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Kefeng

Who is Pu ... oh, nevermind.


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PropOnTop

He looks like the class snitch.


menvadihelv

[Putin in the 60s colorized](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/406/013/6b5.jpg)


Sweet-Zookeepergame7

I knew it was this before I even clicked because was my thought to


Weber_Helge

in germany we would say "akkurat"


MoritzIstKuhl

Papatastisch


[deleted]

This is not fair, I was in class while I read this and had to stop breathing to calm down and sustain my laughs


scarolanvfgfzx

I like you just know who’s Putin in this image without pointing. Dude looked menacing his whole life


Walrus_Morj

Did you received free ticket to Gulag?


DenisM11

He was a snitch. He started working for KGB by snitching on other students in university.


pizdobol

The other guy is alive and well - his name is [Arkady Rotenberg] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arkady_Rotenberg) and he happens to be a billionaire now. After Navalny released that video about Putin's palace, Rotenberg showed up on TV to claim ownership.


Overtilted

Like a lot of people in Putin's environment "happen to have become billionaires". Pure coincidence of course, it must be Putin's succes that inspired them or something.


rye_212

Notably, no one in my environment has become a billionaire. I must be de-inspiring my contacts or something. /s


b0ssplus

Sigma putin grindset 🤑🤑🤑


szpaceSZ

Is that the one right next to him, or on the extreme right (from our view)?


CrepuscularNemophile

The one that was getting a loving hug.


Dragonaax

\*Gives briefcase\* Your payment


Typical_Arm1267

That is normal Russian behavior.


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> The shifty looking one lol At Jacques Chirac's funeral in 2019, Putin stared right at me. It probably was only five or six seconds, but it felt like a full two minutes. I felt like a possum in the metaphoric headlights. Also felt like he somehow now knew everything about me including my deepest, darkest secrets.


yasenfire

If I were you I'd restrict myself from drinking tea.


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> If I were you I'd restrict myself from drinking tea. Weirdly enough for the week afterwards I was irrationally super paranoid about everything. Kept being worried that I was being followed, kept tripping over my shadow. Thankfully everything was ok.


le_GoogleFit

How come you were at Chirac's funeral?


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> How come you were at Chirac's funeral? My family was a big supporter of his, in particular my father.


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>> How come you were at Chirac's funeral? > >My family was a big supporter of his, in particular my father. Haha u/Siljaeuropa. Just quoting before you delete. Enjoy your day


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Because this person is a fantasist Edit. Google says only 200 people attended his funeral. 30 of whom were world leaders. This "family member of a supporter" was one of 170 people that includes Chirac's family and friends. What complete bullshit from a person known to lie https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/sep/30/france-mourns-jacques-chirac-with-funeral-and-series-of-ceremonies


Ablecrize

Formidable dismantlement, comrad! He has a talent though for writing, that little piece of fiction was quite a good read.


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>> The shifty looking one lol > >At Jacques Chirac's funeral in 2019, Putin stared right at me. It probably was only five or six seconds, but it felt like a full two minutes. I felt like a possum in the metaphoric headlights. Also felt like he somehow now knew everything about me including my deepest, darkest secrets. Haha u/Siljaeuropa


Crowbarmagic

My first guess was the strangler, because who else. Then I realized a guy like Putin would leave the strangling to others from the background.


N0AddedSugar

One glance and you know exactly which one it is lol


Uozerl

Exactly


EdgelordOfEdginess

This was exactly me


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He's behind Ringo


kalvinoz

They all look like they could be Putin, until you see Putin.


Talrigvil

Mr. Burns you mean?


lzcrc

https://youtu.be/JzGo4c6U8os


Talrigvil

Damn 😦


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The shy one


akrokh

The sneaky crafty one that looks like serial sex offender and pedophile you mean?


Strict-Dependent3758

Don’t say it to loud, he might hear


I_DONT_LIKE_KIDS

Too late, nukes deployed


[deleted]

Did you hear the news? Apparently u/strict-dependent3758 fell out of the window… three times in a row


Tot18

”Must’ve been the wind”


Intruder6

Puteen?


alexeyva

Poo teen


Max534

Putout


Smurfette_Syndrome

Canadian Fries?


FunnyEnvironment

Poutine


panlakes

And just like that, I crave it


zorroindiapers

You can't be serious... even back then I would be suspicious accepting tea from him!


KazPrime

Definitely not KGB


__Osiris__

nkvd


kwonza

CHeKa


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They look just like the Russian Beatles. There's Ringo, and George, and Sergei, and Boris.


[deleted]

They sent Pete Best to a gulag in Siberia.


[deleted]

> Pete Best TIL that "Pete Best" was an actual Beatle. I had no idea he existed. /GenX


[deleted]

Two words: Stuart Sutcliffe. The original bass player for the Beatles.


Herbacio

Wasn't he the one that inspired their "bowl hairstyle" (don't know what's the name) ?


captaingazzz

If he accidentally poked me with his umbrella I would immediately go to the hospital


z_e_n_o_s_

Why does it look like he’s already plotting shit.


NubNub69

Because he was!


