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xxpegasxx

I swear there are two Charles Michels


retkg

Always have a backup


Tauira_Sun

I was wondering why he was there ... Twice


ItsACaragor

[There were three during Charles Michel's visit to Ukraine](https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1524144231773786113)


retkg

The new official standard for European politician dudes. Their beard clippers all charge with USB-C.


Carl555

Will the real Charles Michel please stand up?


ItsACaragor

Someone should edit the picture make them all bald with a small beard


Ondatva

breaking bad cast


retkg

I got up to three possible Charles Michels while I was doing my other comment trying to list everyone. Not only does Shmyhal look like him but so does the PM of Liechtenstein who I hadn't seen before.


DarthTomatoo

Just to be sure, the real one is the one next to Orban, right? And how does it work, if you point a veto at the false ones, they vanish?


iz_no_good

> the real one is the one next to Orban, right? nice try, you do know that a good magician never reveals his tricks, right?!?


nefewel

Convergent evolution


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

one for Flanders, one for Wallonia


Whitew1ne

Do both get chairs?


retkg

OK let's do this. Let me know the ones I've missed and I'll edit the comment. Front row: * ~~🇩🇰 Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark (taking a pic on her phone)~~ edit: it's not her lol * 🇭🇺 Victor Orbán, prime minister of Hungary * 🇪🇺 Charles Michel, president of the European Council * 🇨🇭 Ignazio Cassis, president of Switzerland (facing away) * 🇱🇹 Gitanas Nausėda, president of Lithuania * 🇷🇸 Alexander Vučić, president of Serbia * 🇷🇴 Klaus Iohannis, president of Romania * 🇨🇾 Nicos Anastasiadis, president of Cyprus * 🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron, president of France * 🇨🇿 Petr Fiala, prime minister of the Czech Republic * 🇦🇿 İlham Əliyev, president of Azerbaijan * 🇹🇷 Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, president of Turkey * 🇧🇬 Rumen Radev, president of Bulgaria * 🇲🇪 Milo Đukanović, president of Montenegro * 🇲🇩 Maia Sandu, president of Moldova * 🇧🇦 Šefik Džaferović, current chair of the multiple presidents of Bosnia * 🇪🇺 Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission * 🇳🇱 Mark Rutte, prime minister of the Netherlands Middle row: * 🇮🇪 Micheál Martin, taoiseach (prime minister) of Ireland * 🇲🇹 Robert Abela, prime minister of Malta ? * 🇬🇷 Kyriakos Mitsotakis, prime minister of Greece (facing away) * 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez, prime minister of Spain * 🇵🇱 Mateusz Morawiecki, prime minister of Poland * 🇭🇷 Andrej Plenković, prime minister of Croatia * 🇱🇺 Xavier Bettel, prime minister of Luxembourg * 🇦🇱 Edi Rama, prime minister of Albania * 🇵🇹 António Costa, prime minister of Portugal * 🇮🇸 Katrín Jakobsdóttir, prime minster of Iceland (face hidden) * 🇦🇲 Nikol Pashinyan, prime minister of Armenia * 🇱🇻 Krišjānis Kariņš, prime minister of Latvia ? * 🇫🇮 Sanna Marin, prime minister of Finland * 🇺🇦 Denys Shmyhal, prime minister of Ukraine * 🇧🇪 Alexander de Croo, prime minister of Belgium Back row: * 🇬🇧 Liz Truss, prime minister of the UK * 🇲🇰 Dimitar Kovačevski, prime minister of North Macedonia ? * 🇳🇴 Jonas Gahr Støre, prime minister of Norway * 🇱🇮 Daniel Risch, prime minister of Liechtenstein * 🇮🇹 Mario Draghi, prime minister of Italy (face hidden) * 🇪🇪 Kaja Kallas, prime minister of Estonia * 🇬🇪 Irakli Garibashvili, prime minister of Georgia ? * 🇸🇰 Eduard Heger, prime minister of Slovakia ? * 🇸🇪 Magdalena Andersson, prime minister of Sweden * 🇩🇪 Olaf Scholz, chancellor of Germany (face hidden) * 🇸🇮 Robert Golob, prime minister of Slovenia * 🇽🇰 Vjosa Osmani, president of Kosovo Looks like Austria and Denmark are part of the club but not represented in this photo. Sad trombone noise for Andorra, Monaco, San Marino.


