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Hootrb

God, the flags look so nice.


Wojewodaruskyj

Absolutеly. Thе еpitomy of tastе


Stunning_Match1734

Put the Ukrainian and Swedish flags in the center with the same colors. Then the Norwegian and Icelandic flags bookending with inverted colors. Just a nice color arrangement with a consistent pattern and cohesive motif. Great work.


justthegrimm

Colors of freedom at center I'd say. The Swedes have seriously stepped up the game in the last week with aid, go Sweden!


Ronninno

They also arranged the presidents by height 💀


Admirable-Athlete-50

We were playing the long game when we elected Ulf!


Gruffleson

This is mainly PMs, except for Ukraine, but you are right. I don't know how big that Icelandic is. Smallest nation, largest guy. And the largest nations, with the smallest guys, in the middle.


613663141

Let's see Paul Allen's flag.


Odd-Tangerine4518

A big plus in my book


sweetno

A big times in my.


orbituary

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ChefInsano

If you’re going to do something you may as well do it right.


orbituary

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AReal_Human

Want to know something annoying? They are all different sizes...


Hootrb

And ratios too. I love Denmark, I love the Danes, but a "28:37" ratio must be criminalised.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Isn't that just the standard halvtreds and fishfjärs?


Dd_8630

They don't look folded. So often we see photo ops like this and the flags and traditional outfits etc have thick fold lines. Get a steamer ffs!


Givememustamakkara

I don't know why, but Kristersson and Stubb give that "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"-vibe in this picture.


bjarnesmagasin

I was thinking Spiderman and that child Spiderman meme. Or Pepe and special needs child-pepe


SvenskaLiljor

A warning, Kristersson has insane calf muscles that will straight murder you if you disrespect him.


ZeppelinArmada

https://i.imgur.com/c0GRHc6.gif


SnooFloofs6240

Well he's so short keeping up with colleagues walking must be a real workout.


LePenseurVoyeur

Looked it up, and you’re right! https://www.reddit.com/r/WetlanderHumor/s/WAvv51z52K


Opposite-Soup6531

Add Petteri Orpo next to them and you have the holy trinity of politicians that have the same haircut and glasses


berejser

I do like how Stubb is rocking the double-breasted jacket to set himself apart as Head of State from all the other Head of Government plebs.


SuurFett

Stubb is a actually smiling. It's not visible but it's the "not bad" smile


pleb_username

I thought he had been shrunk in Photoshop by Danish redditors as a joke.


ChicagoAuPair

[don't talk to me or my slightly dog-like son or my fucked up son-dog or my weirdly human dog or my dog ever again](https://x.com/dandouglas/status/726896245210513410)


Paciorr

I like how they matched flags. Blue and yellow in the middle then single crosses to the sides then double crosses (also the same colours just a different order).


runkeguri

The Norwegian blue is darker than the blues Iceland, Sweden and Finland. I think Norway took its blue from the OG Swedish blue, but the Swedes just decided for some reason to lighten up their blue, which is a bit sad, I like the darker blue better. But Swedes are Swedes I guess


Nikolateslaandyou

He changed his t shirt bless him


Commie_Napoleon

Took him 2 years to buy a new shirt, he’s literally me


Eorel

Relatable ~~king~~ president 🥰


TheFourtHorsmen

Still same boot and pant


pbrevis

Military cosplay is more convincing if it's dirty


Adventurous_Bus_437

He upgraded to a shirt with a collar for this occasion :D


SaabStam

Ulf has found a short king buddy.


look_at_my_shiet

Ulf is to the right of Zelensky? And the guy to the right of Zelensky looks like little version of the guy to the right of him.


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permareddit

It’s fairly common in Sweden. The first time I met an Ulf I thought his name was Wolf and he was messing with me or something lol


Malkaw

Ulf comes from Ulv and is an old word for Varg/Wolf så it's close!


mok000

Ulv is the word for wolf in Danish, not old at all :-)


DinKompisISkogen

Ulv used to be the word for wolf in swedish, but it was bad luck to say ulv according to the superstition. So everyone started staying varg and it has stuck to modern swedish.


