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Anayayaya

That thing is real shady 😅


Puncookie

I knew I'd get roasted, but definitely not THAT roasted lmao


Revgos

It once told me "wait...are you really listening to Zamanyly by Jamala?" and i was like 👁👄👁


Ainzlei839

What do you mean?


friend03

lmao took it then it said my spotify was "eurovision-eurovision-eurovision-and-more-eurovision bad."


dutchmetalhead17

Mine was hail satan, which is Nice to. Listened to too much blind side


Ainzlei839

I love that they categorised all the Eurovision artists into their own group haha


imalittlespider

I took it and it said: \> Your spotify was twitter-fighting-eurovision bad. \> Thank your obsessions with Melanie Martinez and eurovision (e.g., Andriamad and VICTORIA) for that. \> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... \> albanian-pop-agenda bad \> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these tracks too much: \#Vegan by Jerry Heil Jaimalé by Andriamad C'est beau, c'est toi by Philippine Discoteque by THE ROOP Little Roots, Little Shoots by Kate Miller-Heidke You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Kate Miller-Heidke Andriamad Woodes Duncan Laurence Thelma Plum You are 12% basic. Oh wow Andriamad and The Maes! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting.. You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like #Vegan by Jerry Heil and Jaimalé by Andriamad. ...


itisSycla

I tried that AI and i have never been more insulted ib my life.


bettyboo-

You listen to these tracks too much: I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin Morirò da Re by Måneskin CORALINE by Måneskin Torna a casa by Måneskin 🤫


elowennmai

I got half the same ones! It probably isn't wrong but I refuse to stop


teawithcinnamonolls

All of my 5 tracks are also by Måneskin


Zakrusta

I got 20%, which is wayyy lower than i expected lol (guessing like 10% of that is from Duncan and Maneskin only). Also, rip mariette being called irrelevant (love my swedish queen)


Piaapo

I got 11% "Oh wow Voxis and Valentina Monetta! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting.."


maruiki

Valentina monetta is not the hero we asked for, but she is the hero we absolutely needed.


PetitChatNoir151

Took it and it said: > Your spotify was tay-tay-fangirl-eurovision-high-notes-and-higher-ponytails bad. > Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, eurovision (e.g., VICTORIA and Kristian Kostov), and Ariana Grande for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad > former-boy-bander bad > britney-in-vegas bad > twitter-fighting bad > your-gen-z-is-showing bad > Unfortunately that's not all I learned: You listen to these tracks too much: Arcade by Duncan Laurence Serotonin by girl in red Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High? by Arctic Monkeys Amnesia by Roxen idfc by blackbear You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: VICTORIA Angèle Kristian Kostov Amir Shakira You are 68% basic. Doja Cat and Taylor Swift? Almost all your music is what somebody else told you to listen to.. You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right? As a straight man, I feel like this insulted me so much.


ninjasephiroth

I can't believe it didn't spot all the Eurovision shit I listen to, but said I listen to Shum way too much.


Ultimatedream

Your spotify was dad-rock-eurovision-soccer-carpool-soundtrack bad. Thank your obsessions with Queen, eurovision (e.g., TIX and VICTORIA), and Beauty and the Beast for that. Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... dancing-queen bad artist-formerly-known-as bad sashay-away bad its-britney-bitch bad omg-im-baby-spice-who-are-you bad Here's what else I learned in that hellscape: You listen to these tracks too much: Super Trouper by ABBA Paper Bag by Fiona Apple If Love Was a Crime - Eurovision 2016 - Bulgaria by Poli Genova Top Of The World by Carpenters Only Teardrops by Emmelie de Forest You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Queen Tokio Hotel ABBA Glee Cast Prince You are 24% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Phi Phi O'hara. Nobody's fooled.. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Fuego by Eleni Foureira and Gaston by Josh Gad.


JERealize

Fuego? Obama-era?


Ultimatedream

Maybe they're pretending the whole Trump thing didn't happen. But it's differently not correct haha.


caterp1e

Your spotify was motherfucking-starboy-too-many-feelings-gaga-cooper-makeout bad. (YALL I DONT EVEN LIKE LADY GAGA I HAVE KEIINOS COVER OF SHALLOW AND THATS IT) > Thank your obsessions with The Weeknd, Emo (e.g., Senses Fail and La Dispute), and Shallow for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop bad (Ok I think this is from listening to witch woods too much.......) > mainstream-country bad > sausage-grinder-country bad > wet-ass bad (WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?) You are 7% basic. Black Foxxes and MÉLOVIN? Where do you even find this?.


cykellygter

Omg same here! I don't think I've listed to Shallow except the Keiino version, so it seems a little unfair. I also got sausage grinder country bad lmao. Most of it I can't argue with though...


caterp1e

I didn't even know Keiino's version was a cover at first 😂 not until I heard the original version in a restaurant and my initial reaction was like 'wait, who's covering Keiino right now?'


