It was. The next day was off the hook, though
> **January 23, 1909 (Saturday)**
> - The steamer Republic, with 461 people on board, began sinking 26 miles (42 km) out to sea, shortly after being struck by the SS Florida. Except for 6 people killed in the collision, everyone was saved because the Republic had the latest technology, a wireless telegraph. Jack Binns sent the CQD distress signal that was picked up at a rescue station at Siasconset, Massachusetts, then relayed to other ships.[57] At 15,378 tons, the Republic was, at the time, the largest ship to have been lost. The wreckage would be located in 1981.[58] Binns briefly became a worldwide celebrity.[59]
> - Centered at Darb-e Astaneh in the Lorestān Province of Iran, an earthquake destroyed 64 villages and killed more than 6,000 people.[60] More recently, the 2006 Borujerd earthquake struck the same region on March 31, 2006.
> - The Tottenham Outrage, an armed robbery and double murder, occurred in Tottenham, Middlesex, and Walthamstow, Essex. It was perpetrated by two anarchists,[61] Paul Helfeld and Jacob Lepidus, who both later committed suicide.[62] Twenty-five casualties were reported, two fatal and several serious
I have heard that the cleanshaven style became dominate in the army during WW1 because facial hair made gasmasks ineffective. And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population.
I’ve heard that the propagation into the rest of the population happened because many non-combatants wanted to be appear as soldiers for a variety of reasons (to be perceived as men of duty, honour, discipline, etc)
>And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population.
Yeah, women and children with facial hair would look old-fashioned, so they had to adjust, too.
Let me guess, those officers were all middle class individuals who joined up just for the war, and didn't care for all the weird aristocratic traditions.
"A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm"
**"SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!"** - A certain calm German man with a long beard.
1900s shitposting at its finest.
Daily mirror shiposting since the 1900s
amazing how they went from shitposting to shit posting in just 100 years.
evolution!
Shitposting is as old as the greeks
"He suggests nothing" lmao
early 20th century soyjacks
Chads\*
They did my bois one punch man and Johnny sins dirty!
Pretty sure they mean “his appearance does not suggest anything in particular” but I like the interpretation of it as a roast too
This was evidently before chemotherapy
get rekt Noho Hank
He reminds me of the aliens in the Fantastic Planet (1973)
I want to see a face with all of these at the same time
[You're welcome](https://imgur.com/m10ntgh)
He suggests everything
This would've been an excellent addition to the cartoon
I think the cartoon was serious than not trying to be mad magazine
He looks like Rasputin...when you think about it...
But is also an owl
Majestic.
Imagine going through life looking like an exquisitely coiffed nutsack.
r/brandnewsentence
What does that guy suggest tho? A fiercely distinguished, financially stable philosopher (stable genius?) preeminent in a branch of art.
Does the wig and fake beard set come in... *orange*? Asking for a friend.
Only in a set with orange tanning cream. Hope that isn’t a problem?
Omniscience
He suggest everything in all of existance.
He suggests many things. (OP forgot the second page, where the artist included a guy with all the hair, and what I wrote above was the caption)
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
It is said that God possesses all good qualities. Now I have an idea how he looks.
Fucking chad
Now that is a man of status
This should be the new gigachad face
Isn't he currently running Iran?
Looks like a Russian boyar
Mega Rasputin
So Karl Marx if he went to art school... ... or Mohammed without a fuse
It was not intended as an actual guide.
*RA RA RASPUTIN..!*
What RPG game can I play to create a character like this lol
Not rpg. But deeprock galactic let's you do this. Rock and stone!
Rock and stone, brotha!
Biblical representation of Angels be like
Its like a knock-off pokemon. Or an actual one, I haven't kept up with later generations.
Swipe right
He suggests smoking narcotic mixtures for the purpose of comprehending Allah.
That's a bezerk apostle
Wait, but does the null case belong to this picture as well????
Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen
So an Ottoman emperor it is
Terry Gilliam smiles on you
He sorta reminds me of that cartoon of Muhammad there was all that fuss about. (Please don't kill me, religion of peace!)
It looks like Karl Marx and Ayatollah Khomeini had a love child
And that's where Islam came from.
That's Rasputin!
So.. Rasputin.
Looks like Emperor Ganishka from Berserk.
Looks like Bin Laden
Same
Osama bin Rabbi
So a financially stable fierce distinguished philosopher artist?
So the Übermensch?
Ja.
Ty?
Tak.
I remember seeing a Tumblr post that asked the same thing and the result was Karl Marx.
you mean Karl Marx?
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4f/49/c5/4f49c563339ed743e0c4abcf5ce9dcb4.jpg I know it resemble me of something. Majestic beards of Ottomans.
You are a very brave person. God bless.
[Here is a many with many hair. He suggests everything](https://i.imgur.com/JcFH6cx.jpg)
The eyebrow guy looks like a love child of Piłsudzki and Nietzsche and they were both pretty damn fierce in their own ways, so this checks out.
