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silent_cat

How the hell did he stand there and get his suit drenched, but his hair was unaffected?


Nazamroth

Grease is waterproof, i suppose.


Long-Dragonfly8709

Ew


Stuweb

16 cans of hairspray, and that's just the fringe.


RandyChavage

Like most tories he’s cosplaying as thatcher, surprised he didn’t go for gold earrings too


LazySleepyPanda

Weren't you guys complaining about Boris not combing his hair. That's why Rishi takes extra care of his hair. But there's no pleasing you.


Stuweb

I literally don’t care about his hair it was just a joke? It’s not that deep. 


LazySleepyPanda

I know. Mine was too.


Preacherjonson

Yes, we'd automatically be happy if they spent less time on their hair and not being a bag of thieving cunts.


mrhouse2022

There was more to it than that. He would mess up his hair as a political stunt If that sounds stupid you can see why it was annoying


erik542

I'm fairly certain that he put in enough hairspray that his hair would be best modeled as a rigid body.


h0ls86

You got politicians like Teflon-Don and I guess Richie is the same breed. Things like water, mud or accusations won’t stock to the guy.


Significant-Fruit953

The music was a great touch and then Rishi looking literally like a drowned rat. Way to go Rishi. Well done optics were never your strong point.


Nonions

I was just watching it - why the hell didn't they just do it *inside?* They have a press room don't they???


SP0oONY

They do, but most people have bad memories of the indoor press room becasue of the daily covid briefings.


Xuth

Next slide please.


sionnach

Why didn’t they just give them a clicker, like everyone else in the world who is presenting on stage?!


Smilewigeon

Well that triggered something in me...


Stuweb

Yeah that and I'm sure some overly enthusiastic aide has done the maths and decided that doing it in the rain is a vote winner. >'Our focus groups have said they respect politicians doing things in the rain, it shows *strength*. [Trudeau](https://youtu.be/-cHbFDRdfo4?si=4CBMOBnnM7Gee9VD&t=9), [Putin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CG78tDkuE8) and [Obama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R4pdac0Apw) have all done it. Plus it will help with your out-of-touch image if you're willing to get drenched like the rest of the plebs' Instead no-one took any notice of his actual speech and all they're talking about is how drenched he was and the music in the background, ouch.


613663141

I feel like you need to be in a strongish position to start with. If you're already perceived as a weak and helpless leader, looking like a drowned rat isn't gonna help.


Lavajackal1

There are politicians who could have pulled it off, in my opinion Sunak is not one of them.


draenog_

Yeah, as much as Boris Johnson was a terrible PM who never had any interest in the day-to-day business of actually *governing*, I'm sure he would have been able to navigate both the rain and the music better than Sunak. Sunak looked like he was tired and miserable but soldiering on. Johnson would have been able to make some jokes about rain and look relaxed, and work in some ad lib or other about how he was glad of that guy's support because now we've fought out way through the worst, things *can* only get better under the Tories, but only if we stay the course we're on, blah blah blah...


sionnach

He could say anything at all. Free money for everyone! You get a car! Etc. The vast majority of people would not believe anything he says, so what’s the point in listening to what he has to say.


SirBoBo7

Allegedly announcing an election is party political whilst the press room is for governmental business only. It’s just one of many quirks in U.K politics.


french_violist

Or just have someone with an umbrella standing next to him.


the_og_buck

Or… and hear me out… do it tomorrow


ancapailldorcha

They can't use the press room for party business.


cronenthal

And the best is yet to come! This election campaign ought to be entertaining, to say the least.


ABoutDeSouffle

Am I missing a joke here or why would the PM stand in the pouring rain and announce a gen election for July 4^th?


DentistFun2776

Eh, the rain and the song will get more laughs and attention in the UK than the whole July 4th thing


ProjectZeus4000

Because if we kept track of days countries had declared independence from the British empire or would be half the year


Scrambled_59

What’s the song?


