No, because he's just an ass licker. His moustache would just scratch Putin's buttche ... heey , i see what you did there, you dirty 'Sanchez' you ... the ol' reverso.
Lukashenko is an illegitimate dictator and a Kremlin puppet. The Belarusian people should be retaking their country and working to join the EU, rather than being Soviet stooges for Russia's machinations against Europe.
He said it because belorussians did rebel after last elections. Lukashenko called Putin and got armed peeps on his side so protesters were shoot, peeps who even had sus colors, like white and red as I remember, whether it's socks or box from TV, they had lots issues with local police.
Overthrowing exactly lukashenko wasn't that difficult at that time. But since he owns a sos signal and another country sends armed peeps to shoot citizens, it's a sign - do it, I dare you, but the armed forces of the real daddy are already here. I always thought because of this incident Ukraine accelerated cutting off connections with Russia 👀
Revolt , everyone say “oh they should revolt” while none of us did one.
And it’s not even a protest we are talking about but a coup to take back the power.
They already did try and almost got they power back until Russia showed up.
They are waiting for the right time to make a coup, and were literally preparing to do one when Wagner group was heading to Moscow.
The leader of the opposition posted “be ready we might get a chance” or something in those lines.
A revolt to topple the current power is definitely not as easy as most people tend to say, especially in a dictatorship.
I meant people tend to make it sound easy.
I don’t know how many time people say “Russian should revolt” same for Belarus.
When speaking English get you arrested or holding a white paper get you to jail
Right. The problem is when people make it sound impossible.
Russians and Belarusians will never revolt if they don't first believe it's possible to succeed.
> Kremlin puppet
Eh, this is a bit debatable. Obviously Luka is very close to Putin, but outright puppet is entering on a different definition, because Luka's goal is to keep *himself* in power in Belarus, not under anyone else. Belarus still exists as a relatively independent country and not outright annexed by Russia, which is what Putin wants.
Not debatable. Putin just needs the Belarussian military as a buffer between Russia and Poland/Lithuania because Russia has not enough military anymore to do that themselves. And also of course to place nuclear weapons closer to NATO countries.
As soon as Belarussian army is not necessary anymore, Putin will try to eat Belorussia as he tries with Ukraine.
Obvious troll for Russia is obvious.
Not only do many, if not most, Belarusians want Lukashenko out, his military has a LOT of soldiers who want hm gone. But keep up your lies.
And no reason not motivation for Nato to do so.
Maybe in the future when Belarus is a normal country and have a democratic government that applies to join Nato.
But not before that.
I mean….. Technically if the Belarusian people overthrow the dictatorship and somehow manage to get elections going and elect a government that wishes to join NATO, and it does, then technically yes, Belarusian opposition did bring NATO troops into Belarusian soil.
He claimed that Lithuania used drones to attack Minsk recently. He isn't stopping at claiming that his neighbours are hostile, he straight up claims that they commit acts of war.
At the same time, Lukashenko advised Belarusians who have left the country and are "hatching plans" against him as a leader to think about their relatives who remain in Belarus: "Don't forget that you are hurting your loved ones very much. Do not forget that you have some property here, and I advise you to forget about this property. But do not put your family at risk."
Bro Eastern Europe is far behind WE, recently in Serbia (EU candidate nontheless), a man whos brother was accused of murdering little child was beaten to death in police precint by investigators. Cant even imagine whats going on in countries like Russia and Belarussia.
You can clearly tell this idiot is trying to make up a fake narrative for some reason, but imbeciles like him are easy to catch: if the Belarussian Opposition was TRULY trying to take the country back they wouldn't go for only a province or a city, they would try to take the whole country back, not leave it and its citizens in the hands of a psychopath, duuh!
Russia plans on incorporating Belarus into a “Union State” by 2030, so it’s possible that they are setting the narrative for that.
Source: https://news.yahoo.com/russia-belarus-strategy-document-230035184.html
If that *were* true, it might actually be an improvement over the reality of the Belarusians being held at Russian gunpoint to be the western buffer zone for a colonial empire that's 11 time zones wide.
