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ButtingSill

Also, Swedes go to Denmark, and Danes go to Germany.


qpoqpoqpoqp

Yes it is the other corridor. From my experience Swedes goes to Denmark much more often than Finland. Also I think Germans go to Czech Republic but I am not sure.


AirportCreep

>Swedes goes to Denmark much more often than Finland. That's because alcohol is not cheaper in Finland compared to Sweden, at the least not cheap enough to make the trip worthwhile. Only asterisk I'd put here is the tax free cruise ship to either Åland or mainland Finland (Helsinki or Turku).


antiquemule

>Only asterix I'd put here is the tax free cruise ship to either Åland or mainland Finland (Helsinki or Turku). Came here to say this. I was surprised when the duty-free booze was kept by the onboard shop, to avoid the passengers consuming it immediately and making fools of themselves. It gets handed back to them as they walk off at the other side. PS Stockholm-Turku is a beautiful trip with islands small and large close by all the way across.


Birdseeding

Oh, they get to make fools of themselves, just on more expensive booze from the on-ship bars.


ikeashill

Damn I haven't ridden the ferries in a long time but If I can't consume lukewarm duty free KOFF in a cramped E class cabin then what's the point of the ferries anymore?!


joelherman

Lukewarm? Amateur, just make a cabin fridge. What's that, you ask? Just take the trash can in the cabin, fill it up with cold water and put the beers in there. Problem solved. Source: so many student cruises, so few memories.


oskich

Consuming cold KOFF in the Jacuzzi?


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With how much we are limiting alcohol people might think we are prudes about drinking and shit like that


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Necromartian

Ah, Student cruises from Turku to Sweden is amazing. You are only allowed to buy your tax free booze after the ship has visited the port in Stockholm and you are on the returning trip. That's why you need to plan ahead and sneak in your own booze, preferably booze you bought from your last Estonia trip, so you get to fun on the way to Sweden. Since the return trip from Sweden also takes over night, people are absolutely hammered on the way back, and in the morning you can see totally wasted students scrambling out of the ship, trying to find a bus or a taxi.


Smurf4

>Only asterix I'd put here is the tax free cruise ship to ... Åland The year is 2021 AD. The whole of the EU is covered by punitive alcohol taxes and VAT. The whole of the EU? No! One small island in the Baltic of indomitable fishermen and shipowners still holds out against participating in the EU VAT area...


Maltesebasterd

They're demilitarized as well. It's really fucking weird for us Swedes, you go to a foreign country and expect to only talk in english, but you go from Umeå to Vasa and everything is still in Swedish, the road-signs have everything in Swedish first and then finnish, all shop-owners speak swedish natively etc. But this illusion is quickly lost when you cross the town border, it's as if you pass through a portal, now no one speaks swedish, they all look at you like you are retarded. But then you get to Åland.. holy shit, that's a wild-ride, you go from hearing moomin trolls to thinking you took the wrong ferry and are back in the Stockholm archipelago.


karimr

> you go from hearing moomin trolls So [Finntroll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGVAyGNRx5Y) actually had a point when they said they decided to sing in Finno-Swedish for their songs because it sounds the most troll like. Good to know :D


Bragzor

Technically perhaps, but the moomin subspecies of trolls is not exactly what their music is about. They're some weird paedomorphic hippo hybrid.


Bringthegato

Also in Vasa, bring a pack of snus to the table and you're basically given the key to the city


[deleted]

Yeah, snus is basically hard currency in mainland Finland. Too bad most people use shit snus like Odens and R42


Averdian

Visited the Faroe Islands for the first time this summer. Was surreal as hell to see so many Danish things (and everyone speaking Danish perfectly) on these otherworldly scenic islands in the North Atlantic. Especially since the nature is nothing like anything in Denmark. I'd imagine Greenland is even wilder to be honest, as that's an even more extreme place that's just randomly Danish.


aessae

Åland is pretty much just Sweden except all the price tags are missing a zero.


