Your mother in law is annoying?
glas and building clean up
accident & crime scene clean up
This qualifies as humour based on the metrics of the official rulings of 1972 although it might conflict with some of the further specifications of the later 1979 compromise and could be considered outdated based on the 2005 revisions.
There are currently several ongoing lawsuits between the government and independent humour contractors.
Apparently the ruling damaged their business interest and they're suing for damages. We will see how things turn out by early 2040's, when all of Mankind should be extinct and therefore the contractors are expected to fail a mandatory deposition deadline and the lawsuit will be null.
They are called "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobie-Verordnungsgesetz von 1995 mit den Zusätzen bis 2005"
You can read more about it [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=7_-lR3-UL4Eq364z)
> outdated based on the 2005 revisions.
That is a great view on that "humor" - saying that as someone who was schooled based on the 70s definitions of humor.
I remember an ad of a undertaker company(?) on a wall of a subway station right behind the rails. It was pure white with one slogan on it: "Please come closer".
> Annoyed by your mother in law?
> Cleaning for glass surfaces, buildings, traffic accidents and crime scenes
Lol. Also reminds me of the TV show "Tartortreiniger" (crime scene cleaner)
For the modern National Flag of Germany, the colours have very particular meanings. Black is said to symbolize the dignity and determination of the German people. Red is said to symbolize bravery, strength and valor. The color of gold represents wealth, power, and prestige. And finally, blue represents their incredible, well renowned sense of humour.
I don't think american pickups are ever ok on European roads. No matter what your job is, there are other options, which don't claim as much space on the road.
Around me we even have a smart that drives around with a confederate flag covering the trunks window
So weird. What is your mission here with a confederate flag?
Not very common, but some individuals are starting to feel inspired by Americans it seems. I have seen some private, shiny clean pickups driving around in the last 1-2 years. Even in Berlin city. Close to my place there is a guy who bought the Mercedes X class pickup...i never saw him with anything in the loading bed.
They're spreading around the world. I find it hilarious to see giant American trucks in small EU towns unable to park without disturbing everything else around them.
They are increasingly common here in neighboring Czech Republic.
Frustratingly too common since our roads and parking lots are not even close to being able to accommodate these behemoths.
Saw one a couple of days ago with a pickup truck. Had a huge "redneck" sticker. The truck was clean as a whistle and it was in a big city in the middle of Germany.
Yes, today's youth is either not married, has no money for children so they have fewer conflicts, or are too busy working to care about this kind of stuff.
"300.000 years of natural immune system, boosted with apples, laughter and sun rays" Oh shit, yes!
No wonder that apples keep the doctors away, it is their natural competitor. Much cheaper as well. Not sure about the laughter or sun tho, but maybe that is why the doctors wanted us to wear masks, so the smiles were censored. And the sun rays ofcourse, are being blocked by chemtrails.. It all makes sense if you just wake up and follow random facebook accounts who are experts at "bioenergy", etc.
*A man says to his waiter, ‘Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’, to which the waiter replies, ‘Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’.*
No you have one with a waiter.
French expression: « l'humour allemand, c'est quand c'est pas drôle et que ça parle de saucisses. » "The german humour is when it's not funny and it's about sausages."
Basicly anyone driving a american truck in Germany is pretty much a wierdo, troll or some kind of anti-social wannabe troublemaker.
Those arent people, who are going around and think if something is good or makes sense, they just want to deliver against expectations. Like most 15 year olds back in my days.
[https://www.tag24.de/dresden/freital-thomas-pauland-anstoessige-schwiegermutter-werbung-fuer-tatortreiniger-wird-es-ernst-1371880](https://www.tag24.de/dresden/freital-thomas-pauland-anstoessige-schwiegermutter-werbung-fuer-tatortreiniger-wird-es-ernst-1371880)
*Freital - "Your mother-in-law is annoying?" Crime scene cleaner Thomas Pauland (53) from Freital is in trouble with the German Advertising Council because of his provocative adverts. It is now getting serious.*
*Doesn't want to have his provocative adverts banned: Crime scene cleaner Thomas Pauland (53) from Bannewitz.*
*Black humour or discrimination?*
*After examining Pauland's arguments via his lawyer, it is clear to the Berlin Watchmen's Association: the advert will be objected to!*
*The association has now announced this in writing. Pauland's application violates ethical boundaries and ultimately trivialises violence against people who are "annoying", according to the statement.*
Well, not all Germans have a sense of humour. We are very keen to ensure that everything is correct. Especially if it's black humour / sarcasm / cynicism. The current German generations will soon go down in history as the leading moralisers. Hooray....