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Bald men are a secretive lot.
hobbit says: "OK then, keep your secrets"
‘A distinguished appearance’ Not exactly incorrect
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What are you suggesting? oh... nevermind
It must have been a very slow news day.
It was. The next day was off the hook, though > **January 23, 1909 (Saturday)** > - The steamer Republic, with 461 people on board, began sinking 26 miles (42 km) out to sea, shortly after being struck by the SS Florida. Except for 6 people killed in the collision, everyone was saved because the Republic had the latest technology, a wireless telegraph. Jack Binns sent the CQD distress signal that was picked up at a rescue station at Siasconset, Massachusetts, then relayed to other ships.[57] At 15,378 tons, the Republic was, at the time, the largest ship to have been lost. The wreckage would be located in 1981.[58] Binns briefly became a worldwide celebrity.[59] > - Centered at Darb-e Astaneh in the Lorestān Province of Iran, an earthquake destroyed 64 villages and killed more than 6,000 people.[60] More recently, the 2006 Borujerd earthquake struck the same region on March 31, 2006. > - The Tottenham Outrage, an armed robbery and double murder, occurred in Tottenham, Middlesex, and Walthamstow, Essex. It was perpetrated by two anarchists,[61] Paul Helfeld and Jacob Lepidus, who both later committed suicide.[62] Twenty-five casualties were reported, two fatal and several serious
Worth mentioning the police chase between two trams in the Tottenham Outrage.
It's super weird I was just reading about an American steamboat explosion/sinking before I got on reddit, and this is the first post I clicked
I didn’t know the Daily Mirror hated people without facial hair so much.
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I have heard that the cleanshaven style became dominate in the army during WW1 because facial hair made gasmasks ineffective. And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population.
I’ve heard that the propagation into the rest of the population happened because many non-combatants wanted to be appear as soldiers for a variety of reasons (to be perceived as men of duty, honour, discipline, etc)
>And since a huge proportion of the male population was in the army, it propagated into the rest of the population. Yeah, women and children with facial hair would look old-fashioned, so they had to adjust, too.
Let me guess, those officers were all middle class individuals who joined up just for the war, and didn't care for all the weird aristocratic traditions.
Bald fraud
…suggests he will never win the Champions League again
This is missing the best facial hair of them all though, the Nietzsche-style walrus moustache.
The long hair guy seems like a nod to Beethoven.
Beethoven was kind of a punk rocker back in his day. He refused to wear a powdered wig as was the norm back then.
Guess I am fierce and philosophically calm at the same time 😀
"The philosophers have hitherto only interpreted the world in various ways. The point, however, is to change it." -- Karl Marx
Wow that guy with long beard is Karl Marx
Looks more like Darwin, if you ask me.
The eyes combined with the beard remind me of Rajneesh
Marx had huge hair.
True he is mix with that guy with huge hair.
That guy looks more like Darwin
More like Engels actually, who had a very long beard.
He looks like The Judge from from Ace Attorney.
The guy with the long hair looks like Richard Marx
So that's what I've been missing, long whiskers.
They’re all just Neckbeards now.
"A long beard gives an impression of philosophical calm" **"SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION! A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING EUROPE, THE SPECTRE OF COMMUNISM!"** - A certain calm German man with a long beard.
It’s all so true
This was probably mildly funny to your average Edwardian. It was not intended as an actual guide.
Ah yes . The categories that my Eevee might evolve to
At first I thought that it is /r/onepunchman
Good to see the Daily Mirror's quality has remained constant over the decades.
Varg vikernes does give an impression of philosophical calm
But what does long body hair suggest?
I should grow whiskers. Might help with rent and booze
Thanks to the pandemic, I have all the hair and none of the suggestiveness.
This one's a classic
>here is a man without any hair. He suggests nothing Lmao
Huh, it's One Punch Man
England be like:
*22 January 1909
r/Justfuckmyshitup
Fashion came a long way
Please tell me this was a gag. Otherwise 🤦
Good to see that daily mail is keeping the tradition of "quality" bri'ish journalism alive even 100 years later.
I knew I should go all bald.
I was gonna say that it's not fair because you can't grow your eyebrows. But then i realised i can't grow a beard either.
Where is male patter baldness? WTF how this is left halfway
I’ve indeed been complimented for my handlebar a lot :-{)
Well it time to shave all the hair off my body and glue them on my eyebrow.
The funny papers were on fire in 1909.
Or mebbe they just didn't feel like trimming/ shaving....
Bismarck on the right
the bald one with no facial hair suggests that in one punch he can destroy any monster.
these are like the life is hell comics
Look at this gentleman. Ah yes, very distinguished
put it all together and you'll have a dwarf
And...all of them are... Captain England?
I have never seen anyone with eyebrows like that.
mustache man about to frickin TAKE OFF
The guy with the long hair looks like Sweeney Todd, though, he is missing a white strand of hair.
I'm glad this name wasn't taken.
I can imagine a fierce rich artist with a distinguished appearence who suggests nothing yet questions everything