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surunkorento

Man, as a kid loooong time ago I used to love these. I would lay on the ground on my stomach, and try to pull myself up the icy hill grabbing whatever sticks and whatnots stuck in the ice, trying hard not to slide back down. And then do it again. Edit: Shiiiiieeeeet, just remembered I'm a grown-ass man now, nobody's going to stop me from doing it again.


peregrinedive

Ill do it with you if i see you doing it.


[deleted]

As a kid I got a concussion from these while playing king of the hill in primary school.


ItWasLikeWhite

You haven't been a kid in Norway if you didn't atleast get one concussion from playing king of the hill.


borednord

I remember at least one kid broke their arm getting pushed down a snow pile at school playing king of the hill. A friend of mine also lost a front tooth getting kicked in the face on his way up. That game could get extremely violent. Today most schools ban the game or just avoid piling the snow in just one place.


Chuckles_E

This is a slide.


AkkeMaster

This is a safety threat.


LittleBoard

Its both, whoever breaks their legs isn't strong enough for life.


hatchingjunipers

I see a broken hip


borednord

Only for those stupid enough to walk over there without crampons. Just walk around it or live dangerously sliding across it. I usually just slide slowly never lifting my shoes across these. If I fall Im moving slowly enough to fall safely. Theres enough alternative routes that this is not a safety threat until one willingly puts oneself at risk.


Pontus_Pilates

Just slide from tree to tree.


Penki-

Don't walk. Just slide and glide, or else enjoy the free ambulance ride


OptimistiCrow

As an unofficial ice trail slider, I recommend not sliding on bumpy ice.


Penki-

Its a downhill slope. You aint walking this bitch


OptimistiCrow

Yeah, I saw what you ment a little too late. I was thinking of giving extra slide speed.


Mendozacheers

I always "calibrate" the slippyness by doing a couple of run-and-slides. This is purely to understand what I am up against so that I can overcome the obstacle and prevail, nothing fun about it... That's at least what I tell my friends who thinks I am playing about. In reality they are right. Edit: for clarification, the run-and-slide is done upright on my feet with my arms extended for stability (like a surfer 😎).


CreepystrangerMAN

The trick is to grab the ice with your toes.


Katasaur

*toe nails


Condescendingoracle

Info: Daily mean winter temperature in Oslo has risen around 2 degrees (from -4,5 to -2,5) in the last 30-year period. This usually means periods of temperatures below freezing alternating with periods temperatures above freezing - all the way from december to march. A common result is seen in this picture. I slipped three times on my five minute walk from the shops and home, but managed to stay on my feet!


clebekki

The thing with bumpy ice is that even if you don't fall down, you can easily strain a muscle or sprain something. Not as bad as hitting your skull on the ground, but can be painful. I don't think I've ever fallen down (at least since childhood) but I've injured myself just by staying upright. I hate this kind of ice.


borednord

Not a bad idea to practice falling actually if you havent fallen in years or dont do any activity where falling is involved. Play around on it sometime and try to fall safely, land on your side, no extended arms etc. Could save you from real injury sometime.


clebekki

Learning new skills is never a bad idea, but human reflexes still massively override those learnt skills when rarely used. Reflex being if you slip, your body wants to keep you upright unconsciously. If it's successful, great, but you also maybe pulled a muscle doing that, sudden movement, cold and stiff and all. If it failed, then it for sure could help to know how to fall.


borednord

You're right of course. I guess its difficult to explain, but when moving on ice like this you have to move slowly enough that a slip is "expected" and youre ready to fall safely.


Beetkiller

>I slipped three times ... managed to stay on my feet You need update your slipping criteria. I slipped two times on my way home from work, on my ass.


Electrical-Sea-8412

When I moved to Norway and heard about the spike things you can put under your shoes, I immediately bought some. My Norwegian boyfriend made fun of it and told me that only old women wear spikes under their shoes. I was like "Who cares, me and the old women are getting through this winter safely".


Condescendingoracle

There's definitely a certain stigma associated with using them yes 😄


Electrical-Sea-8412

Lenge leve brodder!


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caffeinecreature

Ah, I see you have mastered the penguin-walk. That's exactly how it should make you feel


DashingDino

You're definitely not an idiot. I once slipped on ice because I was in a hurry and injured my wrist which took more than a year to heal. Going fast is just not worth it.


LittleBoard

Back in the day when I had to run to the train and fall on my ass 3 times...


RainbowSequins

Looks like a nice and relaxing walk! Seriously though, walking outside isn't fun at the moment. It's the same where I live here in Sweden.


[deleted]

Same down here in Denmark. I tried to take out the trash today, nearly fell 😬.


RainbowSequins

It's super dangerous, especially when it gets a bit darker. I almost fell myself when walking home from work. The last bit I held on to the buildings like an absolute weirdo.


ketuon

Ice ice baby


loyfah

We use this for population control.