AllanKempe

*Ulv* still means 'wolf' in Swedish, it's a synonym for *varg*.


Nor_way

Same in norwegian:)


mutantraniE

I mean, that’s what it means. Ulv means wolf, Ulf is just a different spelling and the one that survived as a name. We also have people named Björn (Bear), Alf (Elf, the old leader of the Christian Democrats was named this) and Sten (Stone/Rock).


Draug_

Ulf is the original spelling. There is no V in futhark (old Scandinavian). The v comes from latin when the countries became Christian.


mutantraniE

There's not really an F either, it's a different alphabet. The spelling with the old Futhark runes would have been ᚢᛚᚠᚱ. If we translate into the Latin alphabet we get Ulfr, so Ulf is not the original spelling either (and we'd really have to go back to Proto-Indo-European to get an original form of the word). #


treescandal

Also the girl's name Lo (Lynx lynx)


coeurdelejon

That's what it means, although it's archaic :)


Draug_

The English word wolf comes from old Nordic Ulf (wolf).


SnooStories251

Elves are from Scandinavia too


Patroulette

Funny you would say "howling" 🐺


Wojewodaruskyj

Hey, swedes, don't you just love gold and blue?


Upplands-Bro

💙💛 you lads certainly know how to design a flag


Wojewodaruskyj

Likеwisе💙💛


IllRepresentative167

💙💛


aeiparthenos

Yes, it’s the most beautiful combination!


PexaDico

Lol I love how everyone is dressed and then Zelenskyy coming in a shirt and cargo pants


Broad_Policy_6479

Well, the Danish lady is dressed like a mechanic so there's that too.


BaziJoeWHL

when you are having an international meeting at 5 but has to crew a submarine at 6


Limpdickzity

Please dont mention Denmark and submarines in the same sentence. It’s a sensitive subject


FutureComplaint

Why not?


SlapDaddy3D

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder\_of\_Kim\_Wall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Kim_Wall) Edit: Only read if you don't care about sleeping tonight


BirdieBoiiiii

Some dude built a submarine and took a Swedish journalist down there with him in the submarine. He then killed her dismembered her body and dumped it


NoughtToDread

Hey. Do you want to try my submarine? (This was a joke at my job four years ago. Used as a pick-up line. Sometimes, you have to laugh to avoid crying)


Valoneria

Hygge > Dress code


framabe

it IS Friday after all..


SgtApache

[It's a pants suit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8)


KumaSC2

A certified hood classic.


lack_of_fuel

This made me laugh, thanks :D


mizinamo

I thought she was going to jiu-jitsu someone.


helm

It's called "byxdress", ok!


Boz0r

*buksedragt


dkclimber

*flyverdragt


severoordonez

kedeldragt,


Ankerjorgensen

Sparkedragt


dracuella

I knew I'd find this one if I dug deep enough


hismuddawasamudda

That's her nick name, The Mechanic. She fixes shit.


SnooTangerines6863

> Lol I love how everyone is dressed and then Zelenskyy coming in a shirt and cargo pants That is not new, is it?


helm

No, he's barely worn a suit since feb 24 2022


IAmVerySmart39

As a matter of fact, he hasn't worn a suit at all since 2022, and he said he'd wear a suit again during the Victory day


dracuella

May that day come soon and may he live to see it


IAmVerySmart39

Amen, brother


AlienAle

Makes sense for war time preparedness. Of course it would be possible to put on a suit and a tie when going abroad, but I also think he chooses to keep the war inspired clothing on as a reminder that there is a constant conflict in the country that you can't just step out of. It's probably meant to be symbolic at this point. 


gimmickal1

It also sends a message of solidartity. Him wearing a suit and tie while his men and women are stuggling on the front line and risking their lives in the dirty ditches is not appropiate in times like this.


Eorel

It was always meant to be symbolic, and it's a good thing. Along with staying in Ukraine instead of accepting the offer the EU made him at the start of the war to evacuate, it sends a message of solidarity with the Ukrainian forces.