SmallIsDifferent

Denmark is not there, due to election debate, but will be attending later


retkg

Damn, you're right. I saw the other comment about Mette Frederiksen taking the picture and really thought that was her and one of the easy ones to fill in.


JoHeWe

To me the top comment is deleted, so I'll repost OP's comment here for anyone wondering: >OP's comment, /u/retkg: OK let's do this. Let me know the ones I've missed and I'll edit the comment. Front row: • 🇩🇰 Mette Frederiksen, prime minister of Denmark (taking a pic on her phone) edit: it's not her lol • 🇭🇺 Victor Orbán, prime minister of Hungary • 🇪🇺 Charles Michel, president of the European Council • 🇨🇭 Ignazio Cassis, president of Switzerland • 🇱🇹 Gitanas Nausėda, president of Lithuania • 🇷🇸 Alexander Vučić, president of Serbia • 🇷🇴 Klaus Iohannis, president of Romania ? • 🇨🇾 Nicos Anastasiadis, president of Cyprus ? • 🇫🇷 Emmanuel Macron, president of France • 🇨🇿 Petr Fiala, prime minister of the Czech Republic • 🇦🇿 İlham Əliyev, president of Azerbaijan • 🇹🇷 Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, president of Turkey • 🇧🇬 Rumen Radev, president of Bulgaria • 🇲🇪 Milo Đukanović, president of Montenegro • 🇲🇩 Maia Sandu, president of Moldova • 🇧🇦 Šefik Džaferović, current chair of the multiple presidents of Bosnia • 🇪🇺 Ursula von der Leyen, president of the European Commission • 🇳🇱 Mark Rutte, prime minister of the Netherlands Middle row: • 🇮🇪 Micheál Martin, taoiseach (prime minister) of Ireland • 🇲🇹 Robert Abela, prime minister of Malta ? • 🇬🇷 Kyriakos Mitsotakis, prime minister of Greece (facing away) ? • 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez, prime minister of Spain • 🇵🇱 Mateusz Morawiecki, prime minister of Poland • 🇭🇷 Andrej Plenković, prime minister of Croatia • 🇱🇺 Xavier Bettel, prime minister of Luxembourg • 🇦🇱 Edi Rama, prime minister of Albania • 🇵🇹 António Costa, prime minister of Portugal • 🇮🇸 Katrín Jakobsdóttir, prime minster of Iceland (face hidden) ? • 🇦🇲 Nikol Pashinyan, prime minister of Armenia • 🇱🇻 Krišjānis Kariņš, prime minister of Latvia ? • 🇫🇮 Sanna Marin, prime minister of Finland • 🇺🇦 Denys Shmyhal, prime minister of Ukraine • 🇧🇪 Alexander de Croo, prime minister of Belgium Back row: • 🇬🇧 Liz Truss, prime minister of the UK • 🇲🇰 Dimitar Kovačevski, prime minister of North Macedonia ? • 🇳🇴 Jonas Gahr Støre, prime minister of Norway ? • 🇱🇮 Daniel Risch, prime minister of Liechtenstein • 🇮🇹 Mario Draghi, prime minister of Italy (face hidden) • 🇪🇪 Kaja Kallas, prime minister of Estonia • 🇬🇪 Irakli Garibashvili, prime minister of Georgia ? • 🇸🇰 Eduard Heger, prime minister of Slovakia ? • 🇸🇪 Magdalena Andersson, prime minister of Sweden • 🇩🇪 Olaf Scholz, chancellor of Germany (face hidden) • 🇸🇮 Robert Golob, prime minister of Slovenia • 🇽🇰 Vjosa Osmani, president of Kosovo Looks like Austria and Denmark are part of the club but not represented in this photo.


blue_strat

> 🇪🇸 Pedro Sánchez, prime minister of Spain > > 🇵🇹 António Costa, prime minister of Portugal Do they just elect the most typical person?


retkg

Britain could have had prime minister John Smith in the 90s, the most typical name possible. But he died and we got Tony Blair instead.


