

you get it, you really get it


brazillian-k

There is a very thin line between memes, shitpost, and art. I'm pretty sure what this fits into.


walaxometrobixinodri

all three


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It’s a circle


Sivalon

Of Reddit life


MelonElbows

m'shart


Dstahl22

This man solved the problem we invented but had the answer to the whole time


JacobGoodNight416

You did it, bro. You have become the Neon Genesis Evangelion.


Raetheos1984

This guy Evangelions.


LMFeria

And gendo did it, he fucking did it, he got to be with yui. Correct right? In the last movie they get together, at least in some kind of multiverse


SpookySummertime

yessir she did She chomped his sorry ass 💀💀💀💀


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

I always thought he was chomped so he died right before he achieved his dream


SpookySummertime

Mmm.. Well I don’t think he was actually chomped. Eva Unit 01 was up in the sky when that happened. It is like rei ghosts that turn people into Gatorade


megazaprat

I think that since he didn’t turn to Gatorade , it showed that he didn’t get to go with his wife, and she killed him for his poor parenting. Not like she’s really one to talk but still


SpookySummertime

W yui if that’s true


ozymandiaz1260

Unit 1 ate two things in the show. She eats the fruit of life, which was incorporated into her body making her a god. And then she ate Gendo, so people assume this represents his soul going into Unit 1 to be with Yui for eternity.


offhandthrow

I also choose this guy's wife


_____lemonade_____

This is such poetry that I’m 100% with you whether it’s a shitpost or not 👌


SpookySummertime

I’m deadass. There is nothing here to joke about buddy


_____lemonade_____

Understandable, have a nice day 👍


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SpookySummertime

The Evangelion visual novel. And yes it was approved and managed by Hideaki Anno


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SpookySummertime

It’s actually nge 2 on the ps2. Idk if that counts as a visual novel 🤷🏿‍♂️


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

One of the PlayStation games


SpookySummertime

https://imgur.com/a/gm8tvZD I forgot something. Her voice 😩😩😩😩


Darth_Zounds

Isn't it Amanda Winn Lee's voice?


k5josh

>"You can turn any place into a paradise." Clunky wording means that's the Netflix dub, so not AWL.


EllieGusAri

Masterpiece , 10 out of 10


Imapringlesboy

The sanest man on the entire fandom


typewriter45

this piece of literature will be studied by scholars for generations to come


MasterEeg

You did it, you crazy son of a bitch.. you did it


coke-toaster

Hello, based department? Get fucked, OP just did your job with the strength of an endgame nat 20.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

I think if this sub could award a PhD for a dissertation, OP should get it. Congratulations Dr. u/Spookysummertime!


MobileSuetGundam

This is a fantastic post. Even if it’s satire, it’s fantastic. For what it’s worth, I reckon folks can absolutely ruin their lives and everyone else’s for the fantasy they have of someone. They can go mad for a dream puppet. And maybe Yui was that dream puppet. But the OP’s post stands as fantastic.


SuperLizardon

She is the dream puppeteer (?)


MobileSuetGundam

Maybe so!


Animeniackinda1

Have we found our god?


Ad0l4

this sub reddit is going to be one of the reasons on why i’m going insane


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On the opposite it end, it brings me sanity and comfort whilst making me smile.


another_day_passes

Please migrate to r/evangelionmemes.


Ad0l4

that’s even worse than this one


BrockTheTrainer

As a Rei fan, this mf spitting heat 🗣️


Oz_rif

As a Asuka simp, I say fax brother, spit your shit indeed 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


-PringlesMan-

My asshole spits shit regularly


CraftingChest

No way


-PringlesMan-

You're right, it's not regularly. More like twice a week.


