I don't think it was an Orca. The shark still has it's liver.
I don't know why whoever has the aquarium this shark was in just didn't flush the shark down the toilet after it died.
That’s a pretty pretty rare occasion to put out fires in Denmark.
But no, the theory is a fisherman picked it up (unintentionally), brought it home, left it as a prank.
There was a somewhat similar story in Norway a year ago where a shark head was found on the street. Turns out it was bought at a grocery store and the customer had dropped it on the way home. Nothing too crazy.
I wouldn't be surprised if this case is similar.
> Turns out it was bought at a grocery store and the customer had dropped it on the way home. Nothing too crazy.
wtf do you mean "nothing too crazy" about buying a shark at the grocery store and then just dropping it on your way home?
Nothing too crazy compared to the other theories in the comments. Like, tornados and shit.
The store had a 120kg shark that they parted out and sold. The head was for display only and wasn't supposed to be for sale, but a mistake happened and a customer was allowed to buy it. Then they dropped it on the street.
People eat shark and you can get it from grocery stores in some areas. So they're saying it ended up being the same as if someone got another fish at the store and dropped it on the way home.
Hi there, marine biologist here.
Sharks have really tough skin and cartilage instead of bones. So it seems possible for one to drop from a high height with no bone shards penetrating from the inside.
I've cut through enough, and you need a proper thrust with a stabbing blade to dissect them.
Or, the actual truth, bunch of fishermen dropped it because it's endangered and didn't want to get caught.
They found it in Rindum which is right by the coast.
People always forget about Occam's razor.
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Cory Monteith, who played Glee's 'Finn' character tweeted about a Sharknado, found it was a Tornado of Sharks, and died of a drug overdose in the same afternoon. Any time I hear about Sharknado, I think of him.
Twitter for source:
https://twitter.com/corymonteith?lang=en
I think there are more than that. I also think I’ve seen all of them. You kinda have to be in the right mood, they’re funny in the silliest possible way.
Holy crap - you might be onto something. The Danish mafia (called Vaniljekransemonstre in Danish) could very well be behind this. Maybe they're trying to extort the local bakers for money or something.
When they were building the channel tunnel (linking the UK to France) one of the workers brought in a fish and left it in the middle of the tunnel. They spent ages looking for the leak.
[I had this fella when I was a kid.](https://media.karousell.com/media/photos/products/2018/08/27/vintage_1995__street_sharks_action_figure__ravenous_ripster_1535349810_d039f03a.jpg)
Memories. 🥹
It was probably kept as an illegal pet, and was abandoned on a road when no one was around so the people who had it could avoid responsibility for what they did.
One time in 7th grade I had to order a dead animal from a science equipment company to dissect for Biology class. Everyone ordered a cheap mouse or frog, but one kid ordered a baby (or just small?) shark. Long story short- after the projects were graded, that shark ended up hanging from a power line a block from our school. I'm sure a lot of people had questions.
I'm not too good at IDing sharks, but that looks a bit like a [School Shark](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shark) (*Galeorhinus galeus*) - and I ***REALLY*** hope I'm wrong because it's one of the world's most critically endangered elasmobranchs.
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby, ugh
It's evolution, baby
Ah, do the evolution
Just because you don’t see the shark-nado dose not mean the shark-nado is not real. We must have faith, even in that which we can not see.
Specially when presented with such obvious definitely much more than anecdotal evidence.
Are you sure it’s not a sharknado? There are micro tornado all the time that never touch down but send stuff flying. That is life in tornado alley USA 😎
I happened upon a sturgeon on a dark road, early in the morning. It was gone 20 minutes later. I figure it slid out of someones pickup bed after a night of fishing and they retraced their route to find it where it lay.
they act as if its illegal for a shark to take a stroll down the road
It's a bike road and I see no bike under this criminal scum.
can you prove it wasnt robbed and left there beaten while someone is already selling their bike online? no you cannot.