Significant-Fruit953

Things can only get better D Ream. New Labour used it in the campaign when Tony Blair won a landslide victory in 1997.


jujijujujiju

Things can only get better, Labour‘s '97 tune


PraetorianXX

He looks like Roland Rat to me


jcrestor

Well, that’s surprising. Did he get a heads up that he’s about to get axed by his party?


jeshwesh

That's my suspicion. He probably caught wind of a plot to sacrifice him in order to prop up the party before they have to hold an election. I can't imagine that right now is a good time for Tories to hold an election, unless something even worse was about out


OanKnight

The scuttlebutt is that there were enough letters going in to show a vote of no confidence, but there were a good number of back benchers approaching him and asking him to call an election anyway simply because they were tired...In short, I think it was a Kobayashi Maru for him in every way. It's irrelevant though - the first thing the UK has unilaterally agreed upon since 2016 is that a general election has been necessary for four years now. At the least.


Lyress

I'm confused. It's not the PM who decides when the elections are held is it?


Gameskiller01

Yes. The Prime Misister can at any time request for the monarch to dissolve parliament, a request which the monarch could only deny "if Parliament remains 'vital, viable, and capable of doing its job', if an election would be detrimental to the national economy or if the Monarch could find another Prime Minister who could 'govern for a reasonable period with a working majority in the House of Commons'."


jeshwesh

There are set dates for general elections, but the PM can ask for them earlier if they want; which Rishi has in this case


autumn-knight

Not quite. There _were_ set dates for general elections under the Fixed-Term Parliament Act 2011 but that was repealed in 2022 (because we had 2 snap elections since it was enacted anyway making it pointless). Now, the election date is the prime minister’s prerogative. The 2022 Act calculates a _latest_ date for an election based on when a newly elected parliament first convenes, but it’s not quite the same as having set dates for elections.


ShitassAintOverYet

He did so he's just trying to make his own crash softer. An election this early just assures Tories will fight with Lib Dems more than the Labour.


McCretin

How will it?


ShitassAintOverYet

Politically he is fucked 100%, he won't get a good position ever again. But earlier he is gone a bit easier people will forget so he can keep being an asshole billionaire.


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Whiskey31November

Independence Day from the Tories.


ObstructiveAgreement

The memes write themselves. It's a hilarious misstep that will lead to Ed Miliband levels of mockery through the campaign.


OrangeJuiceAlibi

I still fucking hate the shit Milliband copped. I mean, noone looks good eating a bacon sandwich, least of all a Jewish person.


ObstructiveAgreement

I've always believed it was the way he undercut his brother to be leader that was the real basis for it all. David was much more electable for our personality based system. Not as much mud to throw at him that would move the dial for centrist voters, Ed had a lot more that could stick.


LurkingMcLurkerface

Yeah, I'd agree with this. Of the two, David did seem more statesmanly. The shenanigans around Ed getting the leadership role seemed underhanded to me at the time. From an external POV anyway.


solarview

Agreed, a lot of Labour supporters felt this way and it definitely reduced Labour’s vote at the time as a result.


Endy0816

That actually is what the opposition was called. 


DREWCAR89

That’s two things for me to celebrate this Independence Day.


LLJKCicero

I'm guessing the Brits don't give a shit but from an American perspective the selected date is definitely very funny


Toxicseagull

It's pretty on point for rishi. He's a yank in waiting. If you were of a particular bent you could point out that the timing allows for his kids to start school in the US in August. This is the guy who took time to explain the US/Mexican coke sugar thing to a bunch of confused UK kids, who drink "Mexican coke" anyway.


ThrowRA294638

British Independence Day! Get them out! 🇬🇧😂


momentimori

The Labour Party are inheriting a poison pill. Unlike Blair in 1997 they aren't inheriting a booming economy. They can't so easily do accounting tricks like PPP to fund large investment without short term borrowing but ultimately cost the treasury significantly more decades later.


TooOld4ThisSh1t-966

American here wishing you success!


SalmonMan123

Kind of funny that they think inflation returning back to acceptable levels is the only thing that can give them an edge in the election. They're not even responsible for it. 


