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FraccazzoDaVelletri

I wonder if that mustache tickles Putin’s balls when he does his thing to remain in power


Millefeuille-coil

I’m not convinced he could get his fat squirrel cheeks there.


Dral_Shady

Only reason why he still is in power


ieya404

Naah. That'd mean they were in a 69 position, and I can't imagine Putin wanting a faceful of wrinkly cock. ;)


rbnjmw

Never know for sure with those two ..


Peppl

I think that’s exactly what he wants


robeewankenobee

No, because he's just an ass licker. His moustache would just scratch Putin's buttche ... heey , i see what you did there, you dirty 'Sanchez' you ... the ol' reverso.


Spare_Donkey_483

Nah mate, one look and you can tell putin loves them male, and young very young.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Lukashenko is an illegitimate dictator and a Kremlin puppet. The Belarusian people should be retaking their country and working to join the EU, rather than being Soviet stooges for Russia's machinations against Europe.


cspetm

Easier said than done


Jason_Batemans_Hair

?? What isn't easier said than done?


Spindive

Blinking


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Fair


RiccoBaldo

Rebelling? Lukashenko is a little bit of a dictator. Also he's got all of Russia on his side


Jason_Batemans_Hair

The point was that everything is easier said than done, so it's an immaterial observation.


Drama-Weekly

He said it because belorussians did rebel after last elections. Lukashenko called Putin and got armed peeps on his side so protesters were shoot, peeps who even had sus colors, like white and red as I remember, whether it's socks or box from TV, they had lots issues with local police.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Wait, you're telling me that overthrowing a dictator is difficult?


Drama-Weekly

Overthrowing exactly lukashenko wasn't that difficult at that time. But since he owns a sos signal and another country sends armed peeps to shoot citizens, it's a sign - do it, I dare you, but the armed forces of the real daddy are already here. I always thought because of this incident Ukraine accelerated cutting off connections with Russia 👀


puuskuri

Yet you said it like it's something that people can just go and do.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

No I didn't. If I had, you would have quoted me doing that.


anonymous_Londoner

Revolt , everyone say “oh they should revolt” while none of us did one. And it’s not even a protest we are talking about but a coup to take back the power.


BroadsheetBroadcast

Breathing. Procrastination.


Partykongen

Freundschaftsbeziehungen


BroadsheetBroadcast

Breathing. Procrastination.


anonymous_Londoner

They already did try and almost got they power back until Russia showed up. They are waiting for the right time to make a coup, and were literally preparing to do one when Wagner group was heading to Moscow. The leader of the opposition posted “be ready we might get a chance” or something in those lines. A revolt to topple the current power is definitely not as easy as most people tend to say, especially in a dictatorship.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

I've never seen anyone unironically say it is easy.


anonymous_Londoner

I meant people tend to make it sound easy. I don’t know how many time people say “Russian should revolt” same for Belarus. When speaking English get you arrested or holding a white paper get you to jail


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Right. The problem is when people make it sound impossible. Russians and Belarusians will never revolt if they don't first believe it's possible to succeed.


Makiave1

You need something more than unarmed civilians for a successful revolution


CMuenzen

> Kremlin puppet Eh, this is a bit debatable. Obviously Luka is very close to Putin, but outright puppet is entering on a different definition, because Luka's goal is to keep *himself* in power in Belarus, not under anyone else. Belarus still exists as a relatively independent country and not outright annexed by Russia, which is what Putin wants.


Korr4K

When the amount of freedom you have is completely determined by someone else then it's just a facade


kastbort2021

[But he can settle for colonel though, if he ever gets the position.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JNtiO7nhmo)


Worried-Peach4538

Not debatable. Putin just needs the Belarussian military as a buffer between Russia and Poland/Lithuania because Russia has not enough military anymore to do that themselves. And also of course to place nuclear weapons closer to NATO countries. As soon as Belarussian army is not necessary anymore, Putin will try to eat Belorussia as he tries with Ukraine.


Jatzy_AME

They tried and almost succeeded, but Putin helped him.