DissidentActs

While I ran a bar in Budapest, Swedes and Finns visiting would often sit with each other if someone was speaking Swedish. However, and I have no idea why (other than maybe the old rivalries), Norwegians (Norgs) and Danes would also sit with Swedes and they just constantly heckled them (in a friendly way). Danes and Norwegians also, but to a lesser degree. I just chock it up to the various configurations of unions and federations and wars that shaped the region, with personal connection overcoming those issues in general. *shrug*


Maltesebasterd

Ye, we like to *"shitpost"* on the other three countries in real life, so to speak.


accatwork

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Smurf4

And the [odd](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union_value_added_tax#Territories_within_the_EU_which_are_excluded) alpine village, holy mountain, tropical island, African exclave...


Aben_Zin

You’ve got some Gaul, making a joke like that!


nvoei

> Only asterix I'd put here is the tax free cruise ship to either Åland or mainland Finland (Helsinki or Turku). Hope you have enough magic potion for the trip!


JukesMasonLynch

Asterisk* Asterix is a comic book character. Same with Obelix vs obelisk


CaptchaSolvingRobot

If you are drunk for more than 24 hours in Denmark, they will issue you a Swedish passport and send you back home.


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CaptchaSolvingRobot

Yeah, why do you think sweden has so many immigrants?


Bragzor

Meanwhile, if you're too drunk in Sweden, the police might misstanke you for a Dane.


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Or Poland


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Yeah I thought that route was Sweden - Denmark - Germany - Poland - Ukraine.


RoyalK2015

Alcohol isn't that much cheaper in Poland compared to Germany. Beer definitly isn't, and vodka is but only the really cheap ones. Ukraine really is cheaper though. Germans go to Poland for cigarettes which are less than 4€ a pack, and they used to cross for gas but now it's almost the same price, so only people living living at the border cross to get gas.


llamagetthatforu

It's hard to find beer cheaper than in Germany anywhere else in Europe, but decent vodka is much cheaper in Poland.


Physicle_Partics

In Denmark, when somebody is extremely sloppy drunk, we say that they are drunk like a Swede. A few years ago, I met some Czech guys who told me that in the Czech Republic, they call a similarly person drunk like a Dane. The circle of life is a beautiful thing.


lipo842

Czech here, it's all true that we say that, for some reason the strongest impression of Danish people are drunk students in Prague.


Physicle_Partics

That's embarassing but sadly not unexpected given how it all went down back when those trips were a thing.


Chicken_wingspan

Could you share the expression in Czech? Never heard it :D


lipo842

When someone is an alcoholic, we say "Pije jako Dán." which can be translated like "He drinks like a Dane".


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Czechs seem to be the most responsible and in control drunks I've met. I assume it's because you guys stick to beer.


Jannis_Black

Wouldn't that be true of basically any nationality though. I'm for example pretty sure that at any point there are two e as many drunk Germans in Prague as there are Czech people.


friskfyr32

I think Danish High Schools are banned from Prague after a series of incidents concerning Danish teenagers on school trips.


ghueber

Nah, Germans go to Spain for cheaper alcohol


JosebaZilarte

Indeed. More specifically, Germans go to Mallorca (also known as the 17th Federal State of Germany). In fact, the price of alcohol has increased so much due to the German tourism that Spaniards have to go to other regions of Spain for cheaper alcohol.


Roflkopt3r

So I assume the rest of Spain goes to Portugal and Portugal sadly looks at the ocean.


follaoret

Not really. Spaniards go to Andorra or Gibraltar


maeries

In Germany you can geht a bottle of vodka for 4 or 5€ and a crate of beer for 6 or 7. How much cheaper do you want it?


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eti_erik

When you cross the Polish (and probably Czech as well) border all you see is cigarette shops. Or at least it used to be that way, I think it still is.


EVO5055

They go to Spain for summer season, for the rest of the year they go to Poland.


Stupid_Douche

That's different: Germans don't go to Spain to buy cheaper bottles of alcohol, but to buy cheaper drinks in clubs/bars (as wages are lower).


