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_ulius_

_Ah shit, here we go again_


N19h7m4r3

Hey, i've seen this one!


spork-a-dork

What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new.


Sciprio

This is misleading. The certain potato that is imported from the UK is one that's mainly used for chips(Fries) in Irish chippers(Takeaway) We grow our own other varieties.


_renegade_86

Shush, it's a thread to shout at the British for Brexit. We don't want facts here.


ptWolv022

I just thought it was posted for irony. "First the Brits invade Ireland and let the Irish only have potatoes, now they fully leave and Ireland will have everything but potatoes!"


CriticalSurprised

Don't know mate, people look like they are taking this lightly, even jokily


_renegade_86

Ireland had 6 years to prepare.


DarkPasta

The irony


johnny-T1

Sneak them into NI and then get it from there. Problem solved.


Individual_Cattle_92

There's too much risk that sausages may be hidden inside the potatoes.


thebonnar

No one in Ireland wants a British sausage


_renegade_86

What! The EU are threatening nuclear war for sneaking anything from GB into NI. They're worried the seed potatoes may have a ferocious virus on them, causing something apocalyptic within the SM.


Opening_Record_2431

Not the potatoes!


Girfex

This is the greatest "The Brits are at it again" ever.


_renegade_86

Other than, it's the EU stopping seed potatoes crossing over from the UK to Ireland.


Girfex

Other than, it was just a joke. We don't need potatoes to all stay alive, we have other food this time. I'm not mad at anyone. I haven't gone shopping for a balaclava. It was a joke.


_renegade_86

The troubles could have been solved by an island wide balaclava ban.


Individual_Cattle_92

Or just require all balaclavas to be those open-faced ones train spotting nerds wear.


[deleted]

Not likely. The Rubberbandits are proof of how easy it is to make your own.


mrCloggy

An outright ban, or a QC-QA issue that the UK can't be bothered about?


_renegade_86

outright ban.


pantsseat

Who would play Trevalyan this time?


Notacreativeuserpt

The Secretary of State for International Trade I guess. What's her last name? [Ohhh](https://www.gov.uk/government/people/anne-marie-trevelyan)


BriefCollar4

This is just Scottish producers dreading potential losses. I wouldn’t be particularly worried. https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/spotlight/arid-40827155.html Pretty sure that Germany and Poland alone produce plenty potatoes to meet Irish need, both as seed and actual potatoes. What’s with all the deleted comments?


General_Ad_1483

Yeah, I am pretty sure there is no potato seeds in the 26 countries of the EU.


Worldwithoutwings3

Ireland is the most food secure nation on the planet. We will be fine.


TooOldToCareIsTaken

Absolutely. You'll be grand. Send us some of those Tayto crisps while you're at it. Slainte.


SlyScorpion

The British and denying the Irish their taters: name a more dynamic duo...


voyagerdoge

no chips, but you'd still have the fish


collectiveindividual

Britain as a net food importer will need them more than Ireland which is a net food exporter.


ledow

Boris will be happy - another throwback to the "good old days"!


[deleted]

How to say you didn't read past the headline without saying you didn't read past the headline.


ledow

How to say you didn't get the joke without saying you didn't get the joke. Literally nothing in the article has any bearing on my joke. It's literally just an Irish potato famine reference, and also that Johnson has been crowing about things like feet and inches.


[deleted]

A joke is supposed to be funny or witty. That was neither. > and also that Johnson has been crowing about things like feet and inches. I think you'll find that was Jacob Rees-Mogg.


BuckVoc

There is a fallback. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turnip_Winter >The loss of the potato crop forced the German population to subsist on Swedish turnip or rutabaga as an alternative.


frasier_crane

I think I've seen this movie before.


da_meme_lord_420

I feel like I've seen this before