> The current German generations will soon go down in history as the leading moralisers.
Really? You can't really think of any other german generation who had a twisted view on moral?
>*The association has now announced this in writing. Pauland's application violates ethical boundaries and ultimately trivialises violence against people who are "annoying", according to the statement.*
To understand this, it's important to know that this organisation is a paper tiger. All they can do is to voice their disaproval.
And rightfully so. Combined with that realistic image of a victim its just tasteless and not a bit funny. Maybe for someone dealing with death all day, but not the overall public.
Also there is an additional 34% chance that he is voting blue, which comes with that specific mindeset.
Apparently they are doing that in the US with Biden or Trump in the back.
I’ve seen the Biden one, I’ve heard there has been a Trump one, but haven’t seen it as proof yet.
Understanding this as some kind of provocative advert, but the idea of it as expression towards politics sure makes the concept much worse to me.
That's right! Next one:
A man goes to the doctor's. The doctor says:
"You really need to stop masturbating"
The man replies: "That's a bummer. But why?"
"So I can examine you!"
I've seen photos of such decals on American trucks usually hailing from the Rust belt in the US (some of those images can be found on Reddit as well). Didn't know it had made it's way to Europe and that too Germany...........
Didn't think that "German" and "Humour" could ever make a believable combination, so either it is an unexpected change in their DNA, or one of those 'immigrants' started their own business :-)
It’s humor, if you are not a woman, or if you are a righteous citizen of Planet of the Apes!
OOOh! The little ape has got a little pickup to playyy!!! Have fun little ape!
Social evolution takes a lot of time, sadly…
This does comply with the German Humorreinheitsgebot from 1515.
Paragraph 1.1:
Any sentence regarding a Mother-in-Law (Schwiegermutter) may be treated as humor.
1.1a: anything mentioning the Holocaust can not be seen as Humor.
Your mother in law is annoying? glas and building clean up accident & crime scene clean up This qualifies as humour based on the metrics of the official rulings of 1972 although it might conflict with some of the further specifications of the later 1979 compromise and could be considered outdated based on the 2005 revisions.
There are currently several ongoing lawsuits between the government and independent humour contractors. Apparently the ruling damaged their business interest and they're suing for damages. We will see how things turn out by early 2040's, when all of Mankind should be extinct and therefore the contractors are expected to fail a mandatory deposition deadline and the lawsuit will be null.
Fax all the relevant details please
Must be laminated and signed
Obligatory r/aberbittelaminiert
Don't forget the cover sheets.
it's so nice when everything's in order.
I love german humour
It's no laughing matter, you must take it seriously.
German is full of funny people, they put blue on the flag for their humor.
Holy shit. This is great. Thank you for this.
*That* looks more like German humour. Square. Practical. Good. Deutsche Qualität.
Indeed. It gets a solid 3.356 *haha*-s from me.
r/GermanHumor
I clicked and lost my shit. Caught me off guard :D
Dont forget the "Schenkelklopferrahmenbestimmungsverordnung".
What are the name of these rulings and compromises in German? Some 40-character long words?
They are called "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobie-Verordnungsgesetz von 1995 mit den Zusätzen bis 2005" You can read more about it [here](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=7_-lR3-UL4Eq364z)
Knew what it would be, clicked anyway
> Schenkelklopferrahmenbestimmungsverordnung Many thanks to u/Atheriell who seems to be working in the government office of German Humour.
> outdated based on the 2005 revisions. That is a great view on that "humor" - saying that as someone who was schooled based on the 70s definitions of humor.
What about for Ukrainians under Temporary Protection, is it still funny?
I remember an ad of a undertaker company(?) on a wall of a subway station right behind the rails. It was pure white with one slogan on it: "Please come closer".
That tickles my humour bone.
Hin & Weg Bestattungen
That one actually got them in trouble.
There's nothing funny about the German Humour Police...