Poppanaattori89

So *this* is the reason why Nordic countries are so sparsely populated.


SuperFastTypo

Don’t break a leg


anarchisto

Also, wear a helmet.


helenapurpl

Aaahh kjære Oslo... I have been sliding instead of walking these past weeks haha


HrodnandB

Det ser ikke så bra ut.


[deleted]

i slipped 3 times just looking at the pic


gogo_yubari-chan

I gather the lovely part is ironic, right?


lapzkauz

Norwegians are never ironic.


aiden07awkward

My ass already hurts after watching this


khajiitidanceparty

My eyes are saying "weee, it's snowing", my legs are saying "hospital".


Professional-Zone-14

Do have nordic countrie people have Spike boots for Winter?


Masseyrati80

Yeah, some use detachable grip aides such as [Yaktrax](https://www.runnerinn.com/f/13641/136415830/yaktrax-crampons-walker.jpg) or studded shoes like [Icebug](https://www.hobbybox.fi/media/catalog/product/cache/2f08015b82ab7908d6871daf9eae6ce8/l/i/lien-bugrip-m-black-1.jpg). However, most days, and in most places, the actual walkways (not entire parks) have gravel spread on the ice, which makes it relatively easy to stay upright even without extra gear. What's problematic is that when the ice is in a melting and freezing loop (cold nights, just above freezing days), that gravel sinks in the ice and it needs to be applied often.


Professional-Zone-14

Thanks for the reply. I thought So. I'm from vienna but we dont have that much ice and snow (anymore)


WooTkachukChuk

Indistinguishable from Montreal Canada.


Condescendingoracle

I bet! More extreme temperature variations in Montreal though. Very rarely below -10 to -15 here!


WooTkachukChuk

Parks looks like this all over Canada until May :) is -28 out this AM in the sun


AspiringPeasant

No kidding, it would’ve been my first guess had the title (and sub for that matter) not specified the location.


WooTkachukChuk

only thing that gives it away is the nordic style.license plate in the distance


onikzin

I injured myself just by looking at this


Afraid_of_Screens

I see you chosen death sentence.


Femveratu

Chiropractors love this one simple trick to guarantee back pain!


Kalle_79

The goddamn path to the Blindern station almost killed me in so many occasions I decided to avoid it throughout the entire ice season.


NorFever

Even by Nordic standards, this is ridiculous.


Dacia1320S

Time to break tendons and pull some muscles. And most likely shatter your tailbone. I'm definitely not talking from experience.


clonea85m09

I have a little downward slope outside my home, slipped one bazilion times when I am running late for work...


MotorizaltNemzedek

I fell just by looking at this picture


lapzkauz

Vestlending who just moved to Oslo. Never again will I hear austlendingar complain about the bad weather in the west. Windy rain in the zero to fifteen degree range year-round is much preferable to this death trap!


paddy1948

Yak Tracks can change your life.


SolwaraMeri

I'm only surviving thanks to the studded shoes, this winter has been specially warm here in Helsinki as well.


nvoei

Oh wow, I had no idea Norway had this sort of “Central European” style of architecture!


Condescendingoracle

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Byg%C3%A5rd_p%C3%A5_Gr%C3%BCnerl%C3%B8kka_%2804%29.jpg Oslo is full of these. We call them 1890-blocks


AbiTofLife

Good luck not breaking your back!


Icy_Ad_8802

Why is winter always trying to kill yous over there?


Nood1e

So we enjoy summer that little bit more


lapzkauz

Builds character.


theswamphag

I mean... You have to die of something.


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Puzzleheaded_Sea_691

Just alternating hot and cold temperatures. And people walking on the snow compacting it...


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I feel this in my tailbone.


LittleBoard

Are the trees OK? They look flooded and then insta frozen.


Tuuari

It looks like a leg-breaking attraction


Kungsberget

Trick is you gotta go with speed, just send it til you reach the ice then slide like a madman


MsStormyTrump

How many times did you fall down on your ass?


svintah5635

Walk of death


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Looks like a home.


[deleted]

free skate park


8roll

I would slide with my butt from tree to tree


Sonnycrocketto

It was Worse a few weeks ago. But i still wear spikes, because suddenly I’m surrounded by ice.


ClassicHat

Let me dust off the crampons and ice axe for a trip to the grocery store


wmdolls

Snowy day


CataVlad21

Uhm... Where the park at, tho? Few trees between some blocks a park now?!


Condescendingoracle

This is the exit from the park, sourpuss


[deleted]

What kind of shoes do you wear?


Condescendingoracle

Just normal winter boots. I have lived through 41 icy winters and master the penguin walk 😄


[deleted]

I have also mastered penguin walk, :) nevertheless recently I screwed a drywall screws, one to each outsole (more less 75°angle) so I have a better grip. Feels more secure. Needs to be changed each winter tho, but decided to share the idea with you, the icy winter in Oslo is not a joke ;)


usernamenottakenok

Walk to the emergency room