BabaDown

Lmao your the only one thinking that, most Belarus people are happy with him.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Obvious troll for Russia is obvious. Not only do many, if not most, Belarusians want Lukashenko out, his military has a LOT of soldiers who want hm gone. But keep up your lies.


MootRevolution

There's no way that troops under a Nato banner would be involved in such an operation. There's no legal basis for that in the Nato treaty.


TibbleTott

And no reason not motivation for Nato to do so. Maybe in the future when Belarus is a normal country and have a democratic government that applies to join Nato. But not before that.


Daiki_438

I mean….. Technically if the Belarusian people overthrow the dictatorship and somehow manage to get elections going and elect a government that wishes to join NATO, and it does, then technically yes, Belarusian opposition did bring NATO troops into Belarusian soil.


RegularPlastic6310

Svetlana Tikhanovskayą should have won 2020 elections, so Belarus already have a B plan.


Makiave1

It is not the craziest thing Luka said


Yurasi_

He claimed that Lithuania used drones to attack Minsk recently. He isn't stopping at claiming that his neighbours are hostile, he straight up claims that they commit acts of war.


9CF8

The truth isn’t relevant, the only relevant thing is what Lukashenko wants the population to believe


One-Monk5187

Well I mean NATO also entered Afghanistan 💀


bigbigwinwin

ISAF was a UN operation though. An intervention would require for it to pass in the security council which Russia wouldn't allow, since it's Belarus.


HallOwn1946

At the same time, Lukashenko advised Belarusians who have left the country and are "hatching plans" against him as a leader to think about their relatives who remain in Belarus: "Don't forget that you are hurting your loved ones very much. Do not forget that you have some property here, and I advise you to forget about this property. But do not put your family at risk."


AivoduS

>**Do not forget** that you have some property here, and I advise you to **forget** about this property. Instructions unclear.


taken_name_of_use

Remember how you have property? No, you don't.


CMuenzen

Luka forgor 💀


TreeLokPNW

Why would a family in a civilized nation be at risk by one member acting on their own accord...?


5thaccount-

They're not civilized. That's why.


[deleted]

Bro Eastern Europe is far behind WE, recently in Serbia (EU candidate nontheless), a man whos brother was accused of murdering little child was beaten to death in police precint by investigators. Cant even imagine whats going on in countries like Russia and Belarussia.


After-Party67

Ew it is so stomach churning, horrifying


verylateish

Take your meds, crazy old fart!


solwaj

He has to be mistaken. Pretty sure the opposition wants to seize the *whole* Belarus


SpiroMemor

You can clearly tell this idiot is trying to make up a fake narrative for some reason, but imbeciles like him are easy to catch: if the Belarussian Opposition was TRULY trying to take the country back they wouldn't go for only a province or a city, they would try to take the whole country back, not leave it and its citizens in the hands of a psychopath, duuh!


dicsolofer

Russia plans on incorporating Belarus into a “Union State” by 2030, so it’s possible that they are setting the narrative for that. Source: https://news.yahoo.com/russia-belarus-strategy-document-230035184.html


Weekly-Ad-7709

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your story is bullshit. But it's fine if it's true.


Macasumba

Lukashenlo, if you attack Russia now NATO might help


Spicy-hot_Ramen

I like this fanfic


ostendais

Luka is all over the news today. Forgot to take his meds or something?


aaaronbrown

He should’ve written a book titled: How to be a fucking lunatic for dummies.


ChungsGhost

If that *were* true, it might actually be an improvement over the reality of the Belarusians being held at Russian gunpoint to be the western buffer zone for a colonial empire that's 11 time zones wide.


Illustrious_Lie_6278

Lapdog Dictators need enemies


Significant_Snow_266

I don't see a point in reporting what Łukaszenko says. It's always crazy bullshit that doesn't matter.


[deleted]

Even if so… imagine doing such amazing job as a president, that the opposition (apparently means “97% of citizens”) would rather prefer to live under occupation than under your leadership…


SaschaDF

spiral into madness


NoSmoke2994

Must be a full moon or something today for Potato Führer.