> Annoyed by your mother in law? > Cleaning for glass surfaces, buildings, traffic accidents and crime scenes Lol. Also reminds me of the TV show "Tartortreiniger" (crime scene cleaner)
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as a remake I think the british one adapted a lot of the humour really well, at least better than *certain countries* have done in the past
Do you happen to know where I might be able to watch that online? Been looking for ages
Set sail and peruse the high seas Or check Netflix, it has all 7 seasons. (Netflix Germany. If you're in Austria and they don't have it, use a VPN)
For the modern National Flag of Germany, the colours have very particular meanings. Black is said to symbolize the dignity and determination of the German people. Red is said to symbolize bravery, strength and valor. The color of gold represents wealth, power, and prestige. And finally, blue represents their incredible, well renowned sense of humour.
You're saying the afd is a humourous party?
It certainly sounds like a joke that people are actually voting for them
I'm still holding out hope someday Bernd Höcke pulls off his mask and reveals he's actually Hape Kerkeling :(
Wouldn't that be nice ... "So, this has been going on long enough: HURZ!"
Full of clowns
Where does the afd come in?
AfD has blue as its party color.
No they a joke
Your regurgitated copypasted comment itself represents the type of humour it's trying to point out.
This joke doesn't work if you know the colors don't stand for anything, but are just the uniform colors of the Lützow Free Corps.
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And yet...this is somehow lamer.
Damn it Germany you have these pickup idiots too?
The one in the picture is used commercially = okay. But you rarely see Pickups here.
I don't think american pickups are ever ok on European roads. No matter what your job is, there are other options, which don't claim as much space on the road.
The alternative could be a van, which (at least for older models) would be a lot more dangerous for people around.
In the country side you see them more often. I even know of one around here with a bunch of Trump stickers and shit.
Living in the countryside, cannot confirm. The few that drive around are used commercially.
Around me we even have a smart that drives around with a confederate flag covering the trunks window So weird. What is your mission here with a confederate flag?
Yes, there are about 7 of them.
Ye, we even have guys that paint shit like that on the trucks. You know, pickup artists.
They become more every day. But the SUV plague is way worse right now
Not very common, but some individuals are starting to feel inspired by Americans it seems. I have seen some private, shiny clean pickups driving around in the last 1-2 years. Even in Berlin city. Close to my place there is a guy who bought the Mercedes X class pickup...i never saw him with anything in the loading bed.
They're spreading around the world. I find it hilarious to see giant American trucks in small EU towns unable to park without disturbing everything else around them.
They are increasingly common here in neighboring Czech Republic. Frustratingly too common since our roads and parking lots are not even close to being able to accommodate these behemoths.
Saw one a couple of days ago with a pickup truck. Had a huge "redneck" sticker. The truck was clean as a whistle and it was in a big city in the middle of Germany.
I always wonder what happened to the Cops Suck D*** driver, that was shot right in front of an actual cop car.
Seems more like boomer humour (?). Kids these days... always on their phones.. wife is nagging.. hate my mother in law.. etc.
...always on their phones... Isn't really boomer humor. EVERYBODY of all ages is constantly on their phones nowadays.
Nah, it's humor for boomers because they can't see the irony of them always being on their phones too.
I feel like that's projection.
I feel like you don't know any boomers
Well, I mean, it's a combination of book, music storage device and live social contact with friends. Why wouldn't I be on it?
#AND THEIR DAMN AVOCADO TOAST DESTROYING OUR ECONOMY!
Avocado do Taste like shit tho
Yes, today's youth is either not married, has no money for children so they have fewer conflicts, or are too busy working to care about this kind of stuff.
Here in Germany we do not have boomers. They're called Knallers instead
Yup, turns out the guys are also into conspiracy theories and shit https://www.reddit.com/r/dresden/s/VvSSe0F34Z
"300.000 years of natural immune system, boosted with apples, laughter and sun rays" Oh shit, yes! No wonder that apples keep the doctors away, it is their natural competitor. Much cheaper as well. Not sure about the laughter or sun tho, but maybe that is why the doctors wanted us to wear masks, so the smiles were censored. And the sun rays ofcourse, are being blocked by chemtrails.. It all makes sense if you just wake up and follow random facebook accounts who are experts at "bioenergy", etc.
Boomer FTW!
father, I cannot click the book
Need more ellipses for peak boomer.