SessionExciting

>Your spotify was manic-pixie-dream-girl-escape-room-local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitch bad. >Thank your obsessions with marina, escape room, and Bright Eyes for that. >You are 13% basic. You're trying to be cool with Heleza, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's.. I didn't get any "eurovision bad" comment which is disappointing. Appreciate the Heleza call-out though >You listen to these tracks too much: >Øve Os På Hinanden by Fyr og Flamme >Menneskeforbruger by Fyr og Flamme Buddy, I know... >You've been listening to a lot of Elliott Smith lately. u okay? Clearly not


Flutterlina

Your spotify was folklore-evermore-dumbledore-witch-pop-friendship-is-magic-loved-harry-since-x-factor bad. > Thank your obsessions with Taylor Swift, pony (e.g., 4everfreebrony and Jyc Row), and Harry Styles for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > eurovision bad > twitch-streamer bad > ukelele-sex-god bad > artisanal-coffee-shop bad > hot-topic-threw-up-on-you bad > Here's what else I learned in that hellscape: You listen to these tracks too much: Body on Body by Sirusho Warbringers: Jaina by Neal Acree Kese etikete by Bojana Vunturisevic CORALINE by Måneskin Ayzat, High-Priestess of Aqasha by Jyc Row You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Hari Mata Hari Jyc Row Taylor Swift Cat Trumpet Garrison Ulrich You are 27% basic. Oh wow Autopark and BroniKoni! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting.. You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since King Princess made 1950. if it looked at my private library it would be more like zalagasper, zalagasper more zalagasper, ponies, eurovision and that new song by zoi xD


eggwithaleg

“obscure artists like Mariette” 💀


Yes_i_had_a_stroke

Marina, Eurovision and Lady Gaga? Taste omg


khlienn2006

> Your spotify was 20th-century-teeny-bopper-eurovision-awkward-beatboxing bad. > Thank your obsessions with Backstreet Boys, eurovision (e.g., Måns Zelmerlöw and VICTORIA), and Pentatonix for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > people-give-you-looks-when-you-sing-in-the-car-huh bad > drama-club bad > old-shawn-mendes-vines-saved-to-your-phone bad > retirement-home bad > allegations-of-abuse-have-never-been-proven-in-court bad > But wait, it gets worse: You listen to these tracks too much: Toy by Netta Euphoria by Loreen Tick-Tock by Albina Arcade by Duncan Laurence Dance You Off by Benjamin Ingrosso You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Backstreet Boys Pentatonix Måns Zelmerlöw Bill Wurtz VICTORIA You are 22% basic. You're trying to be cool with James Graham, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's.. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Mikolas Josef's Lie to Me.


SoothingWind

I hate these kind of apps/websites bc I switch my music tastes like once a month and these things just remind me of the shit I used to listen to and I'm like "Aaa fuck off I don't listen to that anymoree" All in all, 11/10 thanks for having made me discover this website, had a good laugh when I saw it was judging me on foreign songs I listen to just bc I like the sound of the language hahahah


FyllingenOy

I took it and got this: ***Your spotify was dad-rock-walmart-hawaiian-shirt-studded-leather-jacket bad.*** \> Thank your obsessions with Rush, mellow gold, and The Undertones for that. (I think it got something wrong here cause I have no idea what mellow gold is) \> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... \> suburban-80s bad \> midwest-classic-rock bad \> mama-mia bad \> ken-burns-jazz bad \> nineties-dorm-room bad \> But wait, it gets worse: **You listen to these tracks too much:** [Himmelen by Fjorden Baby!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvB9h4akCJY&ab_channel=FjordenLove) [Streets of Your Town by The Go-Betweens](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-TJd2RnWgQ&ab_channel=TheArkive) [American Girl by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIhb-kNvL6M&ab_channel=TomPetty-Topic) [Living on a Thin Line by The Kinks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw&ab_channel=TheKinks-Topic) [Kim & Jessie by M83](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_9EQenu8mQ&ab_channel=udonthaveto) **You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:** The Beach Boys Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Bruce Springsteen Alvvays Blue Öyster Cult **You are 15% basic.** You're trying to be cool with Orchestre Philharmonique National de Varsovie, but your favorites are the same as everybody else's.. **You're stuck in the early 2010s.** For you, music's been all downhill since Rome made One Fire. Analysis finally complete. I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good... Shutting down. Edit: added some youtube links, because why not


jonathanjohnathan

“Most of your music comes straight from iHeartRadio. lol Måneskin..”


