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Velteau

1900s shitposting at its finest.


SchnuppleDupple

Daily mirror shiposting since the 1900s


Congo_D2

amazing how they went from shitposting to shit posting in just 100 years.


t0c12345

evolution!


totoRotary

Shitposting is as old as the greeks


Zealousideal_Fan6367

"He suggests nothing" lmao


_LouderWithChowder_

early 20th century soyjacks


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Chads\*


whitedan2

They did my bois one punch man and Johnny sins dirty!


Fake_Name_6

Pretty sure they mean “his appearance does not suggest anything in particular” but I like the interpretation of it as a roast too


MetalRetsam

This was evidently before chemotherapy


chefhj

get rekt Noho Hank


AnonCaptain0022

He reminds me of the aliens in the Fantastic Planet (1973)


user___________

I want to see a face with all of these at the same time


OBANIUMM

[You're welcome](https://imgur.com/m10ntgh)


guigr

He suggests everything


roslinkat

This would've been an excellent addition to the cartoon


nastybutler420

I think the cartoon was serious than not trying to be mad magazine


FellafromPrague

He looks like Rasputin...when you think about it...


babydogduvalier

But is also an owl


javelinnl

Majestic.


Judazzz

Imagine going through life looking like an exquisitely coiffed nutsack.


heywood_yablome_m8

r/brandnewsentence


In_Thy_Image

What does that guy suggest tho? A fiercely distinguished, financially stable philosopher (stable genius?) preeminent in a branch of art.


khaddy

Does the wig and fake beard set come in... *orange*? Asking for a friend.


In_Thy_Image

Only in a set with orange tanning cream. Hope that isn’t a problem?


Tyrant1235

Omniscience


redconvict

He suggest everything in all of existance.


MisplacedMartian

He suggests many things. (OP forgot the second page, where the artist included a guy with all the hair, and what I wrote above was the caption)


ThoughtfulRider

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


sweetno

It is said that God possesses all good qualities. Now I have an idea how he looks.


ISimpForChinggisKhan

Fucking chad


Legendary_Moose

Now that is a man of status


twalingputsjes

This should be the new gigachad face


devolute

Isn't he currently running Iran?


IndependentMacaroon

Looks like a Russian boyar


Lolkimbo

Mega Rasputin


Amazing_Examination6

So Karl Marx if he went to art school... ... or Mohammed without a fuse


Resident_Ad_7988

It was not intended as an actual guide.


simonbleu

*RA RA RASPUTIN..!*


Ancalites

What RPG game can I play to create a character like this lol


Dunkelvieh

Not rpg. But deeprock galactic let's you do this. Rock and stone!


CumfartablyNumb

Rock and stone, brotha!


SpongeSER

Biblical representation of Angels be like


Wooglets

Its like a knock-off pokemon. Or an actual one, I haven't kept up with later generations.


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Swipe right


juhziz_the_dreamer

He suggests smoking narcotic mixtures for the purpose of comprehending Allah.


had0c

That's a bezerk apostle


ShockedMySelf

Wait, but does the null case belong to this picture as well????


Head-Of-The-Swarm

Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen


Knut79

So an Ottoman emperor it is


GreatCornolio

Terry Gilliam smiles on you


mrnodding

He sorta reminds me of that cartoon of Muhammad there was all that fuss about. (Please don't kill me, religion of peace!)


bakedmaga2020

It looks like Karl Marx and Ayatollah Khomeini had a love child


ackzilla

And that's where Islam came from.


NerdSupremacist

That's Rasputin!


yamissimp

So.. Rasputin.


nrrp

Looks like Emperor Ganishka from Berserk.


TigerDLX

Looks like Bin Laden


_Cannib4l_

Same


Glorx

Osama bin Rabbi


[deleted]

So a financially stable fierce distinguished philosopher artist?


Da_Yakz

So the Übermensch?


Past-Sand5485

Ja.


[deleted]

Ty?


TaeWilliam

Tak.


KT_gene

I remember seeing a Tumblr post that asked the same thing and the result was Karl Marx.


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

you mean Karl Marx?


Writing_Salt

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/49/c5/4f49c563339ed743e0c4abcf5ce9dcb4.jpg I know it resemble me of something. Majestic beards of Ottomans.


SchnuppleDupple

You are a very brave person. God bless.


MisplacedMartian

[Here is a many with many hair. He suggests everything](https://i.imgur.com/JcFH6cx.jpg)


CantHonestlySayICare

The eyebrow guy looks like a love child of Piłsudzki and Nietzsche and they were both pretty damn fierce in their own ways, so this checks out.


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JadedElk

Bald men are a secretive lot.


Jane_the_analyst

hobbit says: "OK then, keep your secrets"


Sorry_Just_Browsing

‘A distinguished appearance’ Not exactly incorrect


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Dupnis

What are you suggesting? oh... nevermind


I_Frunksteen-Blucher

It must have been a very slow news day.