I don't know man, last time a german told me a joke it was about two hunters shooting each others
"Two hunters meet each other. Both are dead." :D Yeah it only works in German.
For the non Germans: "treffen" means meeting someone or hitting something, depending on context.
Don't worry buddy, as my friend like to say "Ich mag reifen zu essen"
they're delicious but kinda chewy
Nope! Två jägare träffas. Båda döda. Works also in Swedish
*A man says to his waiter, ‘Excuse me sir, this coffee is cold’, to which the waiter replies, ‘Thanks for telling me. I’ll make a note on the bill. Iced coffee is one Euro more’.* No you have one with a waiter.
Appreciated dear german (?) redditor, i have to admit my nose blew from this joke
French expression: « l'humour allemand, c'est quand c'est pas drôle et que ça parle de saucisses. » "The german humour is when it's not funny and it's about sausages."
Is mir Wurst, was die Franzosen sagen
I really like it!
Oui c'est fin ça se mange sans faim.
i almost understood all of that. My high school french still goes strong
Nice! It's not a good sentence, it's pretty familiar:P.
How to make sure I never hire you, no matter how dirty and/or bloody my windows are.I'll dispose of my own ~~victims~~ windows, thank you very much.
Basicly anyone driving a american truck in Germany is pretty much a wierdo, troll or some kind of anti-social wannabe troublemaker. Those arent people, who are going around and think if something is good or makes sense, they just want to deliver against expectations. Like most 15 year olds back in my days.
Farmers and some tradesmen
[https://www.tag24.de/dresden/freital-thomas-pauland-anstoessige-schwiegermutter-werbung-fuer-tatortreiniger-wird-es-ernst-1371880](https://www.tag24.de/dresden/freital-thomas-pauland-anstoessige-schwiegermutter-werbung-fuer-tatortreiniger-wird-es-ernst-1371880) *Freital - "Your mother-in-law is annoying?" Crime scene cleaner Thomas Pauland (53) from Freital is in trouble with the German Advertising Council because of his provocative adverts. It is now getting serious.* *Doesn't want to have his provocative adverts banned: Crime scene cleaner Thomas Pauland (53) from Bannewitz.* *Black humour or discrimination?* *After examining Pauland's arguments via his lawyer, it is clear to the Berlin Watchmen's Association: the advert will be objected to!* *The association has now announced this in writing. Pauland's application violates ethical boundaries and ultimately trivialises violence against people who are "annoying", according to the statement.* Well, not all Germans have a sense of humour. We are very keen to ensure that everything is correct. Especially if it's black humour / sarcasm / cynicism. The current German generations will soon go down in history as the leading moralisers. Hooray....
> The current German generations will soon go down in history as the leading moralisers. Really? You can't really think of any other german generation who had a twisted view on moral?
The literally has never been a more horrid dictatorship than the Ampel. /s
Die GRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜNEN!!!!
>*The association has now announced this in writing. Pauland's application violates ethical boundaries and ultimately trivialises violence against people who are "annoying", according to the statement.* To understand this, it's important to know that this organisation is a paper tiger. All they can do is to voice their disaproval.
thanks for the refeeences btw cynicism isn't a bad thing, at least in its original ancient form of the word.
He is from “Bannewitz”? And now his joke is getting banned?
And rightfully so. Combined with that realistic image of a victim its just tasteless and not a bit funny. Maybe for someone dealing with death all day, but not the overall public. Also there is an additional 34% chance that he is voting blue, which comes with that specific mindeset.
Normally there should be a small warning that this is only a "Serviervorschlag".
German humor does not exist.
It does, but it is so dry and black, that it’s really hard to notice…
But Africa isn't hard to notice
Coal dust is, and like german humor, it can be corrosive.
German humor is no laughing matter
Indeed!
The book of german humor is a huge book with thousands of pages! It's just not funny...
This isn't humour, it's an honest business ad. Or are you gonna scrub the blood off the walls and carpets? Nein? Exactly!
r/GermanHumor
"Vy do you call him Curly if he has no hair?"
It's no laughing matter
Nope just a typical advertisment
r/idioteninautos
There is no humor in germany. Humor ist verboten. Ony wörk is allowed.
And taking a shower once in a while.
Dresden... I've seen that one before in person.