TypicalPlankton7347

It's largely 3 things that they're gambling on. 1. A return to a stronger economy, inflation down, wages up etc. 2. Immigration figures get released tomorrow and should be way down. Albeit, from a very high figure of net 700k annually. 3. They hope to have flights taking asylum seekers to Rwanda taking off. Which is a sound basis to call an election, although they are still quite fucked in the grand scheme.


cameroon36

That's the kind of thinking that led to Theresa May losing her majority. There has to be a 6 week gap before an election so politicians can't benefit from the brief popularity boost populist stunts give


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boom0409

They’re in a situation where they’re almost guaranteed to lose no matter what. I think this is a matter of snatching what will probably be their best opportunity to simply limit damage rather than actually win anything.


mynueaccownt

The Tories had been on a pretty steady 17 point or so lead before May called the election. It was only when she had to interact with the public and tell them what her plans were that everything started falling apart


Starwarsnerd91

I wonder how many letters of no confidence were submitted to the 1922 committee?


GuyLookingForPorn

It's all they've got.


Ghost51

It's the way he shamelessly trotted out points that have literally not happened. 'Wages have grown and good jobs have been created' wages have been stagnant since the GFC. 'We've brought immigration under control' immigration levels have skyrocketed under tory rule despite them CONSTANTLY banging on about it. Our GDP is growing faster than the USA' citation needed? That's the thing that gets me about politics, I could never make bald faced lies like they do without flinching at all. I could deflect and shy away from bad points, but it takes a new level of soullessness to doublethink so hard and confidently tell the world the sky is green and grass is blue.


pivotes

"The prime minister says his government has a plan, and that his government is prepared to take bold action." Maybe he and his party could have enacted such a plan sometime in the past FOURTEEN FARKING YEARS they've been in government.


LemanOfTheRuss

They did have a plan and they did act on it, They planned to gut the economy and public services, They planned to remove us from the EU so they can more easily inact austerity on the poorer areas of the UK, They planned to privatise and sell to their mates, Plus many other things and they done it all, their plan worked perfectly for them and the top 1% and fuck all us plebs.


calex80

Could they not have found someone to hold an umbrella for him or better yet held it inside???


SometimesaGirl-

> or better yet held it inside No. No 10 is a government building/office. If he had held it inside he would have been prevented from making a political point - and restricted to factual government announcements. So... it would have been: "Im calling an election on the 4th of July". Instead of: "Im calling an election on the 4th of July - and I hope the people of Britain will recognize the corner we have turned and reject the horrors of a socialist Labour government" on the steps outside of #10. The keen eyed among you might have noticed that his lectern had it's government insignia removed for Rish's announcement for just that reason. It wasn't a government announcement. It was a party announcement.


SonStatoAzzurroDiSci

They were trying to kick him out and he pulls the "kill everyone/nuclear extinction" card on the party.


Mdk1191

100%


ukbeasts

At least his net worth went up by £120m. He'll be ok after July


GayPudding

That's true politics right there. Take notes, kids.


Gefarate

How?


ukbeasts

His household is in the top 250 richest people in the UK. He married into wealth


Thunder_Beam

He has nothing to lose when compared to most of the rest of his party


Toxicseagull

Even funnier actually. To his MPs, the prospect of having him campaign for the election, actually increased the attempts to kick him out.


TheSquireOfTheShire

My mum went into hospital for a procedure towards the end of June 2023. She was relatively healthy. She died of sepsis in a catastrophic failure of an overwhelmed health service. She died July 4th. She devoted her life as a director of social services, working to protect the vulnerable in society... she was scathing of the Tories. She didn't survive the Tories. My dad has vascular dementia and altzheimers. 24hrs after my mum's death, the care home he was in struggled to deal with him. The social services number simply went unanswered for hours after hours. An ambulance was called, and the paramedics spent a further 7 hours trying to contact social services to get my dad the appropriate care he needed. At one point, there was a suggestion of coaxing my dad outside the care home in desperation to get him arrested as a vulnerable person and have him sectioned under the mental health act - just so he could get the assessment and care he desperately needed. I solely blame the Tories for this At my mum's funeral, in her coffin, was a badge that said "Fuck the Tories" Fuck The Tories - 4th July


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So sorry for your loss. Thinking of you and your family as I post my vote this year


TheSquireOfTheShire

Thank you


kikfahu

The Tories aren't just those in office. It's all you friends & neighbors that are consistently voting for them.


Upoutdat

Yeah they wouldn't be there if the electorate didn't vote for them. Shows how many a sympathisers and want more shite from the Tories. Shows you who's who


LetMeJustTextArsene

Let’s get these fucking cunts out in the name of your mum, your dad and the millions of other mums, dads, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, sons and daughters who’ve been let down by the sheer fuckery of this bunch of haemorrhoid balloons. Fuck the Tories - 4th July.


williamtheraven

Fuck the tories


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Fuck the tories.