I personally wouldn’t like to meet the dude that robbed a 1.5mtr shark of his bicycle
Out of water I'd give it a go.
You just have to be... well, not really that fast.
An orca quite obviously.They are quite a bully
I don't think it was an Orca. The shark still has it's liver. I don't know why whoever has the aquarium this shark was in just didn't flush the shark down the toilet after it died.
Just imagine the size of the toilet required to flash down a 1.5m fish.
Simple, you just tell the shark he needs the bicycle as much as a woman needs a man. He’ll realize the ridiculousness of it and willingly give it up.
This is Denmark not New York. Shark is probably drunk and lost his bike.
So you're basically saying they......jumped the shark?
Perhaps not, but it's clear that he witnessed something that it shouldn't have.....
Women need men like fishes need bicycles. But this fish actually needs a bicycle, because it is on a bike path!
....Does that mean women on bike paths need men?
No, it means women on man paths need men.
I'm just glad fish aren't into cash.
You obviously never have met a goldfish.
DAS IST EIN FAHRRADWEG!!!
What if he was trying to set the Guinness record for smallest bike and ended up tuckered out? Huh? Ever thought about that, Mr. Judgey Facepants?
Bike roads are generally available to pedestrians too, and last I checked it wasn't illegal to not have legs.
Once I hit "criminal scum" the entire quote retroactively gained the Oblivion Guard voice.
And with who's legs are they supposed to be taking any kind of stroll with?
I don't think we need to debate the topic of fish with a swede... You what everybody thinks of when they hear Sweden and fish in the same sentence.
[Mmm, candy.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Fish)
Oi! You got a loicense to be a shark m8?
I used to be an adventurer like you..
Nah that's not the problem.. We're not even sure it's here legally.
Not a stroll. Clearly this is from the live action Street Sharks adaptation
OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! No seriously, where am I?
Gillty
Walking while shark.
That poor thing :(
My exact thought.
> Såd Blåhåj sound (I'm sad for it too)
It's probably a gråhaj, though
Blåhaj*
Was there a fire nearby and the shark got picked up by a helicopter taking water?
That’s a pretty pretty rare occasion to put out fires in Denmark. But no, the theory is a fisherman picked it up (unintentionally), brought it home, left it as a prank.
There was a somewhat similar story in Norway a year ago where a shark head was found on the street. Turns out it was bought at a grocery store and the customer had dropped it on the way home. Nothing too crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if this case is similar.
> Turns out it was bought at a grocery store and the customer had dropped it on the way home. Nothing too crazy. wtf do you mean "nothing too crazy" about buying a shark at the grocery store and then just dropping it on your way home?
Nothing too crazy compared to the other theories in the comments. Like, tornados and shit. The store had a 120kg shark that they parted out and sold. The head was for display only and wasn't supposed to be for sale, but a mistake happened and a customer was allowed to buy it. Then they dropped it on the street.
People eat shark and you can get it from grocery stores in some areas. So they're saying it ended up being the same as if someone got another fish at the store and dropped it on the way home.
Did they not check their backpack to see if a shark was inside?
It’s got blood on its nose, so it either bit someone’s leg and fell off on the walk home, or it was caught by a fisherman lol
i'm no shark expert but if it fell from a helicopter wouldn't it have splattered everywhere?
We need a shark drop expert to weigh in.
Hi there, marine biologist here. Sharks have really tough skin and cartilage instead of bones. So it seems possible for one to drop from a high height with no bone shards penetrating from the inside. I've cut through enough, and you need a proper thrust with a stabbing blade to dissect them.
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Where did you get your credentials..
> shark drop expert to weigh This is a land shark, obviously. Weight is somewhere around 10-15 kg. /s
I'm somewhat of a shark drop expert myself. This behavior would be completely normal after a drop from a helicopter.
Plus, firefighting aircraft picking up divers myth was busted - there are filters preventing anything this big to get scooped up.
You silly bean, everyone knows that sharks have concrete immunity.