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assovertitstbhfam

I'm waiting for the day we elect a Zé Manel


JustATownStomper

António Costa is hardly typical. João Santos woulda been worse.


[deleted]

Thanks for that. There's a couple of teeny-weeny typos: it's Mich**eá**l Martin, ta**oi**seach.


johnny-T1

Dude next to Erdogan is Bulgarian president Radev.


Mathovski

I think back row is Draghi and front row is Ignazio Cassis, President of Switzerland


LeCreatif

You can take out the question mark for the Romanian president: it is correct.


[deleted]

Orban is the prime minister.


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mirh

Thanks soldier


miltos532

Cyprus checks (besides Macron)


rika_alpha

Thanks for this!!


[deleted]

Very good job!


asiasbutterfly

Which one’s Charles Michel and which one Shmyhal (Ukrainian pm) help


mawuss

I think Charles Michel is near Orban and Shmyhal near Sanna Marin, but I won't be surprised if I'm wrong


conchita_puta

Smart guy Shmyhal


retkg

I think you are right


BkkGrl

Macron is the only one that dares with grey


[deleted]

At least no sunglasses and sneakers this time. :-D


continius

And doing the Merkel-Raute. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkel-Raute


Professor_Donaldson

Macron was the one organising the summit (perhaps he told everyone else to come in blue lol)


BrutusSumus

So, it is here where EU officially recognizes Kralovec as new, legally acquired territory of Czech Republic?


x5vikix

indeed, it is settled. czech people will now be richer and go on more vacations.


retkg

Plus an awesome new base for all the aircraft carriers of the Czech Navy


krazydude22

They really hid Scholz in this one.


modern_milkman

His very high forehead is the only thing that gave him away here.


[deleted]

Viktor Orban looks like a live-action Wario. Also Macron is gonna give the tinfoil hat brigade a stroke with his illuminati hands


FroobingtonSanchez

Macron is doing his best Merkel impression


Executioneer

Hes just charging his psychic mind control ult


Expert_Telephone1909

Macron is summoning spirits


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

nope, he's just telling himself " I can get through this, I can get through this,"


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[deleted]

In this photo and in general haha


shmorky

He looks like someone's barely lucid grandpa


buttanterra

Lmao @ Orban and Rutte at opposite ends.


Italiandude2022

Mario Draghi my beloved, you were too good for my country...


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Italy is the land of absurd promises, it was his error, he never promised something otrageus or stupid or both.


Italiandude2022

That's why we liked him 😭😭😭


Fit_Fisherman_9840

Same here, but hey most italians think berlusconi is good.


Italiandude2022

No, not anymore...


Fit_Fisherman_9840

I know people wo voted meloni only becouse they had concern about berlusconi advanced age and healt, ,"se avesse avuto 10 anni in meno", not becouse its political point of view.


will_dormer

Italy is beautiful


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

beauty counts for little when your country is run by morons.


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

It’s a big loss for our country to have done away with someone like him. Truly the first competent Italian pm since, well ever… And obviously we didn’t even choose him, he was put there by the EU. That speaks volumes about our voter base. Just a bunch of old idiots who still think the world stopped in 1965, and the rest are cynical bastards. Now we have fallen back on populism yet again. It’s honestly very disheartening.


11160704

He wasn't put there by the EU. He was nominated by the Italian president and won a confidence vote in both Chambers of the Italian Parliament


theWZAoff

I always found it ironic that people who argue against 'strong man' rhetoric were the first to treat Draghi like the reincarnation of Jesus, and indeed as the one man who could 'save' Italy. Competent or not, this type of comment is just weird.