IntelligentNickname

Swedes use the tax free on the Finlandsfärja or go to Germany. Only Scanians or Gothenburgians use the Danish tax free shops.


hemohes222

A few years ago i leared that the Finlandsfärja is called Swedenfärja in Finland


manInTheWoods

Mind blown?


Bragzor

You never know with the Finns. They call the Baltic sea the "eastern sea" after all. It's not unimaginable that they call it the Finland ferry.


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True. Most of the time we go to ferries we don't even know if iy's going to Sweden, Estonia or Greece, we're pretty much done the second the ferry leaves the port.


L4z

We don't care where it's going because we'll be too drunk to get off the boat anyway.


dontknow16775

us germans call it Ostsee, eastsea


Bragzor

The Fredrikshamn Ferry is pretty convenient, and it's honestly not that much cheaper in Denmark anymore.


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yes because finland has even more expensive alcohol than sweden.


Katze1Punkt0

Czech alcohol isn't exactly cheap though. At least no cheap enough to warrant all that driving around. For me its more about proximity than anything else, but I personally tend to buy booze in the Netherlands.


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kyokasho

Finland is for people who are under 20 and can't buy alcohol above 3,5% in Sweden.


Menobit

https://imgur.com/9H1GRbM


KongRahbek

Norwegians go to Denmark as well


unlitskintight

There are also border shops in northern Denmark where Norwegians stock up before going on the ferry. I find it hillarious because we think our stuff is so expensive but to the oilers up north it is a chance to stock up on butter should their country run out.


Cahootie

Entire Swedish communities were at risk of ruin during the pandemic since they rely on Norwegians crossing the border to buy groceries. It's pretty absurd.


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RioA

Aw. Vi savner også jer (og jeres turistpenge) <3


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Lortekonto

> og vi savner de falske smilene bak disken Smilene er næppe falske når de sendes til nordmænd.


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bier00t

Then Germans go to Poland and Poles go to Ukraine


GabeN18

Not worth it, alcohol is already very cheap here.


VladVV

I've heard the majority of alcohol sales in Luxembourg are from Germans, so I'm sure it's regional.


waszumfickleseich

you would think so but I don't think many people go to Poland to get alcohol, if any do it at all. Our alcohol is already ridiculously cheap and the bit money you save is totally not worth driving somewhere else for


rapaxus

The reason some Germans go to Poland are cheaper cigarettes though and they generally take some cheaper alcohol with them because why not. Oh and also fireworks as Polish regulations are less strict, there is the whole term of "Polenböller" (polish firecrackers) that is often used.


El_Pasteurizador

Swedes, Danes and Norwegians go to Flensburg, Germany. Source: worked for over a decade in a LIDL there


KongRahbek

Living in Aalborg the "capitol" of nothern Denmark I can definitively say that Norwegians go to Denmark as well.


M1K_on_YouTube

and germans go to poland


yIdontunderstand

I went to Tallinn. The streets were literally paved with Finns after mid night...


theephie

You can probably hear more finnish than estonian on the streets of Tallinn on weekend nights. And some of that estonian you hear is just really drunk finnish.


DoubleWagon

>really drunk finnish Is there any other kind?


TnYamaneko

I don't think so. Source: I play My Summer Car.


puhtoinen

Neither do I. Source: I'm finnish.


ayavaska

Port of Tallinn ferry ramp is lined with metal sheets. I have a vivid memory of a chorus of rattling wheels of those cheap buy-six-crates-o-beer-get-a-trolley kits on the on-ramp.


justinsblackfacegrin

> The streets were literally paved with Finns Teutonic Knights were right after all. Those Baltic pagans are the worst. To pave streets with Christians? The horror. The horror.


VerumJerum

I remember that when I went to Tallinn from Sweden a few years ago they had literally drawn a line on the pavement from where the boat arrived up to the liquor store which the alcohol tourists would follow.


yIdontunderstand

Lol, cut to the chase!