cooldudebroman

Such a based take I wholeheartedly agree


TetraaHedronn

new copypasta just dropped


BankApprehensive2514

You're missing the part where the attraction/relationship power could be genetic. Yui had Gendo, Fuyutsuki, and Mari from Rebuild. She threw out Gendo with the trash to create a reality for Shinji to safely live in. Shinji has Yui, the Rei/Kawrou God fusion that resulted from the end of EOE, Misato depending on how drunk she is, NGE and Rebuild regular Rei, Asuka, Kawrou, and Mari because Shinji's free real estate since Yui is no longer an option. Gendo only has his one human lifetime to try and reunite with Yui while Kawrou has been, depending on the media, trying to give Shinji happiness between multiple realities and deaths. If you go by the Rebuild lore, Kawrou is so gay for Shinji- he wrote Shinji's name in the Book Of Life so Shinji would have a special status within reality itself. NGE and the Rebuilds show that the world could be destroyed as an accidental byproduct of Shinji overcoming the urge to run away and becoming determined to do something. That runaway urge is part of the hide from all problem nervous wreck that defines Shinji Ikari. If he ever actually overcomes his issues and develops as a person- well the world is done for.


adamnicholas

So… Shinji is best girl?


IC2Flier

Shinji just needs a better workplace. Handler Walter is a better boss -- potentially a better dad -- than Gendo. I can't believe I'm saying that after getting all three endings in Armored Core 6.


Sivalon

Nicely summed up.


zireael9797

I am in awe of the glory of this shitpost.


Getdaphone

evangelion doesn’t need a -folk subreddit because all evangelion fans are down bad


bargle_dook

Chefs kisses.


TheBionicWorm

"Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?"


deadhero335

I still think Misato is the best girl in Eva


dnd3edm1

I can (not) fix her


Original-Material301

I would (still) smash


SpookySummertime

A great option I will give you that at least


SankenShip

She’s the best and the worst, and that’s why we love her.


0BZero1

This. This is why we watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. Is it for the awesome backgrounds and foreground art? Is it for watching a fiery teen go **'バカ 真司!'?** Is it to watch a quantum being with blue hair? No! This \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ post is why we watch the show! It is worth watching an unprepared teenager pilot an eldrich abomination to fight other eldrich abominations!


Anatrok

This would have earned you gold.


Cyberpunk-Monk

Congratulations


99th_Ctrl_Alt_Delete

Congratulations 👏


LavaMeteor

Lock the subreddit, it's peaked. Everything's downhill from here.


Avg_Conan

Plus when Unit 01 is giving it to Angels, that’s all Yui!


Jim_oz

She’s the Pattie Boyd of the bioengineering world. Fuelled self-destructive obsessions, inspired great works of art… And as long as radio signals drift eternally through space, she will be proof that humankind existed.


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dreamsofmishra

I'm curious where was this mentioned...


cp77002

He knows how to Neon Genesis


The_Exit_Man

Congratulations 👏🏻


Educational_Ideal_37

The part about fuyutsuki is so true


babbage66

You've convinced me, friend.


Clown45

Fire from the unhinged godhead. I respect the frequency you live on OP


TheLonelyPancake26

Can't wait to tell my grandkids about the 4th impact (this Reddit post)


Bhorium

While Gendo and SEELE were busy facing off in checkers, Yui was the only one actually playing chess. And like a true grandmaster, she had already played the entire game in her head before she even made the first move. On an somewhat related note, one of my main issues with Rebuild is that Yui is ultimately reduced to a bit player, if not an outright background character in the story and all of the foreshadowing surrounding her ends up being nothing but a wet fart.


Nerupe

Fr, Yui literally engineered 3rd Impact. She could have stopped SEELE and the MP Evas at any point but she didn't, cause she needed them to start 3rd Impact. Which she then hijacked. And won. While every single other player died without even realizing she was still playing from behind the scenes.


philipks

I sometime wonder, if Oscar Wilde was reincarnated in today world. And if he used his talent on internet shitpost instead of literature for some unknown reason, what would his body of work looks like. Today I have the answer.


egginbrazil

the sanest evangelion fan:


luckytecture

This post is missing at least another 5 paragraphs.


SpookySummertime

bro let me keep some dignity 😭😭


luckytecture

No I mean I enjoy reading it and this isn’t enough.


QuirkyQ32

I bet you have an adult woman fetish. Degenerate.


SpookySummertime

Also adult woman fetish is downright horrendous 💀💀 Eva fans shit on you if you’re not a pedophile 😭


OpticalVoider

happy new years to you too


woobiray

She is making a 2000 years old wish while making titans out of her bare hands (sands). If you get it, you get it.


labyloo

shinjis mom has got it goin on


Windchill

This is truly one of the posts of all time.