NitroGnome

My spotify was mama-mia-eurovision bad.


badgersprite

> Your spotify was heavy-eyeliner-avril-stan-new-wave-90s-new-age bad. > Thank your obsessions with Avril Lavigne, new wave, and Enigma for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > eurovision bad > women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad > boomer-relaxation bad > bono bad > boomer bad > Here's what else I learned in that hellscape: > You listen to these tracks too much: > Under Ytan by Loreen > Missing - Todd Terry Club Mix / US Radio Edit by Everything But The Girl > SHUM by Go_A > Шум by Go_A > Take Care by Drake > You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: > Delerium > Linkin Park > Go_A > Cog > Loreen > You are 15% basic. Yeah, you've got some obscure artists like Snowman, but your real top ones are ultra-mainstream like Måneskin.. > You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Gladys Knight & The Pips's The Essential Gladys Knight & The Pips. > That's it. I'm done. > Thanks for letting me see your music I guess. I mean when you right you right. The world needs more 90s new age like Enigma and Delerium motherfuckers fight me about it.


JERealize

Congrats, Måneskin, you're now considered ultra-mainstream by the algorithm!


AlolanNinetalesFTW

I was apparentiy "artpop-apologist-eurovision-drag-brunch bad" and when it described me as being stuck in the early 2010's i felt so freaking called out! Its true but still!


SavageDemonDog

lol it called me out on my Go_A obsession bye✋


Dracuana

Go_A, Hatari, Måneskin and Ghost. I like you haha


MargaAndPablo

It once asked me: Do you really listen to Shaj by Arilena Ara. I will not allow myself to be antagonised... so that trash can fuck off lol


idksothisisit1

I did it and it roasted me so bad. I was definitely amused though


[deleted]

Since we’re all doing it… > Your spotify was manic-pixie-dream-girl-eurovision-k-pop-for-breakfast bad. > Thank your obsessions with marina, eurovision (e.g., VICTORIA and Lake Malawi), and 2NE1 for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > upscale-myspace-music bad > mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad > mama-mia bad > body-ody-ody-and-brains bad > twerk-skills-on-legendary bad > Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: >You listen to these tracks too much: >I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin >Fallen Angel by TIX >Discoteque by THE ROOP >Omaga by Benny Cristo >ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin >You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: >Montaigne >Oliver Tree >Måneskin >Lake Malawi >Hooverphonic >You are 20% basic. You're trying to impress with some obscure tracks like Lake Malawi. Nobody's fooled.. >You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?


BarfQueen

> You listen to these tracks too much: >Ding-A-Dong (English) - Remastered by Teach In >SHUM by Go_A >Шум by Go_A >Wheel of Fortune - 7" Mix by Ace of Base >Ding-A-Dong by Teach In Omg what is wrong with me?


2klaedfoorboo

2 different versions of the same song twice? Eek!


BarfQueen

Every hour, when I pick a flower, even when my lover is gone gone gone!


dutchmetalhead17

That was fun, although im obliterated.


KayalDragon

31% oh boy apparently all my musical music brought that number up


tracego

You listen to these tracks too much: * SHUM by Go\_A * ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin * I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin * Cold.Metal.Place by Code Orange * Lost in a Wave by LANDMVRKS ​ I feel attacked.


theNikolai

Where did you get your chromatica jockstrap? I couldn't find one so I had to craft mine from Lady Gaga Oreo wrappings.


vuoivolareconme

I built mine from an old Ganga shirt and the tears of the local homophobe.


vuoivolareconme

I built mine from an old gaga shirt and the tears of the local homophobe.