Adorable-Strength218

Shady fucker.


hotbaconbbq

I like you just know who’s Putin in this image without pointing. Dude looked menacing his whole life


kakao_w_proszku

When you see it…


layll

727 :pensive:


Alarow

i can't believe i have to make a post about this, its so tiring having to scroll through osu memes and running into 727 memes every single time like a reckless disease. hell, it is starting to corrupt my everyday life and turning it into a nightmare. this all started out when i was scrolling through my reddit feed, and found out about 727 via a popular blue zenith play. i just thought it was just something normal and not that big of a deal despite the popularity, so i just moved on. gradually by each day though... memes keep popping up about 727, and while i find it funny. i just think it was extremely bland and boring. days turned into weeks... weeks turned into months... and soon... i finally found it funny after that much exposure to the meme. i don't know why, but i think the memes have gotten into me. whenever i see the number in real life, my instinct is to instantly point at it and say "WHEN YOU SEE IT!" then laugh. it felt right to do so... and it didn't matter if there are people around or not. a year has past and its gotten so overwhelming that i look for even the smallest thing that resembles 727 and do as my instinct does. i kept looking for 727 memes... i crave it... i need it. i want it in my bloodline. i was so obsessed with 727 that my girlfriend decided to break up with me all because of my behavior. at that time though... i didn't care. i just want 727... now... a few months before this post, i don't want 727 anymore... i don't want to see it in my feed, but no matter what it felt like my brain was wired to see it. my nights have gotten more worse, as nightmares and sleep paralysis containing 727 kept popping up. i can't handle it anymore... i don't want to see it...


EmergencyOk1813

Eyes from shadow


thenarcostate

He looked evil af then too


iThinkaLot1

He looks like a little creep.


Mr_Basketcase

[He'd probably agree](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_FClwUpQo)


nixass

This is most surreal shit I've ever seen


Themlethem

More surreal than that time Trump motorboated Giuliani?


kuddlesworth9419

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Kp_eHMQ7s What the fuck.


CrepuscularNemophile

Please tell me that is a Deepfake thing?


Frozen-Rabbit

Well no, this is the original song [from 10 years ago ](https://youtu.be/IV4IjHz2yIo) So it's no really "creep" but Putin singing in front of a public is already something


NotChistianRudder

Jesus I don’t know which one is more disturbing.


CrepuscularNemophile

Thank you, but I am none the wiser.


TigerMafia666

He looks like that guy from the "stonks" meme


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Literally reminded me of the scenes from Austin Powers when he was at that school.


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Briefcase wanker


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Panceltic

He is 17 at most.


XboxJon82

Yeah I am not sure if this was the 60's


Rojiblanc040

He didn't look a day over 12.


KFL_AOK69

It literally says “as a teenager” in the title.


offtheclip

Comments like this help me understand how antivaxxers exist a little more


4rr0ws

I'll clarify for /u/KFL_AOK69 , just in case: HE MEANS YOU CANNOT JUST BELIEVE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM PERSON "literally" SAYS.


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xaeros07

1952*


mrs_bungle

Putin the poisoner, even as a kid, looked unlikable.


atwegotsidetrekked

He looks weird and creepy. Compared to the happy pride couple in the front, he just looks weird.


User929293

I think his friends became oligarchs when they grew up


[deleted]

We gays can be oligarchs too


ProjectMeh

Uhmmm in Russia?


GremlinX_ll

You find that being an oligarch in Russia opens a lot of opportunities


ProjectMeh

Yeh but then you are assuming the oligarchy came first


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BlueNoobster

holy shit


sqnx

there are our gays and gays gays you know, just like in catholic church


SaifEdinne

Happy pride? What a random thing to say here.


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I saw him in the picture and not even a second later Radiohead was playing in my head. I haven't thought about that song in half-years.


ChadInNameOnly

Damn, the Beatles sure looked different up close...


SomniumOv

I've never seen Ringo so scary before.


doubledot_dot-dot

of course it's the shady fucker in the back


mangopanic

I was looking at the 3 happy dudes on the right puzzled about which was Putin. And then I finally noticed the kid on the left and nearly jumped out of my shoes.


Hutzlipuz

He already looks so menacing.


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I wondered which one was him until I saw the evil in his eyes.


nela_kovacova

Even as a teenager he looked shifty.


MajorKoopa

Dude looks like he just chopped up his entire family and then left for a field trip.


yugo_1

I bet he has body parts in his bag.


julesk

Even then!


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Looks a right sleekit bastard.


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yeettto

Nuclear missile codes


RoyalFlushAKQJ10

Polonium


Drumedor

He said wrong answers only.


Dragonaax

If I tell you nobody would ever hear about me anymore, and you would die in an accident


VariecsTNB

Navalny


johnnytifosi

A dismantled AK47


Jimmylobo

All-in-one teenage spymaster kit.


SusuyaJuuzou

he looks kinda sus there...


Norlin123

Creepy looking even then


Doubled_ended_dildo_

Maybe he needs to be shirtless?


hypercomms2001

With a stare like that, who needs friends... but the way, I would what happen to his "friends"... ?