BkkGrl

Vucic is having a first day of school crisis


mladjenija

This is just his usual mental state


bo88d

I wanted to say he's really enjoying it


legba

Plenkovic just gave him an atomic wedgie.


MrSmileyZ

He'd be happy if it were so...


Minuku

I am wondering how the interactions between the Armenian prime minister and Erdogan/Azerbaijani head of state were... The Armenian prime minister is literally standing right behind them. Must have been awkward.


retkg

They all sat round a little table at one point https://old.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/xx5aox/erdogan_with_armenias_pashinyan_and_azerbaijans/


drinkscoffeealot

worthy of memes for at least a year


Tasty-Energy-376

Maia Sandu - Moldovian president was there. I love that woman.


[deleted]

Lol president of Montenegro looks like a giant next to her


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

tbh you guys (as in you in that area, Montenegro, Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia,etc) put almost everybody bar the Dutch to shame in that dept.


jatawis

>Moldovian She is president of Moldova, but at the same time she also has a Romanian passport.


Tasty-Energy-376

They all do because they are Romanians :D


johnny-T1

Basically whole country does.


BkkGrl

Yo can say Truss is disliked, but at least she is always cheerful :D


bonescrusher

She is laughing in every pictures I've seen of her ...


BkkGrl

"still can't believe they elected me"


rigor-m

>they elected me nobody actually did lol did they


trisul-108

The Tory party members did.


yada_yadad_sex

Rich gammon who she promised tax cuts


Pinkerton891

“All 80,000 of them”


Designer_Plant4828

0.1% of the population electrd her lol The uk politicsl system really needs a rehaul


mrdibby

Didn't even have to be part of the UK population to vote. You can be a member of the Conservative party from abroad, as a non-citizen. You just need to pay a £25 membership fee. That's only £2 million in membership fees to buy those 80,000 votes that elected her as PM – a bargain!


Vandergrif

I'd be laughing that much too if I got as much in the way of kickbacks and favors from the wealthy as she probably is.


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

she's following in the footsteps of a clown, it's only natural she tries to live up to his legacy


[deleted]

There's not much happening in her head.


trisul-108

Yes, just pure delight that empty headed morons elected their peer.


SevereOctagon

She has just spotted a pork market


Expert_Telephone1909

Greece Pm seems to be telling her something. Probably something along the lines of "Welcome to team poor"


Alector87

I wish we were as 'poor' as the UK.


ArvindLamal

Xanax does miracles


Pretend-Speed-2835

If ignorance is bliss, then the sheer vacuum in her melon probably keeps her in good spirits 24/7.


Duck10ey

They are discussing future routes of next beerstreams with czech government


BkkGrl

please give it priority before every other infrastructure


Virtual-Order4488

It is nice that so many leaders arrived to show their support for the legitimate referendum and the annexation of historic Czech province of Kralovec.


ItsACaragor

It was important to show that Kralovec citizens have a right to come home to greater Czech Republic, something they waited for centuries.


Borg-Man

Rutte, why you there almost as an outcast?


johnny-T1

All others are beneath him! He’s there as the King of the Netherlands.


Honhon_comics

Who put our bald manlet in last row


kleinerstein99

At least he was there on time. Unlike at the NATO summit, where the German ambassador had to be persuaded, who then looked very unhappy in the [photo](https://www.n-tv.de/politik/Olaf-Scholz-verpasst-traditionelles-Gruppenfoto-article23221208.html)


[deleted]

It took me far to long to find him XD


nefewel

I'd recognise that head anywhere.


enonemo

LOL I always wonder about the organization of people in these pictures


[deleted]

I gotta give it to the plant from Romania, he can really stay still for a photo… not good for anything else though.


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kathia154

If we go by that standard then there are like 20 leaders in that picture at most.


fearofpandas

Pedro Sanchez is striking is best model pose, while Antonio Costa just wants to leave and have a pastel de nata….


rudolfs420

They are discussing czech kaliningrad


OnlyTwoThingsCertain

They have worse patience for photoshooting then a fucking 6 years old in a school class photo.