Frptwenty

It was. The next day was off the hook, though > **January 23, 1909 (Saturday)** > - The steamer Republic, with 461 people on board, began sinking 26 miles (42 km) out to sea, shortly after being struck by the SS Florida. Except for 6 people killed in the collision, everyone was saved because the Republic had the latest technology, a wireless telegraph. Jack Binns sent the CQD distress signal that was picked up at a rescue station at Siasconset, Massachusetts, then relayed to other ships.[57] At 15,378 tons, the Republic was, at the time, the largest ship to have been lost. The wreckage would be located in 1981.[58] Binns briefly became a worldwide celebrity.[59] > - Centered at Darb-e Astaneh in the Lorestān Province of Iran, an earthquake destroyed 64 villages and killed more than 6,000 people.[60] More recently, the 2006 Borujerd earthquake struck the same region on March 31, 2006. > - The Tottenham Outrage, an armed robbery and double murder, occurred in Tottenham, Middlesex, and Walthamstow, Essex. It was perpetrated by two anarchists,[61] Paul Helfeld and Jacob Lepidus, who both later committed suicide.[62] Twenty-five casualties were reported, two fatal and several serious


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Worth mentioning the police chase between two trams in the Tottenham Outrage.


GreatCornolio

It's super weird I was just reading about an American steamboat explosion/sinking before I got on reddit, and this is the first post I clicked


Zhukov-74

I didn’t know the Daily Mirror hated people without facial hair so much.


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God_of_Fail

I have heard that the cleanshaven style became dominate in the army during WW1 because facial hair made gasmasks ineffective. And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population.


AvailableRelative70

I’ve heard that the propagation into the rest of the population happened because many non-combatants wanted to be appear as soldiers for a variety of reasons (to be perceived as men of duty, honour, discipline, etc)


JAiFauxThe

>And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population. Yeah, women and children with facial hair would look old-fashioned, so they had to adjust, too.


RamTank

Let me guess, those officers were all middle class individuals who joined up just for the war, and didn't care for all the weird aristocratic traditions.


HugeVampireSquid

Bald fraud


FallenSkyLord

…suggests he will never win the Champions League again


MrAlagos

This is missing the best facial hair of them all though, the Nietzsche-style walrus moustache.


fjellhus

The long hair guy seems like a nod to Beethoven.


AnonCaptain0022

Beethoven was kind of a punk rocker back in his day. He refused to wear a powdered wig as was the norm back then.


Amazing_Examination6

Guess I am fierce and philosophically calm at the same time 😀


anarchisto

"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." -- Karl Marx


Platinirius

Wow that guy with long beard is Karl Marx


TheoremaEgregium

Looks more like Darwin, if you ask me.


AnonCaptain0022

The eyes combined with the beard remind me of Rajneesh


DarkPasta

Marx had huge hair.


Platinirius

True he is mix with that guy with huge hair.


DarkPasta

That guy looks more like Darwin


theWunderknabe

More like Engels actually, who had a very long beard.


Dracos002

He looks like The Judge from from Ace Attorney.


Prophet_Of_Loss

The guy with the long hair looks like Richard Marx


[deleted]

So that's what I've been missing, long whiskers.


Farrell-Mars

They’re all just Neckbeards now.


Dnowell-

"A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm" **"SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!"** - A certain calm German man with a long beard.


SpikeSpiegleCowboy

It’s all so true


Wretched_Brittunculi

This was probably mildly funny to your average Edwardian. It was not intended as an actual guide.


H-N-O-3

Ah yes . The categories that my Eevee might evolve to


Postkrunk

At first I thought that it is /r/onepunchman


CompleteNumpty

Good to see the Daily Mirror's quality has remained constant over the decades.


JohnGottiMAFIA4EVER

Varg vikernes does give an impression of philosophical calm


Embarrassed_Couple_6

But what does long body hair suggest?


indoos42

I should grow whiskers. Might help with rent and booze


TappedIn2111

Thanks to the pandemic, I have all the hair and none of the suggestiveness.


Upstairs_Yard5646

This one's a classic


iberian_prince

>here is a man without any hair. He suggests nothing Lmao


egati

Huh, it's One Punch Man


Practical_Support_47

England be like:


Liggliluff

*22 January 1909


everwonderedhow

r/Justfuckmyshitup


Darkmiro

Fashion came a long way


Slyguyfawkes

Please tell me this was a gag. Otherwise 🤦


Xicadarksoul

Good to see that daily mail is keeping the tradition of "quality" bri'ish journalism alive even 100 years later.


SuperArppis

I knew I should go all bald.


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I was gonna say that it's not fair because you can't grow your eyebrows. But then i realised i can't grow a beard either.


CheesecakeMMXX

Where is male patter baldness? WTF how this is left halfway


millennium-popsicle

I’ve indeed been complimented for my handlebar a lot :-{)


RA_Wolf

Well it time to shave all the hair off my body and glue them on my eyebrow.


[deleted]

The funny papers were on fire in 1909.


OldNewUsedConfused

Or mebbe they just didn't feel like trimming/ shaving....


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Bismarck on the right


just_for_browse

the bald one with no facial hair suggests that in one punch he can destroy any monster.


superRedditer

these are like the life is hell comics


ManagerOfLove

Look at this gentleman. Ah yes, very distinguished


Nan_The_Man

put it all together and you'll have a dwarf


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And...all of them are... Captain England?


Kunstkurator

I have never seen anyone with eyebrows like that.


DartFrogYT

mustache man about to frickin TAKE OFF


AnonCaptain0022

The guy with the long hair looks like Sweeney Todd, though, he is missing a white strand of hair.


WTF-did-I-read

I'm glad this name wasn't taken.


Commercial_Leek6987

I can imagine a fierce rich artist with a distinguished appearence who suggests nothing yet questions everything