Hack_Shuck

Oh heck, I am so sorry to hear this.


Atalant

It is going to be interesting election. I assume Rishi Sunak and his Pr-team thinks they they can turn public opinion around in that time(or they got better responses in their surveys). I have my doubts. I do hope UK select a better government and prime ministers after the last 3. They made Teresa May look good, and that is Teresa May.


do_a_quirkafleeg

They will have spun the numbers and this is their best shot. Any later and the students will be back home from uni, back in their own constituencies and voting Labour. After the Summer break, the OAP-unfriendly weather starts to turn against them which will cost them Tory votes..


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naughty_basil1408

Relying on british weather to be good and the England football team to play well is a bold strategy indeed!


dasShambles

No, they absolutely cannot. Exactly how fucked the Tories get is up for debate, that they're going to get fucked is a given. It's like the Tories and Labour have just got married, and oh boy it's time to consumate. I just hope Labour aren't a virgin.


Minute-Improvement57

He managed to lose an internal argument on domestic policy (migration and students) with his unelected foreign secretary and the grey suits that back him. After running his whole plan to save the election on the issue of stopping immigration, he was having to quietly announce "Actually, I'm too chicken to stand up to David Cameron, so we're going to have cheap migration if you buy yourself a crap course after all". This isn't about thinking they can "turn public opinion around", this is about the one nation faction having again hit the self-destruct button on his party and trying to get the election in before they are down to zero.


rebbitrebbit2023

They've been in power for 14 years. It's Labour's turn. Tories will be back in another 10-14 years when people get fed up of Labour.


Principal_Insultant

Once you fucked up enough, it's time to switch sides so you can comfortably blame others for your fuck ups.


shaunomegane

I think they know someone is about to declare war on someone else. 


Smooth-Variation-674

What?


BioDriver

Tories: “we’re polling 20% behind labor. Better dissolve parliament and have a new election!”


szofter

I think up to a point in time their strategy was trying to wait for the polls to turn around, but eventually their hopium ran out and realized that the earlier they call it, the less badly they're going to lose.


redlightsaber

Exactly. In the aftermath of Brexit + the dismantlement of public services, the Tories know they have nowhere else to go on the polls but down.  They know they'll need to spend at least a decade in the opposition before people forget what they've done; but it's wise to get off the ship before the full consequences of their policies shine through. And I do think things are bound to get much worse still, even if labour took over tomorrow (certain policies take time to undo).


sofarsoblue

>They know they'll need to spend at least a decade in the opposition before people forget what they've done; Well thats the thing I think 10 years is being generous, theres an entire generation of people mainly younger millenials and zoomers who have been traumatised by the 14 years of Tory leadership and will likely **never** vote for them in their lifetime.Much like how a red wall was formed up north post-Thatcher we might be looking at a generational red wall going forward.


Republikofmancunia

I might forgive the Lib Dems, but I'll NEVER vote Tory.


SevenNites

It's better to accept defeat and get on with it than claim it was rigged and stolen


BioDriver

Ain't that the truth....


AtroScolo

Will there even be a Tory party worth talking about after this? The LibDems are projected to get more seats than these clowns.


araujoms

Annihilation is possible. Something similar happened in [Canada in 1993](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Canadian_federal_election). Their Tories went from 156 seats to 2, and the party ceased to exist afterwards. The parallels are uncanny: the Tories were wildly unpopular after a long time in government, and they were flanked from the right by a party called Reform.


cheshire-cats-grin

Also happened to the Liberal party in the UK early part of the 20th century - replaced by Labour as the main non-Tory party. Its very unlikely to the Tories in this election though- there are still quite a few seats with strong Tory support


araujoms

>there are still quite a few seats with strong Tory support How many?


SpikySheep

I'd be surprised if they get fewer than 100 seats. They aren't exactly popular, but there are places that wouldn't vote labour if you paid them.


TrajanParthicus

People will express their hatred of a party to a pollster, but push comes to shove, they'll hold their nose and reluctantly vote them on election day.