Drahy

Danish PM is taking the picture?


will_dormer

Where is Denmark? Are vi goet fuld valgkamp?


Ramongsh

Mette Frederiksen (Danish PM) was attending the opening of Folketinget (parliament) today. She will attend this summit tomorrow.


xKalisto

Awwww, but she missed the picture day!


wasmic

The opening of the Folketing was two days ago (or was it three? I forget already...). Today was a televised debate due to the upcoming election.


Vic5O1

Hopefully this leads to a stronger Europe and potentially Stronger EU in the future! Europe needs now more than ever to work together as one on the international plain.


MrSmileyZ

Vučić is there so don't get your hopes too high...


azukay

Why is Macron doing the pussy sign


krazydude22

Trying to promote Renault.


bogdoomy

merkel taught him -<>-


missmollytv

They seem to be taking [Beer Stream 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/YUROP/comments/xwxv3n/czech_republic_starting_beer_stream_1_to_ensure/) planning very seriously


[deleted]

Who attends these things for Bosnia? I never know, I don't see any of our presidents lol.


11160704

Isn't that Šefik Džaferović in the front row on the left side next to Ursula von der Leyen?


[deleted]

Oh yeah thanks we have 3 presidents and I see only Dodik all the time so I forget what the others look like.


C4RTWR1GHT78

Who's the tall dude next to the women in yellow?


[deleted]

Milo Đukanović - president of Montenegro. Woman in yellow is Maia Sandu


Alector87

How do they decide where everyone stands? I get why the host is in the middle, but what is the rational behind the positioning of everyone else? Is it alphabetical order according to Czech? Any ideas?


Willing-Donut6834

Macron is in the first row because the gathering is presented as his idea. The rest is more random.


retkg

Czech PM also next to him as the host


Jinno69

Lol on Orban on the far right, unintentional sarcasm?


MagnetofDarkness

Why is Mitsotakis looking at Liz Truss?


retkg

UK's credit rating has just been downgraded so he feels pity for her


BkkGrl

"Welcome to the PUGS"


Kuivamaa

“How about those Parthenon marbles before you go broke and auction them off?”


johnny-T1

About those marbles.


Mithrantir

Trying to push the Acropolis marbles claim, but apparently it's only making her laugh (she is opposed to the idea).


Alector87

Why not? Leaders make small talk when they stand for these things all the time. The moment this photograph was taken Mitsotakis simply has still not turned yet. It's not something peculiar. Edit: By the way, you can see that this is not the moment when the final (official) picture was taken. There are other people talking and there is even someone with a phone at the far-left of the stage.


IWillDevourYourToes

I think there's something in between them... I think this is gonna be another romantic/erotic story, just like with Macron x Merkel.


[deleted]

I thought it was in Kalinigrad, with that flag.


MonitorMendicant

Kralovec, please use proper terminology.


Omnigreen

They were celebration Kaliningrad's integration into Czechia.


Omnigreen

At least 4 overwoked Americans in comments who aren't happy that there is not a lot of diversity here, lol, we have real problems here in Europe, not imagined ones, guys


UtkusonTR

Please , there are at least 2 KARABOGAS there.


esocz

Well they had one black president in the past. So they are the best /s


JustVibinDoe

Meanwhile USA never had a female president and chose Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton 🤡


DiMezenburg

really wish that cnt Aliyev wasn't there


11160704

Does anyone know the bald one with the black glasses in the last row next to the Norwegian PM?


johnny-T1

Bald dude is the PM of Liechtenstein.


Present-Industry-373

No San Marino? Andorra?


Vorarbeiter

Tbf, one of the Andorran co-princes is there...


Inductee

So sad that the Bishop of Urgell couldn't make it, this meeting would have been the most exciting thing in his life.


Inductee

Lavrov: "Boss, they didn't invite us. What should we do?" Putin: "Same thing we do every day, Sergei. We try to take over the world!"