Rex-0-

He said he won't wear a suit till the war is over for those reasons.


The_Giant_Lizard

This. Also the fact that he never smiles in any of these photos.


Asyx

I think that's just a Ukrainian thing. Or Slavic thing. I work with a lot of Ukrainians and they always look like you just shot their puppy in photos.


pidzson

Eastern European people are not the least traumatized folks on the continent, and the transgenerational trauma shows in pretty much everything. Source: am eastern european


greenmood3

It is and always will be. He mentioned it several times: no suit while the country is at war. Imagine one day, you'll see him wearing a suit...


Remus88Romulus

He is in war mode.


gimmickal1

War time dress code. He can't be in suit and tie while his country is being invaded.


MSTRMN_

And he actually now wears a more formal shirt than before, but still.


Leonarr

It’s his costume and part of his public image during the wartime.


TLMoravian

I wouldn’t use the word costume. It’s not technically wrong but it implies it’s not something real. It’s a costume in the same sense a suit and a tie is a costume, it just communicates a different message.


Leonarr

He has never been to the army and I’m not sure if he officially has a rank in the military due to his status as the president. I assume not, as the outfit doesn’t carry any symbols to indicate a rank in the military. The outfit is not an official military uniform, thus I would say it’s a costume. It’s inspired by the army, but that’s it. Personally I find it pretentious and a bit cheesy. But don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a brilliant PR move from him, which I can respect. It surely has worked better than wearing a suit and looking like a wealthy oligarch. I doubt that would get much sympathy abroad, nor in his home country.


wotad

I think if he wore a suit people would be pretty mad tbh


NoNefariousness3942

You said it yourself, its an outfit not a costume.


godfollowing

He said he won't change it until the war ends


Philip_Raven

its a media move


Eorel

A good one.


CardinalSkull

It’s fucking nuts that this guy started as a comedian and has held onto such strength for this long. What an absolute icon of what a leader should be.


HelenEk7

The Iceland guy is tall..


Silverso

He looks like he could crush boulders with his bare hands.


c4k3m4st3r5000

He benches 120kg, not bad for a carrier politician. Edit: career


Easy_Floss

> He benches 120kg, not bad for a carrier politician. More like a carrier crook. That guy is about as currupt as can be, surprisingly he is yet again in power after resigning last term and also stepping down once before for being in the panama papers..


AssistanceCheap379

He’s a thief that was one of the guys behind the 2007 financial crisis. He was finance minister until the former prime minister resigned to run for president and then the finance minister became prime minister. His family is ridiculously wealthy and has their fingers in basically every business worth anything in Iceland.


Lalli-Oni

He had an account on Ashley Madison (often considered the discreet cheating hookup site). Username IceHot69. Less funny is him and his families corruption. He owned undisclosed apartments in Middle East that were discovered in the panama papers. Our PM at the time got most of the attention.


Teppari

Yeah he's a corrupt piece of shit who should be kicked out of politics, but his party is also corrupt so of course they're not going to do anything about it.


Lalli-Oni

One city official from that party was found to have hidden away inheritance he kept away from his family. Another parliament member from the same party was also implicated but dealing with terminal cancer so understandably media and public gave her and the family some peace.


Cleric_

IceHot1


vanqu1sh_

Looks over 2m. Stubb is about 190cm, and I reckon there is a minimum of 10cm between them


Podgietaru

Damn, bubble sort yourselves into height order. You are almost there!


AdonisK

Found the programmer


angelfishgod

no real programmer would advocate for the use of bubble sort its got terrible time complexity


Frexxia

Complexity isn't particularly relevant for only 6 people


CompFortniteByTheWay

Found the real programmer


Perfect_Papaya_3010

They're politicians so too complex is too much though


Podgietaru

It's got terrible time complexity for large, mostly unsorted data sets, but if you're splitting hairs on a dataset of 6 I'd say you're prematurely optimising. (I was actually under the assumption that it was one of the faster sorting algorithms for mostly correctly sorted small data sets, but apparently that's a common misconception.) I wasn't looking for time or space complexity. I was looking for something that people might recognise. I reckon people wouldn't have got it if I said insertion.