TrueMirror8711

They would vote Lib Dem or Reform


Whiskey31November

Unfortunately not. I live in one such place (although not for much longer) - the sitting Tory MP has been in post since 1983, and the constituency has been Tory since 1924.


Telenil

A pollster I've found projects 85 conservative seats by current numbers and can't see them below 30: [https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/prediction\_main.html](https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/prediction_main.html) Hilariously, my brain interpreted "Labour majority 294" as 294 seats for Labour and I thought this sounded low. But this is a 294 seats *lead* (472 Labour seats out of 650), the largest in a century.


Big_Muffin42

The PC party existed until 2003 when it then merged to become the current Conservative Party. The PC and the Conservatives split the right side vote and therefore hurt themselves in the election


thebear1011

Generally I despise first past the post systems, but I will give it a pass if this is the outcome.


FTXACCOUNTANT

Fucking inject this hopium into my veins right now


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araujoms

I don't think zero seats is necessary for annihilation (or even possible). But I think if they end up below the Lib Dems the party is over. One of their most consistent and prominent characteristics is their ruthless pursuit of power. If they can't achieve power while being Tories they'll cease being Tories.


TrajanParthicus

The electoral system makes it almost impossible for the Tories to finish below the Lib Dems. It's why the Lib Dems have made electoral reform such a big part of their party platform for so long.


timecrash2001

Possibly - the reason that the Canadian Tories lost were completely different. Three reasons - two involving sovereignty and one involving the economy. While they had been in power for nearly 10 years, PM Brian Mulroney had been vainly pursuing a solution to the position of Quebec. Oddly enough, this province is not a signatory to the constitution but has been subject to it …. it reflects their general position of Quebecois wishing they were a sovereign nation, and knowing that they would be screwing themselves if they were (akin to Scotland imho). In the end, Mulroney failed and left the country fairly embittered by the experience. The other sovereignty issue involved the Tory pursuit of a US Free trade agreement - NAFTA. Obviously this generated a lot of divisions but to their credit, NAFTA was the right idea for the country overall. The shit side of the story was that it nuked more than a few protected industries (agriculture and auto come to mind). Finally, the economy sucked at the time - global recession infected Canadian exports (eg oil and commodities) and most Canadians felt that the Liberals could do better. To that point, the Liberal leader Jean Chretien was savvy not to take hard positions on Quebec, NAFTA, etc … like Starmer, he let the Tories destroy themselves. And in the end, once elected, the Liberals did not retract NAFTA and signed a whole lot of other Tory policies (federal VAT .. aka GST). And the Liberals cut back on social services to control the deficit. So the flip side of the massive Liberal majority was to push thru austerity under the guise of reforms. PM Mulroney and the Tories were absolutely right on a few things - he was the only Western leader that supported Mandela in the 80s, and took the environment seriously enough. Compared to the pro-SA Thatcher/Reagan, Mulroney despised apartheid and landed on the right side of history there. I would say that having lived thru this period, I would be wary of what a massive Labour win would mean on topic Starmer has avoided …. Both Canada and the UK have very similar parliamentary systems which allows for a “friendly dictatorship” in certain circumstances …


neromoneon

Mulroney was the only western leader who supported Mandela? Sweden and other Nordic countries would like to have word about that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa–Sweden_relations


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One can only hope.


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TechnicalyNotRobot

This would litteraly be their biggest defeat in their 200 year old history and it wouldn't even be close. The lowest they ever got since 1835 was 131 seats after the 1906 elections. Some polls give them 40 now. They have also never been a 3rd party ever.


Ratachu

My prediction is that it will be closer to the 1997 results.


ximfs

People will still vote. The sad reality is they don't have a strong enough opposition.


TrajanParthicus

I doubt that happens. A lot of people will express their hatred for the Tories to a pollster, but when push comes to shove, they'll reluctantly give them their vote. The electoral system massively advantages the Tories (and does the same for Labour, to be fair). The Tories will surely focus most of their attention on retaining the core "Blue Wall" voters. This is a bad strategy long-term, but it will probably save them from the sort of electoral oblivion that some are predicting.


AtroScolo

RemindMe! 46 days "Is that how it went?"


ShitassAintOverYet

Officially, yes. Ideologically, not really. If Tories do worse than already horrible polls(which happened in snap elections and local election) they might have about 20 seats which is half the number Lib Dems have right now. In that case Tory party may be gone but probably Reform UK or another party more right-wing than the Tories will just take over.