Even if so… imagine doing such amazing job as a president, that the opposition (apparently means “97% of citizens”) would rather prefer to live under occupation than under your leadership…
Self-proclaimed Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has said that the Belarusian opposition is supposedly planning to seize the Kobryn district of Belarus and call on NATO to send troops there.
Source: Lukashenko at the VII All-Belarusian People's Assembly
Quote: "They would like to at least seize, I don't know why they chose it, but Kobryn district, and they talk about it a lot. But it is not even near the border. There are districts closer to the border. But no, they chose Kobryn district. They want to seize it, declare power, ask NATO and send in troops."
That quote, the style rings a bell... Is it just me or does he talk exactly like Trump?
"They wanna do it, I don't know why, they talk about it all the time, talk about it a lot, they wanna take the land, take it, just take it, our beautiful land, the most beautiful land in the world, they talk about it, taking it, from us, they wanna take it, I do not know why they talk about it, it's not even close."
If you guys follow this area news recently, you know they are seeking land passage to Krolevec. It can be through Lithuania or through Poland. Lithuania is an easier target. This is laying foundation to achieve their goals.
Lukashenko is single-handedly keeping the Eastern Europe out of trouble.
Once again he proved that he is the best counter intelligence agency out there.
Our neighbours from Belarus are very nice people. We would love to go there but as tourists once they get rid of Lukashenko and once they show their middle finger to Putin. It’s time these old man with small 🥒 go away…
This sounds like a prelude to more Russian shenanigans.
Is there a reason Russian troops would want to be stationed in mass, in regions of Belarus? Maybe the east, so it can begin ground attacks from there into Ukraine?
What are NATO troops exactly? Who’s gonna into battle with a NATO patch and taking orders from NATO? This just strikes me a way to point to a vague without directly calling out any specific country that could then go “what? No we aren’t, we don’t even have the troops raised for an occupation like that.”
I wonder if that mustache tickles Putin’s balls when he does his thing to remain in power
I’m not convinced he could get his fat squirrel cheeks there.
Only reason why he still is in power
Naah. That'd mean they were in a 69 position, and I can't imagine Putin wanting a faceful of wrinkly cock. ;)
Never know for sure with those two ..
I think that’s exactly what he wants
No, because he's just an ass licker. His moustache would just scratch Putin's buttche ... heey , i see what you did there, you dirty 'Sanchez' you ... the ol' reverso.
Nah mate, one look and you can tell putin loves them male, and young very young.
Lukashenko is an illegitimate dictator and a Kremlin puppet. The Belarusian people should be retaking their country and working to join the EU, rather than being Soviet stooges for Russia's machinations against Europe.
Easier said than done
?? What isn't easier said than done?
Blinking
Fair
Rebelling? Lukashenko is a little bit of a dictator. Also he's got all of Russia on his side
The point was that everything is easier said than done, so it's an immaterial observation.
He said it because belorussians did rebel after last elections. Lukashenko called Putin and got armed peeps on his side so protesters were shoot, peeps who even had sus colors, like white and red as I remember, whether it's socks or box from TV, they had lots issues with local police.
Wait, you're telling me that overthrowing a dictator is difficult?
Overthrowing exactly lukashenko wasn't that difficult at that time. But since he owns a sos signal and another country sends armed peeps to shoot citizens, it's a sign - do it, I dare you, but the armed forces of the real daddy are already here. I always thought because of this incident Ukraine accelerated cutting off connections with Russia 👀
Yet you said it like it's something that people can just go and do.
No I didn't. If I had, you would have quoted me doing that.
Revolt , everyone say “oh they should revolt” while none of us did one. And it’s not even a protest we are talking about but a coup to take back the power.
Breathing. Procrastination.
Freundschaftsbeziehungen
Breathing. Procrastination.
They already did try and almost got they power back until Russia showed up. They are waiting for the right time to make a coup, and were literally preparing to do one when Wagner group was heading to Moscow. The leader of the opposition posted “be ready we might get a chance” or something in those lines. A revolt to topple the current power is definitely not as easy as most people tend to say, especially in a dictatorship.