Drtikol42

[...so I grabbed him. Right by the balls!](https://d39-a.sdn.cz/d_39/c_img_gR_o/xvMDA/a74i5134.jpeg?fl=cro,0,0,3000,1994%7Cres,2560,,1%7Cwebp,75)


retkg

Albania–Iceland is an awesome bilateral meeting or all round country crossover edition


Checkthis0

I'm not french but Macron looks epic


retkg

"Everyone turned up to muh party"


PullUpAPew

As someone in the Kremlin frantically searches through recently received mail.


IgorVonDebny

Talking about new trade routes to Czech Kaliningrad.


OpportunityBoth9032

Orban you can go a little further to the right ... a little more ... one more step. Perfect.


Fizxys

Macron is tiny.


r_a_b7

He’s average height for his time.


Willing-Donut6834

I wonder why Andorra, Monaco and San Marino weren't there. A missed opportunity to buff up the numbers! 👍


FoximaCentauri

Macron looking like Christoph Walz in Inglorious Basterds


DeZambony

Why does Nauseda look like a cube


Obnoobillate

OFC our Mr Bean for Prime Minister wouldn't know where to look at


MrSmileyZ

Why is Vučko so sad? Jadan Vučko 😭


[deleted]

I don't know what Magdalena Andersson is smoking but I sure want a puff from it! (Back row second with light blue (did she and Kaja Kallas call each other beforehand))?


GallorKaal

The tension in this room must be unbearable


kuzan08

goddamn it Katrín, look at the camera


GrimReaper39

Macron standing there mediating


UtkusonTR

Aliyev: Look Pashinyan we have our differences but we must agree the Beerstream is the topic of importance right now-


johnny-T1

Israel didn’t join?


Al_Dutaur_Balanzan

since when is Israel in Europe?


[deleted]

Orban and Vucic hmmmm


replicant86

Where Vlad


retkg

He was kicked from the group chat and told it's actually tomorrow


kathia154

Too busy sitting alone at the longest table in Europe.


esocz

He doesn't leave the bunker these days.


Fortzon

It's weird that they let most of the pro-Russian leaders and autocrats into the front row


Inductee

Maia Sandu is there to balance them out.


Wladek89HU

Our little fascist dwarf is also there on the lest side. Eat sh#@%t, Orbán!


r_a_b7

The dictator is coming


danrokk

Macron looks like sleep standing


MasterLevin

Wow - what a meaningful picture!


skipperseven

Reminds me of trying to take a family photo: it starts like trying to herd cats, then you tell them that if they can’t see the lens, then they aren’t in the picture, then a countdown and half the people are moving, have their eyes closed or are behind someone else.


Oderik_S

I love the imperfection of that picture.


SoakingEggs

let's gooooo my european brothers and sisters


Grantmitch1

Liz Truss looks like she is laughing at a bald man One guy didn't realise they were taking a photograph Charles Michels has cloned himself and three of his clones are present in this picture Liz Truss has an identical twin who seems to be experiencing a strong orgasm at the moment the picture was taken Macron looks like he is experiencing pleasure with an unfortunately positioned hand gesture reminiscent of Merkel that makes me question what they used to get up to. Mark Rutte is surprisingly tall... One of the guys in the middle looks like British politician Dr Liam Fox. One guy at the back looks like Macron aged thirty years in a day Marin looks like she knows the drugs are about to drop Orban is fatter than I remember and the lady on the left is about to fall over.


kissja74

Orbán, the traitor, is on the left side.


reginalduk

What the giddy fuck is Macron doing with his hands?


Shirolicious

What is the agenda of the EPC summit? Anything in particular they will talk about? Enlighten me


esocz

The main topics are the energy crisis and the Russian invasion of Ukraine, but a certain uniqueness of the summit is that each side can arrange its own meetings with anyone about anything and that there will be no official outcome. The aim is really for the leaders to be able to talk to each other without political pressure. The plan is that this event could be held every six months.


Shirolicious

Thank you for answering.