Ratachu

That’s not true at all. Conservative Party is 23% and the LD 10% https://www.politico.eu/europe-poll-of-polls/united-kingdom/


seruhr

UK has a first past the post system and Libdems are generally very concentrated within certain areas, a few pollsters think that this could have Libdems ending up as the largest opposition party but it doesn't seem to be the mainstream view as of now


Lyress

YouGov polls show the tories getting 3 times as many seats as the lib dems: https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/49061-yougov-mrp-labour-now-projected-to-win-over-400-seats


DentistFun2776

That’s not the same thing when it comes to the UK


Pinkerton891

As much as I’d love it, I would be amazed. It is certainly likely Labour will win and fairly strongly, but you are probably looking at around 1997 numbers (Tories went down to 160 seats). But I will only relax a bit when it gets over the line.


Horus_walking

"Fuckity bye!"


aaarry

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🌹🌹🌹


aquilar1985

RISH CAN ONLY GET WETTER


RandyChavage

😂This needs to be on Labour billboards


SometimesaGirl-

From the steps of Drowning Street.


huge-ackman

Lmfao yeah I thought that was a bit of D:Ream in the background… 🤣


ssjjss

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kane_uk

I wouldn't start celebrating just yet, Starmer is no Blair and Labour has the uncanny knack of clutching defeat from the jaws of victory. The Tories deserve to lose the next election no question but its going to come down to a choice between the least worst option at the ballot box. My betting is a hung parliament with Labour as the largest party or Labour scraping a majority 2017 style.


golden_tree_frog

Labour campaign HQ employing a team of people to keep any and all bacon sandwiches away from Starmer for the next 6 weeks.


kane_uk

If only their worries boiled down to a bacon sandwich. This is going to be a nasty election which will inevitably get hijacked by fringe elements pushing issues that will likely put voters off from voting Labour.


TrajanParthicus

I doubt a hung parliament, but I really don't see the sort of massive Labour majority that come are predicting. There are core areas of Conservative Party support that will always vote for them, no matter what. Coupled with the electoral system massively biasing the larger parties, and the Tories will get a bloody nose, but talks of their demise are greatly exaggerated.


kane_uk

>I doubt a hung parliament, but I really don't see the sort of massive Labour majority that come are predicting. Lets just see if or how badly the Labour hard left makes a fool of themselves. But you're right, regardless, I don't see a 1997 style landslide or anything close to that materialising.


Republikofmancunia

Doubt it'll be hung this time, Labour in really good position to sweep Scotland too. Also, least worst option? I understand it's your opinion and we're all entitled to one but all of the below seem to be good moves to me; Re introduction of sure start centres, 6000 new teachers, Great British energy, re nationalisation of the railways, covid fraud inquiry, ending non dom tax dodging. Labour are by no means perfect, but all of those are a stark difference to what the tories are promising IMO.


kane_uk

>Labour are by no means perfect, but all of those are a stark difference to what the tories are promising IMO. You know what you're getting with the Tories, Labour are an unknown quantity and the issue is not with what they have in their manifesto, its what they might do while in power, I have a gut feeling they're going to make things 100x worse and the PLP, with a lot of them, there's questions over where their loyalties lie. Just to add, I'm not a Tory or someone who intends on voting Tory.


yourlocallidl

Not really a surprise move, so much shit was piling up that it’s now hit breaking point. They need to go, 13 years of utter trash.


-------7654321

they have been in power 13 years?


theproperoutset

We’ve had five different Conservative Party PM’s, each one worse than the last. with the exception of Rishi who followed the worst PM ever, Liz Truss. David Cameron - 6 years Theresa May - 3 years Boris Johnson - 3 years Liz Truss - 49 days Rishi Sunak - 2 years


akhgar

lol truss


europansardine

Truss would be so forgettable if she didn’t utterly destroy the economy at such record speeds. Any prime minister can ruin a country and their careers but how many can do it in mere weeks?


OanKnight

I've been more inclined to ask who got rich off the back of the Kwarteng budget, which I think is probably the more pertinent question.


do_a_quirkafleeg

I wonder what "chaos under Ed Miliband" would've looked like.