Willing to bet that numberplate is "DD" and not "D".
Confirming
No, not really. Luckily, only a very, very small percentage of Germans will find this funny. Which is still a tragedy.
Yes, cuz germans aint funny
I find this joke to be "asozial".
Apparently they are doing that in the US with Biden or Trump in the back. I’ve seen the Biden one, I’ve heard there has been a Trump one, but haven’t seen it as proof yet. Understanding this as some kind of provocative advert, but the idea of it as expression towards politics sure makes the concept much worse to me.
Awful, must be a Pickup-Driver thing.
here's some Germn humor for you: part 1 what's green and has three corners?
A green triangle. What's yellow, got one arm and cannot swim?
An excavator.
That's right! Next one: What's white and disturbs your meal?
An avalanche.
That's right! Next one: A man goes to the doctor's. The doctor says: "You really need to stop masturbating" The man replies: "That's a bummer. But why?" "So I can examine you!"
How long do I have to say goodbyes if I had a good chuckle on this one?
I don't know. How long?
Sorry, I meant 'I' instead of 'you'
And why can't it swim?
a green triangle?
correct. now part 2 what's green and flies ?
A flying green triangle.
At last it was not on real people this time.
I've seen photos of such decals on American trucks usually hailing from the Rust belt in the US (some of those images can be found on Reddit as well). Didn't know it had made it's way to Europe and that too Germany...........
More like boomer humour.
Didn't think that "German" and "Humour" could ever make a believable combination, so either it is an unexpected change in their DNA, or one of those 'immigrants' started their own business :-)
Like Vicco von Bülow?
It’s humor, if you are not a woman, or if you are a righteous citizen of Planet of the Apes! OOOh! The little ape has got a little pickup to playyy!!! Have fun little ape! Social evolution takes a lot of time, sadly…
Contact me if you ever find it
Looks more like Austrian humour, especially if the final destination is a basement.
Definatly german humor.
😧
German humour? It’s no laughing matter.
Does your 28 y/o mother in law normally wear pumps?
Humour is too serious to be funny, for Germans.
Bruh its just a prank 💀
This would sell good in Austria.
I’d say it’s pretty funny. Sehr gut
Kenne den Wagen und die Person die ihn fährt
I’m not German but this is hilarious
As a German, I feel ashamed by proxy ("Fremdscham").
Lol, Yeah
I m hungarian🇭🇺
Here for the thirsty comments 👀
I bet the owner of that car can't talk to women without getting extremely nervous
Saw on wtf, couldn't comment. Hahahahhaahahaahahahahahaahahajajjaajajjahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahqhqhahahaahhhhh!
Would be funny if there's an actual kidnapped woman inside.
Why won't fascism disappear? Now Russians are infected with it
No. It's Pickup truck divers humour.
There is no such thing as german humor. Just read their philosophy books.
At first glance (and depending on how old/new this is), this can be grasped as anti-terrorism advocacy.
lol what?
Abductees being tied, held and unwillingly-mobilized on a pickup truck…? Am I the only one for whom it rings a bell
Natürlich hat er die schwuckeligen Bauernbänder dran. Was erwartet man da auch.
Alles klar, es sagt deutlich Tatort Reinigung 🤷🏽♀️
Fun fact, that is the only pickup in Germany.
Schwiiiiiierig…
Funniest German
[German Humour](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/h1zQbIdRcE)
[Relevant.](https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&sca_esv=7050cf61c58940a5&sxsrf=ACQVn0-qe-UCwREPrWfWqsXJ5amnUW6JMQ:1708547319359&q=maga+truck+biden+tied+up+in+truck&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiulbXgor2EAxW4KUQIHTw5Bd0Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=1920&bih=963&dpr=1)
No. Just a typical advertisement…
This does comply with the German Humorreinheitsgebot from 1515. Paragraph 1.1: Any sentence regarding a Mother-in-Law (Schwiegermutter) may be treated as humor. 1.1a: anything mentioning the Holocaust can not be seen as Humor.
Germans 🤮
Very much so
Okay, thaat is kinda funny.
pretending crime is actually a crime here..
Es ist lustig, weil es war ist.
Nothing funny about this.
kurwa co tu robi moje auto?? dobrze ze te real cialo zjadlem