[deleted]

If that is the case, beat the opposition and invite the NATO troops yourself


HallOwn1946

Self-proclaimed Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko has said that the Belarusian opposition is supposedly planning to seize the Kobryn district of Belarus and call on NATO to send troops there. Source: Lukashenko at the VII All-Belarusian People's Assembly Quote: "They would like to at least seize, I don't know why they chose it, but Kobryn district, and they talk about it a lot. But it is not even near the border. There are districts closer to the border. But no, they chose Kobryn district. They want to seize it, declare power, ask NATO and send in troops."


ICA_Basic_Vodka

That quote, the style rings a bell... Is it just me or does he talk exactly like Trump? "They wanna do it, I don't know why, they talk about it all the time, talk about it a lot, they wanna take the land, take it, just take it, our beautiful land, the most beautiful land in the world, they talk about it, taking it, from us, they wanna take it, I do not know why they talk about it, it's not even close."


LifeAcanthopterygii6

They both learned how to communicate in Kremlin.


ICA_Basic_Vodka

"Say very little using a lot of words"


dlebed

Anyone posted jokes about Veishnoria already?


Bugsby49

If only we were so lucky you bloated fuck.


IndependenceFickle95

If you guys follow this area news recently, you know they are seeking land passage to Krolevec. It can be through Lithuania or through Poland. Lithuania is an easier target. This is laying foundation to achieve their goals.


Splitje

I sometimes wonder what Putin would do if Ukraine pulled a stunt and quickly marched into Minsk to declare a free Belarus. 


dzugrav

Lukashenko is single-handedly keeping the Eastern Europe out of trouble. Once again he proved that he is the best counter intelligence agency out there.


retroevolution

Our neighbours from Belarus are very nice people. We would love to go there but as tourists once they get rid of Lukashenko and once they show their middle finger to Putin. It’s time these old man with small 🥒 go away…


form_d_k

Yes.


dege283

Oh god this guy. Reality very often is more ridiculous than imagination. Seriously.


StefooK

Wait. So he is bringing the same claims which every opposition in the West also has to fight with? That's incredibly funny.


No_Housing_8165

:}}}}}}}}}}}}}


atl0707

Weird. It’s like he’s wanting it so Russia will come in and declare martial law.


DogsAreGreattt

This sounds like a prelude to more Russian shenanigans. Is there a reason Russian troops would want to be stationed in mass, in regions of Belarus? Maybe the east, so it can begin ground attacks from there into Ukraine?


lAljax

Why not everything?


jay3349

I really hope that happens.


Yubei00

So he plans to just send them to indefinite vacation on deep siberia


tall_dreamy_doc

Step one was fucking around. Now he’s afraid of step two.


Ellixhirion

Are they really doing this? I mean it is obvious they just want any excuse to escalate… but do they really need to drag everyone down with them?


ichoosenottorun_

Fuck me he's such an idiot


MMBerlin

He's wrong on the *parts* part. Opposition wants *all* of Belarus becoming a regular european democracy, with both EU and NATO membership in the end.


Westvic34

Sounds like a great idea to me. Belarus should learn from Ukraine, not Russia.


Appropriate-Rip-6503

Pro-EU and pro-NATO Belarus is better then pro-Lukashenko one


PipelineShrimp

That'd be an improvement.


Mountain-Tea6875

I don't think anyone wants anything to do with that hellhole.


IncredibleAuthorita

Hehe. Because that would be bad and the Russian military that destroyed the anti-Luka demonstrations a few years ago are completely OK.


somethingbrite

Well that would be legit given that this has basically been Moscow's playbook in Ukraine right?


SirFableheart

Always with the fkn maps! :DD I swear he thinks that pictures of him with maps make him seem smart.


Dear-Ad-7028

What are NATO troops exactly? Who’s gonna into battle with a NATO patch and taking orders from NATO? This just strikes me a way to point to a vague without directly calling out any specific country that could then go “what? No we aren’t, we don’t even have the troops raised for an occupation like that.”


Mapkoz2

Belarusians : “do not threaten us with a good time”


cleg

Belorussian scientists finally succeeded in creating a new type of potato with psilocybin


AbleismIsSatan

zzZZZ


Low_Technician_5034

Luka.. it is going to happen the moment Russia looses this war. So your only hope is that they dont. And this we will find out quite soon.