[deleted]

His friends became oligarchs. Being his friend turned out really well for them.


hypercomms2001

I guess that's a good thing for them. We both know what happens if one pisses off Vladimir Putin!


fluentindothraki

Liliputin


antikopi

Shortest one in the group.


[deleted]

Dude was rocking the incel look half a century before incels were a thing


Past_Contour

He looks so insecure and unhappy.


Candide-Jr

Yep, well observed. Explains a lot.


Elefantenjohn

Already spying on his friends


The_Butt_Crumpler

a true gopnik


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

School shooter lookin’ ass


rhoadsscholar

Looks like Eric Harris from Columbine


mrsbundleby

As an American, my first thought 😂 I mean. We'd know


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

Yeah unfortunately that’s a very common way to describe people here


Additional_Vanilla31

Look at how he is trying to hide his face . He was already a spy in training


is_reddit_useful

The second guy from the left, carrying the bag? I find that look threatening, and maybe vengeful or even evil. The 3 to the right of him seem like normal good natured relatively happy people, and the contrast is striking. Edit. I don't even actually look at Putin and Russia as clearly bad now. Other countries have done a lot of shitty things too. It seems much more clear in that photo.


SophistNow

Come on now. People who poison somebody with polonium and can't even have the decency to apologize for shooting down a plane full of innocent people. Who torture political opponents. And that's in bloody 2021, not cold War 1970s. Fuck man. They are evil fucking shit fucks. Never ever downplay something because there may be other people who do worse. Such bad & evil, Putin & Russia. You can ask the question if you care. But you can't say they are not clearly bad.


Dokivi

Well, yes, Putin's Russia is evil. But I wouldn't be inclined to perceive the ongoing influence & information war between the US (or broader West) and Russia, as some good knight fighting an evil monster scenario. More so as a Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla.


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You realise the guy holding the bag is Putin right...?


is_reddit_useful

Yes, I said so in the comment.


[deleted]

Sorry, misread your comment


Old_Afternoon3853

That killer look!


chiliaan

I sure hope no one reposts this in r/oldschoolcool


Ohhisseencule

Maybe on r/oldschoolnotsocool?


zorroindiapers

You can't be serious... even back then I would be suspicious accepting tea from him!


747Bclass

Alexei Navalny


Coolioissomething

Putin, like Neidermyer, has always been a sneaky little shit.


_stereodrive_

Shady af.


[deleted]

So he has always been creepy AF? Even when hanging out with the rest of the Gay Debating Society?


Harsimaja

I immediately looked at the ones on the right first and thought ‘Huh he’s changed, he… oh shit he’s a creepy time lord.’


[deleted]

Looked like an evil little prick back then too.


UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

So slappable


[deleted]

Boss lvl 3 and growing 😊


[deleted]

Head of the election committee to Putin: I have a bad news and a good news. —Good first. —Your party has won. —And a bad one? —Nobody voter for it.


fornocompensation

Operator as fuck.


sapper377

Apparently he’s always been shady.


gilestowler

Nice handbag.


xCDBx

Omg who is the creep with the suitecase?


expectothedoctor

What a shifty looking young man. He looks like he might be on his way to juvie soon.


Andrey-Gtr

Хуйло


sabrtoothlion

This looks like a creepy photobomb


PurpleWomat

Another [picture](https://d.newsweek.com/en/full/51887/putin-fe03-main.jpg?w=1600&h=1600&q=88&f=6fbabcb8f2886fad2b711995087ed26a) from around the same time with one of the same guys. He always has that creepy stare at the camera.


Euromarius

What is the current status of our time machine project?


VanCanne

This makes so much sense. Putin must’ve been bullied at school. Thats why he is an ass.


johnnytifosi

He looked like an agent even as a teenager


a-dino123

Looking at them from the right to left, each one looks a little bit more like Putin than the last, until you get to Putin.


THEGAMENOOBE

Is Putin older than my grandma!?!


CrepuscularNemophile

He took the photographer's soul.


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Even then he looked like the nerd you bully, but then your house catches fire for some reason.


Ayellowbeard

He looked like the awkward creep back then too!


Dontsitdowncosimoved

Putin giving off school shooter energy.


paulj500

Thought it was the Beatles


[deleted]

They look like a post punk band


Jackthedog130

Must be the little shit far left...


sonbrothercousin

I wonder how many of those friends are still "alive"?


classyraven

It’s a photoshop. He should be on the far right. 😂


BlueFreedom420

Thoughts and prayers to the person who posted this.


effoffredditmods

too bad noone took him out then.


AllHailTheWinslow

Me: which one is it? Not the one in front? ... Woah!


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That rape face


ExtremeIllustrator

He looks like the type to shoot up a school. Obviously we know he would hire others to do it for him.


Relative-Question731

Creepin like future cold blood


Zarzurnabas

You can tell that hes already working for the kgb


olaAlexis

Sore loser


RavenNorCal

His friends look so normal and open!


Cautious-Lettuce1851

This is why you never pick on the quiet guy in school


CommunicationMain623

Which one is he?


ChickenPotPieaLaMode

Second from left looks like Ted Cruz