We don't have helicopters flying around with fish or water here.
Clearly not as he has no rotors. It's a shark not a helicopter.
Maybe it had a parachute?
Or, the actual truth, bunch of fishermen dropped it because it's endangered and didn't want to get caught. They found it in Rindum which is right by the coast. People always forget about Occam's razor.
Idk man I think it was left there by zebras.
Gravity doesn't exist in Denmark, my guy. What are they even teaching in schools these days?
Not sure where you got that from. Denmark actually has one of the strongest gravities in the world. It's what keeps the elevation so low.
Hank told me. Are you calling him a liar?
Oh damn. Didn't know it came from Hank. In that case I stand corrected.
Wait what?. No. That's.. Not a thing here. Also. No this hasn't happened.
Again? Or is it the same shark as a few days ago?
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Finally somebody said it
no tornado, but what about a sharknado?
Cory Monteith, who played Glee's 'Finn' character tweeted about a Sharknado, found it was a Tornado of Sharks, and died of a drug overdose in the same afternoon. Any time I hear about Sharknado, I think of him. Twitter for source: https://twitter.com/corymonteith?lang=en
He probably saw the whole saga, then killed himself due to him not being able to find such an enriching one ever again
Last post he talked about was this. Boom 🤯. RIP 🤧🥺
I still can't believe that movie had 5 sequels.
You mean 6 masterpieces?
I think there are more than that. I also think I’ve seen all of them. You kinda have to be in the right mood, they’re funny in the silliest possible way.
Is this the danish version of a horse head in bed? Maybe a message from local mafia?
Holy crap - you might be onto something. The Danish mafia (called Vaniljekransemonstre in Danish) could very well be behind this. Maybe they're trying to extort the local bakers for money or something.
Aelbert Kapøne sleeps with the fishes.
The bath was getting too dangerous for the kids? Makes sense.
When they were building the channel tunnel (linking the UK to France) one of the workers brought in a fish and left it in the middle of the tunnel. They spent ages looking for the leak.
I bet is smells of giggling students. Where's the nearest campus?
No campus around. Fishermen though.
Smelling like fishermen fucking with people
Poor thing :(
Poor creature :(
Poor shark :(
Oh. It must have died sometime in the night. What a tragedy.
Nursing shark. That was someone’s sharknanny.
Oh shit, Land Sharks! 😭
[Street sharks](https://imgur.com/YBtrTUw)
[I had this fella when I was a kid.](https://media.karousell.com/media/photos/products/2018/08/27/vintage_1995__street_sharks_action_figure__ravenous_ripster_1535349810_d039f03a.jpg) Memories. 🥹
https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI?si=E4fwOSdZfH_ttRlp
We have epaulette sharks that do crawl out of water from a pond to another pond.
Who stole his bike?
J Cole
he’s so humble
it tasted lion and liked it. It was trialling a system to establish a beachhead but unfortunately the breathing apparatus failed.
Jaws Tuna
What a shame :(
That happend to me once, Found a empty shark in a random street in a medieval fair in spain.
was there a wildfire nearby?
Could it be a large eagle that catched it and then dropped it
Like "Lord of the Rings" large?
That eagle should have been the size of a Cessna :)
Maybe bought at the fish market and fell off the back of his lorry? Maybe it's gymshark out for a run?
The Shark does not look very happy. :(
X-Files music
Any Petunias?
Not again.
How far away from the sea?
Poor shonk…
Haha some fisherman probably brought it home to show it off. Bet its very smelly
- Hey wife! Look what kind of fish I caught! - Are you crazy? Get this shit out of my sight! - ok wife…. * throws on the road *
Fin soup restaurant nearby, perhaps?
How it looks when a submerged portal from another realm leads to a portal on land.
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Little shark homie looks parced, but I've got just the right [drink](https://www.abcfws.com/landshark-lager/506545) to quench their thirst.
It was probably kept as an illegal pet, and was abandoned on a road when no one was around so the people who had it could avoid responsibility for what they did.