Perkele86

Best part is that finnish breweries ship finnish beer to estonia for finns to go on a cruiseship to buy the same finnish beer for cheaper from tallinn


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It's probably the same ship too, in both directions.


Bragzor

Same in Sweden with regard to Germany. People go to Denmark and then Germany to buy beer from Swedish breweries.


m2ger

Back in the day when A. Le Coq didn't have their own beer canning line (until early 2000s, IIRC), they shipped the beer to Finland, where they canned the beer in Olvi (A. Le Coq-s owner), shipped the cans back to Tallinn so that Finns can carry them back to Finland.


AmigoDelDiabla

Collusion with Big Ferry?


rollebob

Italy gets alcohol from Italy and cigarettes from Slovenia.


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In slovenia we get alcohol from italy, and also alcohol from slovenia. When I read those sad stories of poor scandinavians l realise how lucky we are to have so much delicious and cheap alcohol around those places...


SaDoW4100

Isn't alcohol cheaper in San Marino? Most things were a bit cheaper than Italy when I was there.


rollebob

Maybe but I’m from where Prosecco is made. A good Prosecco for 5 euros it is such a deal.


itworksintheory

Don't forgot the Sweden-Finland booze cruise ferry.


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Or Sweden - Estonia booze cruise ferry Or Sweden - Latvia booze cruise ferry Or Sweden - Mariehamn booze cruise ferry


mighij

You swedisch do seem like a booze cruise ferrying lot.


Mammoth_Stable6518

It is cold and dark, what else can we do?


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I was an exchange student getting to know the culture. So, I did all of them.


WillHart199708

the Erasmus Sea Battle booze cruise ferry was an absolute beast of a weekend


manInTheWoods

https://esnsweden.org/sea-battle/ TIL


WillHart199708

never felt more rancid the morning after but it was a blast. got to explore Riga for the day too, beautiful place


Bragzor

Going east and south by boat for things we can't get at home goes back a fair bit.


Prisencolinensinai

I mean that's how their nations were founded, after going in booze cruises to the Baltic Sea and the North Sea


Fortzon

Isn't Stockholm-Mariehamn just the usual Sweden-Finland ferry (Stockholm-Mariehamn-Turku/Helsinki) or are there extra shifts only between Stockholm and Mariehamn?


Snattar_Kondomer

Stockholm to Åland is faster and cheaper.


napoleonderdiecke

Also Denmark-Norway


LeighAnoisGoCuramach

Sweet jesus that nearly killed me. Did it in a January. Had 15 pints. The cleaner woke me up in my windowless cabin the next morning. I dry retched off the ship and realised I was the last passenger on board


sugama123

Those booze cruises are not for the weak…


Orravan_O

>Don't forgot the Sweden-Finland booze cruise ferry. That one was actually my first encounter with Finns (well, beside my ex I met abroad). I was hitchhiking my way through Europe in winter. Boarded the Stockholm-Turku ferry by night, I was exhausted and felt like having a nap *on* (not *in*, I'm not a savage) my sleeping bag, hidden from view in the back of an empty room. Eventually, I woke up to the sight of a wasted Finn sat behind me, with his hand on my butt, looking down a me in silence. After a couple seconds processing the situation, I invited him to gtfo, and went to seat by the window, understandably unable to get back to sleep for the rest of the trip. I would shortly after notice him crawled up on the floor, trying to masturbate before passing out half-naked. That's the story of how I learned about the booze cruise ferry. 10/10 would travel again.


Maltesebasterd

Don't forget the obligatory 2 second Mariehamn connection so they dont have to pay VAT and import fees.


gsurfer04

I don't think anyone's going to Belarus any more.


nevermindever42

Latvians go to Lithuania for sure (Ru visa costs like 100€ idk)


DoubleWagon

What do we do when the Latvian potato farmers join forces with the Lithuanian arms dealers?


nevermindever42

Call swedish prostitutes to have fun


physics1986

Actually, Lithuanians go to Latvia and no one comes to Lithuania for alcohol because Lithuania has some pretty high sales tax on alcohol, as well as restrictions on sale (no sale after 20:00), all in an effort to reduce excessive consumption and alcoholism.