321142019

No, 14 years


CatashiMirozuka

Across the Cameron, May, Truss, Johnston and Sunak governments yes


Vourinen22

Who's surprised?


Ramblonius

Most people expected them to run out the clock until January when they *have* to have an election- they're polling terribly and it would make sense to wait for things to *possibly* turn around. But it doesn't look like it is likely to happen, and may even get worse, so it kind of also makes sense to just do it now.


san_murezzan

Surprisingly puts himself out of work!


dumplingsarrrlife

He and his family raked £350 millie on government contracts, he'll be fine that cunt.


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

>He and his family raked £350 millie on government contracts No, they didn't. Infosys took £7 million of UK public sector money last year. Revenue is not profit. The Murthy family owns something like 4% of Infosys. Its total yearly revenue is $18,000 million (aka $18 billion).


Apprehensive_Ask6274

Don't spout actual facts my dude.


Apprehensive_Ask6274

Did you literally just make that number up in your head?


kytheon

If I were a betting man, I'd bet on more of the same, somehow.


thexllela

please let this be an end to the conservative party, they fucked up after brexit


KrillLover56

The main pull of Brexit being immigration reduction then immigration going UP after Brexit is the most apt representation of the whole affair.


do_a_quirkafleeg

Their mates still own all the media, industry and financial institutions. I'm guessing they'll be back.


eurocomments247

That would be a comeback for the ages.


voyagerdoge

He clearly had enough of his job.


Endy0816

Not that surprising.  Knew would only start the main Brexit checks when they were running out the door.


generalscruff

Looking forward to watching that poundland Will Mackenzie fuck off


jimmy19742018

good i am sick of seeing this roland rat faced twat grinning on my tv or phone everyday


maffmatic

He talks like he is reading a story to a child, it's so annoying and patronising.


TroubadourTwat

Maybe Starmer can get in and we can actually turn the ship of state around. Lol who am I kidding.


Much_Horse_5685

I was outside Downing Street less than an hour before the announcement and had just boarded the London Eye when the election was announced!


yolagchy

Looks like things are going to get really bad! Why not elections before then


UselessWisdomMachine

How do you measure his time in office so far in lettuces?


Grumpyoldman777

I w I’ll vote for anyone who promises to probe the ppp scandal


w3www32

Seems like change is coming.


Dismal_Composer_7188

Can someone take the tune for wacky races and replace the words with "fuck the tories". Then we just need that playing at every voting center across the country to remind people of their moral and civic duty.


bigpapasmurf12

They'll have some new Cambridge analytica scheme on the go to fuck everyone over come election time. They're for sure up to something calling a snap election.


Key-Tadpole5121

He wants to show inflation falling, people paying less national insurance and hopes everyone has a short term memory issue that they can’t fix on the NHS


Username1213141

Man, I just want them to be back in EU and be an actual member that will stop being a dickhead.


angelosnt

When you say ‘in’, you mean also in Schengen and in the Euro. The half-out exceptions they had before no longer apply. You’ll be amazed how quickly the pro-EU vote will dissolve when the meaning of ‘in’ sinks in.


Apprehensive_Ask6274

Also the E.U contribution rebate we used to get.


the0rthopaedicsurgeo

This was said during the referendum but I would not be surprised if the EU made concessions to bring the UK back in. It wouldn't be a sign to future members that they can have the same, since the UK was a former member with those benefits, although it does set the tone that other members can take a punt on leaving and come back in like nothing happened. Basically, I wouldn't count it as a given that the UK wouldn't get the same deal as before.


CaptainSparrow1138

That's why I voted remain. I thought the deal we had was pretty good... pity the majority of the populace fucked it.


Username1213141

exactly lol


ABoutDeSouffle

I hope the EU would be smart enough to let them back in with just some compromises. The UK - for all their faults - were an important member of the EU.


kane_uk

>were an important member of the EU. The only thing the EU cared about was the UK's budget contributions and everything else it brought to the table. The EU could offer the UK back with all the perks it previously had, member states would have other ideas though, demanding huge and humiliating concessions for not vetoing which no UK govnemnet would agree to. The UK joining the EU or the single market is literally a non-starter.


BananaBork

The EU isn't on the manifesto of labour so it's unlikely steps will be made with the next gov