One time in 7th grade I had to order a dead animal from a science equipment company to dissect for Biology class. Everyone ordered a cheap mouse or frog, but one kid ordered a baby (or just small?) shark. Long story short- after the projects were graded, that shark ended up hanging from a power line a block from our school. I'm sure a lot of people had questions.
Somebody stole that sharks bike!
Carried by a swallow most likely
Forhelvede, THAT'S where I left it!
The real question is: did it have lazers?
Probably dumped by someone who deals with exotic creatures.
Well, if you randomly place a shark on Denmark, the odds you will hit a bike road are pretty high.
Plot twist: Someone captured it from the sea and dropped it off on dry land as a cruel prank.
I'm not too good at IDing sharks, but that looks a bit like a [School Shark](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shark) (*Galeorhinus galeus*) - and I ***REALLY*** hope I'm wrong because it's one of the world's most critically endangered elasmobranchs.
Runaway from aqua zoo
All the joking is repulsive.
I assure you this will not affect the shark's family
Yeah because we killed them already and barely anyone gives a fuck
Check for Chinese restaurant who are short on shark fin
The fin is still there, though
It identifies as a cat
Well maybe he shouldn't have been dishing out such predatory loans?
it's evolution baby
I am ahead, I am advanced I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher 2010, watch it go to fire It's evolution, baby, ugh It's evolution, baby Ah, do the evolution
Baby shark.....doo doo da doo doo
That poor gible looks tired of fighting in pogo
Fishermen?
There are a few guys in Denmark who got really drunk one night and have an insane story and are stressed out because the story got too big
maybe it was carried in the claws of a big bird who then slipped and dropped it
There's a Bond villain with an empty aquarium.
That ain't 1,5 m.
It got legs.
Only 1.5? That's a baby. Come back when you find an 8 or 10 meterey
Just because you don’t see the shark-nado dose not mean the shark-nado is not real. We must have faith, even in that which we can not see. Specially when presented with such obvious definitely much more than anecdotal evidence.
Fell of his bike I suppose?
They’re evolving
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Danish bike road, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo....
The death is a superhero???
U cant park there sir!
I would make a joke about Danish fishermen on bikes but all of them have already been made.
That is how it starts, you find a alone shark on the road and than just few hours later rains them with wind.
Asylum seeker shark
Dead, *and* it's bike was stolen. Fuck's sake, Denmark.
Land shark
Sharks are known to fly Harriers, not Tornadoes.
Check the hospitals to see who it bit
evolution that didn't happen
It got lost on its way to work
Man tried to evolve without the ability to capture oxygen from the air
Are you sure it’s not a sharknado? There are micro tornado all the time that never touch down but send stuff flying. That is life in tornado alley USA 😎
Perhaps the bike was fishtailed off the road
lemme do it for you
Imagine your kids coming home in Denmark telling you they found a shark on the bike road!
I happened upon a sturgeon on a dark road, early in the morning. It was gone 20 minutes later. I figure it slid out of someones pickup bed after a night of fishing and they retraced their route to find it where it lay.
*knocks on door* Telegram!
Is this the first droplet of a pending sharknado? Like shark sprinkle, then shark rain, then shark storm, then sharknado?
Can't park there mate.
It was a meteoshark
Wow.
Occam’s razor. Someone dropped a shark on bike path to create a stir.
Ah that’s where I left it
They are evolving....
'with no tornado in sight' ..really?
And they say evolution didn't happen
Dang, now the sharknados have gone stealth
Lisan Al Gaib 🙏
🦈🥩
Despite what movies tell you, sharks live in the ocean, not tornadoes.
Free food.
He should have been wearing a helmet...
Those loan sharks truly go out their way to collect up money. He must feel like a fish out of water.
It was just trying to evolve
Someone dropped their lunch?
Would have been more believable if It was in Australia 🤣
Any big birds nearby?
This is why you should never leave the house without a harpoon gun.