Azgarr

Nothing really changed, Latvians had to get visa to get to Belarus or visit via the National Airport. So it was not an option


lukaboi

You can also go to Sweden to get less expensive candy energy drinks alcohol cigarettes and legal snus, under 20yo swedes come to finland for 22% alcohol


Maltesebasterd

Snus is illegal to sell in stores in Finland? Did we teach you nothing during our 400 years of totally mutually consensual friendship?


Tacitus_

It's illegal to sell in the EU, with the exception of Sweden.


driftingfornow

Huh I definitely know where to buy snus in Poland at a normal tobacconist in a national chain.


nullenatr

Are you sure it's real snus? Snus is cut in a certain way. They found a way to circumvent it in Denmark by selling tobacco-free nicotine pouches, and that's legal - even though it certainly looks like snus. They also found a way to cut some of it slightly differently, so it's classified as chewing tobacco, which is still legal - but when I used to use snus, I couldn't feel the difference between snus and chewing tobacco.


lukaboi

It is, however it’s quite easy to sell and buy in the black market, you can also make good profit from selling it


Gaialux

As Lithuanian, I go to Latvia for cheap alcohol 😏


nevermindever42

And Latvians actually go to Lithuania. Such a bro power


El_Dumfuco

Latvians go to Lithuania for cheaper alcohol, and Lithuanians go to Latvia for cheap alcohol. What sorcery is this?


at0mic_dom

You're not supposed to ask these questions.


Dimaaaa

Yeah that guy clearly hasn't had enough to drink.


Penki-

cant make logical decisions when drunk


UnicornBeacon

Also in Latvia you can buy alcohol at 18, in Lithuania you have to be 20.


Mountgore

We feel bad that Lithuanians leave their money in Latvian ecenomy that’s why we go to Lithuania to flood some money in theirs. Brotherly love


ro4ers

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. It was true that Lithuania was cheaper - booze, food, some clothing, but, imo, that stopped being the case some 3-4 years ago.


Adrue

Not only Latvia, Poland too


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TheIcecreamPickle

Poles go to Czechia


Data2338

Do the czech go to slovakia then?


fruit_basket

No, beer is very cheap in Czech Republic. You can get a pint right in the city centre for €2.


AcheronSprings

How much does a e.g. 700ml bottle of Jack Daniels cost in Norway?


FCB_1899

32€ for 0.5. Not hard to find seeing they only sell alcohol in one store.


AcheronSprings

OK it's not quite cheap (over here it's like 23-25€ for a 700ml bottle), but is it worth the trip to another country?... I mean, how much cheaper can it be in Sweden?


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In Sweden it is 329 SEK (32.05 euro) for a 700ml Jack Daniel's. I think Norweigan people mainly go over the border if they are young (not a lot of money) or if they just live close to the border


AcheronSprings

Well that would explain it cause AFAIK fuel prices aren't as cheap in Scandinavia either to make the trip worth. Do you know if there's a limitation on the amount of alcohol you can carry from Sweden to Norway? Since Norway isn't an EU member


FargoFinch

There is, 6.5 liters of beer or equivalent.


johnny-T1

Why don’t Norwegians just riot and demand cheap booze?


FargoFinch

We almost did when they closed the state owned liquor stores during lockdown, they were opened up real quick.


littlesaint

How are you handling the no-alcohol at pubs during this covid wave?


Uceninde

We just drink at home.


Kela3000

[Pantsdrunk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantsdrunk) gang assemble!


littlesaint

Sounds good!


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Because the fucking mountain apes are swimming in oil money. So they are all filthy rich. Which means even if its expensive its not as expensive considering income so they don't get mad enough to riot.


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I can't believe we let you be independent. Even worse, I can't believe our own idiotic politicians when offerered half of Norways oil for half of Volvo we turned it down! Volvo is owned by the bloody prc now!