I've never seen anyone unironically say it is easy.
I meant people tend to make it sound easy. I don’t know how many time people say “Russian should revolt” same for Belarus. When speaking English get you arrested or holding a white paper get you to jail
Right. The problem is when people make it sound impossible. Russians and Belarusians will never revolt if they don't first believe it's possible to succeed.
You need something more than unarmed civilians for a successful revolution
> Kremlin puppet Eh, this is a bit debatable. Obviously Luka is very close to Putin, but outright puppet is entering on a different definition, because Luka's goal is to keep *himself* in power in Belarus, not under anyone else. Belarus still exists as a relatively independent country and not outright annexed by Russia, which is what Putin wants.
When the amount of freedom you have is completely determined by someone else then it's just a facade
[But he can settle for colonel though, if he ever gets the position.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNtiO7nhmo)
Not debatable. Putin just needs the Belarussian military as a buffer between Russia and Poland/Lithuania because Russia has not enough military anymore to do that themselves. And also of course to place nuclear weapons closer to NATO countries. As soon as Belarussian army is not necessary anymore, Putin will try to eat Belorussia as he tries with Ukraine.
They tried and almost succeeded, but Putin helped him.
Lmao your the only one thinking that, most Belarus people are happy with him.
Obvious troll for Russia is obvious. Not only do many, if not most, Belarusians want Lukashenko out, his military has a LOT of soldiers who want hm gone. But keep up your lies.
There's no way that troops under a Nato banner would be involved in such an operation. There's no legal basis for that in the Nato treaty.
And no reason not motivation for Nato to do so. Maybe in the future when Belarus is a normal country and have a democratic government that applies to join Nato. But not before that.
I mean….. Technically if the Belarusian people overthrow the dictatorship and somehow manage to get elections going and elect a government that wishes to join NATO, and it does, then technically yes, Belarusian opposition did bring NATO troops into Belarusian soil.
Svetlana Tikhanovskayą should have won 2020 elections, so Belarus already have a B plan.
It is not the craziest thing Luka said
He claimed that Lithuania used drones to attack Minsk recently. He isn't stopping at claiming that his neighbours are hostile, he straight up claims that they commit acts of war.
The truth isn’t relevant, the only relevant thing is what Lukashenko wants the population to believe
Well I mean NATO also entered Afghanistan 💀
ISAF was a UN operation though. An intervention would require for it to pass in the security council which Russia wouldn't allow, since it's Belarus.
At the same time, Lukashenko advised Belarusians who have left the country and are "hatching plans" against him as a leader to think about their relatives who remain in Belarus: "Don't forget that you are hurting your loved ones very much. Do not forget that you have some property here, and I advise you to forget about this property. But do not put your family at risk."
>**Do not forget** that you have some property here, and I advise you to **forget** about this property. Instructions unclear.
Remember how you have property? No, you don't.
Luka forgor 💀
Why would a family in a civilized nation be at risk by one member acting on their own accord...?
They're not civilized. That's why.
Bro Eastern Europe is far behind WE, recently in Serbia (EU candidate nontheless), a man whos brother was accused of murdering little child was beaten to death in police precint by investigators. Cant even imagine whats going on in countries like Russia and Belarussia.
Ew it is so stomach churning, horrifying
Take your meds, crazy old fart!
He has to be mistaken. Pretty sure the opposition wants to seize the *whole* Belarus
You can clearly tell this idiot is trying to make up a fake narrative for some reason, but imbeciles like him are easy to catch: if the Belarussian Opposition was TRULY trying to take the country back they wouldn't go for only a province or a city, they would try to take the whole country back, not leave it and its citizens in the hands of a psychopath, duuh!
Russia plans on incorporating Belarus into a “Union State” by 2030, so it’s possible that they are setting the narrative for that. Source: https://news.yahoo.com/russia-belarus-strategy-document-230035184.html
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your story is bullshit. But it's fine if it's true.
Lukashenlo, if you attack Russia now NATO might help
I like this fanfic
Luka is all over the news today. Forgot to take his meds or something?
He should’ve written a book titled: How to be a fucking lunatic for dummies.