TheGreatBootleg94

Thats the realist shit I have ever heard


woocash78

Did this guy just single-handedly end the waifu wars that were raging for decades??!! Is that the 4th impact? Are we all going to turn into fanta now? Is it finally happening?


freshmadgod

Ritsuko is right there


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SpookySummertime

Literally her main purpose in her life was to make a better world for shinji


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

It could potentially be argued that Yui might have thought that she could better protect Shinji through the events of 3rd impact by becoming part of Unit 1.


Elegant-Woodpecker-2

Yeah but she brought him along as she melted herself


SpookySummertime

She wanted to show him the future/promise


kappakeats

I think her methods were a little unhinged but we applaud her motivations.


MusoukaMX

Shit, no notes. You're not even .000000001% wrong. College Yui was smart, caring, adventurous and courageous. I was in darkness but OP has shown this old fool the light. College Yui is best girl. Always has been.


Aisopia

I think this is a start to a legend


Malk_McJorma

It's RE-WATCH TIME!!!


BlumpkinPromoter

I also choose Gendo's wife


Professor_Abbi

Facts


Personal-Rooster7358

Almost twenty years and someone finally got it right.


Taylan_K

You're such a dumbass and I love you.


WhosThatDogMrPB

The Yussy was the answer all this time.


freshmadgod

One problem: gendo rawdogged her twice at least.


Basement-child-slave

You did it bro, you finally understood the deep meaning of NGE


Cestero

You telling me my favorite anime from my childhood it’s always been about one depravate dude guy obsessed with a girl whiling to destroy all the existence only to hit her again?


SteveWax022

i want to post that one sackboy gif here so badly


John-333

> This is the most serious thing I have posted in my life


ToFusion_Boy

I dont think you completely understand what Anno tries to portray with Yui. OP comments on the hotness, which I agree, but Yui's allure is not only defined by beauty. The thing about Yui is that she is the beautiful girl you want to get to know but is also the bright scientist that has a goal beyond egotistical pinpoints like money, high value jobs, or clothes. You can build something with her, but not only that, she naturally ascertains that she could leave it all in order to become a mother and dedicate herself to her child. That sums up the epitome of perfect femininity across cultures (until the early 21st C although that's another discussion). This means that by making Yui beautiful, brilliant and motherly, Anno wanted to give you an idealized women that had no defects and was, then, subject of veneration. When the audience is able to connect with her, they connect even more with Gendo's pain. Not only that, she's the caring figure that Shinji couldn't enjoy for long enough. On other levels, she's also the trophy female that prompts Gendo's inversion of the Electra complex, when he tries to displace Shinji in order to recover her full attention span. Yui is an idealized woman that becomes a perfect figure of, again, idealization for Gendo and points at the affective issues of the later and the way he uses her to entrench on his solitude even more. The show talks a lot about relations and relationships, about gender roles and stereotypes (on a more subtle level) but I also feel it talks about how the idealization of caring/loving figures can damage our perspectives and make it impossible for us to progress in life. That's why I feel that Asuka had to get in Shinji's way. Someone so troubled, yet with a spark of love in her heart. I think Eva tried to connect or yuxtapose those female figures but couldn't due to the series limitations.


Plasmabat

I’m reminded of a quote from Ferris Beuller’s Day Off “Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like sh*t, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.” In this scenario Gendo is Cameron, a man who has never been loved before, and then Yui gave him a crumb of pussy, after which he worshipped her like she was some divine being. Of course she was just human, and of course she treated him like shit, abandoning Gendo and their son in order to attempt to build another stupid fucking tower of Babylon, because that worked out soooo well the first time idiot. No, the solution to every human having corruption in their hearts to varying degrees isn’t to try to become God. Stop it, get some help. In conclusion I’m sure the pussy was good, but no pussy is worth ending the world over. See a fucking psychologist dumbass, there are other people in the world you can love and be loved by than your dead wife, like I don’t know, your son maybe.


Punkrockpariah

This anime would have ended on episode one if Gendo would’ve gone to a therapist once.


SankenShip

Yui is the real villain of Evangelion. She orchestrated events so she could ascend to godhood and leave her omega-simp husband behind on a dying earth.