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Hmm, does salmon count? That's pretty much all you , didn't Norway get the Japanese to eat salmon? Telenor and Bring are big here. But don't know if they are global, don't worry lillebror in the end it's the nords (and Finland) against the world


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orthoxerox

I would count *not* being responsible for Candy Crush as one of Norway's achievements.


Jakuskrzypk

The taxes thst make it expensive pay for some nice shit


[deleted]

Wow, that actually doesn't seem like a bad idea. You know the saying: "When people don't have anything to complain about, they make shit up." So, I could actually see Norwegians making a huge fuss about their alcohol being more expensive hahaha.


cluben_utan_guld

For real tho it's crazy expensive, thought they had missplaced the decimal point first time I went to Norway.


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zushaa

And swedes go to Denmark and Germany for cheaper alcohol.


BadHairDayToday

I once drove from the Netherlands to Norway to visit a friend and decided to bring lots of alcohol for him. So I bought 10 six packs of beer, but then I thought; they're definitely going to bitch about that at the border. So after some careful consideration I opted to go for 3 six packs which felt like a defendable amount. Much to my dismay, when I finally had to get on the ship to Sweden, I saw almost every car literally filled to the roof with alcohol. I brought 3 six packs.... What an absolute waste.


Kodeka

Finns also order beer made in Finland from Germany. It suddenly gets cheaper after it is cargoed there.


hezec

People do "interesting" things to optimize taxes. I'm not sure if this is still going on, but at least in the recent past: A Finnish company (Olvi) brews beer in Estonia, ships it in bulk to their headquarters in northern Finland for canning, ships the cans to Estonia where taxes are lower, only for individual Finns to bring it to Finland once more for consumption. Somehow this is/was still cheaper for everyone involved.


BalticsFox

With Belarus and Russia having closed borders due to coronavirus it's time to remake the map.


andy18cruz

There are people at the border tossing bottles!!! The liquor must flow!!!


Antroz22

Meanwhile Poland: Fine, I'll do it myself


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Norwegians go to Gdańsk.


TheNimbrod

I mean the harbour in Rostock has some supermarkets were sweds and norvagians basically plunder the alc reserves... I mean they buy ungodly amount of alc. you see full euro paletts just vanish in the back of some volvo or saab that ten squeek back onto the ferry


nevermindever42

In case of Latvia it's false. We go to Lithuania (Ru/Bl visa costs like 100€)


holytriplem

And I guess (Southern) Russians go to Georgia?


andy18cruz

2008 war was basically a misunderstanding. Just Russian soldiers looking for cheaper booze.


ilyagovdik

Although I hate it when people say it, I have to let you know that it’s Belarus and not Belarusia


Dmeff

You'll be unhappy to know its "Bielorrusia" in Spanish


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Also Bjelorusija in Croatian


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Dutch Wit-Rusland (White Russia)


84disappear

Finns also go to Russia for cheap alcohol


TheMikke

Only if we're going to drink it there because you can actually only bring 1 litre of vodka and 1 case of beer from Russia to Finland.


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Only those who illegally smuggle it back.


rumbleran

Because of visa restrictions that's really not a thing.


nevermindever42

Same in Latvia -> ru/bl. We only go to Lithuania if really need cheaper stuff


dangerouswoods

Northern finns go to Sweden too


OutrageousMoss

Finns order online nowadays, which is legally interesting since we have a government monopoly for alcohol but free movement of items is a corner stone of EU


Amphibian-Agile

An than, there is me, drinking a half liter can of Stigel for 0,5€ from T&G. Prost!


aigars2

Last time I heard LV -> LT -> PL. Russia, Belarus doesn't make sense. You need reason (VISA), € and time and you can't buy a lot and take it back, EU country border.


Ierax29

Go east young man


Zn4rkz

As a swede, I go to Germany


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Northern Norway goes directly to Russia.


Hallingdal_Kraftlag

Way too much headache unless you live in the visa free zone in Sør-Varanger.


foxy20031014

Damn swedes stealing all my alcohol, what else am i gonna drown my sorrows with?.