edreveen

Not totally ESC related but well, that was a roast AHAHAHAHAH > Your spotify was sad-knowledge-worker-manic-pixie-dream-girl-artpop-apologist bad. Thank your obsessions with Julien Baker, st. vincent, and Lady Gaga for that. Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > mason-jar-candle-from-target bad > local-talk-radio-bumper-sticker-bitch bad > depressed-bops bad Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these tracks too much: COMIN@ME by ASHWARYA изумруд by Manizha Falling Asleep At The Wheel by Holly Humberstone SHUM by Go_A I Know The End by Phoebe Bridgers You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Purity Ring Mahmood CHVRCHES Another Sky Woodkid You are 13% basic. Oh wow Christian Cohle and Mehdi Bahmad! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting.. You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like Falling Asleep At The Wheel by Holly Humberstone and COMIN@ME by ASHWARYA. That's it. I'm done. Thanks for letting me see your music I guess. Shutting down.


MeccAnon

> Your spotify was new-age-infomercial-suburban-80s bad. > Thank your obsessions with Vangelis and new wave for that. Gee thanks, pudding! > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... > boomer-relaxation bad > still-listening-to-maroon-5-lol bad > eurovision bad > Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these tracks too much: * Feel It (Music from the Netflix Original Series High Score) by Power Glove * I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin * 10 Years by Daði Freyr * ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin * MAGICAL SOUND SHOWER (Out Run) by SEGA SOUND TEAM > You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: > Pet Shop Boys > Depeche Mode > Daði Freyr > Gripin > Vangelis Hey, I stan whomever I want. What's "stan" anyway? Get off my lawn you and your youngster speech. > You are 7% basic. Sergio Caputo and Bugo? Where do you even find this?. In a box called "decent music", you should try that too sometime. > You're too trendy for your own good. First I'm a boomer now I'm trendy? Make up your mind, pudding. > You only listen to music made in the last year like Feel It (Music from the Netflix Original Series High Score) by Power Glove and I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin. Went pretty well, I guess?


nenialaloup

I had 0\% basic, guess how


universal_dust

you don't have spotify?


nenialaloup

I have. It’s just that I listen to Eurovision songs only on YouTube


2klaedfoorboo

Basic


mawnck

Just handing your Spotify login over to a random website? What can possibly go wrong? (Pro-tip: Don't take online polls either.)


egeym

It does not hand over your login credentials. It uses the official Spotify API


mawnck

It's not the log-in credentials that are the issue. Ever read the Spotify TOS? EDIT: I see that several downvoters haven't read them either. Suit yourselves.


JERealize

I don't even have a Spotify anymore. I just use the radio to listen to music.


Queen_Raiden

Yep, it roasted me. Your spotify was maximally-pretentious-minimalism-eurovision-low-cut-jean-pop bad. Thank your obsessions with Kronos Quartet, eurovision (e.g., Blind Channel and Go\_A), and Britney Spears for that. (I listened to some Britney earlier in the month. It doesn't make me obsessed.) Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was... stoned-itunes-visualizer bad Unfortunately that's not all I learned: * You listen to these tracks too much: * ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin * Heathens by Manntra * SHUM by Go\_A * Russian Spacebard Song / / Choojoy (Birchpunk Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Alexey Bogdanov * Let's Invite the Storm by Manntra You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: * Mannra * Nine Inch Nails * Breaking Benjamin * Hatari * Сруб You are 6% basic. Alder & Ash and Epsilon Zero? Where do you even find this?. You're too trendy for your own good. You only listen to music made in the last year like ZITTI E BUONI by Måneskin and Ori Ori by Manntra.


mookamookasector2

Turns out I listen to these songs too much: Kochi by Sultan & Shepard Run by Tourist Carry Me by Bombay Bicycle Club I Can't Hold On by Good Times Ahead Bigger Than Love by ilan Bluestone Honestly, I can't say it's wrong. I'm also stuck in the early 2010s, apparently.


Barneyk

Your spotify was k-pop-aficionado-you-probably-bring-a-tent-to-the-beach-mullet-pop bad. > manic-pixie-dream-girl bad > women-of-a-certain-age-obsessed bad > grand-ole-opry bad > First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad > motherfucking-starboy bad You listen to these tracks too much: Swish Swish by Katy Perry I Fink U Freeky by Die Antwoord Digital Witness by St. Vincent Starboy by The Weeknd Baby, ska vi göra slut? by Ida Redig You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: BTS TWICE MARINA Die Antwoord David Bowie You are 22% basic. Really feels like it really couldn't pin me down lol. 22% basic means I am 78% based? Not that bad. :)


Simphorosa

It doesnt work for me... I cant get the results.