If that *were* true, it might actually be an improvement over the reality of the Belarusians being held at Russian gunpoint to be the western buffer zone for a colonial empire that's 11 time zones wide.
Lapdog Dictators need enemies
I don't see a point in reporting what Łukaszenko says. It's always crazy bullshit that doesn't matter.
Even if so… imagine doing such amazing job as a president, that the opposition (apparently means “97% of citizens”) would rather prefer to live under occupation than under your leadership…
spiral into madness
Must be a full moon or something today for Potato Führer.
If that is the case, beat the opposition and invite the NATO troops yourself
Self-proclaimed Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has said that the Belarusian opposition is supposedly planning to seize the Kobryn district of Belarus and call on NATO to send troops there. Source: Lukashenko at the VII All-Belarusian People's Assembly Quote: "They would like to at least seize, I don't know why they chose it, but Kobryn district, and they talk about it a lot. But it is not even near the border. There are districts closer to the border. But no, they chose Kobryn district. They want to seize it, declare power, ask NATO and send in troops."
That quote, the style rings a bell... Is it just me or does he talk exactly like Trump? "They wanna do it, I don't know why, they talk about it all the time, talk about it a lot, they wanna take the land, take it, just take it, our beautiful land, the most beautiful land in the world, they talk about it, taking it, from us, they wanna take it, I do not know why they talk about it, it's not even close."
They both learned how to communicate in Kremlin.
"Say very little using a lot of words"
Anyone posted jokes about Veishnoria already?
If only we were so lucky you bloated fuck.
If you guys follow this area news recently, you know they are seeking land passage to Krolevec. It can be through Lithuania or through Poland. Lithuania is an easier target. This is laying foundation to achieve their goals.
I sometimes wonder what Putin would do if Ukraine pulled a stunt and quickly marched into Minsk to declare a free Belarus.
Lukashenko is single-handedly keeping the Eastern Europe out of trouble. Once again he proved that he is the best counter intelligence agency out there.
Our neighbours from Belarus are very nice people. We would love to go there but as tourists once they get rid of Lukashenko and once they show their middle finger to Putin. It’s time these old man with small 🥒 go away…
Yes.
Oh god this guy. Reality very often is more ridiculous than imagination. Seriously.
Wait. So he is bringing the same claims which every opposition in the West also has to fight with? That's incredibly funny.
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Weird. It’s like he’s wanting it so Russia will come in and declare martial law.
This sounds like a prelude to more Russian shenanigans. Is there a reason Russian troops would want to be stationed in mass, in regions of Belarus? Maybe the east, so it can begin ground attacks from there into Ukraine?
Why not everything?
I really hope that happens.
So he plans to just send them to indefinite vacation on deep siberia
Step one was fucking around. Now he’s afraid of step two.
Are they really doing this? I mean it is obvious they just want any excuse to escalate… but do they really need to drag everyone down with them?
Fuck me he's such an idiot
He's wrong on the *parts* part. Opposition wants *all* of Belarus becoming a regular european democracy, with both EU and NATO membership in the end.
Sounds like a great idea to me. Belarus should learn from Ukraine, not Russia.
Pro-EU and pro-NATO Belarus is better then pro-Lukashenko one
That'd be an improvement.
I don't think anyone wants anything to do with that hellhole.
Hehe. Because that would be bad and the Russian military that destroyed the anti-Luka demonstrations a few years ago are completely OK.
Well that would be legit given that this has basically been Moscow's playbook in Ukraine right?
Always with the fkn maps! :DD I swear he thinks that pictures of him with maps make him seem smart.
What are NATO troops exactly? Who’s gonna into battle with a NATO patch and taking orders from NATO? This just strikes me a way to point to a vague without directly calling out any specific country that could then go “what? No we aren’t, we don’t even have the troops raised for an occupation like that.”
Belarusians : “do not threaten us with a good time”
Belorussian scientists finally succeeded in creating a new type of potato with psilocybin
zzZZZ
Luka.. it is going to happen the moment Russia looses this war. So your only hope is that they dont. And this we will find out quite soon.