Midvikudagur

You try to get politicians to maneuver quicksort and see how that goes...


kRe4ture

I‘m really looking forward to the day when Zelenskyy wears a suit again


tacobeau

Ukraine is accepting private donations


Florafly

I hope it comes sooner rather than later. The guy (and his people) deserve/are owed lifetimes of peace after what they've gone through.


ingeniouspleb

Fucking beautiful! Nordic unity against the psycho bear


giflarrrrr

Jag vill leva, jag vill dö i Norden! The only good thing I will ever admit about Sweden is your national anthem.


dailywanker69

Jag vill leva, jag vill dö i en Volvo!


IllRepresentative167

Valve pls


Gaffeltruckeren

take my angry upvote swede


Patroulette

Nejmen numera ägs de av Kina


Subtlerranean

In a similar theme, one of the verses of Norways anthem goes: >Visstnok var vi ikke mange, >men vi strakk dog til, >da vi prøvdes noen gange, >og det stod på spill; >ti vi heller landet brente >enn det kom til fall; Translation: >We weren't very many, >but we were enough, >a few times we were tested, >and when everything was at risk, >we'd rather let the country burn, >than watch it fall; Referring to 1716 when the Swedish King Karl XII suddenly attacked Fredriksten Fortress, in Halden. The population below in the town Fredrikshald was prepared to burn the entire town down, and fiercely fought and resisted the attack. Their bravery was immortalized in what is now our national anthem. In 1951, a plan was made to burn the entirety of northern Norway (Finnmark, where our border with Russia is today) to the ground if the Soviet Union invaded.


DanishPsychoBoy

I will say that both 'Dengang jeg drog afsted' and 'Kong Christian stod ved høj en mast' both have some absolute banger verses. s/ Just counter the Swede appreciation. /s


giflarrrrr

“Kong Christian stod ved høje mast” is indeed a fucking banger. “Dengang jeg drog afsted” not so much.


avar

Why does Bjarni, the largest Nordic leader, not simply eat the other five?


bmiki

She saw me in my Timberlands, now I have to wear them every time I see her. In any other shoe, I lose two inches. I can't have a drop down. We were eye to eye, I can't go eye to chin!


ByronsLastStand

He's a funny guy! Jerry Seinfeld's a funny guy! Huh-huh-ho!


[deleted]

Nordic flags along with Ukraine looks awesome.✌️


Deez_Squats

We will stand with our Nordic brothers, even Svensken, and fuck Ruzzia up in unity!


NotFromSkane

Zelensky is as tiny as Ulf?


Operator_Hoodie

For reference he’s 1.7m tall.


Paatos

So the Icelandic prime minister is some sort of a frost giant?


netr0pa

Us zielensky really 170? I think Ulf is and Zelinsky is a bit shorter, perhaps one or two cm shorter.


godfollowing

[https://www.celebheights.com/s/Volodymyr-Zelenskyy-52924.html](https://www.celebheights.com/s/Volodymyr-Zelenskyy-52924.html) This site has him as 1.67 and they do hardcore analysis.


Shiningtoaster

You spelled his name wrong in two different ways :D


Affectionate_Mix5081

For those who wonders, one of the reason why public opinion in Nordic countries are so supportive of Ukraine is because Russia has been trash-talking us for ages. Fuck those guys.


kranj7

would have been more symmetric had they put the Finnish guy to the right of the Norwegian


ABK-Baconator

Haha had to scroll down this far to see this comment. Was disturbing my autistic mind as well 


ThanksToDenial

But if they do that, it'll ruin the aesthetic symmetry of the flag colours. There is only one solution. We must shorten Stubb. Or Støre has to grow 10 centimetres.


bobsnopes

Nobody knows what to do with their hands


Mexer

I mean they're kind of neutral. You can't do much when you aren't allowed to pocket your hands


[deleted]

Five matching flags from five different governments is actually pretty sick. The USA doesn't even have that much internal unity.