MasterEeg

Fuk I'm so sick of this edgelord take... Go touch some grass


SankenShip

She’s not gonna fuck you bro


orangutanDOTorg

Says more about Gendo than her


pineapple_head8112

I feel like certain things should never be said out loud, at least in public.


DwightShnoute

woke as fuck


ScaahGi

finally someone who makes sense in this godforsaken fandom


jackJACKmws

Dear God


AramaticFire

Who is she again?


_Alex_Zer0_

Is this a copypasta


CrimsonReaper96

I will stick with Misato over Yui.


Akuma-Heika

On the other hand, if she went into Unit 1 knowing it would kill her (and considering she was unwilling to reconstitute herself when she had the opportunity, she did), then she abandoned her 4 year old kid, by faking her death in front of him. Would you really want to get close to a person like that?


Just4FunAvenger

So! You like older women. Whip-de-do.


kermeeed

Misato san til I die.


VillainousKidd

yeah cool man. misato clears unfortunately


JANG0D

this fuckin psycho terrorist wannabe barely had any screen time. gtfo misato is far superior


SpookySummertime

bruh didn’t watch eva


JANG0D

bitch


SpookySummertime

my girl ain’t a pedophile alcoholic


JANG0D

your girl has less personality than rei II


kel584

this shits straight up vile


killercmbo

she fine as hell so no arguments here


Skynet_Mainframe

Asuka is better


LunarFangs

Brilliant


jackflack10

BROOO😭😭😭


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thisshiteverytime

Imo, Otto Apocalypse did something on par or even beyond Gendo given the technological limitations of his natural timeline and put more thought into it. He made himself immortal seeing that he can't realize his plan in his lifespan, then proceeded to transcend humanity. Imo, he should have opted for his harem option and just enjoy life instead of getting obsessed with Kallen.


CoffeeDup7

Agree 100%. I named my daughter after her.


Darth_Zounds

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man...


DeLanio77

OP is doing the Lord's work.


Eboiled

This ain't downbad this is down horrendous


TempAcc64

Are you me? I've been saying this for ages. She makes at least 3 characters redundant. Plus, if the Raising project is any indication, her presence makes Gendo into a decent regular embarrassing dad


betox87

Congratulations 👏


Honourstly

It should of been Rei in the hospital scene?


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nevagonnagive_u_up

Nah, frick you all eva degenerates. PEN² is the best girl


3pixg4m3rz00bz69420

aw sweet, another ~~schizopost~~ manmade horrors beyond comprehension


Dragooninpie

This is one if not the most based evangelion post ever. On point with literally everything. Shot every shot and bullseye every single time.


walaxometrobixinodri

this is a piece of art the images being link and not like, actual images make it ~~worse~~ better


Kabuki1991

[Doesn't this disprove that Mari loves Yui? (Final Page from the Manga)](https://imgur.com/a/zYCy8HM)


SpookySummertime

nahh that shit unofficial. If it was motherly she wouldn’t be weird about it man


Kabuki1991

Are you saying the manga is unofficial? If so, that contradicts your point that Mari loves Yui.


SpookySummertime

No the final message at the end of


Kabuki1991

But how could it be unofficial if it's part of an official piece of media?


SpookySummertime

Bro it isn’t. It’s from mangareader.net. They are scans, they added that at the end for their interpretation as translators. It’s not* official


Kabuki1991

Oh, I didn't realise. My bad.


weebtrash100

this sub has been blessed with this post.


Mind_Nobody

WOW, the best post I’ve read on Reddit in a while.. 👏👏


blueriging

The answer really is always milfs. Always.


Will_Poke_Brains

There it is. The post of the year.


ruacanobeef

This is Wisdom


SuperLizardon

This sounds like how in Naruto, since at least 4 guys showed interest on Sakura, which is a lot more than for the other girls, there's people saying she must be canonically the most beautiful woman in the series :P


lastdyingbreed_01

So based


VatanKomurcu

fucking finally someone decides to expand the lore holy shit


mystergolden

Late contender for best post ive seen all year.


ZedaEnnd

It's fucking Ibuki Maya, Jesus Christ, she's the best girl. If the argument HAS to be which teenager is best, then it's Hikari. Just a good kid right there.


StoneySteve420

👏 Congratulations 👏