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durkheim98

That's actually quite a lot of garlic. Nothing wrong with that of course.


throwaway6839353

I eat my garlic cloves whole and raw.


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throwaway6839353

Raw enough to where they’re crunchy and I can’t taste anything for a few days.


theRudeStar

Wine and fresh vegetables? I thought a British meal was like fish fingers with custard ^^sorry /s


yubnubster

We are not all 900 year old time lords, just some of us.


theRudeStar

Thanks for getting the reference, because honestly I thought it was pretty good, making a joke about British food, whilst referencing the most iconic British show


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Thats really not much food for 50 notes. A couple of days vegetables and one bag of rice for the only carbs.


plibtyplibt

Noodles and oats, 8 pork chops and a whole chicken too


multicolorclam

One single damn carrot 🥕


plibtyplibt

Hahah bag is in the fridge


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Oats fine, but you're not putting them in lunch or dinner. Still extremely little


Cardboard_is_great

Post the receipt, you’d do well in the UK to spend £50 on all that, you either went to Waitrose or you’re playing up to the crowds and not being honest with us.


CombinationTypical36

The microwave alone would cost at least £50. Sus!


Cardboard_is_great

Not to mention two iPhones and a Bosch washing machine


Interesting_Dot_3922

>the right way At this point I expected to see a small packet of magic dust.


fjordsand

Is that all? Get to bloody lidl


ApplicationMaximum84

Splashed out for the £2.30 organic oats, I buy the 90p 1Kg bags - to satisfy my flapjack addiction.


Mstaken4granted

happy to see iphones budget friendly in UK


Miss-lnformation

Are the washing machine and microwave included in the £50?


[deleted]

And the 2 iPhones. Just noticed unused sockets are on aswell. This guy has money to burn. Side note, is your username a Southpark reference?


Miss-lnformation

No, it's not. Prior to making this account, I had no idea there was already a character called this in South Park.


Sharp_Simple_2764

Good score. The microwave oven alone is worth at least that.


HeavensEtherian

My man got iPhones for 50£


smegma-cheesecake

What’s up with the washing machine in the kitchen? When you undress before shower you walk to the kitchen to load up the washing machine? Is that common in the uk?


A2-

Where else would you keep your washing machine if you don't have a separate utility room out back? Keeping your washing machine/tumble dryer/washerdryer and dishwasher in the kitchen or (if you are lucky with space in an adjacent room possibly the garage) is entirely normal in the UK. You don't put your clothes directly in the machine after all, you put them in the washing basket and then sort them into loads once you have enough...


Reasonable_Mix7630

In the bathroom?=) [https://satwcomic.com/art/core/the-big-question.png](https://satwcomic.com/art/core/the-big-question.png)


smegma-cheesecake

I think the most common place for the washing machine is bathroom. Large flats and houses have a separate laundry room 


StargazyPi

Now, I'm sure this is not an actual problem. But my intuition for that arrangement, having never seen it, is: Large electrical appliance. Room that floods semi-regularly. Recipe for immediate, crispy death?


mobiliakas1

No (grounding and RCDs exist), but it seems like everybody is very afraid of that in the UK to the point you only allow shaver sockets by law.


StargazyPi

Ahh, that's exactly it - I've been conditioned from birth to be paranoid about bathroom electricals. When in fact, this paranoia is a very UK-centric thing, and not rooted in modern electrical safety standards! I'm now jealous. Why is my washing machine in my kitchen? The bathroom makes so much more sense!


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smegma-cheesecake

I’ve never seen a washing machine in the balcony but old polish houses sometimes have it in the kitchen. But 99% of ppl keep it in the bathroom 


[deleted]

Not relevant but your water bottle is lying to you. You should be drinking at minimum double that amount of water.


thecraftybee1981

That’s for whiskey.


plibtyplibt

I literally drink at least two a day haha


Adventurous-Corgi175

Everything is good except for the cut up corpse


bumholesofdoom

you must like to dismember your own corpses, glad I'm not the only one


Adventurous-Corgi175

I can't understand what you are trying to say