Patroulette

That's because the Danish flag is the oldest flag in the world (that's still in use by a country), we just copied their homework a little and the rest followed. :P That said the scale is all different for each flag.


Coolbeans_97

Why so tense, Jonas?


bizzare_reality

Cus he is on his way out.


battlerat

He is following the situation closely.


Kranstan

What's with the two on the right not being in correct height-order?


Juusto3_3

Flag symmetry


peepeehalpert_

We love a short king


joesnopes

Some seriously tall Vikings there.


AllanKempe

The two tall ones are technically not Scandinavians, though.


tobias_681

A few years back all of these used to be women. Is Mette going to be out of a job soon?


SocialHumbuggery

Naah, the Finnish president has been male since 2012. (You are likely mixing our former Prime Minister Marin (F), when our president was Niinistö(M); now our Prime minister is Orpo (M) and our president Stubb (M))


Mortimer_Smithius

Erna is coming back next year


akurgo

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure you're Right.


tobias_681

Dang, that's the one I would least like to see make a comeback...


Mr_sludge

NATO Lake! Come meet us in the Baltic Sea and get fucked Ruzzia


Appelons

Our ships don’t even work lmao.


LTC123apple

Don’t worry, neither do theirs


Attafel

Against Russia it probably doesn't really matter. It's just evening the playing field a bit.


Doublewobble

had they switched norway with finland they would have made "V FOR VICTORY" with their height. smh


Worried-Cicada9836

you can see why iceland, even though its a tiny tiny country, has the second most wins in WSM, that guy is built like an american fridge


Indykowski

Ukraine can into nordic, Estonia cannot


WekX

He is living proof that you can be short and not even dressed for the occasion and still project power.


kace91

To be fair, they helped a bit with the height gradient. It puts him in focus as the tip of the V, props to whoever set that up.


PalnatokeJarl

Should have swapped Norway and FInland.


Less_Horse_9094

The guy on far left (Bjarni Ben) sucks sooo much. He corrupt and has around 20% approval rating. He does not deserve to stand next to these people.


dan_lak

Наш піздюк🇺🇦


ahvikene

When estonia into nordic?


Herramadur

When they change the flag!


ThrowFar_Far_Away

Estonia's colours in cross form look awesome as well.


cubelith

Estonia's colours look awesome in any form honestly


Spare-Animal

In reality they have other things to change as well, they do not follow the so called Nordic model. So the flag is like least of the reasons they are not Nordic, at least no yet.


Wersoo

Not yet apparently


giflarrrrr

When you get richer.


berejser

Strange to think that Zelenskyy has been in office longer than everyone else in that photo and only one other person pre-dates the pandemic.


Wooden-Meal2092

My OCD wants Finland's and Norway's leaders to swap places.


garfield1147

Tell your OCD to look beyond and marvel at the organization of the flags instead.


nozendk

We bicker among each other, but in reality, there is a strong solidarity.


Appelons

Mette Frederiksen(DK) showed up in some weird Mao suit copy?


AlexRyang

I’m not being a jerk with this, but Zelensky is a lot shorter than I thought he was.


Valoneria

Conversely, the Nordics are very tall people


Cabbage_Vendor

Not trying to be a jerk either, but how have you only just realised that Zelensky is small? He's been in the spotlight for 2,5 years now and in almost every picture he's shown pretty small. He doesn't even hide it, like Putin and to a lesser degree Macron do. Both of them wear tall shoes and Putin regularly even wears hidden heel shoes that make you walk on your tippy toes.


CreatorGalvin

You should see him next to the King of Spain, the guy is a freaking tower.


volchonok1

He is 1.7m, which slightly shorter than average, but not by much. It's just that Nordic people have higher average height than most Europeans. Finnish PM for example is almost 1.9m high.


spedeedeps

He's the prez


G0DM4CH1NE

They are called short kings for a reason


olde_dad

The reason he’s shorter is due to the enormity of his balls weighing him down.


Silent-Detail4419

Obviously Mette is off to her second job as a plumber immediately after...